the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Yes fuck your mind.
At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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