Semi Official Memebomb Archive

routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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There is no mainstream.
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you LIVE in that head?
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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I love you too.
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Kilmalosa323
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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You are not your ego
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What is the first question?
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How do you get all those coins?
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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JUST THINKING
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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My god is bigger.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Albino african
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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is this a stupid question?
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Conventions are lazy.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Oops bi did it again
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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True love is overrated
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Robots bleed red
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Stop being used.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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giant skeleton factory
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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