Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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