Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Impeach the constitution
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Pawn Takes king.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Measure once, cut twice
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somebody stop me. please.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Use no hooks.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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to be is not to be
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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private property created crime
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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"Please feel free."
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Kill Your Idols.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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I shit you not.
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zombies like you
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rattlesnakes are epic
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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You might regret it.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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getting even is odd.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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138 dys ony sos
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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To have nothing is impossible.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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This statement is a lie.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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They Live. We sleep
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Don't forget to die
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You are a product.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Are you living in the real world?
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Keep up and be ahead
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spend time: it's on sale.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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farts in jars though.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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