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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Panic carefully
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Think outside which box?
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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consider the inconsiderate.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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hate humanity. love people
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listen to the silence
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Happiness is not efficient
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Only bad music has any meaning
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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What is the first question?
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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what i think i am
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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sin is a means of social control
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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fuck it we ball
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Killing is murder
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Are you living in the real world?
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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138 dys ony sos
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Examine the following:
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Operatives are standing by.
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Look at the finger!!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Bow down before the one you serve
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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This sticker is upside-down.
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everyone's work is equally important
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Power to the Imagination.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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the medium is the mode
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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