Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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