Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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You can't be late until you show up.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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YOU will live forever!
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Bored people are boring people.
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seize the means of imagination
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Existence is futile
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Collapse the state of mind
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Question reality.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Will what you do
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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starvation is nature's way
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Confusion is paradise
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MAKE IT STOP
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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This sticker written on the internet.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Soil isn't a document
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Do not read this.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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WAKE UP.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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しょがない。
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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