Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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You are literate
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i can't do that yet.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Holy shit look over there --->
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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They are hunting dogs.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Collect to reject
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Average is such a mean word
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Habeas Corpus
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Make up your words.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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much was decided before you were born
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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