Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Explain your sense of self
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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DUCK !!
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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nobody is in charge
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Infect Yourself.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Believing is seeing.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Personally, I blame society
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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I want your money back.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Faith is not an excuse.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Why didn't you?
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Lead Ashtray
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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In the end. there's a period.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Specialization is for insects
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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zombies like you
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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You are not an individual.
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It's always today.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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I am high, bye
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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You are now trapped.
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MINDCRAFT
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you sure its safe?
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Head Your mind!
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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They Live. We sleep
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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listen when your body talks
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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