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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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How necessary are you?
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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out of nothing comes something
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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i know that i don't know.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Free? Prove it!
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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fuck it we ball
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Smoke fish.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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education is everywhere
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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It's later than you think.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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The more you know, the less you control.
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I know what you did last summer...
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People are Human.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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get off your knees!!!!!
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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operating under the illusion
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Cadres decide everything.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Think while it's still illegal
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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What is it with you and money?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Noone knows our destination.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Someone knows better than you
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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'slanguage
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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you can even marry harry
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MEMESTORM
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