Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Mission accomplished.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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fallin' allin
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Smile for the camera!
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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'slanguage
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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read banned books
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Feel great on purpose.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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homestuck
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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138 dys ony sos
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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All myths are modern
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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decadence can be an end in itself
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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even your family can betray you
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You are now breathing manually.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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We should all quit whinging.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Only Americans are real humans
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practice random acts
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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You did it.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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fuck you
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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That's what she said.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Negation is definition
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Congregation, please be seated
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please change beliefs
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Why are you too good to die?
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How necessary are you?
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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