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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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OUT OFN ORDER
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
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Tits
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Ethos under desconstruction
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Achacha
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Then why do you do it?
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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everyone's work is equally important
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That's what she said.
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Everybody knows.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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offer very little information about yourself
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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The only enemy is good
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Please go back 3 squares
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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raise boys and girls the same way
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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No direction is the right direction
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When's the last time you felt great?
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The End is Rear!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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This is a thought free zone.
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Deity... he's come for me
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choice != control
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Please clean up after your god.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Tune out the signal.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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My mess is a life
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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[citation needed]
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what is future
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Go places.
Do things
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Security Through Obscurity
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