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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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i will!
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Adapt or die!
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For a good time call Eris
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Let's be cruel!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Negation is definition
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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-hyphencypher-
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The Beginning is Near.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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How come you so Dumb?
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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How are you reading this?
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There's no such thing as a free world
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Stop history
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Yes you are.
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YOU will live forever!
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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This is not here
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Who's life are you living?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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power lies everywhere
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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A king's castle is his home.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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All men are created unequal.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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I am living in denial.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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