First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
Suck
your
own
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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