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description is more important than metaphor
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Without fuck ¡
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Percepi et esse.
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hungry? eat me.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Please clean up after your god.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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This is inappropriate
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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fear your friends
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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raw backwards is war
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Have that mole checked out
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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you can live on through your descendants
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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What poor gods we do make.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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There's no such thing as nothing
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timidity is laughable
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Got your knows!
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TRAVELITE
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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You can't be too serious.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Don't fart then inhale it
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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That's what she said.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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This message isn't for you
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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You are now trapped.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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I love you too.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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We should all quit whinging.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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non serviam
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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