if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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