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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Everybody knows.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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travelight
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Don't be naive.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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There is far less to everything than you think
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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This is not here
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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TV Sets the Channel
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humor is a release
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The Game
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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The Sanity is IN.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Make weirdness normal.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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being broke is childish
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giant skeleton factory
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Lady Inspired
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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theft is the liberty of property
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Common sense is neither.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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