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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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land of the fee
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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What if you're the one?
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Plan early, plan twice
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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How am I not who I Am?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Good luck on your exam.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Achacha
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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no absolutes!
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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I can see you
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138 dys ony sos
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Very vinnie voorhees
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Don't forget to die
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Seriousness is death
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Quit the shit
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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This sign is not self-referential.
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It's always today.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Be a badass
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"I can't breed!"
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Feel great with purpose
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You should pay more attention.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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christafarian
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You are hearing voices
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Beware of falling hammers
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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