Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you can live on through your descendants
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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You are the voice in your head.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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TREY CRAY
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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SAUL MUSIC
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Why are you so sure?
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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big brother is not watching me
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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No one gets out alive.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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private property created crime
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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fallin' allin
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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i know that i don't know.
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anarchonistic
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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