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bleed for the international power
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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today is under construction
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Only Americans are real humans
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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NO YOU!
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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hate speech?
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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some hacks hoax
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go down and drown'd
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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I'm not dead yet!
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Home is where the disease is
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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non serviam
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Because it's there.
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Do you think that went well?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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god cares for you more.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Your mother was lying
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Government Complaints Box
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This sentence is a lie.
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Because and effect.
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Don't be naive.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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what time is it on mars?
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Head Your mind!
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Your brain is itchy
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Impeach the constitution
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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