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The chao goes mu.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Protection when you least expect it
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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i dont really know anything.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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MAKE IT STOP
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someone should do something about that
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a name means a lot just by itself
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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The revolution will be the same
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Why don't you mind?!
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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No direction is the right direction
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Don't knock opportunity
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Specialization is for insects
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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JUST THINKING
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Peace is a graveyard.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Be as if.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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fututio, non verba.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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I want this statement to be false.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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You are not an individual.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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you're doing it.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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