Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Abel had no descendants.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Are you interesting?
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there is chaos in order
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Please go back 3 squares
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Wit happens.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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solitude is enriching
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Do not live, do not die.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Don't think
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BROFIST
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This statement can't be trusted.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Life -- do you grok it?
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chance the yeti
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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PANTS?
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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So, read any good books lately?
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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My father was a good woman.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Not all people are human.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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I'll be back.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Five is a demon.
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life is short..
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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the revolution will not realised
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Vanilla extract
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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starvation is nature's way
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Percepi et esse.
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annoy the boring
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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you smell like your mistress.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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