Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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life = murder
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step one: build a better idiot
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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The Game
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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not valid without receipt
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Hellen back
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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You woke up for this?
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Do you want a cookie?
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Please go back 3 squares
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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the revolution will not realised
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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wacked lives shatter
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Be all that you can be
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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slack lives matter
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Don't forget to die
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Taze a kitten!
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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This town needs an enema.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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What just happened?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Wit happens.
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