Semi Official Memebomb Archive

inheritance must be abolished
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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We're behaving like insects
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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You can't buy fun like this
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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This sentence has never been written.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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routine is a link with the past
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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You are what you hate.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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No forbidding allowed.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Then why do you do it?
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wait!
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hungry? eat me.
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I will never lie to you.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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What you change, changes you.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Cums
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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even she goes poo... even she
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just believing something can make it happen
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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"Hauch"
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You should pay more attention.
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All myths are modern
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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