Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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you LIVE in that head?
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Control is not control
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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the revolution will not realised
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christafarian
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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i know that i don't know.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Some farts go poof.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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all norms are social.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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There is no Truth here.
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Knock yourself out.
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Futility is futile.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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prosecutors will be violated.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Support Our Fruits.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Your mother was lying
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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routine is a link with the past
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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asshole
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Are you interesting?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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