Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Nothing is 100% true
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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suk up and pop
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God made me an atheist.
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Abandon all art NOW
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Less is a possibilty
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Convictions cause convicts.
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hungry? eat me.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Who is the shepherd?
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Violence never settles anything.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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If its to be its up to me
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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change your mind
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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I have found a truth.
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Pawn Takes king.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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there is an error in this sentence.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Got your knows!
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Hail Stones!
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Please look away immediately.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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what i think i am
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Superstition is bad luck.
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i is imaginary.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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education is everywhere
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"Please feel free."
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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You're a great actor!
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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You are Holy in the wrong
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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someone should do something about that
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Every statement contains falsehood
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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all information is misinformation
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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I don't believe you.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Death is not only for you.
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