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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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wait,
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Let us prey
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Secrecy kills.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Head Your mind!
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Cums
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i dont really know anything.
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Never trust what you read.
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Please use other door.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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never fear goddess is here
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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But we'll never survive!
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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The following statement is not true:
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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TRAVELITE
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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randy savage died for your sins
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ice 4 eyes
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Stop history
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Somebody hates you
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there is chaos in order
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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no absolutes!
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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In the long run we are all dead.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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This side up.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Please don't care about this sign.
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#tigerblood
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Do not read this message.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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apologies
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Hokum all ye faithful
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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