Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm done counting statistics.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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What could possibly go wrong?
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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These words mean nothing.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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this is only a test
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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They know you're reading this.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Preserve disorder
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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you read my fucking mind
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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This is inappropriate
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Without fuck ¡
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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you are now breathing automatically
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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But we'll never survive!
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I hate prejudiced people.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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beat violence!
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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you must have one grand passion
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Panic carefully
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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my head hurts worse than yours
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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travelight
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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All we have is words
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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How am I not myself?
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Everybody knows.
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