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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
#2546 -364 = 3246 - 3610 - +
No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Nature loves to hide.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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you owe the world not the other way around
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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wait!
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Go directly to jail.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
#4065 -291 = 3628 - 3919 - +
You got away with it.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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It might be worth it.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Mission accomplished.
#2053 -305 = 2530 - 2835 - +
dare to be smart
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -370 = 3528 - 3898 - +
i don't hate crime.
#6156 -342 = 3827 - 4169 - +
we need some new cliches
#3102 -281 = 3279 - 3560 - +
Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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I shit you not.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
#3581 -336 = 4114 - 4450 - +
The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Lead Ashtray
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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are you wearing that?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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change is an inside job
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Cums
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It's later than you think.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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The best things in life are imaginary
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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"I can't breed!"
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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I know what you did last summer...
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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MAKE IT STOP
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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