Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
#3309 -336 = 2988 - 3324 - +
hate love - love hate
#5045 -249 = 3773 - 4022 - +
For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
#1271 -307 = 2854 - 3161 - +
               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
#5582 -278 = 3391 - 3669 - +
ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
#757 -291 = 3836 - 4127 - +
Both are fools but who knows?
#5337 -228 = 4630 - 4858 - +
While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
#4401 -315 = 4105 - 4420 - +
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -319 = 4285 - 4604 - +
it's important to stay clean on all levels
#1852 -383 = 3270 - 3653 - +
Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
#2616 -259 = 3346 - 3605 - +
It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
#5954 -282 = 3842 - 4124 - +
Rebels died for your right to obey.
#2389 -497 = 2678 - 3175 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -267 = 3839 - 4106 - +
the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
#2716 -331 = 2795 - 3126 - +
How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
#5242 -288 = 3842 - 4130 - +
YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
#3313 -243 = 3390 - 3633 - +
Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
#4126 -401 = 3784 - 4185 - +
your actions are pointless if no one notices
#3394 -350 = 3100 - 3450 - +
GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
#5547 -349 = 2841 - 3190 - +
Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
#4055 -329 = 3428 - 3757 - +
unleash infinity
#3025 -381 = 3002 - 3383 - +
IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
#5538 -506 = 3208 - 3714 - +
what did you lap up today?
#5084 -468 = 2769 - 3237 - +
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
#2510 -435 = 3154 - 3589 - +
Eyes only. Do not see.
#1214 -309 = 3363 - 3672 - +
I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
#5456 -312 = 3342 - 3654 - +
Feel great on purpose.
#1236 -381 = 2875 - 3256 - +
take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
#2595 -252 = 4224 - 4476 - +
YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
#6241 -409 = 4228 - 4637 - +
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
#6366 -630 = 4133 - 4763 - +
expressing anger is necessary
#1210 -402 = 3499 - 3901 - +
If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
#4504 -303 = 3340 - 3643 - +
Not all addicts do drugs.
#3835 -583 = 3237 - 3820 - +
Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
#3443 -309 = 3455 - 3764 - +
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
#2741 -294 = 3211 - 3505 - +
what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
#5944 -278 = 4451 - 4729 - +
Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
#1239 -444 = 2715 - 3159 - +
Refuse to be re-branded.
#3969 -376 = 2917 - 3293 - +
Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
#5184 -595 = 3203 - 3798 - +
exciting controversy
#3426 -350 = 4021 - 4371 - +
expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
#1208 -389 = 2690 - 3079 - +
The Universe is just a short poem
#5321 -364 = 4059 - 4423 - +
Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
#2333 -394 = 3168 - 3562 - +
black lies matter
#6401 -728 = 3430 - 4158 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -448 = 4280 - 4728 - +
without contradictions, i would not be free.
#4530 -422 = 3049 - 3471 - +
Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
#710 -300 = 4389 - 4689 - +
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
#5197 -376 = 3512 - 3888 - +
If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
#4779 -285 = 3481 - 3766 - +
class action is a nice idea with no substance
#917 -380 = 3720 - 4100 - +
Warning: mind The Gap.
#3659 -341 = 3530 - 3871 - +
His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
#5405 -323 = 3470 - 3793 - +
FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
#1221 -220 = 3376 - 3596 - +
I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
#5326 -309 = 3986 - 4295 - +
Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
#2252 -355 = 3158 - 3513 - +
YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
#6286 -294 = 4397 - 4691 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -331 = 3640 - 3971 - +
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
#4836 -360 = 3327 - 3687 - +
Nothing is 100% true
#4287 -323 = 4012 - 4335 - +
TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
#6352 -422 = 4509 - 4931 - +
in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
#5678 -448 = 2985 - 3433 - +
my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
#4463 -289 = 3920 - 4209 - +
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
#5782 -329 = 3076 - 3405 - +
Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
#4337 -371 = 2809 - 3180 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 -421 = 5957 - 6378 - +
I could only masquerade
#4709 -343 = 3561 - 3904 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 -351 = 3651 - 4002 - +
California dreaming blame Hofmann
#5438 -359 = 3710 - 4069 - +
If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
#5450 -286 = 3853 - 4139 - +
People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
#3982 -318 = 4260 - 4578 - +
Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 -356 = 2723 - 3079 - +
Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
#6465 -403 = 2774 - 3177 - +
"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
#3738 -213 = 3568 - 3781 - +
As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
#768 -216 = 3887 - 4103 - +
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
#1206 -368 = 3089 - 3457 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2188 = 6509 - 8697 - +
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
#873 -233 = 4200 - 4433 - +
Support your local ceiling.
#2584 -317 = 4041 - 4358 - +
with perseverance you can discover any truth
#3229 -312 = 3208 - 3520 - +
Universal quantifications are always wrong.
#4901 -352 = 3485 - 3837 - +
My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
#6481 -409 = 2834 - 3243 - +
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
#6177 -254 = 4345 - 4599 - +
Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
#5066 -398 = 3551 - 3949 - +
Use no hooks.
#3031 -388 = 3617 - 4005 - +
Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
#2065 -407 = 3275 - 3682 - +
You are not a unique and wonderful being.
#3264 -356 = 3162 - 3518 - +
what time is it on mars?
#5992 -357 = 3201 - 3558 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -318 = 3207 - 3525 - +
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
#903 -281 = 3406 - 3687 - +
Truth is plural and contingent
#4410 -291 = 3191 - 3482 - +
discordia lumine maior
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
#4383 -320 = 3366 - 3686 - +
Infect Yourself.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
#2915 -349 = 3465 - 3814 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -397 = 5705 - 6102 - +
Legalize poverty
#5559 -285 = 2833 - 3118 - +
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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