Semi Official Memebomb Archive

NANOCHRISTFUUN
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Fumble the bumble
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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you are now manually dying
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Men always generalise
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Please clean up after your god.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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exciting controversy
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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chance the yeti
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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apologies
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Please look away immediately.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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There is no mainstream.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
#1934 -248 = 4102 - 4350 - +
The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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I'm on thought rations
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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wacked lives shatter
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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fun is my function
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Do what you want to say
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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help me i've turned into paper
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Duck
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This message is not for you.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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