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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Call in Sick
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Are you sure? Why not?
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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yeah, i know.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Jesus loves war!
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Normality = boring-reality
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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To be free today means to participate.
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PROLIFUCK
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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How did you get here?
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Do not read this.
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[citation needed]
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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They're catching up to you!
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Kook cain
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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hugo phurst
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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mttv
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Are you interesting?
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