The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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