Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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me me na me meme name
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Pretend this is Reality
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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STOP TALKING.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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No purpose necessary
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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I don't believe you.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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It can't rain all the time
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Security Through Obscurity
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golfers are the illuminati
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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God bless the kufar
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You are a fire hazard
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Have a good day, or die.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Who are you? Why?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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