Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Quick! What are your last words?!
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Knowing is hard.
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Personally, I blame society
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This is not a meme.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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You were alone before they left you
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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categorizing fear is calming
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Your smile or your life
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are you wearing that?
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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I invented plagiarism.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Resistance is fertile
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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You can't be too serious.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Oh, no, not again.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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god cares for you more.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Caution: dry floor.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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KNOW SHIT!
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Duck
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This is the distraction.
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this is a interdistraction
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DUCK !!
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Do you smell bacon?
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This is a mindjacking!
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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to be is not to be
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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humor is a release
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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