Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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This is not here
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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bleed for the international power
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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That was a bad idea.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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You're standing in it now.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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The new money is info.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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The cause is the effect.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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expressing anger is necessary
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travelight
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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"Please do not use other door."
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Make up your words.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Terrorism.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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suk up and pop
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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