Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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never fear goddess is here
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Civilization is sterilization.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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If its to be its up to me
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Kill your imagination.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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He who laughs, lasts.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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you are now breathing automatically
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Why not?
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Home is where the disease is
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Beware of false profits
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Can you hear me now?
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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non serviam
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Make weirdness normal.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Conventions are lazy.
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Hail Stones!
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Fight Me
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In the end. there's a period.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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description is more important than metaphor
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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hungry? eat me.
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You Can Use Fire
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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â–²
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this is one sentence.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Don't knock opportunity
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Your ego is biohazard
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