Semi Official Memebomb Archive

THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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snub backwards is buns
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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This is not here
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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raw backwards is war
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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theft is the liberty of property
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Simulate yourself
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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What Would Paris Do?
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Jesus loves war!
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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PANTFARTICA
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Maybe you're a product too
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
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explain that.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Tune out the signal.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Suffering is Optional...
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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look above the wind.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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This sentence is false.
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Should we start over?
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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