Semi Official Memebomb Archive

help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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antifart
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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god believes in you!
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Taze a kitten!
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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fututio, non verba.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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God is an excuse.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Pain = stupidity
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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You are literate
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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fathers often use too much force
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Stop being used.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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That was a bad idea.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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MEMESTORM
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Knock yourself out.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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How did you get here?
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Guns Protect Killers.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Your dick sucks!
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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snub backwards is buns
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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