Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can't be too serious.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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We Universe Itself
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Someone knows better than you
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Chaste makes waste.
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Resistance is fertile
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Infect Yourself.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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giant skeleton factory
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Love my label like myself
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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power lies everywhere
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Democracy is Watching you..
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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fear is information
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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not valid without receipt
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Everybody knows.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Death is not only for you.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Everything happens for no reason
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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A free world needs no leaders
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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even she goes poo... even she
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Freedom is a party
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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inheritance must be abolished
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Tune out the signal.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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You were alone before they left you
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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I am GOD here!
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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What are you doing?!
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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-hyphencypher-
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