Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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you're it, no backsies
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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water is just boneless ice
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meet us in orbit
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Everybody knows.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Invent a problem
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Normality is a luxury
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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These monsters are people
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Guns Protect Killers.
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stasis is a dream state
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And a cat in every bag.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Be eaten by babies
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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you will not think and you will not care
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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moderation kills the spirit
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Context does.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Rebel against this command.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Kill your Idle
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Good luck on your exam.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Caution: dry paint.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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