Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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fuck you
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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The Truth Hertz.
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maybe partying will help
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Don't forget to die
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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smash -HERE- to find out
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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I bet you stepped in it.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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SAUL MUSIC
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black lies matter
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alzheimer macht frei
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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ICDUC2?
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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decency is a relative thing
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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I know you, and I know your game...
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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step one: build a better idiot
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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i browse eye brows.
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Common sense is neither.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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antifart
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Someone knows better than you
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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here...catch!
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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History is written by the winners
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How am I not who I Am?
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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