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Question lobotomy.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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the city is upstairs
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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ignorance is hell.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Yes i did .
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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History is a religion
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Tune out the signal.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Neither God nor master!
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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change your mind
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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stasis is a dream state
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The cause is the effect.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Critique Thyself
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Normality is a luxury
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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adjust your tie.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Suspend belief.
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