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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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raw backwards is war
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Theft is liberty
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Keep quiet about this.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Government Complaints Box
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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No one is stopping you
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Nothing real requires faith.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Who watches the watchers?
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Suffering is Optional...
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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step one: build a better idiot
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morals are for little people
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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nothing is something
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Scene and Herd.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Free
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Kill Your Idols.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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decency is a relative thing
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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We'll make you happy
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Men always generalise
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"Please feel free."
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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blumpkinfluffer
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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