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Read out loud.

For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.

Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.

This is a question?

*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.

 
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'

If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns

FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.

this conversation isnt over

Levity Sucks!

In case of fire, burn.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.

Don't worry, be metal

class action is a nice idea with no substance

Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.

I be the motherfucking hype bomb

Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.

Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.

Everybody farts in the same language.

there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die

"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln

This isn't all true.

dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)

Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.

Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006

Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.

most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it

5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.

OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.

This is inappropriate

Constant mutation is the key to self rotation

It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham

Freedom -- do you grok it?

YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR

If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham

Don't just do something--stand there!

It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.

You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.

Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.

It's OK to want or need something from someone else

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

I don't think I think what you think I think.

Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.

Make weirdness normal.

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin

Don't keep time: it's not yours.

You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.

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