Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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to be is not to be
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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We should all quit whinging.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Peace is a graveyard.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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TV Sets the Channel
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Be young - shut up!
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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The door is the key.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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No one has died for your sins
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Oh, no, not again.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Knowing is hard.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Break a pattern today.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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The police are your friends.
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i never always win.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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How am I not myself?
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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It is happening again.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Why are you so sure?
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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A free world needs no leaders
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Don't tread on me
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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what is future
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Clara mascara
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