Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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obamasyomama
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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I saw what you did just now
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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[insert witty meme here]
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Panic carefully
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Do what you want to say
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This isn't all true.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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private property created crime
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Levity Sucks!
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I love you.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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even your family can betray you
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are you wearing that?
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Recycle your pets
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Run. You're watching you.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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get an afterlife
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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the void does not exist
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Average is such a mean word
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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