Semi Official Memebomb Archive

anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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fututio, non verba.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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You are now breathing manually.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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I invented plagiarism.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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you are now entering!
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Politics is war by other means
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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unleash infinity
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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the revolution will not realised
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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You are not your ego
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hugo phurst
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Use only as directed.
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How are you reading this?
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Got your knows!
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Freedom is a party
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Percepi et esse.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Don't panic.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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PROLIFUCK
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apologies
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Each and single one
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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