Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Hail Stones!
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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My armor is contempt
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Invent a problem
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Resistance is fertile
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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hope is self-replicating
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Nothing is 100% true
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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This message is not for you.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Man's character is his fate.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Now is forever
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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This side up.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Chaste makes waste.
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check your assumptions
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Personally, I blame society
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Laugh
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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BeLIEve
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Social norms are for the weak.
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We are watching you
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Coitus ergo sum.
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You are now breathing manually.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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it's a headless blunder
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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