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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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I see what you did there.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Don't quote this
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Click here to win.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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after birth is before death
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Resistance is fertile
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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So, read any good books lately?
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What will you be forgotten as?
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SCORPION PIE
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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"I can't breed!"
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can this really be happening to me
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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In case of fire, burn.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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TRAVELITE
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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care to expand?
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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I like this one. It's dense.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Try to remember
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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fear is information
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Nothing is 100% true
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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check your assumptions
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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The dead define culture
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