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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Use no hooks.
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This is not a pipe.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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travelight
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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farts in jars though.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Hail Stones!
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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fear of a blank page.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Nature loves to hide.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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You are now breathing manually.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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scratch'n'sniff
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wait!
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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God is a word.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Achacha
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Do not read this.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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We are watching you
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Social norms are for the weak.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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I want your money back.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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You're standing in it now.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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i believe that children are the futile
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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I'm better than you.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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SCORPION PIE
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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