Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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"Hauch"
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Pwn free and clear.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Only the insane prosper
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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At the end you see it clear
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it's a headless blunder
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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â–²
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Let us prey
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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How am I not who I Am?
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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never fear goddess is here
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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WARNING: And how!
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No one is stopping you
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Hail Damage Repair!
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Not all people are human.
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i don't hate crime.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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"Please feel free."
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zombies like you
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Terrorism.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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ignorance is knowledge
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Should we start over?
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Have a good day, or die.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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escape from libtardia.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Do not believe language.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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seize the means of imagination
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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