Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The media lies.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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out of nothing comes something
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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We see what you did there.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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operating under the illusion
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Prophets profit.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Are you a character or a being?
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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You can't be late until you show up.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Deity... he's come for me
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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pretend you have free will
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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You were alone before they left you
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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its funny cause its true
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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"Please feel free."
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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I like.
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Chaste makes waste.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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fuck bitches, get money.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Make up your words.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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i redundant already.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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People are blinky
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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belief is priceless
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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noise can be hostile
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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How come you so Dumb?
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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we need some new cliches
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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change your mind
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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