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The Beginning is Nigh
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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I hear music!
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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You are only happy by accident.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Then why do you do it?
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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You are now breathing manually.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Zombie or not to be?
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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smash -HERE- to find out
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This is a thought free zone.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Simulate yourself
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Don't be naive.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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its not. but maybe
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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