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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Private parking in Area only !
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sex differences are here to stay
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Slippery when slick
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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How necessary are you?
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Now is forever
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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war is a purification rite
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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The door is the key.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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WAKE UP.
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WARNING: And how!
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Have a good day, or die.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Sense is made, not born.
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Operatives are standing by.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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DIY
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belief is priceless
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Scene and Herd.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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the keepers of time are robots.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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You're standing in it now.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Dare to be stupid.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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'slanguage
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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