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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Normality is a luxury
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Marx invented capitalism.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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scratch'n'sniff
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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true freedom is frightful
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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seize the means of imagination
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It only gets weirder from here!
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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You are hearing voices
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We are here to grow our souls
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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I'll be back.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Buddha made me do it.
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I want your money back.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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you're doing it.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Some men are born posthumously.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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lord of the memes...
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Defective for our future.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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All we have is words
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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even she goes poo... even she
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Dare to be stupid.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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There is no more revolution;
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Try to remember
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I see what you did there.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Finishing is for quitters.
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recluses always get weak
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I could only masquerade
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Home is where the disease is
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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slack lives matter
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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you are now entering!
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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