Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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The Universe is just a short poem
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Grate with purpose
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take nothing for granted
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Panic carefully
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Don't forget to die
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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somebody stop me. please.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Life is price less.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Reading is not understanding.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Ateoff shitler
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Feel great with purpose
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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How necessary are you?
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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I'm in this for the money.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Care for a penis snifter?
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To be free today means to participate.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Who is the shepherd?
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Theft is liberty
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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often you should act like you are sexless
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