Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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check your assumptions
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Have a good day, or die.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Invent a problem
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Futility is futile.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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You Can Use Fire
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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This is a question?
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Knock yourself out.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Beware of false profits
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Love scares empty hearts
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You know what I always say...
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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happy happens
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not valid without receipt
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Jesus loves war!
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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You too can be No. one!
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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