Semi Official Memebomb Archive

all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Yes i did .
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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all norms are social.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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mad, not angry.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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i is imaginary.
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Think in terms of thought.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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You can't be too serious.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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This sentence is false.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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wishing things away is not effective
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Have a good day, or die.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Seize the means of collapse.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Objectivity is subjective
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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i browse eye brows.
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History is written by the winners
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Call in Sick
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Keep up and be ahead
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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You'll never get this time back.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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life = murder
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