Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Critique Thyself
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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homestuck
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
#5802 -420 = 2721 - 3141 - +
The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
#2814 -501 = 2756 - 3257 - +
Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Jesus made a good profit
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Get 0%, win
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This is where I get off...
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You are Powerful!
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IGNore fnords
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Everybody knows.
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Measure once, cut twice
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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blumpkinfluffer
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138 dys ony sos
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
#5669 -373 = 3170 - 3543 - +
Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Think inside the box
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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love to see it happen
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
#1637 -331 = 3277 - 3608 - +
"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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I want your money back.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
#900 -348 = 3558 - 3906 - +
decadence can be an end in itself
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practice random acts
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A free world needs no leaders
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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look above the wind.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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There is far less to everything than you think
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Resistance is fertile
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Do Not Remove
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All that is colossal is fraud
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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