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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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get thee behind me greyface
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These could go together, or be separate.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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ICDUC2?
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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IN MY PANTS!
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Your brain is itchy
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You are what you hate.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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BROFIST
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Oops bi did it again
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TRAVELITE
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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minimeme
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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There is no more revolution;
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you owe the world not the other way around
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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d's nutz
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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That's what she said.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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No one noticed.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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I'm on thought rations
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Home is where the disease is
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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My mess is a life
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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fat people think they are fat.
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ask yourself this
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