Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Men always generalise
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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everything counts in large amounts
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Gamergate was here
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Which way to America?
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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â–²
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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'slanguage
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Truth is plural and contingent
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supplementing my permanent record
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Preserve disorder
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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You got away with it.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Killing is murder
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Metallica Still Sucks
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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There are no gold prisons
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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It's later than you think.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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We see what you did there.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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nothing is something
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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politics is used for personal gain
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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don't go with the flow
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BROFIST
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The future is history.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Was it worth it?
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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