Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What could possibly go wrong?
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Break a pattern today.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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to be is not to be
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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offer very little information about yourself
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Keep quiet about this.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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WAKE UP.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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unleash infinity
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Can I askew a question?
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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what is future
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Smile for the camera!
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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big brother is not watching me
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Infect Yourself.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Seriousness is death
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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change your mind
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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People are Human.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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You know better
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Have a nice day. Or else
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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