Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You've caught an even atom tan
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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I don't believe you.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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the ripple is not the water.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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At the end you see it clear
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Happiness is not efficient
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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hungry? eat me.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Knowing is hard.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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God bless the kufar
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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dare to be smart
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You are what you hate.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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TRAVELITE
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Of course you realize this means war.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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By the power of viagra
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Abstinence is perverted
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Have that mole checked out
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Because and effect.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Deity... he's come for me
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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