Semi Official Memebomb Archive

As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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How often do you feel human?
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Coffee is bean water.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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I'm better than you.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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You might regret it.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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This sentence has never been written.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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You are the opposition!
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Fuck god
I love her
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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the whether is changing
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Chaos is what you make of it
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Kill Your Idols.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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the void does not exist
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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this is only a test
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It can't rain all the time
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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I believe I disbelieve.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Have you been alive lately?
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