Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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