Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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noise can be hostile
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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life is short..
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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It can't rain all the time
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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No one has died for your sins
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Nothing real requires faith.
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listen when your body talks
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Wit happens.
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Law = X/0
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Kwote Zero
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Coffee is bean water.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Gamergate was here
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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you are now manually dying
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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angst is lame
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Theft is liberty
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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hail deep thought
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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choose life
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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NANODICK
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Each and single one
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Scene and Herd.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Less is a possibilty
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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wishing things away is not effective
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Explain your sense of self
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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