Semi Official Memebomb Archive

man created god so that he could win every argument
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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The dead define culture
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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[Verification needed]
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Confusion is paradise
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Fait accompli...
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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The cause is the effect.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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jesus hippie
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fear is information
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Grab it and feel it
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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the whether is changing
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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sex differences are here to stay
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Holy shit look over there --->
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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I know what you did last summer...
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Coffee is bean water.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Your memebomb
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Collect to reject
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Give up while your still where you started.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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hugo phurst
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It happened to you too
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Blasphemy is my religion
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Why not?
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i dont really know anything.
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Do not read this.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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