Semi Official Memebomb Archive

corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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hail deep thought
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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â–²
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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History is written by the winners
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Take no shit, take a crap
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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wishing things away is not effective
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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People are revolting
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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politics is used for personal gain
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Will what you do
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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routine is a link with the past
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Oops bi did it again
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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I GET IT!
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For a good time call Eris
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Not a Restroom
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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choice != control
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Save us from salvation
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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just believing something can make it happen
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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hugo phurst
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The media lies.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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