Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ban censorship!
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Protection when you least expect it
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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you can live on through your descendants
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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can-I-help-you's
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Let us prey
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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somebody stop me. please.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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This message is not for you.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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If you can this.... you can read
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Don't quote this
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This is an advertisement
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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You're a great actor!
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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noise can be hostile
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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-hyphencypher-
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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fuck it we ball
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Here's what I know,
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you're doing it.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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some hacks hoax
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belief is priceless
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rattlesnakes are epic
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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No one has died for your sins
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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