Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Two-faced book
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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WARNING: And how!
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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remember to react
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The Truth Is No.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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re-evolution!
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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â–²
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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They Live. We sleep
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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You might regret it.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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discordia lumine maior
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Let us prey
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Kill your Idle
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Will what you do
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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You are not your ego
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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I am no longer infected
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It's not my struggle
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Your memebomb
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I GET IT!
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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can this really be happening to me
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Go places.
Do things
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Try to remember
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Defective for our future.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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