Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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The beginning of the end is T
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Terrorism.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Lego my Ego
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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You don't exist.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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You are Holy in the wrong
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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alzheimer macht frei
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Let's be cruel!
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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hate speech?
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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to whom it may concern,
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YOU will live forever!
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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DIY
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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I am living in denial.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Why not?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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you left the iron on.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Property is theft.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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mad, not angry.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Finishing is for quitters.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Down is the new up!
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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I don't have time for the truth.
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