Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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No purpose necessary
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Less is a possibilty
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Please press any door to continue
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you're doing it.
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They think you're weird.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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What just happened?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Kwote Zero
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Are you sure? Why not?
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Infect Yourself.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Who told you to believe that?
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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minimalism is about the big picture
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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its not. but maybe
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Chaste makes waste.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Stop history
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you are now breathing automatically
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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love your enemy
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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this conversation is over
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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the posthumous will judge.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Ban Censorship!
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You are now breathing manually.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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I'm better than you.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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snub backwards is buns
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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adjust your tie.
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What if you're the one?
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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You are hearing voices
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Read out loud.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Perception is not reality
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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get into the way!
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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