Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Love's as good as soma!
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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slack lives matter
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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In-con-CEIvable!
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Is there anybody in between there?
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i wish i had tried.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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The new money is info.
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Dick.
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Success: Just say NO.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Only the insane prosper
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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what time is it on mars?
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Both are fools but who knows?
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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god believes in you!
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Are you sure? Why not?
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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i need to avoid the void
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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it's a headless blunder
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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You made me do it
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There are no gold prisons
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Leadership means taxes
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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I've run out of things to say.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Be a badass
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Write this somewhere else.
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