Semi Official Memebomb Archive

warning: the sky really is falling
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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You're a great actor!
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Save the banks lol
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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me me na me meme name
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Make up your words.
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love your enemy
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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These monsters are people
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You're No. One
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angst is lame
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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don't go with the flow
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Two-faced book
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ice 4 eyes
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Wit happens.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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ignorance is knowledge
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This is a mindjacking!
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Stop history
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SAUL MUSIC
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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I really like writing on walls
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Reinvent retardation.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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The world is too loud nowadays
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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I invented plagiarism.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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god cares for you more.
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BROFIST
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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dare to be smart
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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hope is self-replicating
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Jesus is 6.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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all that litters is old
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Every one can read your mind.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Question lobotomy.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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