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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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travelight
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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The End is Rear!
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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go down and drown'd
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Abel had no descendants.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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low expectations are good protection
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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You are now breathing manually.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Keep up and be ahead
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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the posthumous will judge.
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FOREVER ALONE
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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i am not a label (5 words)
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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the past is dead country
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Clara mascara
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Refuse to be remastered
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I do hesitate to ask.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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homestuck
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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wait,
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The Game
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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solitude is enriching
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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the ripple is not the water.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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