Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Believe nothing, dare all.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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How do you get all those coins?
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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fun or doom
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Your dick sucks!
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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jesus hippie
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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i believe that children are the futile
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Why don't you mind?!
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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[citation needed]
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Kilmalosa323
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true freedom is frightful
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Be eaten by babies
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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d's nutz
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Hail Stones!
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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feel better now
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The door is the key.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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You are Powerful!
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Why didn't you?
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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all information is misinformation
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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There is no more revolution;
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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My body is clay for me to mold
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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