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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Be as if.
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fear of a blank page.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Go on, I won't tell.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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mad, not angry.
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Freedom is a party
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You know it all, don't you?
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this post scares me
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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If not now, then when?
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Good luck on your exam.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Is this really worth it?
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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It happened to you too
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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This town needs an enema.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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lord of the memes...
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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