Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Laugh
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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The police are your friends.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Nothing is 100% true
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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RAGE IS PEACE
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politics is used for personal gain
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bleed for the international power
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Quit the shit
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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I love you.
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private property created crime
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Have a good day, or die.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Rebel against this command.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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go down and drown'd
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Head Your mind!
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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the past is dead country
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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August Victoria hospital
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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GET OVER IT
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Taze a kitten!
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this is certainly sort of strange
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