Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Great! Doesn't it
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Are you interesting?
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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love to see it happen
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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warning: the sky really is falling
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asshole
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There is where you say something stupid.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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NO YOU!
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Less is a possibilty
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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JUST THINKING
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Everything happens for no reason
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Adapt or die!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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some hacks hoax
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Step on a crack
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jesus was a roman mole
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Support Our Fruits.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Clara mascara
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Caution: dry paint.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Let's be cruel!
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