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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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cancer cures smoking.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Popes needed
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You are a product.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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moderation kills the spirit
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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This is inappropriate
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Are you interesting?
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Get 0%, win
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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love your enemy
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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This is a mindjacking!
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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exciting controversy
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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i don't hate crime.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Vegetables are murder.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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