Semi Official Memebomb Archive

He who hates vices hates mankind.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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i know that i don't know.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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This statement can't be trusted.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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How necessary are you?
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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annoy the boring
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Clara mascara
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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We Universe Itself
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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planning for the future is escapism
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ALWAYS IS
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But I'm already repressed!
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Then why do you do it?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Personally, I blame society
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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don't forget what you already know
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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minimalism is about the details
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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This is a Meme.
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Lol, reality.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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what? do you think?
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Do not read this message.
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this is one sentence.
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Politics is war by other means
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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My armor is contempt
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Welcome home
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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