Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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ux = bb is watching you
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Orwell was right.
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You were alone before they left you
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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down with lies?
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You are only happy by accident.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Kook cain
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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hope is self-replicating
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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technology will make or break us
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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you must have one grand passion
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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you will not think and you will not care
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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We're behaving like insects
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Power to the Imagination.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Do not read this message.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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you are now manually dying
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You are literate
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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unique things must be the most valuable
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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This is the age of isis
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Hail Stones!
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Infect Yourself.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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This town needs an enema.
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you're it, no backsies
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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