Semi Official Memebomb Archive

we take the naps we think we deserve.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Because and effect.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Do not read this message.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Don't knock opportunity
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Futility is futile.
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Are you still awake?
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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go within the flow
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Look at the finger!!
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Fait accompli...
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Keep up and be ahead
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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The only enemy is good
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Normal
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Please go away.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Objectivity is subjective
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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ux = bb is watching you
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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obamasyomama
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minimalism is about the details
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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labels are not all inclusive
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ISABELLAH
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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GET OVER IT
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Appreciate Chaos
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Darwin Hates You.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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mttv
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Please cue at this point -->
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I could only masquerade
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Orwell was right.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Evolution IS Genocide
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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A king's castle is his home.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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