Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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being broke is childish
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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It's never too late to start.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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MEMESTORM
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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hope is self-replicating
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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You grok?
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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You know better
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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