The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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