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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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You are hearing voices
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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You saw this message yesterday.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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Quit the shit
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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This sentence has never been written.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Failure takes practice
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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fear is information
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The police are your friends.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Why are you masturbating?
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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decency is a relative thing
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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You are what you hate.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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check your assumptions
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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You are a product.
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this is a interdistraction
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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seizure salad
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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