Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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pink is ok, too
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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No costume is no costume
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Chaos is what you make of it
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I am my own god now
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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There is no Truth here.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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You were alone before they left you
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raw backwards is war
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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My mess is a life
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Are you still awake?
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Cadres decide everything.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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you are now breathing automatically
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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EAT BABIES
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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This bear's repeating.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Abstinence is perverted
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Failure takes practice
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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TRAVELITE
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Paradox isn't.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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We'll make you happy
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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They Live. We sleep
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Ban Censorship!
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Security without freedom is prison.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Art is dangerous
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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