It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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