Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Don't quote this
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decency is a relative thing
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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You know better
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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WARNING: And how!
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even your family can betray you
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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[citation needed]
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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No one noticed.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Should we start over?
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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