Semi Official Memebomb Archive

operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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I shit you not.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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I GET IT!
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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This is now part of your day.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Levity Sucks!
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Click here to win.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Utopia, why?
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Space is a practiced place.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Have that mole checked out
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being broke is childish
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Congregation, please be seated
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Get 0%, win
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Your cats are my target audience
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Reality is rated R, too.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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hate love - love hate
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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I'm not dead yet!
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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big brother is not watching me
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Please clean up after your god.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Bow down before the one you serve
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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education is everywhere
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