Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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security makes me nervous
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It's later than you think.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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stay human
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Because it's there.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Feel great with purpose
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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How am I not myself?
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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cancer cures smoking.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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i never always win.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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fear your friends
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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hate love - love hate
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Suspend belief.
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what did you lap up today?
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Because and effect.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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PANTFARTICA
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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to whom it may concern,
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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The Truth Is No.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Make like nature: select all.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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you're it, no backsies
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Sense is made, not born.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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hail deep thought
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