Semi Official Memebomb Archive

YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Question reality.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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d's nutz
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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-hyphencypher-
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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People are revolting
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Context does.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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That's just what I believe
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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"etwas" means something in german.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Moderation is for monks.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Normality is a luxury
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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listen when your body talks
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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I really like writing on walls
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golfers are the illuminati
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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read banned books
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Initiation is never over.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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This is an advertisement
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Perception is not reality
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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You are not your ego
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Did I just say that out loud?
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I am my own god now
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