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Violators will be fisted.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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i will!
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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DUCK !!
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Free will is compulsory.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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You now get to create a new rule.
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The cause is the effect.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Feel great with purpose
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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What just happened?
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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the medium is the mode
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If you can this.... you can read
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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No pain, no pain.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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I just love the way you hate
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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I will never lie to you.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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don't forget what you already know
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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decency is a relative thing
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Terrorism.
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All men are created unequal.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Confront the system.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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There is no Truth here.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Each and single one
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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you will not think and you will not care
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Now is all you have.
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My mess is a life
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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