Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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golfers are the illuminati
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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i browse eye brows.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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annoy the boring
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Pain = stupidity
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Are you a character or a being?
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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hail deep thought
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Dick.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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If you can read this, I love you.
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The Game
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Don't be naive.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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get into the way!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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no absolutes!
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Metallica Still Sucks
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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How often do you feel human?
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Yes i did .
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Is this really worth it?
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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We'll make you happy
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everything that's interesting is new
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Critique Thyself
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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stasis is a dream state
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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