Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fight apathy or don't.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Each and single one
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Scene and Herd.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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I am my own god now
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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anarchonistic
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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There is no more revolution;
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Seriousness is death
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Don't quote this
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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#6546
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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don't postpone joy
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Who's life are you living?
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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the whether is changing
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Beware of false profits
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I hear music!
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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By the power of viagra
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Jesus was a profit.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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eris is my higher power
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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The hidden factor may be you.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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