Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Abel had no descendants.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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play freebird!
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levity sucks.
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Jesus loves war!
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I am my own god now
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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DO NOT READ THIS
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know it's naught!
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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This is the age of isis
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Noone knows our destination.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Pretend to be real.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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You are hearing voices
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Fait accompli...
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Quit the shit
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Violence never settles anything.
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You are now thinking manually.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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How come you so Dumb?
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We Universe Itself
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BeLIEve
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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You made me do it
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Secrecy kills.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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You know what I always say...
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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jesus, that's a good one!
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Why didn't you?
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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This message is false
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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