Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Suspend belief.
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Slippery when slick
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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You are not an individual.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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god believes in you!
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Do you find this question offensive?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Lego my Ego
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Don't worry, be metal
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These words mean nothing.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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down with lies?
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Reality is rated R, too.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Will what you do
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Welcome home
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Common sense is neither.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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delusions comfy enough?
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I saw what you did just now
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Never mind that.
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Who told you to believe that?
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Life is not only for you.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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fuck it we ball
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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eris is my higher power
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psychicdelic
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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