Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2142 = 6805 - 8947 - +
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
#852 -322 = 3977 - 4299 - +
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
#3664 -264 = 3716 - 3980 - +
Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
#5219 -371 = 3910 - 4281 - +
The fuck do you mean with that?
#4580 -419 = 3633 - 4052 - +
You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
#3303 -325 = 3154 - 3479 - +
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
#2648 -389 = 3082 - 3471 - +
EXTREME BUDDHISM.
#1212 -306 = 3544 - 3850 - +
raise boys and girls the same way
#2371 -460 = 2860 - 3320 - +
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
#4538 -305 = 3968 - 4273 - +
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
#1647 -396 = 3426 - 3822 - +
I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
#5578 -332 = 2851 - 3183 - +
Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
#3486 -365 = 4018 - 4383 - +
Don't compensate, IMITATE!
#1069 -357 = 3071 - 3428 - +
Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -295 = 3902 - 4197 - +
Nature loves to hide.
#2103 -341 = 4217 - 4558 - +
Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
#4663 -315 = 3606 - 3921 - +
It's your fault we're cheating.
#1881 -331 = 3674 - 4005 - +
The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
#5328 -352 = 3844 - 4196 - +
Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
#4989 -397 = 2839 - 3236 - +
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
#5728 -405 = 4039 - 4444 - +
Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
#4800 -296 = 4089 - 4385 - +
Chaos never goes out in style?
#3569 -359 = 3156 - 3515 - +
the stupid flesh has to come off
#5655 -479 = 2701 - 3180 - +
BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
#5857 -348 = 3706 - 4054 - +
Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2071 -425 = 2825 - 3250 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -2059 = 6743 - 8802 - +
Strike any user to continue.
#2564 -417 = 3150 - 3567 - +
revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -352 = 3739 - 4091 - +
Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
#2321 -383 = 2947 - 3330 - +
This is not "This is not a pipe".
#4472 -295 = 3708 - 4003 - +
at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
#773 -384 = 3888 - 4272 - +
I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
#1623 -409 = 3373 - 3782 - +
nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
#6389 -877 = 3812 - 4689 - +
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
#2578 -427 = 3111 - 3538 - +
Life's tough, ain't it?
#1983 -386 = 3306 - 3692 - +
dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
#4405 -311 = 3342 - 3653 - +
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
#1153 -320 = 3531 - 3851 - +
Thou shalt make no more commandments.
#4687 -431 = 3432 - 3863 - +
How's that working out for you?
#1464 -237 = 3666 - 3903 - +
It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
#1840 -382 = 2895 - 3277 - +
Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
#1896 -334 = 3462 - 3796 - +
I don't think I think what you think I think.
#4153 -333 = 3111 - 3444 - +
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
#2370 -385 = 3012 - 3397 - +
class structure is as artificial as plastic
#918 -352 = 3019 - 3371 - +
hungry? eat me.
#6149 -344 = 3610 - 3954 - +
We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
#3103 -284 = 3577 - 3861 - +
A stitch in nine saves time.
#4899 -292 = 3205 - 3497 - +
If you want it, do it.
#1725 -448 = 3583 - 4031 - +
anything that claims to be a god is not
#4459 -358 = 2898 - 3256 - +
Stamp Out ___ism.
#2540 -394 = 2722 - 3116 - +
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
#5736 -427 = 2925 - 3352 - +
ensure that your life stays in flux
#1155 -293 = 3699 - 3992 - +
tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
#4903 -404 = 3023 - 3427 - +
the revolution will not realised
#2773 -357 = 3627 - 3984 - +
You are now breathing manually.
#3270 -324 = 4185 - 4509 - +
PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
#5116 -339 = 4297 - 4636 - +
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
#4820 -357 = 4299 - 4656 - +
C'est le con qui fait la musique.
#6396 -602 = 3978 - 4580 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -256 = 1628 - 1884 - +
The quote below this one is a lie.
#5474 -351 = 3182 - 3533 - +
Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
#3870 -284 = 4112 - 4396 - +
an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
#4716 -340 = 3452 - 3792 - +
cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
#5602 -318 = 3646 - 3964 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -439 = 2794 - 3233 - +
A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
#6556 -48 = 249 - 297 - +
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
#5945 -331 = 3144 - 3475 - +
Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
#5077 -367 = 3357 - 3724 - +
if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
#5241 -367 = 3330 - 3697 - +
Not all congestion is equal.
#6437 -593 = 4017 - 4610 - +
Feel great with purpose
#1237 -371 = 3485 - 3856 - +
If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
#5450 -281 = 3914 - 4195 - +
This sentence is a lie.
#2932 -388 = 2945 - 3333 - +
I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
#1523 -357 = 3057 - 3414 - +
Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
#644 -348 = 3118 - 3466 - +
Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
#3898 -301 = 4320 - 4621 - +
the void does not exist
#5774 -297 = 4041 - 4338 - +
Honi soit la vache qui rit.
#1438 -342 = 3109 - 3451 - +
GET OVER IT
#1313 -353 = 3387 - 3740 - +
Laugh as though no one is dancing
#5514 -308 = 3344 - 3652 - +
whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
#6408 -721 = 3333 - 4054 - +
can this really be happening to me
#3430 -362 = 3160 - 3522 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -351 = 2846 - 3197 - +
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
#6001 -283 = 3666 - 3949 - +
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
#2038 -290 = 3126 - 3416 - +
You'd do almost anything for $30.
#3367 -324 = 3394 - 3718 - +
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
#5459 -327 = 2938 - 3265 - +
Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
#1283 -392 = 3086 - 3478 - +
Feel great on purpose.
#1236 -393 = 2914 - 3307 - +
Practice Monopolygamy.
#4364 -329 = 3781 - 4110 - +
opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
#4962 -368 = 3181 - 3549 - +
Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
#1238 -399 = 3015 - 3414 - +
onion rings are vegetable donuts
#5606 -338 = 2815 - 3153 - +
If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
#1663 -300 = 3999 - 4299 - +
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
#2807 -416 = 3214 - 3630 - +
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
#3164 -368 = 3172 - 3540 - +
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
#2625 -311 = 3822 - 4133 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -274 = 4318 - 4592 - +
Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
#3859 -479 = 2558 - 3037 - +
Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
#5622 -363 = 3133 - 3496 - +

5252 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project