Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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And I thought I was original!
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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delusions comfy enough?
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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God is a word.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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I like.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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There is no mainstream.
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i'm just as god remade me
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Hail Damage Repair!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Think about what you are thinking
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Politics is war by other means
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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This is a question?
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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being happy is more important than anything else
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land of the fee
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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You should pay more attention.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Elite Populist
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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to be is not to be
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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No one is stopping you
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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We should all quit whinging.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Think inside the box
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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hungry? eat me.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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