Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Do not live, do not die.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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I just love the way you hate
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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This is not a meme.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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The toof will set you fwee.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Is this really worth it?
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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what is future
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Knowing is hard.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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humor is a release
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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You are not your ego
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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wait faster
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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self-awareness can be crippling
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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I was young and I needed the money
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You're a great actor!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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