Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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