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Superstition is bad luck.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Jesus made a good profit
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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choice != control
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ban censorship!
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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My moral standing is lying down.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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All generalisations are false
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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[citation needed]
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Panic carefully
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Every one can read your mind.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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When's the last time you felt great?
#3185 -376 = 3379 - 3755 - +
The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Are you interesting?
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Failure takes practice
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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I would die for my own life.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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stay human
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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what? do you think?
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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I am a verb and so can you!
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Nature loves to hide.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Simulate yourself
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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what i think i am
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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You are only happy by accident.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Don't panic.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Wit happens.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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STOP TALKING.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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