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How often do you feel human?
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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hail deep thought
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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starvation is nature's way
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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I can see you
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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These words mean nothing.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Power to the Imagination.
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NO YOU!
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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This side up.
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Be young - shut up!
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Plan early, plan twice
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Taze a kitten!
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All we have is words
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Who watches the watchers?
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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That makes sense
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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This is not here
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Have you been alive lately?
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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nobody is in charge
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change your mind
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Do you want a cookie?
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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