Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's no LIE in BELIEF.
#2864 -378 = 3686 - 4064 - +
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
#5599 -372 = 3074 - 3446 - +
Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
#3188 -490 = 2941 - 3431 - +
Don't fart then inhale it
#5692 -505 = 3636 - 4141 - +
Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
#1132 -353 = 3110 - 3463 - +
How necessary are you?
#3532 -329 = 3114 - 3443 - +
the end is extremely freaking nigh.
#4564 -305 = 3232 - 3537 - +
If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 -288 = 3340 - 3628 - +
DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
#1112 -311 = 2921 - 3232 - +
everything that's interesting is new
#1195 -323 = 2452 - 2775 - +
You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
#3274 -442 = 2913 - 3355 - +
Robots bleed red
#5277 -428 = 3284 - 3712 - +
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
#606 -269 = 3759 - 4028 - +
I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
#1511 -260 = 3918 - 4178 - +
The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
#4876 -575 = 3109 - 3684 - +
boredom makes you do crazy things
#849 -341 = 3001 - 3342 - +
class structure is as artificial as plastic
#918 -341 = 2893 - 3234 - +
I know you, and I know your game...
#4291 -416 = 3207 - 3623 - +
Undermine society, everybody!
#3022 -291 = 3972 - 4263 - +
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
#2121 -359 = 3081 - 3440 - +
THIS MACHINE LIES
#2920 -253 = 3820 - 4073 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -342 = 3848 - 4190 - +
Question...everything?
#2359 -386 = 2824 - 3210 - +
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
#2501 -371 = 3497 - 3868 - +
The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
#5818 -375 = 2969 - 3344 - +
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
#5480 -308 = 3324 - 3632 - +
labor is a life-destroying activity
#1934 -250 = 4115 - 4365 - +
Life is not only for you.
#5252 -312 = 3190 - 3502 - +
Achacha
#6405 -732 = 3283 - 4015 - +
Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
#735 -324 = 3572 - 3896 - +
Okay, something here's really fucked up.
#2212 -314 = 2972 - 3286 - +
[Drop meme bomb here]
#5814 -365 = 3080 - 3445 - +
Feel great with purpose
#1237 -363 = 3362 - 3725 - +
Niggers secretly adore slavery
#6440 -683 = 3659 - 4342 - +
brobama
#6318 -467 = 4273 - 4740 - +
First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
#4657 -354 = 2877 - 3231 - +
technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
#4894 -325 = 2880 - 3205 - +
expressing anger is necessary
#1210 -400 = 3428 - 3828 - +
Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
#2237 -316 = 2691 - 3007 - +
go fuck yourself
No really
#5531 -375 = 2996 - 3371 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -180 = 711 - 891 - +
Common sense is neither.
#5071 -211 = 3924 - 4135 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -306 = 3412 - 3718 - +
opacity is an irresistible challenge
#2236 -288 = 2817 - 3105 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -278 = 3989 - 4267 - +
Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
#4540 -367 = 3310 - 3677 - +
WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
#6446 -538 = 3257 - 3795 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -1802 = 6295 - 8097 - +
It's your fault we're cheating.
#1881 -312 = 3510 - 3822 - +
THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
#6448 -715 = 3351 - 4066 - +
I'll be back.
#1595 -345 = 2685 - 3030 - +
What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
#5757 -373 = 3491 - 3864 - +
If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
#3720 -363 = 3048 - 3411 - +
jesus hippie
#6243 -341 = 4002 - 4343 - +
The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
#2687 -382 = 2953 - 3335 - +
Is this really worth it?
#3995 -384 = 3154 - 3538 - +
ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
#2232 -333 = 2402 - 2735 - +
Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
#884 -347 = 2961 - 3308 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -285 = 3914 - 4199 - +
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
#5053 -315 = 3429 - 3744 - +
Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
#2238 -236 = 3884 - 4120 - +
OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
#5615 -273 = 3159 - 3432 - +
Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
#5662 -398 = 3184 - 3582 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 -329 = 2990 - 3319 - +
The truth never set anyone free
#4898 -397 = 3654 - 4051 - +
Who begins too much accomplishes little.
#3202 -317 = 3089 - 3406 - +
the truth cannot be copyrighted
#6428 -840 = 3422 - 4262 - +
Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
#763 -325 = 3518 - 3843 - +
This sign is not self-referential.
#2935 -371 = 3804 - 4175 - +
Home is where the disease is
#5288 -348 = 3330 - 3678 - +
ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
#5304 -387 = 3163 - 3550 - +
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
#4511 -409 = 4354 - 4763 - +
If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
#4113 -308 = 3524 - 3832 - +
Critique Thyself
#962 -279 = 3841 - 4120 - +
You better know
#3282 -283 = 3714 - 3997 - +
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
#2231 -295 = 3974 - 4269 - +
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
#1206 -374 = 3005 - 3379 - +
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -467 = 3319 - 3786 - +
We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
#3885 -328 = 2990 - 3318 - +
Everybody knows.
#3959 -315 = 2908 - 3223 - +
If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
#1711 -264 = 3147 - 3411 - +
Get 0%, win
#4883 -375 = 3006 - 3381 - +
masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
#6148 -542 = 3493 - 4035 - +
Mother nature don't give a fuck.
#4008 -251 = 3650 - 3901 - +
You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
#4011 -328 = 3730 - 4058 - +
I hate myself to sleep at night
#1514 -265 = 3519 - 3784 - +
chaos is chicken pox after 30,
#4995 -345 = 2955 - 3300 - +
uranus is a gas-giant.
#6362 -528 = 4454 - 4982 - +
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
#1123 -317 = 3202 - 3519 - +
inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
#3836 -332 = 3489 - 3821 - +
Pwn free and clear.
#2349 -362 = 4056 - 4418 - +
Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
#5657 -242 = 3369 - 3611 - +
we take the naps we think we deserve.
#5243 -361 = 3094 - 3455 - +
there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
#4728 -391 = 3445 - 3836 - +
There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
#4864 -289 = 3446 - 3735 - +
Maximum capacity eight persons.
#2034 -521 = 3238 - 3759 - +
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
#2780 -352 = 3475 - 3827 - +
enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
#1151 -335 = 3233 - 3568 - +
it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
#1789 -377 = 3089 - 3466 - +
We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
#4466 -310 = 3087 - 3397 - +

5246 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project