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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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19februholidamned
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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This is a pipe.
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Collect to reject
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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raw backwards is war
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Cadres decide everything.
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love your enemy
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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There are no gold prisons
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Zombie or not to be?
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Don't think
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Browsers for Genocide
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Do what you want to say
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Education is a form of murder
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Question...everything?
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starvation is nature's way
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Violence never settles anything.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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You did it.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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zombies like you
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Who told you to believe that?
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If its to be its up to me
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Free
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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