Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Now is all you have.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Abstinence is perverted
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Kook cain
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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This message isn't for you
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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hate love - love hate
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Robots bleed red
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Famous people are delicious.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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You are a product.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Think outside the book.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Stamp out bad eggs
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Head Your mind!
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description is more important than metaphor
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what was i just thinking about?
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Can I askew a question?
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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The Sanity is IN.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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KNOW SHIT!
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Do you think that went well?
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Click here to win.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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its not. but maybe
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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this is only a test
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Never give an inch!
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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