Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The End Is Queer!(tm)
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never fear goddess is here
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Vegetables are murder.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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getting even is odd.
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You are now breathing manually.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Save the banks lol
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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You can't be too serious.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Do not live, do not die.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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go down and drown'd
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Elite Populist
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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This is now part of your day.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Levity Sucks!
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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You'll never get this time back.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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deceive regularly
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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This message isn't for you
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golfers are the illuminati
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Make it so!
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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The Machine is Us.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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get off your knees!!!!!
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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I am living in denial.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Everybody knows.
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Be all that you can be
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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