Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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You got away with it.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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can-I-help-you's
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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iPods are made of people!
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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I am GOD here!
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Reality is a work in progress.
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My god is bigger.
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I love you too.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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We're behaving like insects
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hugo phurst
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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I'm already against the next war.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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no absolutes!
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love to see it happen
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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This side up.
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belief is priceless
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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MINDCRAFT
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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fear of a blank page.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Here's what I know,
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I bet you stepped in it.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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And thus, sense was made.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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