Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Well, Katrina likes it.
#3130 -355 = 2823 - 3178 - +
you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
#4961 -364 = 3502 - 3866 - +
No one gets out alive.
#2145 -519 = 2746 - 3265 - +
               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
#5582 -288 = 3491 - 3779 - +
Grayface is a Pope too
#5044 -314 = 3800 - 4114 - +
politics is used for personal gain
#2316 -282 = 3673 - 3955 - +
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
#2605 -339 = 3660 - 3999 - +
(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
#4457 -316 = 3404 - 3720 - +
Blessed are the trouble makers
#5587 -305 = 3188 - 3493 - +
if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
#3623 -396 = 3514 - 3910 - +
antifart
#6260 -282 = 4722 - 5004 - +
Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
#884 -380 = 3102 - 3482 - +
lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
#5605 -416 = 2633 - 3049 - +
if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
#1714 -429 = 2922 - 3351 - +
Average is such a mean word
#5379 -450 = 3218 - 3668 - +
Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
#2070 -351 = 3416 - 3767 - +
Try Dying.
#3914 -346 = 4636 - 4982 - +
Make weirdness normal.
#2016 -452 = 3671 - 4123 - +
Above all things, revere yourself.
#645 -380 = 3130 - 3510 - +
A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
#602 -362 = 3010 - 3372 - +
Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
#6365 -555 = 4413 - 4968 - +
Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
#5393 -426 = 3041 - 3467 - +
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
#3332 -273 = 3875 - 4148 - +
alcohol kills. smoke frop!
#6074 -425 = 3958 - 4383 - +
if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
#4429 -415 = 3194 - 3609 - +
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
#5630 -480 = 3614 - 4094 - +
LOL, CONTEXT!
#4078 -371 = 3064 - 3435 - +
The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
#4365 -434 = 2863 - 3297 - +
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
#5526 -314 = 4124 - 4438 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -245 = 4126 - 4371 - +
ice cream is never the wrong decision
#4635 -412 = 3901 - 4313 - +
my name is legion because my mistakes are many
#6029 -345 = 3531 - 3876 - +
There ain't no justice
#2823 -331 = 3897 - 4228 - +
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
#3239 -346 = 3958 - 4304 - +
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
#2231 -298 = 4204 - 4502 - +
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
#5138 -373 = 3418 - 3791 - +
salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
#4616 -331 = 3619 - 3950 - +
the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
#2813 -553 = 3591 - 4144 - +
fun is my function
#1304 -379 = 3841 - 4220 - +
surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
#6404 -714 = 3558 - 4272 - +
Talking's not illegal, baby.
#3472 -325 = 4179 - 4504 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 -401 = 4313 - 4714 - +
Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
#5597 -461 = 2985 - 3446 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1972 = 7096 - 9068 - +
It takes two to make a bastard.
#4341 -279 = 4101 - 4380 - +
zombies like you
#4117 -283 = 3329 - 3612 - +
Pretend this is Reality
#2328 -396 = 2941 - 3337 - +
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
#1269 -439 = 3099 - 3538 - +
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
#2718 -361 = 3408 - 3769 - +
Legalize poverty
#5559 -299 = 2923 - 3222 - +
Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
#1164 -252 = 3965 - 4217 - +
life = murder
#6369 -612 = 4223 - 4835 - +
The best things in life are ridiculous.
#2638 -321 = 4324 - 4645 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -2025 = 6679 - 8704 - +
Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
#4156 -481 = 2970 - 3451 - +
the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
#5000 -336 = 3342 - 3678 - +
the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
#4817 -381 = 3442 - 3823 - +
If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
#5450 -293 = 3938 - 4231 - +
Don't forget to die
#1074 -366 = 3830 - 4196 - +
Reality is rated R, too.
#4181 -321 = 3195 - 3516 - +
Behind the mask, there is no face.
#4587 -411 = 2627 - 3038 - +
you are now breathing automatically
#3269 -365 = 3436 - 3801 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
#1834 -381 = 3442 - 3823 - +
The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
#3655 -425 = 5417 - 5842 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -310 = 3782 - 4092 - +
A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
#5778 -286 = 4189 - 4475 - +
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
#2807 -430 = 3233 - 3663 - +
bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
#5729 -419 = 2777 - 3196 - +
The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
#5965 -333 = 3293 - 3626 - +
When push comes to shove, you will fall.
#3172 -319 = 4008 - 4327 - +
Stop whispering. Start shouting.
#2559 -336 = 3605 - 3941 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
#943 -444 = 3372 - 3816 - +
ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
#6119 -475 = 3708 - 4183 - +
In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
#4032 -387 = 3313 - 3700 - +
I play Russian roulette in my head every day
#4477 -330 = 3452 - 3782 - +
this is only a test
#3517 -449 = 4027 - 4476 - +
Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
#4142 -429 = 3539 - 3968 - +
Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
#4645 -379 = 3191 - 3570 - +
Of course you realize this means war.
#2196 -460 = 3145 - 3605 - +
You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
#4314 -283 = 4071 - 4354 - +
Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
#4081 -381 = 4548 - 4929 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -313 = 4124 - 4437 - +
But I'm already repressed!
#870 -290 = 3611 - 3901 - +
my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
#4463 -299 = 4000 - 4299 - +
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
#737 -315 = 4608 - 4923 - +
If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
#1692 -331 = 3397 - 3728 - +
END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
#1147 -327 = 4355 - 4682 - +
Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
#5966 -290 = 3633 - 3923 - +
RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
#5338 -339 = 3441 - 3780 - +
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
#1823 -360 = 3971 - 4331 - +
All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
#4692 -431 = 3630 - 4061 - +
the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
#5170 -385 = 3711 - 4096 - +
Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
#5751 -307 = 4183 - 4490 - +
please change beliefs
#2295 -349 = 3226 - 3575 - +
Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
#5964 -380 = 3431 - 3811 - +
I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
#4152 -412 = 3050 - 3462 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4150 -389 = 4027 - 4416 - +
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
#2756 -366 = 3869 - 4235 - +
Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
#4814 -371 = 3724 - 4095 - +
science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
#6178 -439 = 3852 - 4291 - +

5254 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project