Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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You're already in its belly.
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This is Not an Exist.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Pawn Takes king.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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read banned books
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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POOPEEPIE
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Only the insane prosper
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Apocalypse!
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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war is a purification rite
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Seriousness is death
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Please go back 3 squares
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Education is a form of murder
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Feel great on purpose.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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fun or doom
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[citation needed]
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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The beginning of the end is T
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Holy shit look over there --->
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Average is such a mean word
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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I want this statement to be false.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Please go away.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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