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I will never lie to you.
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take nothing for granted
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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giant skeleton factory
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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such is the war.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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This is not here
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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planning for the future is escapism
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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I don't have time for the truth.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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nothing is something
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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This statement is a lie.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Look at the finger!!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Everybody knows.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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you smell like your mistress.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Gamergate was here
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Grab it and feel it
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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i believe the earth is fat!
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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There are five kinds of people:
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TV Sets the Channel
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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How am I not who I Am?
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fly's undone.
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