Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You Can Use Fire
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often you should act like you are sexless
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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unleash infinity
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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zombies like you
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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inheritance must be abolished
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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We'll make you happy
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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the posthumous will judge.
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you're it, no backsies
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Very vinnie voorhees
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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routine is a link with the past
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Buddha made me do it.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Ignorance isn't free!
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Listen to the noise.
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Everybody knows.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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At the end you see it clear
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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No costume is no costume
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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It happened to you too
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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