Semi Official Memebomb Archive

PANTFARTICA
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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I know what you did last summer...
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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No one is stopping you
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Science is a cult
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Your smile or your life
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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The new money is info.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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suk up and pop
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practice random acts
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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The revolution will be the same
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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How am I not who I Am?
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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get an afterlife
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Do not read this message.
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God made me an atheist.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Some farts go poop.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Be as if.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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