Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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what? do you think?
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Be eaten by babies
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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fear of a blank page.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Which way to America?
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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We are not stuff that abides
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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bleed for the international power
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Please press any door to continue
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Kill Your Idols.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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i is imaginary.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Law = X/0
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Hoard anything you can't download
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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technology will make or break us
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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abort that defeatist
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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life = murder
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Secrecy kills.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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The future is history.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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care to expand?
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Your smile or your life
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[citation needed]
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Everybody knows.
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