Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I came, I saw, she conquered.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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angst is lame
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Taze a kitten!
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Objectivity is subjective
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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ice 4 eyes
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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fear is information
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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jesus was a roman mole
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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there is an error in this sentence.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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I have found a truth.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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its not. but maybe
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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rattlesnakes are epic
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Ignorance isn't free!
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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I shit you not.
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This is where I get off...
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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You can't be too serious.
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you can do more than you think.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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free water! Take one!
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Believing is seeing.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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POOPEEPIE
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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stasis is a dream state
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