Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Art is dangerous
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Every statement contains falsehood
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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the entire universe is an erogenous zone
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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How am I not who I Am?
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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laws make legislatures
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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These words mean nothing.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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You got away with it.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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SILENCE
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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The dead define culture
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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You grok?
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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My father was a good woman.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Smoke fish.
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know it's naught!
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Invent a problem
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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