Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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What are you really thinking about?
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Who is the shepherd?
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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This is inappropriate
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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All generalisations are false
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The cause is the effect.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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My god is bigger.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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I think the terrorists just won.
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fallin' allin
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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you are now manually dying
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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discordia lumine maior
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Habeas Corpus
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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You did it.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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I want your money back.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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This message is false
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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You Can Use Fire
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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humanism is obsolete
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to be is not to be
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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FUCK SPARTA!
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Knowing is hard.
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an elite is inevitable
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Darwin Hates You.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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seizure salad
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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