Semi Official Memebomb Archive

it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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People are revolting
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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don't forget what you already know
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labels are not all inclusive
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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beat violence!
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All employees are forbidden.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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I think you came to late.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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god believes in you!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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To be happy is a new notion
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Each and single one
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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the city is upstairs
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Mohammed made a good profit
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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I will never lie to you.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Collapse the state of mind
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private property created crime
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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There is no more revolution;
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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You got away with it.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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#6546
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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obamasyomama
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Tick tick tick
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[insert witty meme here]
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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blumpkinfluffer
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Elite Populist
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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But I'm already repressed!
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