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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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I puked here
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Normality = boring-reality
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You can fine-tune at will.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Got your knows!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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yeah, i know.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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abort that defeatist
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Examine the following:
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Prop Up The System!
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Fumble the bumble
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Always be extremely moderate.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Will what you do
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Pretend to be real.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Everything is Pornographic.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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It's a trap!
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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How am I not who I Am?
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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