Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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The beginning of the end is T
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Marx invented capitalism.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Zombie or not to be?
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Forget you even read this.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Violators will be fisted.
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Darwin Hates You.
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How am I not myself?
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Prop Up The System!
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Love scares empty hearts
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Who watches the watchers?
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Don't fart then inhale it
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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decency is a relative thing
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randy savage died for your sins
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Some farts go poop.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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PROLIFUCK
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Do not read this.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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The Government is watching God
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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you can even marry harry
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Specialization is for insects
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Please go back 3 squares
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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I saw what you did just now
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No costume is no costume
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Do you think that went well?
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Stop history
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Men always generalise
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You know it all, don't you?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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