Semi Official Memebomb Archive

shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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love your enemy
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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politics is used for personal gain
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Two-faced book
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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labels are not all inclusive
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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This is an advertisement
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Get ready for this.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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I am my own god now
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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The only enemy is good
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Robots bleed red
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Eating the menu?
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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fuck bitches, get money.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Be excellent to each other
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I love you.
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"I can't breed!"
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Go on, I won't tell.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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all information is misinformation
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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