Semi Official Memebomb Archive

WAKE UP.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Free Baser Evil!
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Without fuck ¡
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the important thing is to cum...
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You are now breathing manually.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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To be free today means to participate.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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private property created crime
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Run. You're watching you.
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August Victoria hospital
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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ICDUC2?
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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escape from libtardia.
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don't postpone joy
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IMOK
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Are you sure? Why not?
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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practice random acts
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Terrorism.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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nobody is in charge
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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"Please feel free."
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Head Your mind!
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Hellen back
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The future is history.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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