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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Because and effect.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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the void does not exist
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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No one gets out alive.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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look above the wind.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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We have this area under surveillance
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Don't quote this
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Seriousness is death
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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It happened to you too
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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How are you reading this?
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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#6546
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Examine the following:
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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This message isn't for you
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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delusions comfy enough?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Theft is liberty
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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