Semi Official Memebomb Archive

think for yourself, Schmuck!
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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minimeme
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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fat people think they are fat.
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I don't exist.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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love your enemy
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Explain your sense of self
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I am GOD here!
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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History is a religion
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Eating the menu?
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Click here to win.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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In case of fire, burn.
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someone should do something about that
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And thus, sense was made.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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wacked lives shatter
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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you can live on through your descendants
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Stop history
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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offer very little information about yourself
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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You are the voice in your head.
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