Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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We have this area under surveillance
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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You might regret it.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Be a badass
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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The chao goes mu.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Never mind that.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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You are only happy by accident.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Not all people are human.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Each and single one
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you will not think and you will not care
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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you LIVE in that head?
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Freedom is a party
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Belief is the Enemy.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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you read my fucking mind
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Refuse to be remastered
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Keep quiet about this.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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