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Only bad music has any meaning
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Malpractice makes perfect
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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the important thing is to cum...
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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That's what she said.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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annoy the boring
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Preserve disorder
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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an elite is inevitable
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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SCORPION PIE
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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i will!
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We are here to grow our souls
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Hellen back
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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what i think i am
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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don't postpone joy
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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stay human
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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What will you be forgotten as?
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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all things are delicately interconnected
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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delusions comfy enough?
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Fight apathy or don't.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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categorizing fear is calming
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Try to outlive these words.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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