Semi Official Memebomb Archive

REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Please go away.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Men always generalise
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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what is future
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Read less, live more.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Virginity can be cured.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Shit Floats.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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TV Sets the Channel
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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i will!
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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hungry? eat me.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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fear your friends
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Yes you are.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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It's later than you think.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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morals are for little people
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Rejoin the human race.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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The Government is watching God
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