Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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You grok?
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Ye of many faiths
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somebody stop me. please.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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jesus hippie
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Try Dying.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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annoy the boring
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Why didn't you?
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Think outside which box?
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Only Americans are real humans
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Take the RED pill.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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This is not a pipe.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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black lies matter
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alzheimer macht frei
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Suffering is Optional...
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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