Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Love scares empty hearts
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Do not live, do not die.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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You are now breathing manually.
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SCORPION PIE
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slack lives matter
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Save the banks lol
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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categorizing fear is calming
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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True love is overrated
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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obamasyomama
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Was it worth it?
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Good luck on your exam.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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It's a trap!
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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This sentence is a lie.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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anarchonistic
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What poor gods we do make.
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Not a Restroom
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Free? Prove it!
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Is this really worth it?
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Stop Palpitation!
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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We should all quit whinging.
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