Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pawn Takes king.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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kill someone today
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Beware of false profits
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Can I askew a question?
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Collect to reject
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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life = murder
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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expressing anger is necessary
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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you are now entering!
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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There are no gold prisons
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Think outside which box?
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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A free world needs no leaders
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