Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Not all congestion is equal.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Don't quote this
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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I could only masquerade
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Freedom Needs Work.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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You are a product.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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this post scares me
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Be all that you can be
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Temptoe through the toolies
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Collect to reject
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Who's life are you living?
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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In the long run we are all dead.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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categorizing fear is calming
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Why didn't you?
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Plan early, plan twice
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Disorder is order.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Keep quiet about this.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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