Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your dick sucks!
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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blumpkinfluffer
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Normal is a curve.
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Leap before you look
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Yes i did .
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all that litters is old
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[Citation Needed]
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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God made me an atheist.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Rebel against this command.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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The chao goes mu.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Poetry is in the street.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Impeach the constitution
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The media lies.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Kill your Idle
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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ask yourself this
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Explain your sense of self
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Every statement contains falsehood
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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remember to react
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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This is where i get off.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Vanilla extract
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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