Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This poster is holding reality together.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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what is future
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Futility is futile.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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the ripple is not the water.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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not valid without receipt
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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go within the flow
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Reading is not understanding.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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We have this area under surveillance
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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fnord
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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revolution means going around in circles.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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If its to be, its up to me
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Legalize poverty
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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mttv
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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fly's undone.
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some hacks hoax
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