Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are one of the masks
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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poonerism
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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iPods are made of people!
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Hail Stones!
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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You can't buy fun like this
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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This is my steakhouse.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Coitus ergo sum.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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meet us in orbit
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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I like.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Ateoff shitler
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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It happened to you too
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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FOREVER ALONE
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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I'll be back.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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the important thing is to cum...
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Specialization is for insects
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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