Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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It's always today.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Can I askew a question?
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Security through Obesity
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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I want your money back.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Eating the menu?
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Kill time before it kills you!
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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This is the age of isis
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Take the RED pill.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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These words mean nothing.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Impeach the constitution
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Was it worth it?
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Metallica Still Sucks
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Personally, I blame society
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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There is no more revolution;
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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