Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Deity... he's come for me
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Collapse the state of mind
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Shit Floats.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Property is theft.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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dare to be smart
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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No one has died for your sins
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Preserve disorder
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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JUST THINKING
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Yes you are.
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read banned books
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Violators will be fisted.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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The door is the key.
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Never trust what you read.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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WARNING: And how!
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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jesus was a roman mole
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Don't believe everything you think.
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labels are not all inclusive
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Let's be cruel!
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