Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Break a pattern today.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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what? do you think?
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Normal
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A language is a dialect with an army
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Keep up and be ahead
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Paradox isn't.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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No gods, no masterpieces
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Jesus is 6.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Try to remember
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Nature loves to hide.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Cums
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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christafarian
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i need to avoid the void
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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it's a headless blunder
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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The early worm gets the bird.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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