Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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STOP TALKING.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Be all that you can be
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Recycle your pets
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Percepi et esse.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Measure once, cut twice
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Life is not only for you.
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Reading is not understanding.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Initiation is never over.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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We are here to grow our souls
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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I see what you did there.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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People are revolting
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Leap before you look
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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You are one of the masks
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You should pay more attention.
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True love is overrated
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Education is a form of murder
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The hidden factor may be you.
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adjust your tie.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Get ready for this.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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hail deep thought
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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You are a product.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Achacha
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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just say know
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Truth is plural and contingent
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Mission accomplished.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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August Victoria hospital
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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