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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Don't tread on me
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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i can't do that yet.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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"I can't breed!"
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Specialization is for insects
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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I hate prejudiced people.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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This sticker written on the internet.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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can this really be happening to me
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Defective for our future.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Disorder is order.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Kill your Idle
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Do not read this message.
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You woke up for this?
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noise can be hostile
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Bored people are boring people.
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keep your eyes open
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Smoke fish.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Motherfucker who you playing
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pink is ok, too
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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suk up and pop
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How did you get here?
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Some farts go poof.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Ateoff shitler
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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just believing something can make it happen
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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