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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Failure takes practice
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If you can read this, I love you.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Resistance is fertile
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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water is just boneless ice
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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KNOW NOW
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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How did you get here?
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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re-evolution!
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Please go back 3 squares
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Men always generalise
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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scratch'n'sniff
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Step on a crack
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August Victoria hospital
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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ICDUC2?
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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fututio, non verba.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Pretend to be real.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Reality is a work in progress.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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You too can be No. one!
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Objectivity is subjective
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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keep your eyes open
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Save us from salvation
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Security through Obesity
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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randy savage died for your sins
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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We are the marginalized prophets
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not valid without receipt
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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