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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Power to the Imagination.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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asshole
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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don't forget what you already know
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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God is an excuse.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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All myths are modern
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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stay human
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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The truth never set anyone free
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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KNOW SHIT!
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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jesus hippie
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Invent a problem
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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there is chaos in order
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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"I can't breed!"
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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KNOW NOW
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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change your mind
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Everything happens for no reason
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Have a good day, or die.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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We are watching you
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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all roads lead to qumran
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Shit Floats.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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