Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Man's character is his fate.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Peace is a graveyard.
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MINDCRAFT
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Get 0%, win
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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ALWAYS IS
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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politics is used for personal gain
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Here's what I know,
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Specialization is for insects
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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fun or doom
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the important thing is to cum...
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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We are watching you
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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can-I-help-you's
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Pwn free and clear.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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By the power of viagra
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Poetry is in the street.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Was it worth it?
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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minimalism is about the details
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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No one has died for your sins
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Don't quote this
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Free
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levity sucks.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Are you a character or a being?
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How are you reading this?
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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This town needs an enema.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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This is a question?
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Ye of many faiths
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minimeme
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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