Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Somebody hates you
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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randy savage died for your sins
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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god cares for you more.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Make it so!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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You are now trapped.
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Invent a problem
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Only Americans are real humans
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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worrying can help you prepare
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Jesus was a profit.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Think outside the book.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Kill your imagination.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Law = X/0
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Kill your Idle
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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categorizing fear is calming
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Fuck god
I love her
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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someone should do something about that
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Please cue at this point -->
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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We're behaving like insects
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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You are hearing voices
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I am living in denial.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Was it worth it?
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Keep up and be ahead
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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