Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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one love
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Infect Yourself.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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stasis is a dream state
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big brother is not watching me
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Adapt or die!
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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wait!
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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They're catching up to you!
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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some hacks hoax
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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I don't believe you.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Life is not only for you.
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"Please feel free."
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Home is where the disease is
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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My pockets went to Distopia
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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