Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A Little pain never hurt anyone
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This sticker written on the internet.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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This bear's repeating.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Recycle your pets
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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The Government is watching God
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Chaste makes waste.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Specialization is for insects
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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If your not confused your wrong
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Appreciate Chaos
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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your breath smells a funny colour
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Refuse to be remastered
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You are one of the masks
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Find your passion for apathy
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The world is too loud nowadays
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Cadres decide everything.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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God bless the kufar
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war is a purification rite
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People are Human.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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the future is here now
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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anarchonistic
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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This is a mindjacking!
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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pink is ok, too
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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