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Burning bush did 9/11
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Reality is a work in progress.
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this is one sentence.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Authorised graffiti area
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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adjust your tie.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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the void does not exist
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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You Can Use Fire
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bleed for the international power
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Gamergate was here
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all roads lead to qumran
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Operatives are standing by.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Please look away immediately.
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You don't need this ----->
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This sign is not for you.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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God is an excuse.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Who watches the watchers?
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Zombie or not to be?
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Believing is seeing.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Men always generalise
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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decadence can be an end in itself
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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