Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Zombie or not to be?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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I'm on thought rations
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Pwn free and clear.
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Albino african
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Normal
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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GET OVER IT
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Operatives are standing by.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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inheritance must be abolished
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We are not stuff that abides
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Love scares empty hearts
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Go places.
Do things
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Of course you realize this means war.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Perception is not reality
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homestuck
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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its not. but maybe
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Tear off all your labels.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Do Not Remove
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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You are not an individual.
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Get ready for this.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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problem solver or problem maker
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Life is a hard life.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Mission accomplished.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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timidity is laughable
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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step one: build a better idiot
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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