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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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water is just boneless ice
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Authorised graffiti area
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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MAKE IT STOP
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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i will!
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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humanism is obsolete
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Convictions cause convicts.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Dick.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Violators will be fisted.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Nature loves to hide.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Jesus made a good profit
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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I will never lie to you.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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i need to avoid the void
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Not a Restroom
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