Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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