Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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This is Not an Exist.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Habeas Corpus
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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It can't rain all the time
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Get 0%, win
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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DIY
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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19februholidamned
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Call in Sick
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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i never always win.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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If you can this.... you can read
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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cancer cures smoking.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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How did you get here?
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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its funny cause its true
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Oops bi did it again
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do you think we are forever?
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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