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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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I can see you
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Control is not control
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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All generalisations are false
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Some farts go poof.
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You'll never get this time back.
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i wish i had tried.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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If you do it, want it.
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God is dead, long live God
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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hate love - love hate
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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ICDUC2?
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Don't be naive.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Today is the day.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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WARNING: And how!
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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"Please feel free."
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Life is not rhetorical.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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you are now manually dying
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Poetry is in the street.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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you sure its safe?
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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You are a product.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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This is now part of your day.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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In the end. there's a period.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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