Semi Official Memebomb Archive

WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Reality is only a theory
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Here's what I know,
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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I just love the way you hate
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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If not now, then when?
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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The truth never set anyone free
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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I love you.
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You might regret it.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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you are now breathing automatically
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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lmao wtf did u expect
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Fuck semantics!
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Are you living in the real world?
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Yes men get all the babes!
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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I'm in this for the money.
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Eating the menu?
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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A free world needs no leaders
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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i think therefore i think i am
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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the future is here now
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Not all people are human.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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