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Is that normal or is that just you?
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MINDCRAFT
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Violence never settles anything.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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timidity is laughable
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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That was a bad idea.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Imagine the unimaginable
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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check your assumptions
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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We should all quit whinging.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Avert thy gaze!
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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NANODICK
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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If your not confused your wrong
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Why not?
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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physical culture is second best
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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This is not here
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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nothing is something
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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What is the first question?
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i just changed the world
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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