Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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DNA controls you!
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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[Verification needed]
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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what did you lap up today?
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Sense is made, not born.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Do you want a cookie?
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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nobody is in charge
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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much was decided before you were born
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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problem solver or problem maker
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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The Earth Will Shake.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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YOU will live forever!
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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The police are your friends.
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But I'm already repressed!
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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These monsters are people
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Feel great with purpose
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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the past is dead country
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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no absolutes!
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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