Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fortune fucks over the bold
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Only the insane prosper
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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God is an excuse.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Famous people are delicious.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Who is the shepherd?
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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love your enemy
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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ux = bb is watching you
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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No costume is no costume
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Art is dangerous
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Who are you? Why?
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You are the voice in your head.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Pretend this is Reality
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Motherfucker who you playing
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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out of nothing comes something
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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change your mind
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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POOPEEPIE
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You can't buy fun like this
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All your mistakes are performance art
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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really
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Subversive is the new black.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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