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Everything is Pornographic.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Pretend this is Reality
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chance the yeti
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Secrecy kills.
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Law = X/0
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Abstinence is perverted
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Make like nature: select all.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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True love is overrated
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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How am I not myself?
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Malpractice makes perfect
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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here...catch!
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Stop history
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stasis is a dream state
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Caution: dry floor.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Maybe you're a product too
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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eeeee, be mite
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you read my fucking mind
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Grayface is a Pope too
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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seizure salad
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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golfers are the illuminati
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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routine is a link with the past
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Noone knows our destination.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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This is a Meme.
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Defective for our future.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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ice 4 eyes
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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self-awareness can be crippling
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Run. You're watching you.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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