Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Don't forget to die
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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sex differences are here to stay
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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solitude is enriching
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re-evolution!
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Jesus is 6.
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slack lives matter
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Reality is only a theory
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Existence is futile
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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FUCK SPARTA!
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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fuck you
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Each and single one
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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security makes me nervous
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Republican patriot fakers
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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the revolution will not realised
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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fuck it we ball
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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just say know
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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You are literate
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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