Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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But we'll never survive!
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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fat people think they are fat.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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A language is a dialect with an army
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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You know better
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Here's what I know,
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Have a nice day. Or else
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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You know what I always say...
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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decency is a relative thing
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Albino african
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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You're a great actor!
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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How often do you feel human?
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play freebird!
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Stamp out bad eggs
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Examine the following:
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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That's what she said.
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We are watching you
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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can-I-help-you's
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