Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Keep quiet about this.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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This is where I get off...
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just say know
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Your dick sucks!
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Kill your imagination.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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you owe the world not the other way around
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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[insert witty meme here]
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Laziness is a virtue.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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The truth never set anyone free
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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i is imaginary.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Revelations will not be televised.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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chance the yeti
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Just do it.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Should we start over?
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fuck bitches, get money.
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You are Powerful!
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Coffee is bean water.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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