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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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change is an inside job
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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This is the age of isis
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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STOP TALKING.
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challenge your habits
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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you can even marry harry
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Strike any user to continue.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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There is no Truth here.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Please look away immediately.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Hoard anything you can't download
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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big brother is not watching me
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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My mess is a life
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description is more important than metaphor
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Who told you to believe that?
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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You better know
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Ateoff shitler
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You are a product.
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If you do it, want it.
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Your dick sucks!
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Abandon all art NOW
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