Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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If you can read this, I love you.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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A naked mind is sexy.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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You better know
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non serviam
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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is this a stupid question?
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Somebody hates you
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Everybody knows.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Beware of false profits
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Leap before you look
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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That's what she said.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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