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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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you're doing it.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Not all people are human.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Great! Doesn't it
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Buddha made me do it.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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This is not a pipe.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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re-evolution!
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words tend to be inadequate
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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PANTFARTICA
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Hellen back
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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the medium is the mode
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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