Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Why didn't you?
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These could go together, or be separate.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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the city is upstairs
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i believe that children are the futile
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Clara mascara
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Pretend to be real.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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-hyphencypher-
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Roots are for vegetables
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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I invented plagiarism.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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we need some new cliches
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Ethos under desconstruction
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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christinsanity
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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what i think i am
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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It's never too late to start.
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Republican patriot fakers
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Ignorance isn't free!
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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wait!
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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to volunteer is reactionary
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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