Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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ALWAYS IS
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Laziness is a virtue.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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That's what she said.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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If you can this.... you can read
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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This message is false
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Explain your sense of self
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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The police are your friends.
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scratch'n'sniff
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Lego my Ego
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The Truth Hertz.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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This is not here
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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what was i just thinking about?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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keep the lasagna flying
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escape from libtardia.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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IGNore fnords
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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choose life
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recluses always get weak
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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big brother is not watching me
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Why not?
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Do you smell bacon?
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fuck bitches, get money.
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hungry? eat me.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Can I askew a question?
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Who told you to believe that?
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Taze a kitten!
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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