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Great! Doesn't it
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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Please do not lick the paintings
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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life = murder
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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fun or doom
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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remember to react
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I hear music!
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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At the end you see it clear
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Specialization is for insects
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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maybe partying will help
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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an elite is inevitable
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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IN MY PANTS!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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choice != control
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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You're a great actor!
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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We Universe Itself
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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PROLIFUCK
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Knock yourself out.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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really
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FOREVER ALONE
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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