Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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This is a mindjacking!
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Failure takes practice
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Suspend belief.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Caution: dry floor.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Be as if.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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prosecutors will be violated.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Not all people are human.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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love your enemy
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please change beliefs
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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noise can be hostile
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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All you can eat, shrimp
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Do not read this.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Specialization is for insects
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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what? do you think?
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Violators will be fisted.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Disorder is order.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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You're No. One
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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listen when your body talks
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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