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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Wit happens.
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timidity is laughable
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Rebel against this command.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Superstition is bad luck.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Normal is a curve.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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DIY
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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We are not stuff that abides
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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i just changed the world
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the void does not exist
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Keep up and be ahead
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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DO NOT WANT.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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you are now breathing automatically
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In case of fire, burn.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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