Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Kilmalosa323
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Abandon all art NOW
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we need some new cliches
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Faith is not an excuse.
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the void does not exist
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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all things are delicately interconnected
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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the revolution will not realised
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Head Your mind!
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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"Hauch"
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description is more important than metaphor
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Secrecy kills.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Take the RED pill.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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How often do you feel human?
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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this is only a test
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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How come you so Dumb?
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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discordia lumine maior
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Bow down before the one you serve
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the voice of god is just a construct
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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do you think we are forever?
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get an afterlife
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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I'm with intelligent --->
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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This town needs an enema.
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politics is used for personal gain
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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love your enemy
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Legalize poverty
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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out of nothing comes something
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