"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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