Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truth is plural and contingent
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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You've caught an even atom tan
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I'm already against the next war.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Think while it's still illegal
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is this a stupid question?
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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MINDCRAFT
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God bless the kufar
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Legalize poverty
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Check Mate!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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You are a product.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Please go away.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Oh, no, not again.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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you left the iron on.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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History is a religion
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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I'm done counting statistics.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Be eaten by babies
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I think you came to late.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Resistance is fertile
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Think outside which box?
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Confront the system.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Scene and Herd.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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