Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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These monsters are people
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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I'm better than you.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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categorizing fear is calming
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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nobody is in charge
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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This statement can't be trusted.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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fly's undone.
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Habeas Corpus
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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its not. but maybe
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Orwell was an optimist
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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an elite is inevitable
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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keep the lasagna flying
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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fear your friends
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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