Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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They think you're weird.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Stupidity is a talent.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Stop being used.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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And thus, sense was made.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Let us prey
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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ALWAYS IS
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Fuck god
I love her
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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beat violence!
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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timidity is laughable
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Futility is futile.
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Perception is not reality
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Soil isn't a document
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Initiation is never over.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Grab it and feel it
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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stay human
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Do you smell bacon?
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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DIY
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Average is such a mean word
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land of the fee
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Make it so!
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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labels are not all inclusive
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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