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Common sense is neither.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Duck
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There is nothing hidden here.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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No, you're not a rebel.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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care to expand?
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You know what I always say...
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Vegetables are murder.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Tick tick tick
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Apocalypse!
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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I will never lie to you.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Elite Populist
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Don't knock opportunity
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Impeach the constitution
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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belief is priceless
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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go within the flow
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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the voice of god is just a construct
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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I know your secret.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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FUCK SPARTA!
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