Semi Official Memebomb Archive

rattlesnakes are epic
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Duck
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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BROFIST
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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I am GOD here!
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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laws make legislatures
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Invent a problem
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Has to happen to somebody.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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you are now manually dying
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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If you want it, do it.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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i need to avoid the void
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Dick.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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There is no Truth here.
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Try to remember
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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challenge your habits
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Pain = stupidity
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God bless the kufar
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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life is short..
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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This sentence is a lie.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Only Americans are real humans
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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I'm not dead yet!
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Everybody knows.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Seize the means of collapse.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Some farts go poop.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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