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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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I see what you did there.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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ALWAYS IS
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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You know it all, don't you?
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Conventions are lazy.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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[Citation Needed]
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Please use your natural reaction.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Robots bleed red
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Some farts go poop.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Dick.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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I really like writing on walls
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Do not live, do not die.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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BROFIST
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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what's stopping you?
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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DIY
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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I know what you did last summer...
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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The Sanity is IN.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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I don't believe you.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Never trust what you read.
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You are a fire hazard
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slack lives matter
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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