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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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feel better now
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Legalize poverty
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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The new money is info.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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iPods are made of people!
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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I puked here
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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ALWAYS IS
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Prop Up The System!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Critique Thyself
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Make up your words.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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you sure its safe?
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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You can't be too serious.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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-hyphencypher-
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Are you a character or a being?
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No direction is the right direction
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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planning for the future is escapism
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scratch'n'sniff
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Only the insane prosper
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They know you're reading this.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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ban censorship!
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Feel great with purpose
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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