Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Why not?
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I GET IT!
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What Would Paris Do?
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Save us from salvation
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My mess is a life
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beat violence!
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Don't forget to die
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Everybody knows.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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you're it, no backsies
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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We should all quit whinging.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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19februholidamned
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Terrorism.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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decadence can be an end in itself
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suk up and pop
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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No pain, no pain.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Your smile or your life
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Caution: dry floor.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Now is forever
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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chance the yeti
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Invent a problem
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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seize the means of imagination
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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