Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.

can-I-help-you's

go within the flow

beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!

Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.

The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Save us from salvation

revolution begins with changes in the individual

Convulsion, subversion, defection

Don't quote this

INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood

ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1

You're so ironic it's expected.

Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.

Peace is a graveyard.

I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.

hate speech?

If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.

randy savage died for your sins

What would Emperor Norton do?

gutenteit heimenpopper

As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.

it is a gift to the world not to have babies

here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.

Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

every achievement requires a sacrifice

i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.

Property doth make cowards of us all

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey

History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage

The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.

If you do it, want it.

It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.

there are too few immutable truths today

anything that claims to be a god is not

every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal

in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?

Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds

artificial desires are despoiling the earth

There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.

"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.

Civil war is an oxymoron.

A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"

pretend you have free will

FNORD YOUR SYSTEM

this is certainly sort of strange

You're already in its belly.

i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.