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Adapt or die!
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I'm better than you.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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You are now breathing manually.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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We are here to grow our souls
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you can do more than you think.
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fathers often use too much force
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Every one can read your mind.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Never trust what you read.
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"Please feel free."
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Appreciate Chaos
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Home is where the disease is
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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everything that's interesting is new
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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The Machine is Us.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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here...catch!
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Nature loves to hide.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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fly's undone.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Jesus was a profit.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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delusions comfy enough?
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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