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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Poetry is in the street.
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There is no help.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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change your mind
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Without fuck ¡
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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That's just what I believe
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
#3236 -301 = 2827 - 3128 - +
You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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read banned books
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Nothing real requires faith.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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If you can this.... you can read
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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You are the voice in your head.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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fathers often use too much force
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Do not believe language.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Not all people are human.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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It's not my struggle
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Can you hear me now?
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Reading is not understanding.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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