Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never trust what you read.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Moderation is for monks.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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There are five kinds of people:
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the important thing is to cum...
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Bored people are boring people.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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This town needs an enema.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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"etwas" means something in german.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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It's later than you think.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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All we have is words
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Lol, reality.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Please go back 3 squares
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Abandon all art NOW
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choice != control
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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How are you reading this?
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Law = X/0
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to be is not to be
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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is this a stupid question?
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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The chao goes mu.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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What are you doing?!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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