Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Wit happens.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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please change beliefs
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Mission accomplished.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Taze a kitten!
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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raw backwards is war
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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i believe that children are the futile
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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listen when your body talks
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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black lies matter
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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you must have one grand passion
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Think outside the book.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Check Mate!
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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We Universe Itself
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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offer very little information about yourself
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Your dick sucks!
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Feel great on purpose.
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