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get an afterlife
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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brobama
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Let us prey
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unleash infinity
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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People are blinky
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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you LIVE in that head?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Your mother was lying
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Run. You're watching you.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Only bad music has any meaning
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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The only enemy is good
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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inheritance must be abolished
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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you will not think and you will not care
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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History is a religion
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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しょがない。
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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True love is overrated
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Never trust what you read.
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Simulate yourself
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Average is such a mean word
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Clara mascara
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Life is not only for you.
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hate speech?
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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starvation is nature's way
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