Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Prop Up The System!
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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The Earth Will Shake.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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In here we're all anemic.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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maybe partying will help
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Perception is not reality
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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I know your secret.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Have a good day, or die.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Things you own end up owning you
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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snub backwards is buns
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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humor is a release
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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How do you get all those coins?
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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what i think i am
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Normal
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Smoke fish.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Specialization is for insects
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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You might regret it.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Today is the day.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Break a pattern today.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Confusion is paradise
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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i will!
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You are not your ego
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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