Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Every one can read your mind.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Question reality.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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a name means a lot just by itself
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For a good time call Eris
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Open horse fucking
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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The chao goes mu.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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The police are your friends.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Freedom is a party
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Now is all you have.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Levity Sucks!
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Browsers for Genocide
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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He's dead. Get over it.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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SILENCE
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Nature loves to hide.
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hope is self-replicating
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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yeah, i know.
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Control is not control
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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jesus hippie
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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wait!
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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life is short..
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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