For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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