Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the family is living on borrowed time
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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do you think we are forever?
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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angst is lame
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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escape from libtardia.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Reality is unbelievable.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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noise can be hostile
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Resistance is fertile
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Great! Doesn't it
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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You can't be too serious.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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unleash infinity
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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solitude is enriching
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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You did it.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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wishing things away is not effective
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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step one: build a better idiot
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i believe the earth is fat!
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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This statement is a lie.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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You Can Use Fire
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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