Semi Official Memebomb Archive

an elite is inevitable
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Step on a crack
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Only Americans are real humans
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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This sign is not for you.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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care to expand?
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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I will never lie to you.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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DIY
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Smile for the camera!
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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IN MY PANTS!
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Call in Sick
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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People are revolting
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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You know it all, don't you?
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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out of nothing comes something
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apologies
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life is short..
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Read out loud.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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get thee behind me greyface
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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In the end. there's a period.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Click here to win.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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