Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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such is the war.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Forget you even read this.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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GET OVER IT
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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How's that working out for you?
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Use only as directed.
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Explain your sense of self
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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wacked lives shatter
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Please cue at this point -->
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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xenophobes also fear you.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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A king's castle is his home.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Tune out the signal.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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No one has died for your sins
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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hate humanity. love people
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Utopia, why?
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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you're doing it.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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