Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Heads I win, tails you lose.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Are you a character or a being?
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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i think therefore i think i am
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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All men are created unequal.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Make up your words.
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technology will make or break us
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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You'll never get this time back.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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I don't believe you.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Lego my Ego
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Please use other door.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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fututio, non verba.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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description is more important than metaphor
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all roads lead to qumran
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Hail Damage Repair!
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Try Dying.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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I could only masquerade
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Deity... he's come for me
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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This is an advertisement
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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being happy is more important than anything else
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remember to react
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Laugh
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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POOPEEPIE
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Free? Prove it!
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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