Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An object at rest cannot be stopped
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Jesus was a profit.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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This is my steakhouse.
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don't go with the flow
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Success: Just say NO.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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You too can be No. one!
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Recycle your pets
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Grayface is a Pope too
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Never give an inch!
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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all norms are social.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Noone knows our destination.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Kwote Zero
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Everything you know is wrong!
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hugo phurst
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You're standing in it now.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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PANTFARTICA
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Laibach and Bank of England
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Shit Floats.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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often you should act like you are sexless
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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It's ok that you don't know.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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