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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Quit the shit
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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you're it, no backsies
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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go down and drown'd
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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averageness is a point of view
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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What is the first question?
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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You are the opposition!
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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GET OVER IT
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Reality is unbelievable.
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minimeme
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Leap before you look
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Context does.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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description is more important than metaphor
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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If not now, then when?
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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SILENCE
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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