Semi Official Memebomb Archive

leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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you LIVE in that head?
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suk up and pop
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Stop being used.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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All myths are modern
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Don't tread on me
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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timidity is laughable
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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belief is priceless
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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This message is false
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Simulate yourself
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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you are now manually dying
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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My father was a good woman.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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https://www.appdupe.com/oyo-rooms-clone
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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homestuck
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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But I'm already repressed!
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PROLIFUCK
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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