Semi Official Memebomb Archive

without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Your dick sucks!
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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moderation kills the spirit
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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go within the flow
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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this is one sentence.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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inheritance must be abolished
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Your memebomb
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love your enemy
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feel better now
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Some farts go poop.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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He who laughs, lasts.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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golfers are the illuminati
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Bored people are boring people.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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You're a great actor!
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Invent a problem
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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it's a headless blunder
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Fools seldom differ
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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fly's undone.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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