Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Listen to the noise.
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What poor gods we do make.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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You should pay more attention.
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My armor is contempt
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fear of a blank page.
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i redundant already.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Art is dangerous
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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don't postpone joy
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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giant skeleton factory
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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the void does not exist
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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This is a Meme.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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We see what you did there.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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https://www.appdupe.com/oyo-rooms-clone
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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routine is a link with the past
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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fnord
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Gamergate was here
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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This sticker written on the internet.
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pretend you have free will
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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I hear music!
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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I want this statement to be false.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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The Truth Hertz.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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