Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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timidity is laughable
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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BROFIST
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supplementing my permanent record
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Space is a practiced place.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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There is no help.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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These words mean nothing.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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How do you get all those coins?
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Without fuck ¡
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Break a pattern today.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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levity sucks.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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DIY
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Don't panic.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Do not live, do not die.
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