The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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