Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
Suck
your
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did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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