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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Your dick sucks!
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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DNA controls you!
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Here's what I know,
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Mind the malicious gap.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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happy happens
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Fuck semantics!
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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You are hearing voices
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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DO NOT WANT.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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everything that's interesting is new
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"etwas" means something in german.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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fallin' allin
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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I want your money back.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Stop history
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noise can be hostile
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Conventions are lazy.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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WARNING: And how!
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God is a word.
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Fumble the bumble
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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