Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bad things come to those who wait too.
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That's just what I believe
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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love to see it happen
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i think therefore i think i am
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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[Citation Needed]
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Killing is murder
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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PANTS?
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this conversation isnt over
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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fun or doom
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Have you been alive lately?
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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My body is clay for me to mold
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Beware of false profits
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Knock yourself out.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Grate with purpose
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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yeah, i know.
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you will not think and you will not care
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It might be worth it.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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starvation is nature's way
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Abstinence is perverted
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Finishing is for quitters.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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I shit you not.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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You're on your own now
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Because it's there.
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Impeach the constitution
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farts in jars though.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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private property created crime
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Language is speaking you.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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