Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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You are a product.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Conventions are lazy.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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No one gets out alive.
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iPods are made of people!
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Not all people are human.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Do you smell bacon?
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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yeah, i know.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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to be is not to be
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Normality is a luxury
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change your mind
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Taze a kitten!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Happiness is not efficient
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Click here to win.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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What you change, changes you.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Specialization is for insects
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Lead Ashtray
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Without fuck ¡
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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choice != control
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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