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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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hate love - love hate
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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you will not think and you will not care
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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The following statement is not true:
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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The cause is the effect.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Disorder is order.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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We're behaving like insects
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Panic carefully
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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theft is the liberty of property
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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By the power of viagra
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Will what you do
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this is certainly sort of strange
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Everything happens for no reason
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jesus was a roman mole
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Coffee is bean water.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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#tigerblood
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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you are now entering!
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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you sure its safe?
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Don't fart then inhale it
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Use no hooks.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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SILENCE
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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offer very little information about yourself
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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-hyphencypher-
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Why not?
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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