No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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