Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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non serviam
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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They Live. We sleep
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SCORPION PIE
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Only the insane prosper
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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If you want it, do it.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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No one has died for your sins
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Zombie or not to be?
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such is the war.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Think while it's still illegal
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Give me liberty or, else.
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what time is it on mars?
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you sure its safe?
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Nature loves to hide.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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I am GOD here!
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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To be happy is a new notion
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Resistance is fertile
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Without fuck ¡
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Pretend this is Reality
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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