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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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You are Holy in the wrong
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Robots bleed red
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Kilmalosa323
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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description is more important than metaphor
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Dick.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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How did you get here?
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Specialization is for insects
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Think outside which box?
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Schplie!!!! at random
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Yes you are.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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fear of a blank page.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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And thus, sense was made.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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hungry? eat me.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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