Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus was an Arab Jew
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#tigerblood
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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God is dead, long live God
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Everything is Pornographic.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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annoy the boring
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Hoard anything you can't download
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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And thus, sense was made.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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I love you.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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I know your secret.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Tune out the signal.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Tick tick tick
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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nothing is something
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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It's never too late to start.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Who is the shepherd?
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DUCK !!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Why are you too good to die?
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Care for a penis snifter?
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Fight Me
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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remember to react
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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you will not think and you will not care
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Simulate yourself
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you smell like your mistress.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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fallin' allin
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Life is price less.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Context does.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Kilmalosa323
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you are now leaving!
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