Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Tick tick tick
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You too can be No. one!
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non serviam
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Suspend belief.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Your ego is biohazard
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Go directly to jail.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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fallin' allin
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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'slanguage
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Simulate yourself
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Have you seen my stapler?
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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private property created crime
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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We saw her duck.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Write this somewhere else.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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what's stopping you?
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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i can't do that yet.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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i believe that children are the futile
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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what was i just thinking about?
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i wish i had tried.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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But I'm already repressed!
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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That was a bad idea.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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noise can be hostile
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Confront the system.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Head Your mind!
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Language is speaking you.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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