Semi Official Memebomb Archive

there has never been day time in your dreams
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wait!
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Laibach and Bank of England
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Subversive is the new black.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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The beginning of the end is T
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Let us prey
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don't even talk about censorship!
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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the future is here now
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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DO NOT BELIEF
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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I could only masquerade
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Fight Me
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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PROLIFUCK
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Not all people are human.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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wait faster
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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hate humanity. love people
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Burning bush did 9/11
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