Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Subversive is the new black.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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If its to be, its up to me
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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everything that's interesting is new
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Language is speaking you.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Free Baser Evil!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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wait,
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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help me i've turned into paper
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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this conversation is over
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Your memebomb
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Laibach and Bank of England
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There is no Truth here.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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chance the yeti
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fallin' allin
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Please press any door to continue
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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