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It only gets weirder from here!
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I see what you did there.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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sex differences are here to stay
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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know it's naught!
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All we have is words
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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No pain, no pain.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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You can't buy fun like this
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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to whom it may concern,
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Dick.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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You are now breathing manually.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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getting even is odd.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Every one can read your mind.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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I am the voice in your head.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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this is one sentence.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Now is all you have.
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Who are you? Why?
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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You are Holy in the wrong
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Lol, reality.
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The media lies.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Free Baser Evil!
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everything counts in large amounts
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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This is not here
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Orwell was an optimist
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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How do you get all those coins?
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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This is not a meme.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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i need to avoid the void
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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