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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Should we start over?
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This bear's repeating.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Operatives are standing by.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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You can't buy fun like this
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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You are literate
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ask yourself this
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All men are created unequal.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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MINDCRAFT
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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This is a thought free zone.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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i need to avoid the void
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Five is a demon.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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solitude is enriching
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Resistance is fertile
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Roll again.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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keep your eyes open
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Prophets profit.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Support your local ceiling.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Then why do you do it?
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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