Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Guns Protect Killers.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Ethos under desconstruction
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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love your enemy
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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By the power of viagra
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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SCORPION PIE
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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christafarian
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Confusion is paradise
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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しょがない。
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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You are a fire hazard
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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giant skeleton factory
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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They know you're reading this.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Free will is compulsory.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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what was i just thinking about?
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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