Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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How's that working out for you?
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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I am living in denial.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Make up your words.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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love to see it happen
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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fututio, non verba.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Who told you to believe that?
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We have this area under surveillance
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God bless the kufar
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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[Verification needed]
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even she goes poo... even she
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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I shit you not.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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This is a question?
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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decency is a relative thing
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Zombie or not to be?
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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I am my own god now
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No forbidding allowed.
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alzheimer macht frei
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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