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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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You're already in its belly.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Freedom is a party
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recluses always get weak
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Abandon all art NOW
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Levity Sucks!
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suk up and pop
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Killing is murder
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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EAT BABIES
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This sign is not self-referential.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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theft is the liberty of property
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ux = bb is watching you
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life itself is a kind of disease
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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poonerism
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Success: Just say NO.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Reality is a work in progress.
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SAUL MUSIC
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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138 dys ony sos
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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just believing something can make it happen
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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step one: build a better idiot
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what was i just thinking about?
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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