Semi Official Memebomb Archive

people are nuts if they think they are important
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Kook cain
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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anarchonistic
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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know it's naught!
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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DUCK !!
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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This message isn't for you
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Today is the day.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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You can't buy fun like this
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Don't be naive.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Security Through Obscurity
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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What you change, changes you.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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GET OVER IT
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Vegetables are murder.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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words tend to be inadequate
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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alzheimer macht frei
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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