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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Do you smell bacon?
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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it's a headless blunder
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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conspiracy is all about you.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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you can even marry harry
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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You are not an individual.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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snub backwards is buns
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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They Live. We sleep
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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raw backwards is war
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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I think you came to late.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Take the RED pill.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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You're No. One
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Free Baser Evil!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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WARNING: And how!
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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ask yourself this
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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You're on your own now
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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