Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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What if you're the one?
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Make like nature: select all.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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never fear goddess is here
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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We have this area under surveillance
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What Would Paris Do?
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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You are what you hate.
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Who told you to believe that?
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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ice 4 eyes
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Preserve disorder
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You are literate
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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There's no such thing as a free world
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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You are not your ego
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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get fired. taste delicious.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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SAUL MUSIC
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routine is a link with the past
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Fuck god
I love her
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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The End is Rear!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Support Our Fruits.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Dare to be stupid.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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just believing something can make it happen
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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