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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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My god is bigger.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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unleash infinity
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Why didn't you?
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Why are you so sure?
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Negation is definition
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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DO NOT READ THIS
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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I am a verb and so can you!
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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You're on your own now
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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How necessary are you?
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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it's a headless blunder
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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this is one sentence.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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You are what you hate.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Browsers for Genocide
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The new money is info.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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