Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Are you a character or a being?
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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today is under construction
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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My god is bigger.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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sex differences are here to stay
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PANTS?
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Measure once, cut twice
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Some farts go poop.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Freedom is a party
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Collapse the state of mind
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Free Baser Evil!
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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No one is stopping you
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fly's undone.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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People are revolting
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Have you been alive lately?
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Imprint your reality here.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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