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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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is this a stupid question?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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christafarian
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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You are one of the masks
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Tear off all your labels.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Wit happens.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Nature loves to hide.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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How often do you feel human?
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Got your knows!
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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I could only masquerade
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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We Universe Itself
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You too can be No. one!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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There ain't no justice
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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This message isn't for you
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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step one: build a better idiot
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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dare to be smart
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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labels are not all inclusive
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Stop Palpitation!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Don't panic.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Killing is murder
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Popes needed
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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