Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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You did it.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Suffering is Optional...
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Save the banks lol
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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We're behaving like insects
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Security Through Obscurity
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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You're standing in it now.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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fear is information
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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wait faster
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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I shit you not.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Albino african
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Find your passion for apathy
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Men always generalise
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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snub backwards is buns
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Caution: dry paint.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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No costume is no costume
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