Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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The Machine is Us.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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No one noticed.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Coffee is bean water.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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I'm better than you.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Existence is futile
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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fun is my function
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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i believe that children are the futile
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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I shit you not.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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DNA controls you!
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You are now breathing manually.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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you are now breathing automatically
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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i'm just as god remade me
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Percepi et esse.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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mttv
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Reality is a work in progress.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Take the RED pill.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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My pockets went to Distopia
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And thus, sense was made.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Space is a practiced place.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Bored people are boring people.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Levity Sucks!
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Temptoe through the toolies
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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I am living in denial.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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