Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Social norms are for the weak.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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The solution is part of the problem.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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It might be worth it.
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It is happening again.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Never mind that.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Famous people are delicious.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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you are now leaving!
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Resistance is fertile
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No one noticed.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Objectivity is subjective
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Darwin Hates You.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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This is a thought free zone.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Let us prey
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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this post scares me
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PANTFARTICA
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MEMESTORM
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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there is chaos in order
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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choose life
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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