Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Because and effect.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Duck
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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after birth is before death
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Question reality.
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I think you came to late.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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This statement can't be trusted.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Abel had no descendants.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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TRAVELITE
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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The Truth Hertz.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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I don't believe you.
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Do you think that went well?
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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all information is misinformation
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lmao wtf did u expect
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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It's never too late to start.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Security through Obesity
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love your enemy
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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scratch'n'sniff
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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What are you really thinking about?
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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