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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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one love
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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In case of fire, burn.
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World's Best Dad
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Everything happens for no reason
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Ateoff shitler
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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never fear goddess is here
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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There is no conspiracy.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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I puked here
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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You are what you hate.
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travelight
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This is a mindjacking!
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you can live on through your descendants
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Robots bleed red
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Go places.
Do things
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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For a good time call Eris
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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MURDERBIRD
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Panic carefully
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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this is a interdistraction
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Free
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Try to remember
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Don't panic.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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