Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm already against the next war.
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I like.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Republican patriot fakers
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PANTS?
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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love your enemy
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Kill your imagination.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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PROLIFUCK
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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You are not an individual.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Security Through Obscurity
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Why don't you mind?!
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Have that mole checked out
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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That makes sense
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Try to remember
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you're doing it.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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But I'm already repressed!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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ISABELLAH
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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STOP TALKING.
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No forbidding allowed.
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