Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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It's always today.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Five is a demon.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Never trust what you read.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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obamasyomama
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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supplementing my permanent record
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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I'll be back.
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its funny cause its true
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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My mess is a life
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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automation is deadly
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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How did you get here?
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Imprint your reality here.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Don't worry, be metal
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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I love my tribe.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Love scares empty hearts
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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wipe off that lipstick.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Your cats are my target audience
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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This is an advertisement
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Just do it.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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