Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Someone knows better than you
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look above the wind.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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somebody stop me. please.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Some farts go poop.
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go within the flow
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The future is history.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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you left the iron on.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Take the RED pill.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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i know that i don't know.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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It happened to you too
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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farts in jars though.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Try to outlive these words.
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This is a Meme.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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help me i've turned into paper
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Avert thy gaze!
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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nobody is in charge
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