Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Was it worth it?
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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a name means a lot just by itself
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here...catch!
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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feel better now
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love to see it happen
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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It's later than you think.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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worrying can help you prepare
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Beware of false profits
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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life is short..
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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PROLIFUCK
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Failure takes practice
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Stop Palpitation!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Yes i did .
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Call in Sick
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The best things in life are imaginary
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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I love my tribe.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Soil isn't a document
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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You are the voice in your head.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Be all that you can be
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Welcome home
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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