It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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