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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Explain your sense of self
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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There ain't no justice
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Newfags can't triforce
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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NO YOU!
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Scene and Herd.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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IGNore fnords
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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eris is my higher power
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That was a bad idea.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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fear your friends
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Your dick sucks!
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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I will never lie to you.
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The only enemy is good
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Read out loud.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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choice != control
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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jesus was a roman mole
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Very vinnie voorhees
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ask yourself this
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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STOP TALKING.
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POOPEEPIE
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That's just what I believe
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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