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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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sin is a means of social control
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Free Baser Evil!
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Newfags can't triforce
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Lady Inspired
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choose life
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Abandon all art NOW
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annoy the boring
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Only Americans are real humans
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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No purpose necessary
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Head Your mind!
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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much was decided before you were born
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Only rats stay bought
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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#tigerblood
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Try Dying.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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You are now breathing manually.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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"Please feel free."
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Some farts go poop.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Stop being used.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Why are you masturbating?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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