Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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MEMESTORM
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Soil isn't a document
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Don't forget to die
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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I just love the way you hate
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averageness is a point of view
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Private parking in Area only !
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They Live. We sleep
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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I will never lie to you.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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TV Sets the Channel
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This town needs an enema.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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SILENCE
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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world wide eyed
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Theft is liberty
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Authorised graffiti area
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Collapse the state of mind
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Some farts go poop.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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GET OVER IT
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Feel great with purpose
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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solitude is enriching
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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mttv
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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laws make legislatures
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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I'm better than you.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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You're No. One
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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I don't believe you.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Laziness is a virtue.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Percepi et esse.
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Simulate yourself
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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