Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I love you too.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Zombie or not to be?
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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apologies
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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just say know
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Neither God nor master!
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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These monsters are people
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big brother is not watching me
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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They are hunting dogs.
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you're it, no backsies
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Smoke fish.
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care to expand?
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I would die for my own life.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Ateoff shitler
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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the family is living on borrowed time
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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How am I not myself?
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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ICDUC2?
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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