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I don't exist.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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You know it all, don't you?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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STOP TALKING.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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People are blinky
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Collapse the state of mind
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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keep the lasagna flying
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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There is no mainstream.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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Save us from salvation
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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randy savage died for your sins
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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fututio, non verba.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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MURDERBIRD
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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All myths are modern
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Normal
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Support your local ceiling.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Free? Prove it!
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Good luck on your exam.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Just do it.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Don't worry, be metal
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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This sign is not for you.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Great! Doesn't it
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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My armor is contempt
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Because it's there.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Both are fools but who knows?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Violators will be fisted.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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