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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Subversive is the new black.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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You Can Use Fire
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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time passes through us.
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You are Powerful!
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Green paper makes me happy!
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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'slanguage
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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It's a trap!
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Look at the finger!!
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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delusions comfy enough?
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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zombies like you
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Nature loves to hide.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Do you want a cookie?
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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here...catch!
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Have that mole checked out
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Your smile or your life
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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God is dead, long live God
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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You are getting sleepy very.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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all information is misinformation
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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You are only happy by accident.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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