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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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It's good to be the King.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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fear of a blank page.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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i is imaginary.
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i can't do that yet.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Welcome home
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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SILENCE
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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keep the lasagna flying
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Support your local ceiling.
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Violators will be fisted.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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the revolution will not realised
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Be a badass
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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just believing something can make it happen
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do you think we are forever?
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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