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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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You are literate
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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I'm on thought rations
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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the revolution will not realised
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This is Not an Exist.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Don't knock opportunity
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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not valid without receipt
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Such Oddacity.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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'slanguage
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Roots are for vegetables
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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stasis is a dream state
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Here's what I know,
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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The dead define culture
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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No pain, no pain.
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its funny cause its true
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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all roads lead to qumran
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Have you been alive lately?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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How come you so Dumb?
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Ye of many faiths
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It's always today.
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