Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Man's character is his fate.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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The future is history.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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holding back protects your vital energies
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ask yourself this
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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MURDERBIRD
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fly's undone.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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dare to be smart
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Politics is war by other means
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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words tend to be inadequate
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Do what you want to say
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Dare to be stupid.
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timidity is laughable
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Invent a problem
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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YOU will live forever!
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Is this really worth it?
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Lady Inspired
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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No costume is no costume
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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The following statement is not true:
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Initiation is never over.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Percepi et esse.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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i just changed the world
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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There is where you say something stupid.
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