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Stop being used.
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NANODICK
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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you can even marry harry
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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somebody stop me. please.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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HAIL TETRIS!
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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You are now thinking manually.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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DIY
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Rebel against this command.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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apologies
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Normality = boring-reality
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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love to see it happen
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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You are hearing voices
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Five is a demon.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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a name means a lot just by itself
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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private property created crime
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Why don't you mind?!
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