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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Caution: dry paint.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Save the banks lol
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Mission accomplished.
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Space is a practiced place.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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In the end. there's a period.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Are you sure? Why not?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Everybody knows.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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here...catch!
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i is imaginary.
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Now is all you have.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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I saw what you did just now
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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WAKE UP.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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somebody stop me. please.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Personally, I blame society
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Vanilla extract
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Oops bi did it again
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Kill your imagination.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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go within the flow
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Be eaten by babies
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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I GET IT!
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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