Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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you can even marry harry
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Vanilla extract
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Appreciate Chaos
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scratch'n'sniff
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Albino african
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i believe the earth is fat!
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Explain your sense of self
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Will what you do
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Terrorism.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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MINDCRAFT
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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The door is the key.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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GET OVER IT
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Don't be naive.
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History is a religion
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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