Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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this is a interdistraction
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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[Verification needed]
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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IN MY PANTS!
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Save the banks lol
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i don't hate crime.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Try Dying.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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slack lives matter
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Self improvement is masturbation
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ban censorship!
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Futility is futile.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Authorised graffiti area
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GET OVER IT
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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just say know
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Abel had no descendants.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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seize the means of imagination
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Get 0%, win
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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fat people think they are fat.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Schplie!!!! at random
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Don't tread on me
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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annoy the boring
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Try to remember
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Prop Up The System!
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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