Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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after birth is before death
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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lord of the memes...
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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bleed for the international power
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IGNore fnords
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Each and single one
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Smoke fish.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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can this really be happening to me
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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what's stopping you?
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Somebody hates you
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Do what you want to say
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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DNA controls you!
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Congregation, please be seated
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Down is the new up!
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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You too can be No. one!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Levity Sucks!
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Shit Floats.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Can I askew a question?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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poonerism
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The chao goes mu.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Peace is a graveyard.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Question...everything?
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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fly's undone.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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do you think we are forever?
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Some men are born posthumously.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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