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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Don't be naive.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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xenophobes also fear you.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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MAKE IT STOP
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I was young and I needed the money
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Motherfucker who you playing
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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If its to be its up to me
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If its to be, its up to me
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Use only as directed.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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TV Sets the Channel
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Everybody knows.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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God is an excuse.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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don't postpone joy
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Do not live, do not die.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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no absolutes!
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Believing is seeing.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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