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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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anarchonistic
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Be as if.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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No costume is no costume
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Jesus made a good profit
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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wishing things away is not effective
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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suk up and pop
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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problem solver or problem maker
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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There is no Truth here.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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deceive regularly
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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しょがない。
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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You are not your self-image.
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low expectations are good protection
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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You're standing in it now.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Free Baser Evil!
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Schplie!!!! at random
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Plan early, plan twice
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Clara mascara
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Orwell was an optimist
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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This poster is holding reality together.
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slack lives matter
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We see what you did there.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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You don't need this ----->
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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You are one of the masks
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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time passes through us.
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