Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never overlook the merely obvious
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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You are the voice in your head.
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You woke up for this?
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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i think therefore i think i am
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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get fired. taste delicious.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Elite Populist
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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This sentence is a lie.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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asshole
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What could possibly go wrong?
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Protection when you least expect it
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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No one is stopping you
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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I hate prejudiced people.
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MURDERBIRD
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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You're on your own now
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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this is only a test
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Security Through Obscurity
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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bleed for the international power
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Habeas Corpus
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Slippery when slick
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fear of a blank page.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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[citation needed]
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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change your mind
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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this conversation is over
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Click here to win.
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god cares for you more.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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the city is upstairs
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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i never always win.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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