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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Prophets profit.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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The new money is info.
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really
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Less is a possibilty
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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i never always win.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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MURDERBIRD
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Be young - shut up!
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Free will is compulsory.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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BeLIEve
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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The door is the key.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Everything happens for no reason
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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all information is misinformation
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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The Machine is Us.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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no absolutes!
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Is this really worth it?
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Paradox isn't.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Not all people are human.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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d's nutz
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