One Sentence Memebombs Database

Is this really worth it?

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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.

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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.

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i support the right to say stupid shit.

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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.

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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.

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The surrealist is the only realist.

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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.

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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!

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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered

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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil

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A stitch in nine saves time.

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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.

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EVERYTHING IS MEAT

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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.

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hate love - love hate

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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee

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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.

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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug

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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists

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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.

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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.

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peer amid the all-seeing eye.

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Oh, no, not again.

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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.

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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.

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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.

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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!

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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.

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Zombie or not to be?

#4100 -387 = 2992 - 3379 - +

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.

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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.

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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.

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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS

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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.

#5483 -304 = 3460 - 3764 - +

I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head

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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts

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Metallica Still Sucks

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Grate with purpose

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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them

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Closed mouths sink republics.

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In the end. there's a period.

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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.

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This mind intentionally left blank..

#6060 -334 = 3439 - 3773 - +

If you can this.... you can read

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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes

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Why are you too good to die?

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This message is not for you.

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Caution: Reality ahead.

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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses

#1846 -360 = 2860 - 3220 - +

Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie

#730 -368 = 3559 - 3927 - +

really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:

EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL

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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing

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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?

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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.

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Grow your own. It's the new safe.

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Fortune Favours the lucky

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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.

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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.

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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?

#3252 -357 = 3216 - 3573 - +

Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.

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Hoard anything you can't download

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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.

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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering

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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.

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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.

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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

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is there someone standing behind me?

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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...

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Obscurity bears no heroes

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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.

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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!

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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.

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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.

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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.

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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?

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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers

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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.

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Know: Purchase necessary.

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ATTENTION: disregard this message

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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.

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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled

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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.

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you must disagree with authority figures

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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.

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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies

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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.

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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.

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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.

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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?

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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.

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Man's character is his fate.

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expect a spanish inquisition.

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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY

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