Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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your breath smells a funny colour
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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land of the fee
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Why are you too good to die?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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supplementing my permanent record
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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jesus, that's a good one!
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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I'll be back.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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I really like writing on walls
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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I'm already against the next war.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Home is where the disease is
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Soil isn't a document
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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The door is the key.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Fight Me
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Who told you to believe that?
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Oh, no, not again.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Please use other door.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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seize the means of imagination
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Evolution IS Genocide
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Utopia, why?
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Everything you know... is just that.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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