Semi Official Memebomb Archive

spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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WARNING: And how!
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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I was young and I needed the money
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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This is an advertisement
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non serviam
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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out of nothing comes something
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Who are you? Why?
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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challenge your habits
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Leadership means taxes
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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MEMESTORM
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Hellen back
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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fun or doom
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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escape from libtardia.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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How's that working out for you?
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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This message is not for you.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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