Semi Official Memebomb Archive

6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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All employees are forbidden.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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My moral standing is lying down.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Panic carefully
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Think inside the box
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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fuck it we ball
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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iPods are made of people!
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Suicide is against the law!
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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How are you reading this?
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Lol, reality.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Paradox isn't.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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People are revolting
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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They're catching up to you!
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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fun is my function
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