Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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what did you lap up today?
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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god believes in you!
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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this conversation is over
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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This statement can't be trusted.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Personally, I blame society
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Nature loves to hide.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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here...catch!
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Who is the shepherd?
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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down with lies?
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Seriousness is death
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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I GET IT!
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Famous people are delicious.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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ALWAYS IS
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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People are blinky
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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