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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Sense is made, not born.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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I think you came to late.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Scene and Herd.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Fait accompli...
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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expressing anger is necessary
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Someone knows better than you
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Only rats stay bought
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Feel great on purpose.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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smash -HERE- to find out
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Leadership means taxes
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I don't exist.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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The Beginning is Near.
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kill someone today
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Always be extremely moderate.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Tune out the signal.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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God is an excuse.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Can I askew a question?
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DO NOT READ THIS
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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This town needs an enema.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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You Can Use Fire
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Pretend this is Reality
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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TREY CRAY
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Everybody knows.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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the ripple is not the water.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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