Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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some hacks hoax
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I'm better than you.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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It can't rain all the time
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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This is inappropriate
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free water! Take one!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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step one: build a better idiot
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Resistance is fertile
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Should we start over?
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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People are Human.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Open horse fucking
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Evolution IS Genocide
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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What are you really thinking about?
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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play freebird!
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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You are the opposition!
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My armor is contempt
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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DO NOT BELIEF
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I think you came to late.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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