Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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choice != control
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I love you.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Oh, no, not again.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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How are you reading this?
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Never trust what you read.
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please change beliefs
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Your memebomb
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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NO YOU!
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don't go with the flow
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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God is a word.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Some farts go poof.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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life is short..
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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god believes in you!
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The Game
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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fear is information
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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We are watching you
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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This sentence has never been written.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Have that mole checked out
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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