Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Dick.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Pretend to be real.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Everything you know is wrong!
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Do you smell bacon?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Infect Yourself.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Ban Censorship!
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Abstinence is perverted
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Take the RED pill.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Pretend this is Reality
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Go places.
Do things
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I want your money back.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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you can be right and still be murdered
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Stop being used.
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Only rats stay bought
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Chaste makes waste.
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eeeee, be mite
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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really
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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