Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You're so ironic it's expected.
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If your not confused your wrong
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What are you doing?!
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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you're it, no backsies
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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war is a purification rite
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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we need some new cliches
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Oh, no, not again.
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you sure its safe?
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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The future is history.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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I like.
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Run. You're watching you.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Never mind that.
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Invent a problem
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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here...catch!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Difference engenders hate.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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