Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Each and single one
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Don't panic.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Repetition is a form of change.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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what is future
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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i never always win.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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This town needs an enema.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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You don't need this ----->
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Critique Thyself
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Common sense is neither.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Congregation, please be seated
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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IMOK
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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morals are for little people
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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This is not a meme.
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Fuck god
I love her
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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This is not here
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Try Dying.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Are you sure? Why not?
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Perception is not reality
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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