Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Every one can read your mind.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Faith is not an excuse.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Are you interesting?
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The best things in life are imaginary
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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If you do it, want it.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Some men are born posthumously.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Abandon all art NOW
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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You know what I always say...
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life is short..
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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You don't need this ----->
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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giant skeleton factory
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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are you wearing that?
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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This is not a pipe.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Albino african
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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We Universe Itself
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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At the end you see it clear
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