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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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POOPEEPIE
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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KNOW NOW
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really
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Listen to the noise.
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Objectivity is subjective
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Quit the shit
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Use only as directed.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Bored people are boring people.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Fuck semantics!
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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you are now leaving!
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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'slanguage
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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annoy the boring
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Read out loud.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Your memebomb
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Free
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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No hidden window here.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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averageness is a point of view
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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What is it with you and money?
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Grab it and feel it
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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In-con-CEIvable!
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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