Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Life is price less.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Popes needed
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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How come you so Dumb?
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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You are not an individual.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Let us prey
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you smell like your mistress.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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How am I not myself?
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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The cause is the effect.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Your ego is biohazard
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Find your passion for apathy
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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This sentence has never been written.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Hellen back
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Leap before you look
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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down with lies?
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