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feel better now
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Taze a kitten!
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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kill someone today
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Conventions are lazy.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Suspend belief.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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If your not confused your wrong
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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I'm not dead.
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after birth is before death
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Please don't care about this sign.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Republican patriot fakers
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Tune out the signal.
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It's not my struggle
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Do Not Remove
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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fear of a blank page.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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There are five kinds of people:
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Reality is rated R, too.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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There is no conspiracy.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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The only enemy is good
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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しょがない。
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Failure takes practice
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Measure once, cut twice
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Just give up and go crazy.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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And a cat in every bag.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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No purpose necessary
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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