Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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non serviam
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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belief is priceless
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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No forbidding allowed.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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life = murder
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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expressing anger is necessary
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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choose life
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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In case of fire, burn.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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the city is upstairs
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Welcome home
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Tick tick tick
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Nothing is 100% true
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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someone should do something about that
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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