Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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expressing anger is necessary
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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MURDERBIRD
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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This sign is not for you.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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fuck it we ball
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Albino african
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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warning: the sky really is falling
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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you can live on through your descendants
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Make like nature: select all.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Abstinence is perverted
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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I want your money back.
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Stop history
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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We are here to grow our souls
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annoy the boring
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antifart
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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exciting controversy
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Poetry is in the street.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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MINDCRAFT
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Science is a cult
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