Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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You are now breathing manually.
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#tigerblood
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Knowing is hard.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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you left the iron on.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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You woke up for this?
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Tune out the signal.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Normal
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Killing is murder
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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I shit you not.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Who watches the watchers?
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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This statement is a lie.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Personally, I blame society
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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[Verification needed]
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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You did it.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Do what you want to say
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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its not. but maybe
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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No gods, no masterpieces
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These monsters are people
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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stupider people have done it
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Try to remember
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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