Semi Official Memebomb Archive

prosecutors will be violated.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Good luck on your exam.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Do not read this message.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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the whether is changing
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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You are not your ego
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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You are only happy by accident.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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You're a great actor!
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
#710 -280 = 4339 - 4619 - +
the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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No pain, no pain.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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The cause is the effect.
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Now is all you have.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Open horse fucking
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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Laws make criminals.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Soil isn't a document
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If you can this.... you can read
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golfers are the illuminati
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