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DNA controls you!
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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don't go with the flow
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Was it worth it?
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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i'm just as god remade me
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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the revolution will not realised
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Soil isn't a document
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Collect to reject
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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war is a purification rite
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Quit the shit
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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nobody is in charge
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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You might regret it.
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You should pay more attention.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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step one: build a better idiot
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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This bear's repeating.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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You are not your ego
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Save the banks lol
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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They're catching up to you!
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The new money is info.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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This is the distraction.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Keep up and be ahead
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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I know your secret.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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