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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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You Can Use Fire
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Free
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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physical culture is second best
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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get thee behind me greyface
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Tick tick tick
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'slanguage
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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irony is too mainstream for me
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DUCK !!
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Life is not only for you.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Soil isn't a document
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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you're doing it.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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What is the first question?
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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What are you really thinking about?
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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I love my tribe.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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[citation needed]
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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