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angst is lame
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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If you want it, do it.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Mission accomplished.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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delusions comfy enough?
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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i believe that children are the futile
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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routine is a link with the past
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Please don't care about this sign.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Don't tread on me
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Less is a possibilty
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These could go together, or be separate.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Bored people are boring people.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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play freebird!
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Think outside which box?
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Do Not Remove
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Gamergate was here
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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