Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Keep up and be ahead
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not valid without receipt
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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deceive regularly
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MEMESTORM
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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FOREVER ALONE
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I don't have time for the truth.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Have that mole checked out
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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here...catch!
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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The Game
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Such Oddacity.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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all things are delicately interconnected
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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such is the war.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Click here to win.
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Please look away immediately.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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I GET IT!
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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DO NOT BELIEF
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Science is a cult
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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"Time's up... or left?"
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nothing is something
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No one is stopping you
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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