Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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are you wearing that?
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solitude is enriching
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fututio, non verba.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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feel better now
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Welcome home
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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fnord
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Examine the following:
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Orwell was an optimist
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Head Your mind!
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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down with lies?
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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nobody is in charge
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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#6546
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Leave me the hell alone!
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Republican patriot fakers
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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golfers are the illuminati
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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