Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
Το σÏστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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