it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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