Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Habeas Corpus
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At the end you see it clear
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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And thus, sense was made.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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bleed for the international power
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Read out loud.
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Conventions are lazy.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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low expectations are good protection
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I see what you did there.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Avert thy gaze!
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Life is not rhetorical.
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just say know
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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step one: build a better idiot
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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There is no Truth here.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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This message is false
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Language is speaking you.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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I am living in denial.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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illness is a state of mind
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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You are the opposition!
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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