Semi Official Memebomb Archive

habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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You Can Use Fire
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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change your mind
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Rebel against this command.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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please change beliefs
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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How did you get here?
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This sentence has never been written.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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abort that defeatist
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Please clean up after your god.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Prophets profit.
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