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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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step one: build a better idiot
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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low expectations are good protection
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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snub backwards is buns
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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SILENCE
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Panic carefully
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Tune out the signal.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Because and effect.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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You've caught an even atom tan
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No one is stopping you
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chance the yeti
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Love's as good as soma!
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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bleed for the international power
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Achacha
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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DO NOT READ THIS
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wacked lives shatter
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just say know
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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nothing is something
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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