Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Roll again.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Stop history
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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PANTFARTICA
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description is more important than metaphor
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Smile for the camera!
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He's dead. Get over it.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Read this like you would a good book.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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to whom it may concern,
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Critique Thyself
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Failure takes practice
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Elite Populist
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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How often do you feel human?
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Believing is seeing.
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big brother is not watching me
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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expressing anger is necessary
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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You know better
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Check Mate!
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