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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Run. You're watching you.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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i never always win.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Why not?
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Seize the means of collapse.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Violators will be fisted.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Be excellent to each other
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prosecutors will be violated.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Go places.
Do things
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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re-evolution!
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Step on a crack
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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chance the yeti
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Do not read this.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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しょがない。
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Think outside which box?
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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you're doing it.
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No one is stopping you
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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How often do you feel human?
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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