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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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true freedom is frightful
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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DIY
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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These monsters are people
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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you can even marry harry
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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You are only happy by accident.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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People are Human.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Defective for our future.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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All we have is words
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Two-faced book
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Suspend belief.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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This is a Meme.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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offer very little information about yourself
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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i believe that children are the futile
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Home is where the disease is
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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after birth is before death
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Newfags can't triforce
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Lady Inspired
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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