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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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If its to be, its up to me
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Don't worry, be metal
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Keep up and be ahead
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Utopia, why?
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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fathers often use too much force
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Pretend you're not pretending
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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its not. but maybe
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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This is a question?
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Someone knows better than you
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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minimalism is about the details
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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fuck you
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go down and drown'd
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Subversive is the new black.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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