Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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zombies like you
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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somebody stop me. please.
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The dead define culture
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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PROLIFUCK
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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can-I-help-you's
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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This is where i get off.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Art is dangerous
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Have a good day, or die.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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What poor gods we do make.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Five is a demon.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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suk up and pop
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Call in Sick
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Reality is only a theory
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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illness is a state of mind
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much was decided before you were born
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know it's naught!
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