Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Your dick sucks!
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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time passes through us.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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what a drag it is getting sold
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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I believe I disbelieve.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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I will never lie to you.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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...and then there is this faggot...
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Normal is a curve.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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i don't hate crime.
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after birth is before death
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Try to remember
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Mission accomplished.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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christinsanity
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maybe partying will help
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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please change beliefs
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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slack lives matter
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Pretend you're not pretending
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And a cat in every bag.
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get into the way!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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can this really be happening to me
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