Semi Official Memebomb Archive

poonerism
#6358 -900 = 4261 - 5161 - +
I'm looking for a cynical girl
#1607 -436 = 2826 - 3262 - +
destroy your mind, the rest will follow
#4623 -338 = 3486 - 3824 - +
Lol, reality.
#3573 -362 = 3552 - 3914 - +
No one is stopping you
#2148 -367 = 3670 - 4037 - +
Achacha
#6405 -735 = 3426 - 4161 - +
"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
#4476 -329 = 3356 - 3685 - +
You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
#3268 -342 = 3640 - 3982 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 -408 = 5314 - 5722 - +
Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
#5745 -308 = 3564 - 3872 - +
Does your mother know you can read this?
#1063 -351 = 3659 - 4010 - +
I am GOD here!
#1480 -364 = 3292 - 3656 - +
Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
#2166 -325 = 3229 - 3554 - +
STOP. Is your children learning?
#2563 -451 = 3367 - 3818 - +
How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
#5133 -333 = 3345 - 3678 - +
I don't exist.
#3857 -382 = 3827 - 4209 - +
SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
#2581 -350 = 3312 - 3662 - +
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -368 = 3759 - 4127 - +
People are Human.
#2274 -400 = 3687 - 4087 - +
Confront the system.
#5593 -258 = 3276 - 3534 - +
Today is a good day to join the revolution!
#2987 -319 = 3796 - 4115 - +
expect a spanish inquisition.
#4745 -315 = 3785 - 4100 - +
Think while it's still illegal
#5695 -259 = 3556 - 3815 - +
Please stop, it only encourages them.
#3699 -328 = 3728 - 4056 - +
There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
#3911 -321 = 3868 - 4189 - +
When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
#4305 -378 = 2806 - 3184 - +
DUCK !!
#1120 -361 = 3160 - 3521 - +
Guns Protect Killers.
#4939 -271 = 3265 - 3536 - +
Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
#4055 -339 = 3441 - 3780 - +
Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
#1031 -257 = 2916 - 3173 - +
You know it all, don't you?
#3324 -343 = 3211 - 3554 - +
Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
#2194 -353 = 3485 - 3838 - +
In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
#1770 -374 = 3156 - 3530 - +
Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
#3899 -358 = 3743 - 4101 - +
You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
#3299 -293 = 3336 - 3629 - +
you're not important. Lucky you.
#4541 -415 = 3042 - 3457 - +
SAUL MUSIC
#6213 -581 = 3751 - 4332 - +
lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -343 = 3737 - 4080 - +
supplementing my permanent record
#4610 -363 = 3133 - 3496 - +
Don't worry, be metal
#5148 -466 = 3069 - 3535 - +
Your computer is lying to you.
#4268 -316 = 3930 - 4246 - +
a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
#6488 -349 = 2959 - 3308 - +
hate love - love hate
#5045 -253 = 3790 - 4043 - +
often you should act like you are sexless
#2199 -370 = 3954 - 4324 - +
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
#1190 -237 = 4027 - 4264 - +
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
#6388 -677 = 3845 - 4522 - +
Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
#3526 -263 = 4573 - 4836 - +
The Machine is Us.
#3945 -398 = 3375 - 3773 - +
if you have many desires your life will be interesting
#1702 -383 = 3199 - 3582 - +
If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
#1642 -363 = 3141 - 3504 - +
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
#2807 -417 = 3174 - 3591 - +
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -217 = 4833 - 5050 - +
You are now entering chapel perilous
#4582 -355 = 3236 - 3591 - +
Albino african
#4785 -380 = 3078 - 3458 - +
out of nothing comes something
#6044 -338 = 3594 - 3932 - +
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
#873 -237 = 4222 - 4459 - +
You now get to create a new rule.
#3551 -277 = 3370 - 3647 - +
TREY CRAY
#6322 -636 = 4205 - 4841 - +
Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
#1380 -393 = 3354 - 3747 - +
If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
#4113 -330 = 3653 - 3983 - +
Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
#4397 -327 = 4269 - 4596 - +
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
#3249 -371 = 4071 - 4442 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -305 = 3789 - 4094 - +
the city is upstairs
#5125 -366 = 2766 - 3132 - +
Do Not Remove
#3438 -243 = 3438 - 3681 - +
Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
#4056 -345 = 3967 - 4312 - +
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
#1459 -404 = 3402 - 3806 - +
Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
#4821 -433 = 3437 - 3870 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -298 = 3938 - 4236 - +
Let us prey
#1954 -359 = 3784 - 4143 - +
Please panic: everything is under control.
#2301 -339 = 3708 - 4047 - +
você esperava por uma frase em português?
#5604 -309 = 3033 - 3342 - +
Elite Populist
#1141 -280 = 3548 - 3828 - +
Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
#2614 -364 = 3246 - 3610 - +
True love is overrated
#3000 -277 = 3870 - 4147 - +
I don't have time for the truth.
#3880 -345 = 2751 - 3096 - +
Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
#4417 -342 = 3543 - 3885 - +
If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
#5160 -397 = 2914 - 3311 - +
This sentence is indeterminate.
#5348 -403 = 3135 - 3538 - +
If you can't write history, write the future.
#4143 -331 = 3987 - 4318 - +
Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
#4226 -251 = 3803 - 4054 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -212 = 1055 - 1267 - +
Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
#1238 -395 = 2973 - 3368 - +
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
#1179 -391 = 3114 - 3505 - +
You're No. One
#3382 -374 = 3402 - 3776 - +
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
#5943 -422 = 3687 - 4109 - +
When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
#3837 -407 = 2815 - 3222 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -285 = 4066 - 4351 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -63 = 607 - 670 - +
can this really be happening to me
#3430 -359 = 3123 - 3482 - +
Even a negative action is a positive one.
#1163 -334 = 3386 - 3720 - +
The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
#5793 -470 = 2871 - 3341 - +
I am a verb and so can you!
#1475 -387 = 3242 - 3629 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1945 = 6335 - 8280 - +
I hear music!
#1525 -296 = 4189 - 4485 - +
Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
#5979 -303 = 3403 - 3706 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -155 = 4542 - 4697 - +
No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
#5652 -384 = 2903 - 3287 - +
There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
#3873 -283 = 3406 - 3689 - +
Do what you want to say
#1051 -337 = 3529 - 3866 - +

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