Semi Official Memebomb Archive

golfers are the illuminati
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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i think therefore i think i am
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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That was a bad idea.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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The Truth Hertz.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Virginity can be cured.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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I do hesitate to ask.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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feel better now
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Never mind that.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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It's a trap!
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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sex differences are here to stay
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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I am no longer infected
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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You are not your ego
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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the whether is changing
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Habeas Corpus
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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I don't have time for the truth.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Caution: dry paint.
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an elite is inevitable
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DEATH SUCKS.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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low expectations are good protection
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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I have found a truth.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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education is everywhere
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Temptoe through the toolies
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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You know what I always say...
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you read my fucking mind
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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TRAVELITE
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Fools seldom differ
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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