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You saw this message yesterday.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Jesus is 6.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Vegetables are murder.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Feel great with purpose
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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The Truth Is No.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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If not now, then when?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Please go back 3 squares
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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this conversation is over
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Got your knows!
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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I don't believe you.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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How's that working out for you?
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Terrorism.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Someone knows better than you
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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golfers are the illuminati
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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you can do more than you think.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Ateoff shitler
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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If its to be its up to me
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Please do not lick the paintings
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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