Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Smile for the camera!
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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maybe partying will help
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No direction is the right direction
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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You were alone before they left you
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Such Oddacity.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Knock yourself out.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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I puked here
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Hail Damage Repair!
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Republican patriot fakers
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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annoy the boring
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Subversive is the new black.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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And a cat in every bag.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Orwell was right.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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