Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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love to see it happen
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Think outside which box?
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I shit you not.
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You are the opposition!
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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The truth never set anyone free
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Not all people are human.
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fnord
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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labels are not all inclusive
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Pain = stupidity
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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You're on your own now
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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They are hunting dogs.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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No gods, no masterpieces
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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fear your friends
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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This is not a pipe.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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jesus hippie
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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IMOK
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