Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Try reading this page out loud.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Hail Damage Repair!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Failure takes practice
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Somebody hates you
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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This is not here
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i need to avoid the void
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There is no help.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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This is Not an Exist.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Make up your words.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Knowing is hard.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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seizure salad
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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If you can read this, I love you.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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happy happens
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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never fear goddess is here
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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technology will make or break us
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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I bet you stepped in it.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Theft is liberty
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EAT BABIES
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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