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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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the medium is the mode
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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nothing is something
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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don't forget what you already know
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Vegetables are murder.
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fuck you
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Only rats stay bought
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Life is a hard life.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Don't believe everything you think.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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No hidden window here.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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to whom it may concern,
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Every one can read your mind.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Resistance is fertile
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You are now breathing manually.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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i never always win.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Education is a form of murder
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