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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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deceive regularly
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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My body is clay for me to mold
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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obamasyomama
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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POOPEEPIE
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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[Verification needed]
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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i'm just as god remade me
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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really
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care to expand?
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Yes i did .
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Confront the system.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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DUCK !!
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Conventions are lazy.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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lord of the memes...
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wacked lives shatter
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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You now have Asian Flu.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Go directly to jail.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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i is imaginary.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Your brain is itchy
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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This is a question?
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Buddha made me do it.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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