Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Evolution IS Genocide
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Vanilla extract
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Step on a crack
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I am no longer infected
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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offer very little information about yourself
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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mostly you should mind your own business
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19februholidamned
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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conspiracy is all about you.
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You are a fire hazard
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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step one: build a better idiot
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Specialization is for insects
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Don't forget to die
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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This is where i get off.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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You are what you hate.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Perception is not reality
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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