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The End is Rear!
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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sin is a means of social control
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Don't worry, be metal
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Kook cain
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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theft is the liberty of property
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Difference engenders hate.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Coffee is bean water.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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"Please feel free."
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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fun is my function
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The only way to get money is from other people
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IMOK
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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My god is bigger.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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offer very little information about yourself
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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poonerism
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Think outside which box?
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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No costume is no costume
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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jesus hippie
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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God bless the kufar
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Suspend belief.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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go within the flow
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power lies everywhere
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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