Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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