Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Refuse to be remastered
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you LIVE in that head?
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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That makes sense
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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its funny cause its true
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The Game
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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one love
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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this conversation isnt over
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Seriousness is death
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low expectations are good protection
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Apocalypse!
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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hate love - love hate
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Who's life are you living?
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BROFIST
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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its not. but maybe
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Government Complaints Box
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Suicide is against the law!
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Roots are for vegetables
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Head Your mind!
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Do not read this.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Do you think that went well?
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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