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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Leadership means taxes
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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This is Not an Exist.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Not all people are human.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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remember to react
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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My armor is contempt
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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This isn't all true.
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You are a product.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Violators will be fisted.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Education is a form of murder
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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fuck it we ball
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hungry? eat me.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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These words mean nothing.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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This is where I get off...
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Life is not only for you.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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MEMESTORM
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Are you a character or a being?
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change your mind
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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God is a word.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Explain your sense of self
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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