I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
Sighting Locations
Location: London, England, United Kingdom
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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