Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Normality = boring-reality
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Feel great on purpose.
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SAUL MUSIC
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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I love you.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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jesus was a roman mole
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Lead Ashtray
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Every one can read your mind.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Laibach and Bank of England
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Give up while your still where you started.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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happy happens
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Home is where the disease is
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Believing is seeing.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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somebody stop me. please.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Everything happens for no reason
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There is far less to everything than you think
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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iPods are made of people!
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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technology will make or break us
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