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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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you are now breathing automatically
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Leadership means taxes
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water is just boneless ice
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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don't postpone joy
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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If you do it, want it.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Give me liberty or, else.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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the void does not exist
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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mttv
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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inheritance must be abolished
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Leap before you look
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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What Would Paris Do?
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Ban Censorship!
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Orwell was an optimist
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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private property created crime
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This town needs an enema.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Don't quote this
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Death is not only for you.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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remember to react
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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