Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Only rats stay bought
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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And a cat in every bag.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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BROFIST
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People are revolting
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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You can fine-tune at will.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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I can see you
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[Citation Needed]
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Deity... he's come for me
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you smell like your mistress.
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How am I not who I Am?
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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You are one of the masks
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Average is such a mean word
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Perception is not reality
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Undermine society, everybody!
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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i don't hate crime.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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People are blinky
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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hate humanity. love people
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Your memebomb
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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being who you are is it's own reward
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