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The Triangle God has three sides.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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You can't buy fun like this
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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listen to the silence
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Laugh
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Smoke fish.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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We saw her duck.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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That's what she said.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Stop being used.
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It can't rain all the time
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Initiation is never over.
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Question...everything?
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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I'm better than you.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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moderation kills the spirit
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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just say know
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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mttv
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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This is a pipe.
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