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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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get fired. taste delicious.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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You are not your ego
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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unleash infinity
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Security through Obesity
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Keep up and be ahead
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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DIY
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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read banned books
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Truth is plural and contingent
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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You know what I always say...
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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after birth is before death
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Beware of false profits
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Take no shit, take a crap
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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change is an inside job
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Moderation is for monks.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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you LIVE in that head?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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By the power of viagra
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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