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psychicdelic
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Use no hooks.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Great! Doesn't it
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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This town needs an enema.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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[Citation Needed]
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The beginning of the end is T
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Use only as directed.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Pretend this is Reality
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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I want your money back.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Because it's there.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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No one gets out alive.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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it's a headless blunder
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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you sure its safe?
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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zombies like you
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Fait accompli...
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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