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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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I shit you not.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Government Complaints Box
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How are you reading this?
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Chaste makes waste.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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History is written by the winners
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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hungry? eat me.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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To be free today means to participate.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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This sentence has never been written.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Life is price less.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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There ain't no justice
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Secrecy kills.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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i'm just as god remade me
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Your memebomb
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Tear off all your labels.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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challenge your habits
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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what? do you think?
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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i think therefore i think i am
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Will what you do
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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No costume is no costume
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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