Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why don't you mind?!
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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christafarian
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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fuck you
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Suffering is Optional...
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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You are now breathing manually.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Now is all you have.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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What poor gods we do make.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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You're on your own now
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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You know better
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Your smile or your life
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How come you so Dumb?
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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everything that's interesting is new
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Mission accomplished.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Green paper makes me happy!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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You might regret it.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Please use your natural reaction.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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You are only happy by accident.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Fools seldom differ
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Are you still awake?
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KNOW NOW
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Abel had no descendants.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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pretend you have free will
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I see what you did there.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Have you seen my stapler?
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