Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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poonerism
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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The Truth Hertz.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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You're a great actor!
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Down is the new up!
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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#6546
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Not all congestion is equal.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Be young - shut up!
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Smoke fish.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Free
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Your ego is biohazard
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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obamasyomama
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I think you came to late.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Now is forever
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How's that working out for you?
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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angst is lame
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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