Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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levity sucks.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Mission accomplished.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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you LIVE in that head?
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today is under construction
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Step on a crack
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I want your money back.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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You made me do it
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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You know what I always say...
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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All generalisations are false
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Who watches the watchers?
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you read my fucking mind
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Things you own end up owning you
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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christinsanity
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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The future is history.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Two-faced book
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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