Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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You don't need this ----->
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Beware of false profits
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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You did it.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Plan early, plan twice
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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This side up.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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this is certainly sort of strange
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We saw her duck.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Please don't care about this sign.
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You got away with it.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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This is a Meme.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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this is a interdistraction
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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PANTS?
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This sentence is false.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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This is the age of isis
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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There is no conspiracy.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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DUCK !!
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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The cause is the effect.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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You can't be late until you show up.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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It's never too late to start.
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