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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Life is price less.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Revelations will not be televised.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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timidity is laughable
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Work is a four letter word.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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brobama
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Save us from salvation
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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How's that working out for you?
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There is no more revolution;
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You are not an individual.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Authorised graffiti area
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Tear off all your labels.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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only the robots are on time anymore
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Good luck on your exam.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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can-I-help-you's
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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get off your knees!!!!!
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Normal
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Question reality.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Infect Yourself.
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All men are created unequal.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Never give an inch!
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Success: Just say NO.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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