Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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PANTS?
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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stay human
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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sex differences are here to stay
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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what is future
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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By the power of viagra
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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me me na me meme name
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Here's what I know,
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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out of nothing comes something
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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This is the distraction.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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remember to react
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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unique things must be the most valuable
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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inheritance must be abolished
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Wit happens.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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It's a trap!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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No one has died for your sins
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Be all that you can be
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There are five kinds of people:
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Dare to be stupid.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Kook cain
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