Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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By the power of viagra
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Step on a crack
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I puked here
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Victimize Circumstance!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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To be happy is a new notion
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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i is imaginary.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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moderation kills the spirit
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There ain't no justice
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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nothing is something
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Everything you know is wrong!
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Chaste makes waste.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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fear of a blank page.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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read banned books
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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you left the iron on.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Your mother was lying
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Abstinence is perverted
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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you can live on through your descendants
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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keep your eyes open
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To be free today means to participate.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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fun or doom
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Only bad music has any meaning
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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