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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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world wide eyed
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big brother is not watching me
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Kook cain
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Get ready for this.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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No one has died for your sins
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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I could only masquerade
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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You should pay more attention.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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kill someone today
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Now is forever
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Elite Populist
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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JUST THINKING
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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the revolution will not realised
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Try to remember
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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security makes me nervous
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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I'm better than you.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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