Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Open horse fucking
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Newfags can't triforce
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Please press any door to continue
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Normal
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Pain = stupidity
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I love my tribe.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Happiness is not efficient
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Your dick sucks!
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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The trick is whatever happens next
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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re-evolution!
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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i dont really know anything.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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This is not a meme.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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you are now manually dying
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Stop history
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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