Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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levity sucks.
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hate love - love hate
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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DO NOT WANT.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Reading is not understanding.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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yeah, i know.
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Common sense is neither.
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mttv
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Life is not only for you.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Apocalypse!
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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expressing anger is necessary
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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There is nothing hidden here.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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[insert witty meme here]
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Kill your Idle
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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You're standing in it now.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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feel better now
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Consider just thinking about it.
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DUCK !!
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just believing something can make it happen
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Everybody knows.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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I like this one. It's dense.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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