Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Workers of the world, have fun!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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private property created crime
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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How necessary are you?
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Percepi et esse.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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This sentence is a lie.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Abstinence is perverted
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Your brain is itchy
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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wait,
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What are you really thinking about?
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Why are you so sure?
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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iPods are made of people!
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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i don't hate crime.
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hate love - love hate
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Save the banks lol
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love your enemy
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Conventions are lazy.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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I was young and I needed the money
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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