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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Are you still awake?
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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I saw what you did just now
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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asshole
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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You don't need this ----->
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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is there someone standing behind me?
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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All employees are forbidden.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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hate humanity. love people
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Do not believe language.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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war is a purification rite
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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after birth is before death
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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