Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There are no extras in THIS movie.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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I'm on thought rations
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Break a pattern today.
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Do not live, do not die.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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you can do more than you think.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Science is a cult
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Antisemitism is a gas
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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There is no mainstream.
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Cadres decide everything.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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You grok?
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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ask yourself this
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Youthanize yourself
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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God bless the kufar
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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MINDCRAFT
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You are Holy in the wrong
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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you owe the world not the other way around
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Do you want a cookie?
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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giant skeleton factory
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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you're doing it.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Violence never settles anything.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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fuck you
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EAT BABIES
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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security makes me nervous
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Negation is definition
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Aristotle was a dick.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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