Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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What just happened?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Please clean up after your god.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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don't go with the flow
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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love to see it happen
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Feel great on purpose.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Pretend you're not pretending
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wait faster
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Of course you realize this means war.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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PANTS?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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raw backwards is war
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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the posthumous will judge.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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TV Sets the Channel
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Use only as directed.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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don't postpone joy
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DIY
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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You are a fire hazard
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"Please do not use other door."
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Without fuck ¡
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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out of nothing comes something
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to volunteer is reactionary
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Consider just thinking about it.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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