Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Not all people are human.
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ICDUC2?
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Elite Populist
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Jesus loves war!
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Are you a character or a being?
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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antifart
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The following statement is not true:
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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wacked lives shatter
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Suspend belief.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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you read my fucking mind
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FOREVER ALONE
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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This is the end
of the
end
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Mission accomplished.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Fumble the bumble
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Head Your mind!
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Can you hear me now?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Famous people are delicious.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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not valid without receipt
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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please change beliefs
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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