Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Why are you so sure?
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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This is not a pipe.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Don't be naive.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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wait!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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kill someone today
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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hope is self-replicating
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Wit happens.
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Suspend belief.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Do you want a cookie?
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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escape from libtardia.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Reality is a work in progress.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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You are the opposition!
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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You saw this message yesterday.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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