Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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This message isn't for you
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Science is a cult
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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All employees are forbidden.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Secrecy kills.
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The new money is info.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Question...everything?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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after birth is before death
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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wait faster
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Measure once, cut twice
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Explain your sense of self
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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You don't need this ----->
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Be all that you can be
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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But I'm already repressed!
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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What poor gods we do make.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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In case of fire, burn.
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True love is overrated
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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