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This statement is a lie.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Support Our Fruits.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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GET OVER IT
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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You can fine-tune at will.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Abel had no descendants.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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automation is deadly
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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MINDCRAFT
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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JUST THINKING
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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averageness is a point of view
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Believing is seeing.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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This sentence is false.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Please cue at this point -->
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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you can be right and still be murdered
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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The following statement is not true:
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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No one has died for your sins
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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