Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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politics is used for personal gain
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Fumble the bumble
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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rattlesnakes are epic
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Secrecy kills.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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What you change, changes you.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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What if you're the one?
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Government Complaints Box
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there's nothing except what you sense
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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All myths are modern
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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They Live. We sleep
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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don't go with the flow
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Habeas Corpus
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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can-I-help-you's
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Every one can read your mind.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Percepi et esse.
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What is the first question?
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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listen when your body talks
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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jesus was a roman mole
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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August Victoria hospital
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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