Semi Official Memebomb Archive

expect a spanish inquisition.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Knock yourself out.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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is this a stupid question?
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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automation is deadly
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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what's stopping you?
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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I'm done counting statistics.
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The beginning of the end is T
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Confront the system.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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recluses always get weak
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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You too can be No. one!
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just say know
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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fuck bitches, get money.
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SILENCE
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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This is a pipe.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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hail deep thought
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Be all that you can be
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Eating the menu?
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You now have Asian Flu.
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it's a headless blunder
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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adjust your tie.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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You grok?
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Do you want a cookie?
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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morals are for little people
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Let's be cruel!
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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hungry? eat me.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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fuck it we ball
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Terrorism.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Killing is murder
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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delusions comfy enough?
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