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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Free
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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wacked lives shatter
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Are you still awake?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Resistance is fertile
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For a good time call Eris
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Legalize poverty
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Wit happens.
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I am high, bye
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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There is no more revolution;
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Leap before you look
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Be a badass
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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Each and single one
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Simulate yourself
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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non serviam
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We are here to grow our souls
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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hail deep thought
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The more you know, the less you control.
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belief is priceless
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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You too can be No. one!
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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this is one sentence.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Pretend this is Reality
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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