Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How was the first/last time you felt great?
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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What is it with you and money?
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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no absolutes!
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Grayface is a Pope too
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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I will never lie to you.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Stamp out bad eggs
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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What if you're the one?
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Less is a possibilty
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Cadres decide everything.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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That was a bad idea.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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life is short..
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Virginity can be cured.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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There is no Truth here.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Seriousness is death
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Here's what I know,
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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People are blinky
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much was decided before you were born
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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scratch'n'sniff
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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what is future
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It's good to be the King.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Reality is only a theory
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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