Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Freedom Needs Work.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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I'll be back.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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And I thought I was original!
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Normality = boring-reality
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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getting even is odd.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Death is not only for you.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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suk up and pop
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Simulate yourself
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mttv
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Neither God nor master!
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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POOPEEPIE
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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such is the war.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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all that litters is old
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Free? Prove it!
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Slippery when slick
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don't forget what you already know
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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This town needs an enema.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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IGNore fnords
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eeeee, be mite
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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[insert witty meme here]
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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i think therefore i think i am
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Life is not only for you.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Use no hooks.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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