Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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ISABELLAH
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Kilmalosa323
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Make it so!
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Your smile or your life
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Less is a possibilty
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Violence never settles anything.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Everything happens for no reason
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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it's a headless blunder
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Confront the system.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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the important thing is to cum...
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FOREVER ALONE
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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what time is it on mars?
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Please use other door.
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YOU will live forever!
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Dare to be stupid.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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To be happy is a new notion
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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These monsters are people
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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I'll be back.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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getting even is odd.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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The chao goes mu.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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asshole
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Is this really worth it?
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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