Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Here's what I know,
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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This is the age of isis
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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big brother is not watching me
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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ignorance is knowledge
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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true freedom is frightful
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Less is a possibilty
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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How often do you feel human?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Your mother was lying
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Think in terms of thought.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Orwell was an optimist
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All your mistakes are performance art
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Fuck semantics!
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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check your assumptions
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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You're already in its belly.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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What if you're the one?
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Some farts go poop.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Please clean up after your god.
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never fear goddess is here
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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