Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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I know your secret.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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"Please do not use other door."
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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YOU will live forever!
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Why not?
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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I am my own god now
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wait faster
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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expressing anger is necessary
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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time passes through us.
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Everybody knows.
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Grate with purpose
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don't forget what you already know
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seizure salad
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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You better know
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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slack lives matter
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Happiness is not efficient
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MEMESTORM
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Tune out the signal.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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power lies everywhere
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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travelight
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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can-I-help-you's
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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I don't believe you.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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