Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The following statement is not true:
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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You are not your self-image.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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inheritance must be abolished
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Here's what I know,
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Free Baser Evil!
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my head hurts worse than yours
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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I'm with intelligent --->
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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pink is ok, too
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Confusion is paradise
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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fat people think they are fat.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Bored people are boring people.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Be eaten by babies
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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you will not think and you will not care
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to volunteer is reactionary
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Please go back 3 squares
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Please cue at this point -->
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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d's nutz
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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nothing is something
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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The Truth Hertz.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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