the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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