Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Elite Populist
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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I shit you not.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Beware of falling hammers
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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No direction is the right direction
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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This bear's repeating.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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This is where i get off.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Paradox isn't.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Abstinence is perverted
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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I would die for my own life.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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I love you.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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everything that's interesting is new
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I could only masquerade
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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All myths are modern
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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categorizing fear is calming
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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fallin' allin
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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The Beginning is Near.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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