Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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You woke up for this?
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Oops bi did it again
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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world wide eyed
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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challenge your habits
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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NANODICK
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Who watches the watchers?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Try to outlive these words.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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The End is Rear!
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Such Oddacity.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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water is just boneless ice
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Habeas Corpus
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never fear goddess is here
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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bleed for the international power
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