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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Ye of many faiths
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Preserve disorder
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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You are Holy in the wrong
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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fathers often use too much force
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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True love is overrated
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Stop imitating yourself.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Elite Populist
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Protection when you least expect it
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you must disagree with authority figures
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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the void does not exist
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Your smile or your life
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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You are not your ego
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Why are you so sure?
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Only Americans are real humans
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Oh, no, not again.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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It's later than you think.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Orwell was an optimist
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labels are not all inclusive
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Law = X/0
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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God is dead, long live God
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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