Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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private property created crime
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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even your family can betray you
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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moderation kills the spirit
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To be free today means to participate.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Beware of falling hammers
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
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Tits
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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[citation needed]
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Confront the system.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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security makes me nervous
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Mohammed made a good profit
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The future is history.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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listen to the silence
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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is this a stupid question?
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Read out loud.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Please go away.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Don't panic.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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