Semi Official Memebomb Archive

revolution means going around in circles.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Don't quote this
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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I'm in this for the money.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Some farts go poop.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Every statement contains falsehood
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Work is a four letter word.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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There is no mainstream.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Get 0%, win
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This sticker written on the internet.
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This is Not an Exist.
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Do not read this message.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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anarchonistic
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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low expectations are good protection
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i know that i don't know.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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ice 4 eyes
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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You know it all, don't you?
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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the whether is changing
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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fnord
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you can even marry harry
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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You're already in its belly.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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