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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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What Would Paris Do?
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Kill your Idle
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Both are fools but who knows?
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Futility is futile.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Preserve disorder
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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fun or doom
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Grayface is a Pope too
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Wit happens.
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You know better
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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This is a mindjacking!
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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At the end you see it clear
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Adapt or die!
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You are now trapped.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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nothing is something
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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NO YOU!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Don't quote this
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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You too can be No. one!
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Things you own end up owning you
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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