Semi Official Memebomb Archive

women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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What you change, changes you.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Noone knows our destination.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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DO NOT WANT.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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I just love the way you hate
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Will what you do
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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It's good to be the King.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Art is dangerous
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Grab it and feel it
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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This bear's repeating.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Truth is plural and contingent
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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pink is ok, too
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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security makes me nervous
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Listen to the noise.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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In case of fire, burn.
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Negation is definition
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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fat people think they are fat.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Legalize poverty
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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