Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Invent a problem
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Should we start over?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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True love is overrated
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Believing is seeing.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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You better know
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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The cause is the effect.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Think while it's still illegal
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Please press any door to continue
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Ban Censorship!
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the medium is the mode
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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fuck you
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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beat violence!
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Your brain is itchy
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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ask yourself this
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Don't worry, be metal
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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You can't buy fun like this
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Don't forget to die
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remember to react
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Pawn Takes king.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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This is not a meme.
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