Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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This is the distraction.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Suffering is Optional...
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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practice random acts
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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There are five kinds of people:
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It's later than you think.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Violators will be fisted.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Life is not only for you.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Let's be cruel!
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Property is theft.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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abort that defeatist
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Some farts go poop.
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Infect Yourself.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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it's a headless blunder
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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the past is dead country
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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They know you're reading this.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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YOU will live forever!
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Run. You're watching you.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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This message is not for you.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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You are literate
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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poonerism
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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holding back protects your vital energies
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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i think therefore i think i am
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ICDUC2?
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138 dys ony sos
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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mad, not angry.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Confusion is paradise
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