Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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If you do it, want it.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Measure once, cut twice
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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History is written by the winners
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iPods are made of people!
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hail deep thought
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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I invented plagiarism.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Abandon all art NOW
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being broke is childish
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Don't panic.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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mttv
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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god cares for you more.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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i'm just as god remade me
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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You know it all, don't you?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Why didn't you?
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Personally, I blame society
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Only the insane prosper
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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How often do you feel human?
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What Would Paris Do?
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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ignorance is knowledge
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You are what you hate.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Kill your imagination.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Free will is compulsory.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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get into the way!
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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It happened to you too
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Wit happens.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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