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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Caution: dry paint.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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You can't be late until you show up.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Mohammed made a good profit
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sex differences are here to stay
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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chance the yeti
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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People are Human.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Existence is futile
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Not all people are human.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Who told you to believe that?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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NANODICK
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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This is the end
of the
end
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Someone knows better than you
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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I am no longer infected
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i believe that children are the futile
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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You woke up for this?
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Youthanize yourself
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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randy savage died for your sins
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Happiness is not efficient
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Be as if.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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You're on your own now
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Ignorance isn't free!
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Free? Prove it!
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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