Semi Official Memebomb Archive

scratch'n'sniff
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
#5945 -339 = 3171 - 3510 - +
We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
#3092 -382 = 3821 - 4203 - +
Avast! More sentence-tubes!
#4179 -434 = 3246 - 3680 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -381 = 3780 - 4161 - +
people are boring unless they are extremists
#2273 -352 = 3153 - 3505 - +
you must know where you stop and the world begins
#3344 -360 = 4348 - 4708 - +
Closed mouths sink republics.
#922 -441 = 3248 - 3689 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -2291 = 7656 - 9947 - +
[Citation Needed]
#4071 -365 = 3586 - 3951 - +
Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
#4408 -300 = 3573 - 3873 - +
A blurred mind changes its orbit
#5708 -434 = 3872 - 4306 - +
Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
#5289 -438 = 3053 - 3491 - +
TREY CRAY
#6322 -658 = 4262 - 4920 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
#4415 -312 = 3756 - 4068 - +
FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
#1221 -224 = 3526 - 3750 - +
Nobody will vote for Trump.
#5794 -376 = 2936 - 3312 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -417 = 5771 - 6188 - +
its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
#4881 -322 = 3757 - 4079 - +
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
#5297 -331 = 3947 - 4278 - +
Reality is only a theory
#6068 -365 = 3600 - 3965 - +
You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
#3351 -306 = 3929 - 4235 - +
Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
#2108 -407 = 3101 - 3508 - +
Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
#985 -420 = 3439 - 3859 - +
occasionally principles are more valuable than people
#2190 -449 = 2834 - 3283 - +
Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
#4690 -414 = 3013 - 3427 - +
trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
#5339 -231 = 4015 - 4246 - +
solipsists of the world-
unite
#5291 -366 = 3204 - 3570 - +
There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
#5616 -352 = 3367 - 3719 - +
And a cat in every bag.
#712 -366 = 4120 - 4486 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -144 = 1189 - 1333 - +
All fact is open to question but opinion is real
#5378 -410 = 3653 - 4063 - +
This is a thought free zone.
#2902 -322 = 3600 - 3922 - +
How many advertisements are you wearing?
#1456 -377 = 2918 - 3295 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -463 = 4357 - 4820 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -266 = 4262 - 4528 - +
Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
#4968 -426 = 3430 - 3856 - +
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
#2176 -384 = 3248 - 3632 - +
IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
#6303 -532 = 4487 - 5019 - +
Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
#4759 -437 = 3277 - 3714 - +
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
#5120 -300 = 3098 - 3398 - +
Your memebomb
#4136 -404 = 3476 - 3880 - +
HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
#4985 -335 = 4143 - 4478 - +
If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
#1652 -491 = 3607 - 4098 - +
To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
#3446 -290 = 3631 - 3921 - +
It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
#5317 -392 = 3034 - 3426 - +
Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
#2572 -313 = 3759 - 4072 - +
Measure once, cut twice
#4900 -386 = 2911 - 3297 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 -313 = 3618 - 3931 - +
We'll make you happy
#3445 -375 = 3003 - 3378 - +
Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
#4361 -381 = 3195 - 3576 - +
I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
#5844 -287 = 3558 - 3845 - +
MURDERBIRD
#6140 -558 = 3459 - 4017 - +
Reality is unbelievable.
#2384 -507 = 3113 - 3620 - +
ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
#4108 -563 = 3195 - 3758 - +
thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
#5376 -325 = 3943 - 4268 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -297 = 4480 - 4777 - +
Real eyes, realize, real lies.
#5057 -296 = 4138 - 4434 - +
What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
#5757 -388 = 3630 - 4018 - +
The Universe is just a short poem
#5321 -388 = 4129 - 4517 - +
RAGE IS PEACE
#3601 -448 = 3522 - 3970 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -377 = 3177 - 3554 - +
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
#4892 -266 = 3376 - 3642 - +
you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
#4574 -344 = 3469 - 3813 - +
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
#1168 -347 = 4010 - 4357 - +
If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
#4130 -514 = 3189 - 3703 - +
WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
#6030 -375 = 3526 - 3901 - +
The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
#5102 -477 = 3571 - 4048 - +
Ban Censorship!
#793 -601 = 3056 - 3657 - +
ensure that your life stays in flux
#1155 -302 = 3728 - 4030 - +
THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
#2916 -497 = 3212 - 3709 - +
attention solipsists: you are not alone!
#6244 -409 = 4336 - 4745 - +
I know your secret.
#1533 -261 = 3270 - 3531 - +
I just love the way you hate
#4588 -317 = 3077 - 3394 - +
Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
#1904 -375 = 3218 - 3593 - +
If you can read this, you're in range.
#1682 -381 = 3213 - 3594 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -363 = 3500 - 3863 - +
Even your suspicions are suspect
#4757 -267 = 3353 - 3620 - +
Chaotic Evil means never having
#4500 -322 = 3563 - 3885 - +
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
#2241 -336 = 3252 - 3588 - +
Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
#1110 -318 = 3698 - 4016 - +
dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
#1124 -320 = 3881 - 4201 - +
Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
#4104 -249 = 3738 - 3987 - +
ALWAYS IS
#6277 -376 = 4420 - 4796 - +
When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
#4431 -342 = 3168 - 3510 - +
Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
#3447 -340 = 3124 - 3464 - +
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
#2743 -335 = 3922 - 4257 - +
Then why do you do it?
#5389 -355 = 3245 - 3600 - +
CONFUSE EVERYONE
#937 -321 = 3948 - 4269 - +
This bear's repeating.
#2896 -344 = 3671 - 4015 - +
Anti-lost is pro-found.
#727 -390 = 3112 - 3502 - +
fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
#5978 -281 = 4364 - 4645 - +
If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
#4788 -303 = 4026 - 4329 - +
My mess is a life
#5516 -322 = 3261 - 3583 - +
bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
#4762 -385 = 3536 - 3921 - +
Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
#1093 -650 = 3355 - 4005 - +
Stasis is the most potent force for change.
#3677 -344 = 4143 - 4487 - +
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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