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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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PANTFARTICA
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Orwell was right.
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i know that i don't know.
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Language is speaking you.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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ux = bb is watching you
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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I think you came to late.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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I saw what you did just now
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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this conversation is over
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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You've caught an even atom tan
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Secrecy kills.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Recycle your pets
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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STOP TALKING.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Pain = stupidity
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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not valid without receipt
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Ban Censorship!
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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