Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Can you hear me now?
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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August Victoria hospital
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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I'm already against the next war.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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You know better
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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randy savage died for your sins
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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This is where i get off.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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love to see it happen
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Read this like you would a good book.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Republican patriot fakers
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We Universe Itself
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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free water! Take one!
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Taze a kitten!
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Just do it.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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No direction is the right direction
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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I am GOD here!
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Normality = boring-reality
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blumpkinfluffer
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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There is no Truth here.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Roll again.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Cums
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Got your knows!
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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