Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Aristotle was a dick.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Nothing real requires faith.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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You woke up for this?
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Cums
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Secrecy kills.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Art is dangerous
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It's good to be the King.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Lol, reality.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Objectivity is subjective
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Apocalypse!
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Each and single one
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Please use other door.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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You too can be No. one!
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The future is history.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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This is the distraction.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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know it's naught!
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rattlesnakes are epic
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Personally, I blame society
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You don't need this ----->
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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lord of the memes...
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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