Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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pink is ok, too
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Click here to win.
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Browsers for Genocide
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You're on your own now
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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fallin' allin
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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this is only a test
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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It is happening again.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Be all that you can be
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Why are you so sure?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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mttv
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Abandon all art NOW
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Then why do you do it?
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Ateoff shitler
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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I could only masquerade
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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"I can't breed!"
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