Semi Official Memebomb Archive

a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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what's stopping you?
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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fear is information
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Hail Stones!
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alzheimer macht frei
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All generalisations are false
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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adjust your tie.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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There is where you say something stupid.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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The future is history.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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I love you too.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
#1989 -292 = 3328 - 3620 - +
Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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problem solver or problem maker
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I GET IT!
#3572 -366 = 2925 - 3291 - +
today is under construction
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you're it, no backsies
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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What Would Paris Do?
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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war is a purification rite
#3053 -313 = 2603 - 2916 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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the important thing is to cum...
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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The End is Rear!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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homestuck
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
#1430 -323 = 3111 - 3434 - +
19februholidamned
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Imagine the unimaginable
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
#5976 -397 = 3021 - 3418 - +
Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
#2014 -426 = 2759 - 3185 - +
he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Keep quiet about this.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Slippery when slick
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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I like.
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What is it with you and money?
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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