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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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If your not confused your wrong
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Killing is murder
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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They think you're weird.
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Your dick sucks!
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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education is everywhere
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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true freedom is frightful
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Abel had no descendants.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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such is the war.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Read less, live more.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Who is the shepherd?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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It's ok that you don't know.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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asshole
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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free water! Take one!
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Orwell was right.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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