Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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しょがない。
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Get ready for this.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Got your knows!
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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to be is not to be
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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i know that i don't know.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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You can't be too serious.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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How come you so Dumb?
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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bleed for the international power
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Kill Your Idols.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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They know you're reading this.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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