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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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you sure its safe?
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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I don't believe you.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Common sense is neither.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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You are Powerful!
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What is the first question?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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dare to be smart
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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seizure salad
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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just believing something can make it happen
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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You can't buy fun like this
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Leap before you look
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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feel better now
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Very vinnie voorhees
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Lady Inspired
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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The door is the key.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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low expectations are good protection
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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I am no longer infected
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Suffering is Optional...
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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WAKE UP.
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