Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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i believe that children are the futile
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Violators will be fisted.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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i think therefore i think i am
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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is this a stupid question?
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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get thee behind me greyface
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Simulate yourself
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Don't think
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It's not my struggle
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Resistance is fertile
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Tune out the signal.
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poonerism
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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much was decided before you were born
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maybe partying will help
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Initiation is never over.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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You woke up for this?
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Leave me the hell alone!
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Your smile or your life
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fathers often use too much force
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you're doing it.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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You are not your ego
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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