THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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