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Strike any user to continue.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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The best things in life are imaginary
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If its to be, its up to me
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This is not simply entertainment.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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you read my fucking mind
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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recluses always get weak
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Theft is liberty
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re-evolution!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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noise can be hostile
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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