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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Free
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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You better know
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It's later than you think.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Eating the menu?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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No one has died for your sins
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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â–²
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Be excellent to each other
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Perception is not reality
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Preserve disorder
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Darwin Hates You.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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low expectations are good protection
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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drama often obscures the real issues
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You now have Asian Flu.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Futility is futile.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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I love you.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Imprint your reality here.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Please do not lick the paintings
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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The dead define culture
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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This is a Meme.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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you LIVE in that head?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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not valid without receipt
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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