Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In my world poo taste sweet.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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slopaganda is on the rise
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Head Your mind!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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look above the wind.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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stasis is a dream state
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Belief is the Enemy.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Go directly to jail.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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POOPEEPIE
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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sex differences are here to stay
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Who are you? Why?
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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God is dead, long live God
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Secrecy kills.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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No one is stopping you
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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It's later than you think.
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SILENCE
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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