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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Do not read this.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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It can't rain all the time
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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How am I not who I Am?
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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brainsprain
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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go down and drown'd
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Fumble the bumble
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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seize the means of imagination
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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what time is it on mars?
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Success: Just say NO.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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I puked here
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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#6546
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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just say know
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Write this somewhere else.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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People are revolting
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This is where I get off...
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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It is happening again.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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NO YOU!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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