Semi Official Memebomb Archive

FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Protection when you least expect it
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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expressing anger is necessary
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Albino african
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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i wish i had tried.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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You got away with it.
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This is not a pipe.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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It is happening again.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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OUT OFN ORDER
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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really
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Someone knows better than you
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Do you want a cookie?
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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If you do it, want it.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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all norms are social.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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