Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You did it.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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The Government is watching God
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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How am I not myself?
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Who is the shepherd?
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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ask yourself this
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Dick.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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There's no such thing as a free world
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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We see what you did there.
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never fear goddess is here
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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what would you break without rules?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Fuck god
I love her
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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delusions comfy enough?
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Holy shit look over there --->
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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I'll be back.
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How's that working out for you?
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Do not live, do not die.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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get into the way!
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Caution: dry paint.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Suspend belief.
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Normality = boring-reality
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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