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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Oops bi did it again
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Violators will be fisted.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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You woke up for this?
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routine is a link with the past
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obamasyomama
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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To be happy is a new notion
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Revelations will not be televised.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Do you smell bacon?
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Apocalypse!
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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technology will make or break us
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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private property created crime
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Pain = stupidity
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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There are five kinds of people:
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Why didn't you?
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Leap before you look
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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We are not stuff that abides
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mad, not angry.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Who told you to believe that?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Avert thy gaze!
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Buddha made me do it.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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i know that i don't know.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Are you living in the real world?
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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