Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Make weirdness normal.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Strike any user to continue.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Keep quiet about this.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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IGNore fnords
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routine is a link with the past
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What Would Paris Do?
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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I am living in denial.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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This is the distraction.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I don't exist.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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We are not stuff that abides
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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apologies
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Are you still awake?
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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This is a Meme.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Avert thy gaze!
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Ban Censorship!
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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The new money is info.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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DUCK !!
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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planning for the future is escapism
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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This is a mindjacking!
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