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lmao wtf did u expect
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Defective for our future.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Law = X/0
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Without fuck ¡
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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nothing is something
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Keep quiet about this.
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BeLIEve
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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apologies
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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The cause is the effect.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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technology will make or break us
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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cancer cures smoking.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Now is forever
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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You are not your self-image.
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Lego my Ego
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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しょがない。
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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To be happy is a new notion
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Work is a four letter word.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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land of the fee
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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