Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill your imagination.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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words tend to be inadequate
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fear of a blank page.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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brobama
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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seize the means of imagination
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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I bet you stepped in it.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Congregation, please be seated
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you are now manually dying
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Cadres decide everything.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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water is just boneless ice
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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care to expand?
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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If not now, then when?
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being broke is childish
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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hate love - love hate
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Listen to the noise.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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timidity is laughable
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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You don't exist.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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theft is the liberty of property
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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