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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Shit Floats.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Objectivity is subjective
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all information is misinformation
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zombies like you
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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what? do you think?
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Education is a form of murder
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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All employees are forbidden.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Confusion is paradise
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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levity sucks.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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minimalism is about the details
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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There is far less to everything than you think
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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You are not your ego
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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The only enemy is good
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Your smile or your life
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Let's be cruel!
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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