Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Mission accomplished.
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automation is deadly
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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go down and drown'd
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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The door is the key.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Keep up and be ahead
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It only gets weirder from here!
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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ban censorship!
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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To have nothing is impossible.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Leadership means taxes
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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The beginning of the end is T
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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worrying can help you prepare
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Your memebomb
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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the medium is the mode
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Eating the menu?
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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There is no more revolution;
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words tend to be inadequate
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get into the way!
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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i redundant already.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Don't be naive.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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TREY CRAY
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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being happy is more important than anything else
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Somebody hates you
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timidity is laughable
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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