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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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fat people think they are fat.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Duck
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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You'll never get this time back.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Only the insane prosper
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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I know what you did last summer...
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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I want your money back.
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Your dick sucks!
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Please look away immediately.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Be eaten by babies
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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SCORPION PIE
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You are not an individual.
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I am GOD here!
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Space is a practiced place.
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You woke up for this?
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Never mind that.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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ask yourself this
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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If its to be, its up to me
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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ban censorship!
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Laziness is a virtue.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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