Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Think about what you are thinking
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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History is a religion
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Quit the shit
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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The Game
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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randy savage died for your sins
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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the past is dead country
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Life is a hard life.
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Famous people are delicious.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Never give an inch!
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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"Please do not use other door."
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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you must disagree with authority figures
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We Universe Itself
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Head Your mind!
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Just give up and go crazy.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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you are now entering!
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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big brother is not watching me
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Property is theft.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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TRAVELITE
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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