Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bleat if you love Jesus!
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Death is not only for you.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You are the voice in your head.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Try Dying.
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I don't exist.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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TRAVELITE
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apologies
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Save the banks lol
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This side up.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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This is 'not cricket'.
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keep your eyes open
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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i wish i had tried.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Listen to the noise.
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I really like writing on walls
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Avert thy gaze!
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Orwell was right.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Panic carefully
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Home is where the disease is
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Read out loud.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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This is inappropriate
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Your mother was lying
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Leap before you look
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Invent a problem
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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