It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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