Semi Official Memebomb Archive

greyface rules over the greyworld
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Abandon all art NOW
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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You are hearing voices
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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remember to react
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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morals are for little people
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I'm not dead yet!
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Neither God nor master!
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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You are a product.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Mission accomplished.
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No costume is no costume
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Find your passion for apathy
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Vanilla extract
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Ban Censorship!
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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pink is ok, too
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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change your mind
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Wit happens.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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expressing anger is necessary
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Go directly to jail.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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"etwas" means something in german.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Chaste makes waste.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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