Semi Official Memebomb Archive

California dreaming blame Hofmann
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life is short..
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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"Time's up... or left?"
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Why didn't you?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Kilmalosa323
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Do you think that went well?
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WARNING: And how!
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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By the power of viagra
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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offer very little information about yourself
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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This town needs an enema.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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starvation is nature's way
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Do not believe language.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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help me i've turned into paper
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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sin is a means of social control
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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automation is deadly
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Defective for our future.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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fathers often use too much force
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Hoard anything you can't download
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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to whom it may concern,
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Men always generalise
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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