Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Tear off all your labels.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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conspiracy is all about you.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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what did you lap up today?
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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No costume is no costume
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Initiation is never over.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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low expectations are good protection
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Everything is Pornographic.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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a name means a lot just by itself
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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the important thing is to cum...
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Protection when you least expect it
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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recluses always get weak
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Lego my Ego
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keep the lasagna flying
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Suspend belief.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Laws make criminals.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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i will!
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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humor is a release
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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there is chaos in order
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Your ego is biohazard
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Are you interesting?
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Forget you even read this.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Only rats stay bought
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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