Semi Official Memebomb Archive

god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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What are you really thinking about?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Collect to reject
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Bow down before the one you serve
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expressing anger is necessary
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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ICDUC2?
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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this conversation isnt over
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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nothing is something
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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We saw her duck.
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You are the opposition!
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Strike any user to continue.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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You Can Use Fire
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I saw what you did just now
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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You are now trapped.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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fear of a blank page.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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illness is a state of mind
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Believing is seeing.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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People are Human.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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wait faster
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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You don't need this ----->
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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go down and drown'd
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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