Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Security through Obesity
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Don't quote this
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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noise can be hostile
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Give me liberty or, else.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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please change beliefs
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You can't be too serious.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Smile for the camera!
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Do not live, do not die.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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play freebird!
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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nothing is something
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i don't hate crime.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Who's life are you living?
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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hungry? eat me.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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the future is here now
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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They are hunting dogs.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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How necessary are you?
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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TREY CRAY
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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