Semi Official Memebomb Archive

warning: the sky really is falling
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Please look away immediately.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Buddha made me do it.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Do Not Remove
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Private parking in Area only !
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The Beginning is Nigh
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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A free world needs no leaders
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Please cue at this point -->
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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God bless the kufar
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Hallucination is no private matter
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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World's Best Dad
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Your mother was lying
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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BeLIEve
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Are you interesting?
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psychicdelic
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To be happy is a new notion
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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getting even is odd.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Why are you too good to die?
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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land of the fee
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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i browse eye brows.
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I saw what you did just now
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Bored people are boring people.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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