Semi Official Memebomb Archive

On Earth there is no reckoning.
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A king's castle is his home.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Don't tread on me
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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BROFIST
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Your dick sucks!
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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smash -HERE- to find out
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Jesus is 6.
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You are a product.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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angst is lame
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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This is a Meme.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Explain your sense of self
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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I love you.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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I GET IT!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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It's later than you think.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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keep the lasagna flying
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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our bored brains need information overload
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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19februholidamned
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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