The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
-H. L. Mencken
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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