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poonerism
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Rebel against this command.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Language is speaking you.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Try to outlive these words.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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This sentence is false.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Get 0%, win
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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This is the distraction.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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world wide eyed
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Pwn free and clear.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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check your assumptions
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i browse eye brows.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Pawn Takes king.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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everyone's work is equally important
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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No one is stopping you
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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History is written by the winners
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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It's later than you think.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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you must have one grand passion
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