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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Home is where the disease is
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Infect Yourself.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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prosecutors will be violated.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Kill your imagination.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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TRAVELITE
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Violators will be fisted.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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minimeme
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There is no help.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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what did you lap up today?
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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We are all popes of our own madness
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Perception is not reality
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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yeah, i know.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Don't knock opportunity
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Each and single one
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Suffering is Optional...
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Life is a hard life.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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hugo phurst
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DIY
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Adapt or die!
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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