Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Free
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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This is not a meme.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Have a good day, or die.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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all information is misinformation
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How are you reading this?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Democracy is Watching you..
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Newfags can't triforce
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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you sure its safe?
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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change is an inside job
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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escape from libtardia.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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the ripple is not the water.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Failure takes practice
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Who watches the watchers?
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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The media lies.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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drama often obscures the real issues
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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