Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Normality is a luxury
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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black lies matter
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you smell like your mistress.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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It's a trap!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Will what you do
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Grab it and feel it
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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You're still playing by their rules!
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chance the yeti
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Do you want a cookie?
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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I'm not dead.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Existence is futile
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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[insert witty meme here]
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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BeLIEve
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You're already in its belly.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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are you wearing that?
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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The new money is info.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Be all that you can be
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change is an inside job
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TRAVELITE
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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