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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Jesus is 6.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Home is where the disease is
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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No gods, no masterpieces
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using force to stop force is absurd
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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God is dead, long live God
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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decency is a relative thing
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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you owe the world not the other way around
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I think you came to late.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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civilization is the denial of shit
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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we need some new cliches
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Wit happens.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Avert thy gaze!
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Gamergate was here
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Try Dying.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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IMOK
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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deceive regularly
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god cares for you more.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Please clean up after your god.
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