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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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BROFIST
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You woke up for this?
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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POOPEEPIE
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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you LIVE in that head?
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Paradox isn't.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Did I just say that out loud?
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Smile for the camera!
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Achacha
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Make it so!
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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I want this statement to be false.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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And I thought I was original!
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Ye of many faiths
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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This is now part of your day.
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the void does not exist
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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poonerism
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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ask yourself this
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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