Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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I am high, bye
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Love scares empty hearts
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Have a good day, or die.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Language is speaking you.
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What are you doing?!
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is this a stupid question?
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play freebird!
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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If you do it, want it.
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I'm in this for the money.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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SAUL MUSIC
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look above the wind.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Percepi et esse.
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this is only a test
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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god cares for you more.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Rebel against this command.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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People are blinky
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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DO NOT READ THIS
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This is not simply entertainment.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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PROLIFUCK
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Please look away immediately.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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love to see it happen
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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â–²
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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