Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
- Ronald D. Laing [1967]
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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