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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Hail Stones!
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Common sense is neither.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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You are getting sleepy very.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Without fuck ¡
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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TITS
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I've run out of things to say.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Free? Prove it!
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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i browse eye brows.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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know it's naught!
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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change your mind
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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hope is self-replicating
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I am my own god now
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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there's nothing except what you sense
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What are you doing?!
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Congregation, please be seated
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Confusion is paradise
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Free will is compulsory.
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