Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Cadres decide everything.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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My mess is a life
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maybe partying will help
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Stop imitating yourself.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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People are Human.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Prop Up The System!
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Go places.
Do things
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Nothing real requires faith.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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You are now trapped.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Home is where the disease is
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Adapt or die!
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seizure salad
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Imprint your reality here.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Albino african
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Love scares empty hearts
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Please go away.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Faith is not an excuse.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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DUCK !!
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