You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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