Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Pretend this is Reality
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Be less prepared.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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You might not count in the New World Order
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Defective for our future.
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minimalism is about the details
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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At the end you see it clear
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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You are the voice in your head.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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averageness is a point of view
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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step one: build a better idiot
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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I am no longer infected
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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starvation is nature's way
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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There is no more revolution;
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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The Beginning is Near.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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