Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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