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some hacks hoax
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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All myths are modern
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Love's as good as soma!
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poonerism
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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He's dead. Get over it.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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MINDCRAFT
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Free Baser Evil!
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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I see what you did there.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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apologies
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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This is not a meme.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Prophets profit.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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If its to be its up to me
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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What if you're the one?
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Fools seldom differ
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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minimalism is about the details
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Use no hooks.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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All we have is words
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Avert thy gaze!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Levity Sucks!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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the posthumous will judge.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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