Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Mohammed made a good profit
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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i need to avoid the void
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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しょがない。
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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solitude is enriching
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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The truth never set anyone free
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Don't fart then inhale it
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Reinvent retardation.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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do you think we are forever?
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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much was decided before you were born
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Your cats are my target audience
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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I think you came to late.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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You too can be No. one!
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Got your knows!
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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kill someone today
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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i is imaginary.
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It's later than you think.
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