Semi Official Memebomb Archive

abstraction is a type of decadence
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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god believes in you!
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Chaos is what you make of it
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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often you should act like you are sexless
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Dick.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Resistance is fertile
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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fuck it we ball
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description is more important than metaphor
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Adapt or die!
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Take the RED pill.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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do you think we are forever?
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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These words mean nothing.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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I have found a truth.
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nobody is in charge
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Panic carefully
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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I puked here
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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"Time's up... or left?"
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Measure once, cut twice
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Virginity can be cured.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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out of nothing comes something
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Prop Up The System!
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Leap before you look
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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antifart
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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This town needs an enema.
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