Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Robots bleed red
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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jesus hippie
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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hate humanity. love people
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yeah, i know.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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love to see it happen
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I hear music!
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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True love is overrated
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Man's character is his fate.
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unleash infinity
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Do what you want to say
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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They know you're reading this.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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recluses always get weak
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this post scares me
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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How often do you feel human?
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christafarian
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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the city is upstairs
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Collapse the state of mind
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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And I thought I was original!
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Seriousness is death
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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