Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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starvation is nature's way
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Think outside the book.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Lol, reality.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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The Truth Is No.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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you are now breathing automatically
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The Sanity is IN.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Go places.
Do things
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Do not believe language.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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I think the terrorists just won.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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What poor gods we do make.
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get an afterlife
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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the ripple is not the water.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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