Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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RAGE IS PEACE
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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minimeme
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Chaos is what you make of it
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You're already in its belly.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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christafarian
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wait!
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Apocalypse!
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Gamergate was here
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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You woke up for this?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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much was decided before you were born
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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fallin' allin
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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decency is a relative thing
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Examine the following:
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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