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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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I'm better than you.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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ISABELLAH
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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fear of a blank page.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Conventions are lazy.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Tear off all your labels.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Context does.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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suk up and pop
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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No one is stopping you
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Nature loves to hide.
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This is not a pipe.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Make it so!
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know it's naught!
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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The Game
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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I'm not dead yet!
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This statement is a lie.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Kill your imagination.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Kwote Zero
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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There is no help.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Death is not only for you.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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