Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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How necessary are you?
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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the important thing is to cum...
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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"I can't breed!"
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Roll again.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Preserve disorder
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Perception is not reality
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Education is a form of murder
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Oops bi did it again
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Now is all you have.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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IGNore fnords
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i am not a label (5 words)
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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DO NOT WANT.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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I was young and I needed the money
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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we need some new cliches
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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its funny cause its true
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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138 dys ony sos
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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You are Powerful!
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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you LIVE in that head?
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Do not read this message.
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Read out loud.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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What Would Paris Do?
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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What are you doing?!
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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i will!
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