Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I like.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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I think you came to late.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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get an afterlife
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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our bored brains need information overload
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christinsanity
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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life = murder
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Make like nature: select all.
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can this really be happening to me
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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read banned books
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ignorance is knowledge
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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You know it all, don't you?
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raw backwards is war
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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fuck it we ball
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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The cause is the effect.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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You might regret it.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Not a Restroom
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Prophets profit.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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you can live on through your descendants
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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