Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Do you smell bacon?
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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All we have is words
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after birth is before death
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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lord of the memes...
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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cancer cures smoking.
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this post scares me
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Will what you do
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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PANTFARTICA
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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IMOK
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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I see what you did there.
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If you can this.... you can read
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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change your mind
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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You Can Use Fire
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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you owe the world not the other way around
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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The revolution will be the same
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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But I'm already repressed!
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