Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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PROLIFUCK
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Here's what I know,
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Click here to win.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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pink is ok, too
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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IGNore fnords
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Who's life are you living?
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Love my label like myself
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Lucifer goes to church.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Pwn free and clear.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Invent a problem
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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don't go with the flow
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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humanism is obsolete
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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You're a great actor!
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Blasphemy is my religion
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Beware of false profits
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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fututio, non verba.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Moderation is for monks.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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you can do more than you think.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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