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A person is just a thought you keep having
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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No one noticed.
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you must have one grand passion
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Fumble the bumble
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Robots bleed red
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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down with lies?
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BELIEVING KILLS
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This is the end
of the
end
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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prosecutors will be violated.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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This sentence has never been written.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Jesus made a good profit
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Fools seldom differ
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Levity Sucks!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Now is forever
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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EAT BABIES
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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yeah, i know.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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DO NOT WANT.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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-hyphencypher-
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Have that mole checked out
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Kill your Idle
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Step on a crack
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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i don't hate crime.
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Not a Restroom
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You are a product.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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