Semi Official Memebomb Archive

there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Can you hear me now?
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Kill your imagination.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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the whether is changing
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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And I thought I was original!
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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you sure its safe?
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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How often do you feel human?
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Open horse fucking
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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it's a headless blunder
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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PANTFARTICA
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Knowing is hard.
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humor is a release
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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People are Human.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Smoke fish.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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I am a verb and so can you!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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what time is it on mars?
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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poonerism
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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the medium is the mode
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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