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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Love my label like myself
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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antifart
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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this post scares me
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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everything that's interesting is new
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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kill someone today
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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It is happening again.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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I am high, bye
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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#tigerblood
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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fathers often use too much force
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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change your mind
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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travelight
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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know it's naught!
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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escape from libtardia.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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