The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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