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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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you're it, no backsies
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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all norms are social.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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The End is Rear!
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Who's life are you living?
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Simulate yourself
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Gamergate was here
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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dare to be smart
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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I know what you did last summer...
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Taze a kitten!
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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My god is bigger.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Take the RED pill.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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brobama
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Stop imitating yourself.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Infect Yourself.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Some farts go poof.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Robots can Time, are you?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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take nothing for granted
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Very vinnie voorhees
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Repetition is a form of change.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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I bet you stepped in it.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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