Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
#5757 -372 = 3571 - 3943 - +
No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
#2136 -365 = 2877 - 3242 - +
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
#1972 -298 = 3716 - 4014 - +
Avast! More sentence-tubes!
#4179 -411 = 3171 - 3582 - +
RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
#2430 -390 = 3442 - 3832 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1890 = 6555 - 8445 - +
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
#1114 -258 = 3337 - 3595 - +
ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
#703 -441 = 3308 - 3749 - +
Needs keep ahead of percepts
#4919 -271 = 3972 - 4243 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -436 = 4284 - 4720 - +
I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
#1507 -270 = 4060 - 4330 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -443 = 4114 - 4557 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -314 = 3514 - 3828 - +
INFILTRATE YOURSELF
#6126 -335 = 3788 - 4123 - +
You know what I always say...
#3326 -354 = 3464 - 3818 - +
change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
#900 -342 = 3488 - 3830 - +
Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
#991 -526 = 3237 - 3763 - +
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
#2246 -328 = 3502 - 3830 - +
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
#1819 -333 = 2790 - 3123 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -2237 = 7638 - 9875 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -211 = 1202 - 1413 - +
taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
#2602 -280 = 4174 - 4454 - +
The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
#2650 -392 = 2856 - 3248 - +
Panic carefully
#5875 -354 = 3408 - 3762 - +
Abraham Lincoln shot first.
#4519 -368 = 2976 - 3344 - +
what? do you think?
#6155 -325 = 4195 - 4520 - +
Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
#4884 -265 = 3399 - 3664 - +
Blessed are the trouble makers
#5587 -291 = 3110 - 3401 - +
life = murder
#6369 -618 = 4133 - 4751 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -278 = 2657 - 2935 - +
Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
#2532 -308 = 3802 - 4110 - +
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
#2353 -290 = 3017 - 3307 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -89 = 1053 - 1142 - +
being who you are is it's own reward
#819 -362 = 2994 - 3356 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -168 = 4907 - 5075 - +
My mess is a life
#5516 -311 = 3185 - 3496 - +
Remember the . . . what was it again?
#2402 -247 = 3490 - 3737 - +
Precios mind don't allow to think
#5335 -318 = 3383 - 3701 - +
You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
#4870 -368 = 3244 - 3612 - +
Don't just do something--stand there!
#1080 -256 = 3858 - 4114 - +
Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
#2616 -259 = 3349 - 3608 - +
tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 -399 = 2979 - 3378 - +
[Drop meme bomb here]
#5814 -373 = 3167 - 3540 - +
Confusion is paradise
#939 -413 = 3271 - 3684 - +
This sentence is different the third time you read it.
#3849 -371 = 3133 - 3504 - +
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
#4038 -447 = 3473 - 3920 - +
He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
#1390 -428 = 3438 - 3866 - +
Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
#5174 -361 = 3262 - 3623 - +
Ever see 'THEM'?
#1171 -255 = 3124 - 3379 - +
Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
#5613 -392 = 3366 - 3758 - +
Zombie or not to be?
#4100 -386 = 3089 - 3475 - +
RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
#5338 -314 = 3369 - 3683 - +
You got away with it.
#3312 -233 = 3780 - 4013 - +
Why not?
#4483 -383 = 3213 - 3596 - +
Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
#3206 -380 = 3737 - 4117 - +
You too can be No. one!
#3356 -399 = 3119 - 3518 - +
i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
#5461 -545 = 2817 - 3362 - +
The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
#4325 -410 = 3563 - 3973 - +
You better know
#3282 -285 = 3842 - 4127 - +
Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
#2166 -319 = 3214 - 3533 - +
Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
#5026 -338 = 3183 - 3521 - +
My armor is contempt
#2085 -327 = 3606 - 3933 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -382 = 4456 - 4838 - +
This message is not for you.
#4545 -330 = 3743 - 4073 - +
Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
#1939 -316 = 4031 - 4347 - +
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
#4744 -344 = 3925 - 4269 - +
This is a question?
#4774 -337 = 3616 - 3953 - +
fuck you
#6393 -878 = 3666 - 4544 - +
Part of me lives in this Universe.
#4292 -319 = 3342 - 3661 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -286 = 4105 - 4391 - +
Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
#4126 -401 = 3786 - 4187 - +
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
#1190 -233 = 4013 - 4246 - +
Reality is a work in progress.
#3907 -322 = 3913 - 4235 - +
travelight
#6348 -747 = 4287 - 5034 - +
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
#5943 -426 = 3675 - 4101 - +
Dead girls don't say yes, either.
#981 -323 = 3783 - 4106 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -329 = 3548 - 3877 - +
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
#3097 -357 = 3004 - 3361 - +
You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
#3390 -296 = 3730 - 4026 - +
Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
#3877 -273 = 3967 - 4240 - +
a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
#5677 -429 = 2784 - 3213 - +
Politics is war by other means
#5996 -346 = 3747 - 4093 - +
Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
#5679 -321 = 3990 - 4311 - +
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
#5216 -365 = 3811 - 4176 - +
Sense is made, not born.
#4213 -371 = 3843 - 4214 - +
Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
#2375 -372 = 3271 - 3643 - +
the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
#5000 -327 = 3266 - 3593 - +
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
#1563 -352 = 3261 - 3613 - +
Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
#2385 -346 = 3520 - 3866 - +
Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
#4059 -459 = 3079 - 3538 - +
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
#2302 -251 = 3170 - 3421 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -2505 = 6655 - 9160 - +
The solution is part of the problem.
#3494 -400 = 3516 - 3916 - +
Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
#3023 -356 = 2869 - 3225 - +
I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
#5841 -331 = 3360 - 3691 - +
The penis is mightier than the sword.
#2745 -422 = 3701 - 4123 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -2003 = 6636 - 8639 - +
Okay, something here's really fucked up.
#2212 -305 = 3097 - 3402 - +
I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
#4792 -390 = 3101 - 3491 - +
there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
#4844 -338 = 3904 - 4242 - +

5247 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project