Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Refuse to be remastered
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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some hacks hoax
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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we need some new cliches
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Hoard anything you can't download
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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apologies
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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What is the first question?
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Everybody knows.
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stasis is a dream state
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MEMESTORM
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Browsers for Genocide
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Man's character is his fate.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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No hidden window here.
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somebody stop me. please.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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There is no conspiracy.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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How am I not who I Am?
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Shit Floats.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Because and effect.
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today is under construction
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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