Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Ban Censorship!
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Is there anybody in between there?
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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someone should do something about that
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Be all that you can be
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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noise can be hostile
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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wait faster
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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care to expand?
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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You know better
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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somebody stop me. please.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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To have nothing is impossible.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Life is not only for you.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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STOP TALKING.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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People are blinky
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Give me liberty or, else.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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deceive regularly
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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the void does not exist
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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