Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That's just what I believe
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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That makes sense
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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This sentence is false.
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This isn't all true.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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I don't believe you.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Are you interesting?
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Just do it.
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History is a religion
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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These monsters are people
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Try Dying.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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"I can't breed!"
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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I love you.
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Don't forget to die
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we need some new cliches
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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STOP TALKING.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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You are now thinking manually.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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"Please feel free."
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Vanilla extract
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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sin is a means of social control
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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