Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hate is a chemical reaction.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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If you do it, want it.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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please change beliefs
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Some farts go poop.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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How come you so Dumb?
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Question reality.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I love my tribe.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Now is all you have.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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DO NOT BELIEF
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noise can be hostile
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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being broke is childish
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Reinvent retardation.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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kill someone today
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Are you still awake?
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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The truth never set anyone free
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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This is now part of your day.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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