Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Republican patriot fakers
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To be free today means to participate.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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What you change, changes you.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Try to remember
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this is only a test
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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This sentence is false.
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you can do more than you think.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Now Accepting New Patience
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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fear of a blank page.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Reading is not understanding.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Yes i did .
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jesus was a roman mole
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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MINDCRAFT
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Don't knock opportunity
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Question...everything?
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Break a pattern today.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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POOPEEPIE
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Conventions are lazy.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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[Citation Needed]
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Freedom Needs Work.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Buddha made me do it.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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mad, not angry.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Two-faced book
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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