I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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