Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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noise can be hostile
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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I could only masquerade
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Reality is rated R, too.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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If your not confused your wrong
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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moderation kills the spirit
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Impeach the constitution
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Is this really worth it?
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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People are blinky
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Read less, live more.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Find your passion for apathy
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Get 0%, win
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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All your mistakes are performance art
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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This sentence is false.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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brainsprain
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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All men are created unequal.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Both are fools but who knows?
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Believing is seeing.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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being broke is childish
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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All we have is words
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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There are five kinds of people:
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There is no help.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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