Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Today is the day.
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Use no hooks.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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How's that working out for you?
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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The following statement is not true:
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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History is written by the winners
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Refuse to be remastered
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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No hidden window here.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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the important thing is to cum...
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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You can't buy fun like this
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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psychicdelic
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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So, read any good books lately?
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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even your family can betray you
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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jesus, that's a good one!
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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change is an inside job
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Some farts go poop.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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This is inappropriate
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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We'll make you happy
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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what would you break without rules?
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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