Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hunger is the mother of beauty
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Common sense is neither.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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never fear goddess is here
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Do you want a cookie?
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Gamergate was here
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Space is a practiced place.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Listen to the noise.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Slippery when slick
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Be eaten by babies
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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you must disagree with authority figures
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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down with lies?
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Deity... he's come for me
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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I see what you did there.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Such Oddacity.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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No one noticed.
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Darwin Hates You.
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don't postpone joy
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You know better
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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