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JUST THINKING
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Duck
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Reality is unbelievable.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Why are you too good to die?
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Fuck semantics!
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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You better know
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Every one can read your mind.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Existence is futile
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Gamergate was here
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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hate speech?
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Five is a demon.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Collect to reject
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Get 0%, win
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Soil isn't a document
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Leap before you look
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Only Americans are real humans
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Can you hear me now?
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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FOREVER ALONE
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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