Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I... have become... comfortably numb
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If your not confused your wrong
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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apologies
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Someone knows better than you
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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water is just boneless ice
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Two-faced book
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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â–²
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Be excellent to each other
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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christinsanity
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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MAKE IT STOP
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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You are only happy by accident.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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you left the iron on.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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this conversation isnt over
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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What are you really thinking about?
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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This message is not for you.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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There is no help.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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