Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Holy shit look over there --->
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What are you doing?!
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Coffee is bean water.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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The truth never set anyone free
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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This message is false
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Neither God nor master!
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Man's character is his fate.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Subversive is the new black.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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For a good time, please call 000.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Superstition is bad luck.
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fun is my function
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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You're on your own now
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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discordia lumine maior
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Don't be naive.
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belief is priceless
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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