A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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