Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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