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belief is priceless
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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What you change, changes you.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Critique Thyself
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You are getting sleepy very.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Poetry is in the street.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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an elite is inevitable
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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escape from libtardia.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Fight Me
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world wide eyed
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Hokum all ye faithful
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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life = murder
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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abort that defeatist
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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They think you're weird.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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only the robots are on time anymore
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Everything happens for no reason
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moderation kills the spirit
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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