Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Shit Floats.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Deity... he's come for me
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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here...catch!
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Click here to win.
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please change beliefs
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What are you doing?!
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Albino african
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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You Can Use Fire
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If you can read this, I love you.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Appreciate Chaos
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Free will is compulsory.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Do not read this.
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To be happy is a new notion
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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pretend you have free will
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Laziness is a virtue.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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No one gets out alive.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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