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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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humanism is obsolete
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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nothing is something
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me me na me meme name
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Blasphemy is my religion
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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adjust your tie.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Why not?
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Your dick sucks!
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Use no hooks.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Things you own end up owning you
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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keep the lasagna flying
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Yes i did .
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technology will make or break us
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Appreciate Chaos
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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land of the fee
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Why are you so sure?
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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often you should act like you are sexless
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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everything counts in large amounts
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Property is theft.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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World's Best Dad
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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