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SCORPION PIE
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Try Dying.
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JUST THINKING
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you are now entering!
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you read my fucking mind
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Everybody knows.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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[Verification needed]
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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fuck you
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Get ready for this.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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That was a bad idea.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Bored people are boring people.
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getting even is odd.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Personally, I blame society
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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TITS
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Not a Restroom
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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nobody does anything anymore!
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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What is the first question?
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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You Can Use Fire
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the posthumous will judge.
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The Game
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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