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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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I shit you not.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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jesus was a roman mole
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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DNA controls you!
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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out of nothing comes something
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Somebody hates you
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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We are watching you
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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i dont really know anything.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Control is not control
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Who told you to believe that?
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Scene and Herd.
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Open horse fucking
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Lego my Ego
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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please change beliefs
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Infect Yourself.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If you do it, want it.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Rebel against this command.
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I puked here
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ux = bb is watching you
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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You've caught an even atom tan
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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No one gets out alive.
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the past is dead country
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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change your mind
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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That's just what I believe
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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this is one sentence.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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How do you get all those coins?
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Invent a problem
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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