Semi Official Memebomb Archive

revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Tick tick tick
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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There are no gold prisons
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Pretend to be real.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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You are a product.
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Use only as directed.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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all that litters is old
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Here's what I know,
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Try Dying.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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That was a bad idea.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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i browse eye brows.
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Be as if.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Government Complaints Box
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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wait,
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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lord of the memes...
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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decency is a relative thing
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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