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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Examine the following:
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world wide eyed
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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labels are not all inclusive
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We'll make you happy
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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I believe I disbelieve.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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change your mind
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everything counts in large amounts
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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You did it.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Feel great on purpose.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Which way to America?
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Do what you want to say
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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MURDERBIRD
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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i believe that children are the futile
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Cadres decide everything.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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What is it with you and money?
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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scratch'n'sniff
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Taze a kitten!
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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People are Human.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Roots are for vegetables
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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humanism is obsolete
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Knock yourself out.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Kook cain
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That was a bad idea.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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