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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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The new money is info.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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We are watching you
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Mission accomplished.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Work is a four letter word.
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fuck you
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MURDERBIRD
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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This side up.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Infect Yourself.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Newfags can't triforce
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Your brain is itchy
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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i don't hate crime.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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There are five kinds of people:
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Mind the malicious gap.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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World's Best Dad
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Suicide is against the law!
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TITS
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Motherfucker who you playing
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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