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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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MURDERBIRD
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Slippery when slick
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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You made me do it
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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stasis is a dream state
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Without fuck ¡
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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You Can Use Fire
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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ux = bb is watching you
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revolution means going around in circles.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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I want your money back.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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nobody is in charge
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Of course you realize this means war.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Mission accomplished.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Knowing is hard.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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what would you break without rules?
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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the important thing is to cum...
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Never mind that.
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