Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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The cause is the effect.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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fuck you
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Browsers for Genocide
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Authorised graffiti area
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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blumpkinfluffer
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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I'm already against the next war.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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All we have is words
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Albino african
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Reality is only a theory
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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the important thing is to cum...
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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even your family can betray you
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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This is inappropriate
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Free Baser Evil!
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Tick tick tick
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It might be worth it.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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'slanguage
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Everything happens for no reason
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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