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Security Through Obscurity
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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maybe partying will help
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Mission accomplished.
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The following statement is not true:
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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blumpkinfluffer
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moderation kills the spirit
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Protection when you least expect it
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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fat people think they are fat.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Can you hear me now?
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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check your assumptions
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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[citation needed]
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Killing is murder
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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No forbidding allowed.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Gamergate was here
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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do you think we are forever?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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IN MY PANTS!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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what time is it on mars?
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Tick tick tick
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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your breath smells a funny colour
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Abandon all art NOW
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