Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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You woke up for this?
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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I would die for my own life.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Kook cain
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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That's just what I believe
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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This is not a meme.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Caution: dry paint.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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security makes me nervous
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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i believe that children are the futile
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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i is imaginary.
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Are you living in the real world?
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When's the last time you felt great?
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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remember to react
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Make up your words.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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ISABELLAH
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Call in Sick
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Can you hear me now?
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Love scares empty hearts
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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fly's undone.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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I really like writing on walls
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Social norms are for the weak.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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