Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I know your secret.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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wishing things away is not effective
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Metallica Still Sucks
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Democracy is Watching you..
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Caution: dry paint.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Ye of many faiths
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Because it's there.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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anarchonistic
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Do not read this message.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Now is all you have.
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Go places.
Do things
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Love's as good as soma!
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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scratch'n'sniff
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Roots are for vegetables
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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fun is my function
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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levity sucks.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Disorder is order.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Make up your words.
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KNOW NOW
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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This sentence is a lie.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Keep up and be ahead
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MEMESTORM
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I was young and I needed the money
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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the important thing is to cum...
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