Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Confront the system.
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Be young - shut up!
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technology will make or break us
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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go fuck yourself
No really
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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what time is it on mars?
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You are the voice in your head.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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There is no help.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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fly's undone.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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all roads lead to qumran
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Virginity can be cured.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Two-faced book
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Scene and Herd.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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IN MY PANTS!
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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You're a great actor!
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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This bear's repeating.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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BUREAUCRAZY
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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No one gets out alive.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Feel great on purpose.
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Beware of falling hammers
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Your mother was lying
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Ban Censorship!
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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exciting controversy
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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