Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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What is the first question?
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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WARNING: And how!
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getting even is odd.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Buddha made me do it.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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inheritance must be abolished
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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i dont really know anything.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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SILENCE
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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ask yourself this
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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What is it with you and money?
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Down is the new up!
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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This is now part of your day.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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what is future
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Undermine society, everybody!
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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I'll be back.
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The only enemy is good
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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love to see it happen
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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chance the yeti
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Please clean up after your god.
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Try Dying.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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theft is the liberty of property
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