At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will endâ€â€”and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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