Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
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embrace it
 
Have fun
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DUCK !!
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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I just love the way you hate
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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If your not confused your wrong
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Use no hooks.
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the whether is changing
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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i dont really know anything.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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My moral standing is lying down.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Each and single one
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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DIY
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Ignorance isn't free!
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the void does not exist
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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you can even marry harry
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apologies
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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My mess is a life
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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expressing anger is necessary
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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MEMESTORM
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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morals are for little people
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yeah, i know.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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hate speech?
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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you can live on through your descendants
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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I will never lie to you.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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