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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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you're doing it.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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I don't believe you.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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listen when your body talks
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Hoard anything you can't download
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i am not a label (5 words)
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Not all congestion is equal.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Confront the system.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Work is a four letter word.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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This bear's repeating.
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#tigerblood
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And a cat in every bag.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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pretend you have free will
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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some hacks hoax
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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What is it with you and money?
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Have you been alive lately?
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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This is where I get off...
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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time passes through us.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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automation is deadly
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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this is a interdistraction
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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christafarian
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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