Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Leap before you look
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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DUCK !!
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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You are only happy by accident.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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We're behaving like insects
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Infect Yourself.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Famous people are delicious.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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We see what you did there.
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Free
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keep the lasagna flying
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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being broke is childish
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Today is the day.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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How are you reading this?
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Ateoff shitler
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Chaos is what you make of it
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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some hacks hoax
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Normality is a luxury
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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black lies matter
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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