Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No costume is no costume
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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My god is bigger.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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technology will make or break us
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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I am my own god now
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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recluses always get weak
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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It happened to you too
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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We have this area under surveillance
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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you are now leaving!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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stasis is a dream state
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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what time is it on mars?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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You were alone before they left you
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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wait faster
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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get thee behind me greyface
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Scene and Herd.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Normality is a luxury
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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IGNore fnords
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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In case of fire, burn.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Your dick sucks!
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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If you do it, want it.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Suicide is against the law!
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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keep the lasagna flying
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All employees are forbidden.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Check Mate!
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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