Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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get into the way!
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Eating the menu?
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Violators will be fisted.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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SCORPION PIE
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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FOREVER ALONE
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fuck it we ball
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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KNOW NOW
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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what did you lap up today?
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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If your not confused your wrong
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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psychicdelic
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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only the robots are on time anymore
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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We should all quit whinging.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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I saw what you did just now
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Collect to reject
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Famous people are delicious.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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escape from libtardia.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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