Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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And thus, sense was made.
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How are you reading this?
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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you will not think and you will not care
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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i just changed the world
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Life -- do you grok it?
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prosecutors will be violated.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Negation is definition
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i believe that children are the futile
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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men are not monogamous by nature
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This side up.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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you're it, no backsies
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Average is such a mean word
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Seriousness is death
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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land of the fee
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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fear your friends
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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This is where I get off...
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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what did you lap up today?
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Feel great with purpose
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Slippery when slick
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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I love you too.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Leave me the hell alone!
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Kill Your Idols.
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You are now trapped.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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