Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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what did you lap up today?
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Never give an inch!
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You don't need this ----->
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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what i think i am
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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me me na me meme name
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Life is a hard life.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Jesus was a profit.
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play freebird!
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Two-faced book
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moderation kills the spirit
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Do not read this message.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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ice 4 eyes
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Robots bleed red
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Violence never settles anything.
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How am I not myself?
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Without fuck ¡
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Adapt or die!
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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No purpose necessary
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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BROFIST
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There is no mainstream.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Impeach the constitution
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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