Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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And thus, sense was made.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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The Beginning is Nigh
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wait,
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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No one gets out alive.
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The Government is watching God
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Five is a demon.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Quit the shit
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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fat people think they are fat.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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you can do more than you think.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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I am the voice in your head.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Self improvement is masturbation
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Save us from salvation
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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