Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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EAT BABIES
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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today is under construction
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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everyone's work is equally important
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What are you doing?!
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Tear off all your labels.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Normality = boring-reality
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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low expectations are good protection
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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That was a bad idea.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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what is future
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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These monsters are people
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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DIY
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Smoke fish.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Wit happens.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Never mind that.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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routine is a link with the past
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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TITS
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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help me i've turned into paper
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Futility is futile.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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me me na me meme name
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These words mean nothing.
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theft is the liberty of property
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love your enemy
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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