You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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