Semi Official Memebomb Archive

truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Never give an inch!
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ban censorship!
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Please go away.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Why not?
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Laws make criminals.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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this post scares me
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Pretend this is Reality
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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These words mean nothing.
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Kill your imagination.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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This is my steakhouse.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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low expectations are good protection
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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snub backwards is buns
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Utopia, why?
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Youthanize yourself
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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just believing something can make it happen
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Ateoff shitler
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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[Verification needed]
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I don't believe you.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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FUCK SPARTA!
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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