Semi Official Memebomb Archive

no absolutes!
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Who are you? Why?
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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I'm already against the next war.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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i will!
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Personally, I blame society
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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exciting controversy
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love to see it happen
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Never mind that.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Now is all you have.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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I will never lie to you.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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get thee behind me greyface
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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description is more important than metaphor
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Take no shit, take a crap
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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You made me do it
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Get 0%, win
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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