Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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i dont really know anything.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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happy happens
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Noone knows our destination.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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even your family can betray you
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Give up while your still where you started.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Ban Censorship!
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Pwn free and clear.
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You were alone before they left you
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Impeach the constitution
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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"Please do not use other door."
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Panic carefully
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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theft is the liberty of property
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Then why do you do it?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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The new money is info.
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Taze a kitten!
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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This bear's repeating.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Five is a demon.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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listen to the silence
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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offer very little information about yourself
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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