Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Laws make criminals.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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KNOW SHIT!
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Suicide is against the law!
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You are now breathing manually.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Love scares empty hearts
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A free world needs no leaders
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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IGNore fnords
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You too can be No. one!
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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We are not stuff that abides
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Life is a hard life.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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its funny cause its true
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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You can't be too serious.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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The Sanity is IN.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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scratch'n'sniff
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You don't exist.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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True love is overrated
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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get an afterlife
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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I am GOD here!
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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