Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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operating under the illusion
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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the revolution will not realised
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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You were alone before they left you
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Free
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Pwn free and clear.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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The chao goes mu.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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mostly you should mind your own business
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I'm on thought rations
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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supplementing my permanent record
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This is 'not cricket'.
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"Please feel free."
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The future is history.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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land of the fee
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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You woke up for this?
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Abstinence is perverted
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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wacked lives shatter
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Theft is liberty
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Five is a demon.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Perception is not reality
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Question...everything?
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Should we start over?
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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scratch'n'sniff
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