Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Specialization is for insects
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Tune out the signal.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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This bear's repeating.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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brobama
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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We see what you did there.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Let's be cruel!
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What if you're the one?
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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you owe the world not the other way around
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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You are the opposition!
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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People are revolting
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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jesus hippie
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Give up while your still where you started.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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#tigerblood
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No gods, no masterpieces
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Some men are born posthumously.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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I love you.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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People are blinky
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