Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This is not simply entertainment.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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You are now breathing manually.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Language is speaking you.
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operating under the illusion
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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BeLIEve
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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You are Powerful!
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Be young - shut up!
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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No one has died for your sins
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Oops bi did it again
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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decency is a relative thing
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Yes you are.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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eeeee, be mite
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slack lives matter
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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land of the fee
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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If you want it, do it.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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What just happened?
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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The Truth Hertz.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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everything counts in large amounts
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Question reality.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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