Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Yes i did .
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Are you living in the real world?
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love your enemy
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Pain = stupidity
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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never fear goddess is here
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Antisemitism is a gas
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Secrecy kills.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Question lobotomy.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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It's now
 
 
and then
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you're it, no backsies
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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This isn't all true.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Take no shit, take a crap
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Adapt or die!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Never mind that.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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brobama
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Specialization is for insects
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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