Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you're it, no backsies
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Lego my Ego
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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pretend you have free will
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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I am the voice in your head.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Language is speaking you.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Kook cain
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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All we have is words
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what would you break without rules?
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Clara mascara
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Every one can read your mind.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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BELIEVING KILLS
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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This is not a pipe.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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TREY CRAY
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Don't quote this
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Resistance is fertile
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Free? Prove it!
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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There is no conspiracy.
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God is an excuse.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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How necessary are you?
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People are Human.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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