Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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averageness is a point of view
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Do not read this.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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eris is my higher power
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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This side up.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Cums
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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hail deep thought
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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know it's naught!
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Please clean up after your god.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Please go away.
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Kwote Zero
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men are not monogamous by nature
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Suicide is against the law!
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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supplementing my permanent record
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You Can Use Fire
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Government Complaints Box
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Ignorance isn't free!
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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starvation is nature's way
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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fear of a blank page.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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You're on your own now
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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[Citation Needed]
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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discordia lumine maior
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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