Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Fait accompli...
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Each and single one
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God is a word.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Utopia, why?
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Make up your words.
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How am I not myself?
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Please press any door to continue
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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People are Human.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Rejoin the human race.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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I have found a truth.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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You got away with it.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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God is an excuse.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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operating under the illusion
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Laws make criminals.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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moderation kills the spirit
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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MINDCRAFT
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Keep quiet about this.
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