Semi Official Memebomb Archive

wipe off that lipstick.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Oh, no, not again.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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You too can be No. one!
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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You know it all, don't you?
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Existence is futile
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Leadership means taxes
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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education is everywhere
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timidity is laughable
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Marx invented capitalism.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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For a good time call Eris
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Stupidity is a talent.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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How come you so Dumb?
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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an elite is inevitable
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Apocalypse!
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I want your money back.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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It can't rain all the time
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Violators will be fisted.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Welcome home
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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