Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Forget you even read this.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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This is the distraction.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Politics is war by other means
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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You know what I always say...
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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I can see you
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Maybe you're a product too
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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morals are for little people
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Try to remember
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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"Please feel free."
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Ban Censorship!
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Marx invented capitalism.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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You can't be late until you show up.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Use only as directed.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Cums
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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words tend to be inadequate
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Dare to be stupid.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Can you hear me now?
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Convictions cause convicts.
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humanism is obsolete
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Call in Sick
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Life is a hard life.
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