Semi Official Memebomb Archive

THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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kill someone today
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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These monsters are people
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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PANTFARTICA
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Support Our Fruits.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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brobama
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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POOPEEPIE
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Normal is a curve.
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The media lies.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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DUCK !!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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