Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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get off your knees!!!!!
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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planning for the future is escapism
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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xenophobes also fear you.
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physical culture is second best
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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It might be worth it.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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This town needs an enema.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Don't fart then inhale it
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Fumble the bumble
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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This message is false
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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"Please do not use other door."
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Can you hear me now?
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Love scares empty hearts
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Question...everything?
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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please change beliefs
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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What if you're the one?
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People are Human.
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everyone's work is equally important
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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They Live. We sleep
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Just do it.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Knowing is hard.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Because and effect.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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