Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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this is only a test
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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How come you so Dumb?
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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"Please do not use other door."
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Save the banks lol
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Stop being used.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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you can live on through your descendants
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Read out loud.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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don't go with the flow
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Scene and Herd.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Paradox isn't.
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Objectivity is subjective
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DEATH SUCKS.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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IMOK
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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problem solver or problem maker
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What Would Paris Do?
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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