Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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go down and drown'd
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Be a badass
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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You always love the ones you hurt
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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In the end. there's a period.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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They're catching up to you!
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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And I thought I was original!
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I can see you
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Elite Populist
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Ye of many faiths
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I'm on thought rations
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Repetition is a form of change.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Lol, reality.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Question lobotomy.
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Impeach the constitution
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Free will is compulsory.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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This is not a meme.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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The Truth Is No.
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This sentence is false.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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The Beginning is Near.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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What you change, changes you.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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