Semi Official Memebomb Archive

History is the study of the world's crime.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Go directly to jail.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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I love you too.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Knowing is hard.
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No one is stopping you
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Be young - shut up!
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Don't knock opportunity
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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There is no mainstream.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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I'm on thought rations
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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"Please do not use other door."
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Strike any user to continue.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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#6546
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Fools seldom differ
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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ISABELLAH
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Vegetables are murder.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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what would you break without rules?
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this is one sentence.
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No purpose necessary
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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