Semi Official Memebomb Archive

your breath smells a funny colour
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Ateoff shitler
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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keep the lasagna flying
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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This is inappropriate
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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How am I not who I Am?
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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This is not simply entertainment.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Measure once, cut twice
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It's good to be the King.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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security makes me nervous
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Slippery when slick
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Theft is liberty
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Habeas Corpus
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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hate love - love hate
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Soil isn't a document
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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The revolution will be the same
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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People are Human.
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hungry? eat me.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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i just changed the world
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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