Semi Official Memebomb Archive

technology will make or break us
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Consider just thinking about it.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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I hear music!
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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My mess is a life
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Recycle your pets
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ignorance is hell.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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fuck you
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"I can't breed!"
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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know it's naught!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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love your enemy
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Be as if.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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brobama
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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we need some new cliches
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We have this area under surveillance
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Don't be naive.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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DUCK !!
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there are too few immutable truths today
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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You are the voice in your head.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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golfers are the illuminati
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Think inside the box
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Noone knows our destination.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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I am the voice in your head.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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God made me an atheist.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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They are hunting dogs.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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This sentence has never been written.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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There is no more revolution;
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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war is a purification rite
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