Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Please go back 3 squares
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Your ego is biohazard
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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i don't hate crime.
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A free world needs no leaders
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Are you a character or a being?
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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To be free today means to participate.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Elite Populist
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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MINDCRAFT
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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You're on your own now
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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maybe partying will help
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Politics is war by other means
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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No costume is no costume
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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you can even marry harry
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i believe the earth is fat!
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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blumpkinfluffer
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Tick tick tick
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You are the voice in your head.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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