Semi Official Memebomb Archive

He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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I've run out of things to say.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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I invented plagiarism.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Reality is only a theory
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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it's a headless blunder
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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And I thought I was original!
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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If your not confused your wrong
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Schplie!!!! at random
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Clara mascara
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At the end you see it clear
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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randy savage died for your sins
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Sense is made, not born.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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You know better
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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NANODICK
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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