Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Prophets profit.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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fnord
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Caution: dry paint.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Then why do you do it?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Each and single one
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belief is priceless
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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its funny cause its true
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Normality is a luxury
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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How often do you feel human?
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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"Please feel free."
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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It happened to you too
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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That makes sense
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Dare to be stupid.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Explain your sense of self
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Politics is war by other means
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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My armor is contempt
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private property created crime
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Plan early, plan twice
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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being broke is childish
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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There is no conspiracy.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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abort that defeatist
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