Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i can't do that yet.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Caution: dry paint.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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fat people think they are fat.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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I don't believe you.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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You are a fire hazard
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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We Universe Itself
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Initiation is never over.
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Believing is seeing.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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This message is false
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Do not believe language.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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decency is a relative thing
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Jesus was a profit.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Your dick sucks!
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Victimize Circumstance!
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all information is misinformation
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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You Can Use Fire
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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even she goes poo... even she
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Freedom is a party
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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You are only happy by accident.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Please clean up after your god.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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