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empower proponents of peer pressure
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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That makes sense
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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It's a trap!
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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This is inappropriate
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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By the power of viagra
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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August Victoria hospital
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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noise can be hostile
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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this conversation is over
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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They're catching up to you!
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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please change beliefs
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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dare to be smart
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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You're a great actor!
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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black lies matter
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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They Live. We sleep
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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labels are not all inclusive
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Get 0%, win
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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