Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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I see what you did there.
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I'm not dead.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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I'll be back.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Save the banks lol
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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You woke up for this?
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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I am my own god now
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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No pain, no pain.
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You too can be No. one!
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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It only gets weirder from here!
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The Truth Is No.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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feel better now
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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don't go with the flow
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Don't tread on me
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Life is a hard life.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Invent a problem
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Caution: dry paint.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Take the RED pill.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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OUT OFN ORDER
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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What Would Paris Do?
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Please use your natural reaction.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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You Can Use Fire
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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I just love the way you hate
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You don't need this ----->
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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laws make legislatures
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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