Semi Official Memebomb Archive

technology will make or break us
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Terrorism.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Head Your mind!
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Everything you know... is just that.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Love scares empty hearts
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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You made me do it
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Roots are for vegetables
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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God bless the kufar
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Five is a demon.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Only rats stay bought
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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never fear goddess is here
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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timidity is laughable
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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That makes sense
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Some farts go poof.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Someone is having a serious day.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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KNOW NOW
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Make like nature: select all.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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This is where I get off...
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happy happens
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God is an excuse.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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