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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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god believes in you!
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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How necessary are you?
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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fear of a blank page.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Men always generalise
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Explain your sense of self
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Albino african
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Habeas Corpus
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Jesus was a profit.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Refuse to be remastered
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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They're catching up to you!
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hungry? eat me.
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Reality is only a theory
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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is this a stupid question?
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Control is not control
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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free water! Take one!
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Break a pattern today.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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yeah, i know.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Apocalypse!
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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humanism is obsolete
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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laws make legislatures
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Please don't care about this sign.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Save us from salvation
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Dick.
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