Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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