Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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I have found a truth.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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i wish i had tried.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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maybe partying will help
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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-hyphencypher-
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Can you hear me now?
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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sin is a means of social control
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Victimize Circumstance!
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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don't place to much trust in experts
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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A language is a dialect with an army
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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golfers are the illuminati
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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moderation kills the spirit
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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don't go with the flow
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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chance the yeti
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Robots bleed red
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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If your not confused your wrong
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To be happy is a new notion
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Fumble the bumble
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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suk up and pop
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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You are not your self-image.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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