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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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You woke up for this?
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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we need some new cliches
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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We see what you did there.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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the future is here now
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Suicide is against the law!
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Kwote Zero
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Roots are for vegetables
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Don't be naive.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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You too can be No. one!
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i dont really know anything.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Will what you do
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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listen to the silence
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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technology will make or break us
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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adjust your tie.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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How are you reading this?
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Levity Sucks!
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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