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BUREAUCRAZY
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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PANTFARTICA
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Today is the day.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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all that litters is old
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Always be extremely moderate.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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to whom it may concern,
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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For a good time call Eris
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Fools seldom differ
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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keep the lasagna flying
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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How am I not myself?
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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This isn't all true.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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You might not count in the New World Order
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God made me an atheist.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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fly's undone.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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