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They know you're reading this.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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[citation needed]
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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This is where I get off...
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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I'm not dead.
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this conversation is over
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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wishing things away is not effective
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Are you still awake?
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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raw backwards is war
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Futility is futile.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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rattlesnakes are epic
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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You are Powerful!
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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go down and drown'd
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Free
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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iPods are made of people!
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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It's always today.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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an elite is inevitable
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Security through Obesity
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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My father was a good woman.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Such Oddacity.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Welcome home
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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People are Human.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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