Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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DUCK !!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Tune out the signal.
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love your enemy
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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This side up.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Keep up and be ahead
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Lady Inspired
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Law = X/0
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Private parking in Area only !
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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land of the fee
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Simulate yourself
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Not all congestion is equal.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Lego my Ego
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MURDERBIRD
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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What just happened?
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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The media lies.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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what did you lap up today?
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Kilmalosa323
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Fait accompli...
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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The Truth Hertz.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Love scares empty hearts
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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