My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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