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Beware of false profits
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Someone knows better than you
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TV Sets the Channel
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Consider just thinking about it.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Your brain is itchy
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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It might be worth it.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Sense is made, not born.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Read out loud.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Nature loves to hide.
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People are blinky
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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know it's naught!
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History is written by the winners
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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I just love the way you hate
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You always love the ones you hurt
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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world wide eyed
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Never give an inch!
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description is more important than metaphor
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Can I askew a question?
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Be as if.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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This is now part of your day.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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What you change, changes you.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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