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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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fear of a blank page.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Wit happens.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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You're a great actor!
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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i redundant already.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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MINDCRAFT
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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all roads lead to qumran
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Normal is a curve.
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humanism is obsolete
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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i think therefore i think i am
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Everybody knows.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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land of the fee
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You know better
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Violators will be fisted.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Write this somewhere else.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Two-faced book
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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the city is upstairs
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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i wish i had tried.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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this post scares me
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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