Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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what is future
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keep the lasagna flying
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Will what you do
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Poetry is in the street.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Don't panic.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Panic carefully
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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MURDERBIRD
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Please press any door to continue
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Good luck on your exam.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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asshole
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No one gets out alive.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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What Would Paris Do?
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life is short..
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Keep quiet about this.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Your cats are my target audience
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Go on, I won't tell.
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