Semi Official Memebomb Archive

While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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For a good time call Eris
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Reading is not understanding.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Please clean up after your god.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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seize the means of imagination
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Never trust what you read.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Fuck semantics!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Laugh
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Grate with purpose
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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If its to be its up to me
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Nature loves to hide.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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I don't believe you.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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abort that defeatist
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These could go together, or be separate.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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I GET IT!
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Holy shit look over there --->
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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I'm on thought rations
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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No purpose necessary
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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what? do you think?
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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