Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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it's a headless blunder
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Make like nature: select all.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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i need to avoid the void
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cancer cures smoking.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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anarchonistic
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Care for a penis snifter?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Because it's there.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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And a cat in every bag.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Don't worry, be metal
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Think in terms of thought.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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eris is my higher power
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Ban Censorship!
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The dead define culture
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this post scares me
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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ask yourself this
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Check Mate!
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Someone is having a serious day.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Repetition is a form of change.
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I think you came to late.
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Think while it's still illegal
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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So, read any good books lately?
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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dare to be smart
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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being happy is more important than anything else
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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