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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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true freedom is frightful
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Adapt or die!
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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TRAVELITE
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Fuck god
I love her
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Suicide is against the law!
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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christafarian
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The future is history.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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pink is ok, too
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Science is a cult
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Fait accompli...
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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operating under the illusion
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You are the opposition!
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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laws make legislatures
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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You did it.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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