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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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I know your secret.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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This is a question?
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Security through Obesity
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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i will!
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Dick.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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I love you too.
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Confusion is paradise
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Why are you masturbating?
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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In the end. there's a period.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Have you been alive lately?
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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People are revolting
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Fait accompli...
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Objectivity is subjective
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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homestuck
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Kill your imagination.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Do not read this.
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Two-faced book
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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ask yourself this
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My mess is a life
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I like this one. It's dense.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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