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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Science is a cult
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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We Universe Itself
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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The hidden factor may be you.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Make weirdness normal.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Are you a character or a being?
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Who are you? Why?
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Plan early, plan twice
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This is a Meme.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
#2100 -281 = 3427 - 3708 - +
it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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morals are for little people
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Youthanize yourself
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Hellen back
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Your memebomb
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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war is a purification rite
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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change your mind
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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