Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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World's Best Dad
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Keep quiet about this.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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History is written by the winners
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cancer cures smoking.
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we need some new cliches
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Who is the shepherd?
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exciting controversy
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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You don't exist.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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DNA controls you!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Call in Sick
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Language is speaking you.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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I like this one. It's dense.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Lady Inspired
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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planning for the future is escapism
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Free? Prove it!
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Have a good day, or die.
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This is inappropriate
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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