Semi Official Memebomb Archive

 
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Slippery when slick
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Because and effect.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Get ready for this.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Nature loves to hide.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Death is not only for you.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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There is no more revolution;
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I'm not dead.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Love scares empty hearts
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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psychicdelic
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Please cue at this point -->
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Good luck on your exam.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Life is price less.
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Security through Obesity
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#tigerblood
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Make like nature: select all.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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TITS
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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really
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hate love - love hate
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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fnord
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the void does not exist
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Defective for our future.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Security Through Obscurity
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Please clean up after your god.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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I am no longer infected
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Every one can read your mind.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Ateoff shitler
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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This sentence is a lie.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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I think you came to late.
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eeeee, be mite
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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stay human
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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