"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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