Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No pain, no pain.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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me me na me meme name
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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This is a Meme.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Property is theft.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Try Dying.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Free Baser Evil!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Panic carefully
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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What are you really thinking about?
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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no absolutes!
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Do what you want to say
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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SCORPION PIE
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Think inside the box
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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maybe partying will help
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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STOP TALKING.
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Somebody hates you
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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IGNore fnords
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your breath smells a funny colour
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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