I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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