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The hidden factor may be you.
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POOPEEPIE
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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This is the age of isis
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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You are not your self-image.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Kill Your Idols.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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beat violence!
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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You are now trapped.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Orwell was an optimist
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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KNOW NOW
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Bow down before the one you serve
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Not a Restroom
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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pretend you have free will
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all information is misinformation
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Operatives are standing by.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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i don't hate crime.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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ignorance is knowledge
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Read this like you would a good book.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Your cats are my target audience
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i believe that children are the futile
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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