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Suicide is against the law!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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don't forget what you already know
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I will never lie to you.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Pain = stupidity
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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i redundant already.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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stasis is a dream state
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Give up while your still where you started.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Can you hear me now?
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action causes more trouble than thought
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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BELIEVING KILLS
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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You were alone before they left you
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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The Sanity is IN.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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There are five kinds of people:
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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just believing something can make it happen
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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I hear music!
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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bleed for the international power
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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