Semi Official Memebomb Archive

something terrible happens when people wake up
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Kook cain
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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-hyphencypher-
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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solitude is enriching
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No hidden window here.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Just give up and go crazy.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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We see what you did there.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Welcome home
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My moral standing is lying down.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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This isn't all true.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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ISABELLAH
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Smoke fish.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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i dont really know anything.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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