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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Why didn't you?
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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You too can be No. one!
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Now is all you have.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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This sticker is upside-down.
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down with lies?
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Kill your imagination.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Property is theft.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Do what you want to say
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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can this really be happening to me
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Congregation, please be seated
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Shit Floats.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Why not?
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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All generalisations are false
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Life is price less.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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hate humanity. love people
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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hate love - love hate
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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I think you came to late.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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