Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This is where i get off.
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poonerism
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Who's life are you living?
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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DIY
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Protection when you least expect it
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Collapse the state of mind
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ALWAYS IS
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Who is the shepherd?
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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fallin' allin
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Your memebomb
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adjust your tie.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Can I askew a question?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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ux = bb is watching you
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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chance the yeti
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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this is certainly sort of strange
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Soil isn't a document
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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A naked mind is sexy.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Fools seldom differ
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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This bear's repeating.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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i believe that children are the futile
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Free
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