Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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How did you get here?
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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You know better
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I'm with intelligent --->
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Holy shit look over there --->
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It's now
 
 
and then
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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blumpkinfluffer
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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We are watching you
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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golfers are the illuminati
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Everything happens for no reason
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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You can't be too serious.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Eating the menu?
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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black lies matter
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Property is theft.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Now Accepting New Patience
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This sign is not for you.
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