Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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I saw what you did just now
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Science is a cult
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Leave me the hell alone!
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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How's that working out for you?
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Should we start over?
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Popes needed
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Zombie or not to be?
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Convictions cause convicts.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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You saw this message yesterday.
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randy savage died for your sins
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Vanilla extract
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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[Citation Needed]
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Only Americans are real humans
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Cums
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Fuck semantics!
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Utopia, why?
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Make like nature: select all.
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I just love the way you hate
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Buddha made me do it.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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this is a interdistraction
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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