Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They Live. We sleep
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Stamp out bad eggs
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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i will!
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Use no hooks.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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beat violence!
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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This is not a pipe.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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go within the flow
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are you wearing that?
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Stop being used.
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Just do it.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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It's later than you think.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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no absolutes!
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Please go back 3 squares
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Maybe you're a product too
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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That's what she said.
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hungry? eat me.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Nature loves to hide.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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You woke up for this?
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â–²
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Art is dangerous
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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pretend you have free will
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Pretend to be real.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Home is where the disease is
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Futility is futile.
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Call in Sick
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Peace is a graveyard.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Fight Me
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