Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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not valid without receipt
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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alzheimer macht frei
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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I saw what you did just now
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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you must disagree with authority figures
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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this is one sentence.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Because and effect.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Beware of false profits
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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What could possibly go wrong?
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recluses always get weak
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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beat violence!
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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you sure its safe?
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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do you think we are forever?
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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You'll never get this time back.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Then why do you do it?
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Now is all you have.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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しょがない。
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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