Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Elite Populist
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humor is a release
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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using force to stop force is absurd
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seizure salad
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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This sign is not for you.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Seriousness is death
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Can you hear me now?
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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I just love the way you hate
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POOPEEPIE
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Success: Just say NO.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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What is the first question?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Republican patriot fakers
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Who watches the watchers?
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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The police are your friends.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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ISABELLAH
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Beware of false profits
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TRAVELITE
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Do what you want to say
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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brobama
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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TREY CRAY
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Please use other door.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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