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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Yes you are.
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keep the lasagna flying
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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jesus hippie
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Who watches the watchers?
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Yes men get all the babes!
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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I'm trying... very trying.
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You did it.
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Think outside the book.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Hellen back
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You can fine-tune at will.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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war is a purification rite
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Orwell was an optimist
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Caution: dry paint.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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no absolutes!
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Use no hooks.
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You are now breathing manually.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Make like nature: select all.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Be excellent to each other
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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do you think we are forever?
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Context does.
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unleash infinity
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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obamasyomama
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Jesus is 6.
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Be less prepared.
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Get ready for this.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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The media lies.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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In here we're all anemic.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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fly's undone.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Lady Inspired
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Imprint your reality here.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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