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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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you smell like your mistress.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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By the power of viagra
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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poonerism
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This is a question?
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Run. You're watching you.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Your cats are my target audience
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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If you can this.... you can read
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Wit happens.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Such Oddacity.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Fait accompli...
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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しょがない。
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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cancer cures smoking.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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I shit you not.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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