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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Control is not control
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Soil isn't a document
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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KNOW SHIT!
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Difference engenders hate.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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I shit you not.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Everything is Pornographic.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Believing is seeing.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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god believes in you!
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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being who you are is it's own reward
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Question...everything?
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Albino african
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Law = X/0
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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i am not a label (5 words)
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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