Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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you are now leaving!
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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My armor is contempt
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Language is speaking you.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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KNOW SHIT!
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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practice random acts
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Never give an inch!
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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deceive regularly
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Fait accompli...
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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No direction is the right direction
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Scene and Herd.
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The door is the key.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Do not read this.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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To be free today means to participate.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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All generalisations are false
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Education is a form of murder
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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i'm just as god remade me
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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never share your dreams with a pro
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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