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Abstinence is perverted
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Reality is only a theory
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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A free world needs no leaders
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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TITS
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Support your local ceiling.
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Question lobotomy.
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Smoke fish.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Government Complaints Box
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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you smell like your mistress.
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an elite is inevitable
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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I love you.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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don't place to much trust in experts
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hail deep thought
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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stasis is a dream state
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Be excellent to each other
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Collapse the state of mind
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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get an afterlife
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How am I not myself?
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Law = X/0
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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