Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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The following statement is not true:
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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suk up and pop
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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My father was a good woman.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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The Sanity is IN.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Be young - shut up!
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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ban censorship!
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Elite Populist
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Think inside the box
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Disorder is order.
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Five is a demon.
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Simulate yourself
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For a good time call Eris
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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The revolution will be the same
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Has to happen to somebody.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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They know you're reading this.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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what would you break without rules?
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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hugo phurst
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Read less, live more.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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NO YOU!
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giant skeleton factory
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bleed for the international power
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