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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Knock yourself out.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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land of the fee
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Taze a kitten!
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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You are not your ego
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Do not live, do not die.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Grayface is a Pope too
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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I GET IT!
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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You know better
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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apologies
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Man's character is his fate.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Life is not only for you.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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-hyphencypher-
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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fnord
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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moderation kills the spirit
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Objectivity is subjective
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This statement is a lie.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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are you wearing that?
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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ignorance is hell.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Utopia, why?
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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hate humanity. love people
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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decency is a relative thing
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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You woke up for this?
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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