if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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