Semi Official Memebomb Archive

bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Such Oddacity.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Space is a practiced place.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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you smell like your mistress.
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You are now thinking manually.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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You're No. One
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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fear of a blank page.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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the city is upstairs
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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I know your secret.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Be as if.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Make up your words.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Do you think that went well?
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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bad intentions can yield good results
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Less is a possibilty
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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