Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pawn Takes king.
#4916 -474 = 3456 - 3930 - +
FREEDOM IS A VERB
#3602 -322 = 3815 - 4137 - +
DEATH TO MARTYRS!
#4114 -297 = 4027 - 4324 - +
Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -266 = 3565 - 3831 - +
the voice of god is just a construct
#6005 -445 = 3265 - 3710 - +
Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
#1401 -281 = 2935 - 3216 - +
Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
#1740 -305 = 3748 - 4053 - +
What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
#5854 -279 = 3011 - 3290 - +
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
#2788 -273 = 3712 - 3985 - +
Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
#820 -368 = 3585 - 3953 - +
The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
#5019 -347 = 3373 - 3720 - +
i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
#6255 -317 = 4119 - 4436 - +
Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
#1144 -310 = 3390 - 3700 - +
しょがない。
#5391 -321 = 3065 - 3386 - +
BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
#5484 -321 = 3018 - 3339 - +
Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
#3606 -270 = 3157 - 3427 - +
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
#4038 -430 = 3336 - 3766 - +
We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
#3986 -447 = 2996 - 3443 - +
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
#642 -340 = 3331 - 3671 - +
RAGE IS PEACE
#3601 -422 = 3336 - 3758 - +
It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
#6364 -719 = 4022 - 4741 - +
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
#2147 -317 = 2884 - 3201 - +
Coitus ergo sum.
#927 -371 = 3285 - 3656 - +
GET AN AFTERLIFE
#4234 -315 = 3628 - 3943 - +
Give up while your still where you started.
#1323 -301 = 2670 - 2971 - +
Life is a hard life.
#5173 -439 = 3108 - 3547 - +
You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
#4314 -263 = 3813 - 4076 - +
You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
#4750 -372 = 3626 - 3998 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
#1960 -388 = 2843 - 3231 - +
Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
#4286 -363 = 3392 - 3755 - +
Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
#6460 -430 = 2455 - 2885 - +
SAUL MUSIC
#6213 -547 = 3589 - 4136 - +
whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
#6408 -715 = 3105 - 3820 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
#3816 -381 = 3476 - 3857 - +
Don't fart then inhale it
#5692 -494 = 3599 - 4093 - +
Please press any door to continue
#3599 -288 = 3182 - 3470 - +
cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -409 = 4482 - 4891 - +
I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
#5578 -328 = 2641 - 2969 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -19 = 115 - 134 - +
but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
#5528 -274 = 4421 - 4695 - +
it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
#6013 -404 = 3148 - 3552 - +
ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
#780 -385 = 3037 - 3422 - +
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
#1206 -363 = 2971 - 3334 - +
there are no cangoroos in austria!
#5824 -323 = 2815 - 3138 - +
I'm with intelligent --->
#1621 -310 = 3079 - 3389 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -315 = 3040 - 3355 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
#2042 -213 = 3567 - 3780 - +
Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
#815 -336 = 3088 - 3424 - +
END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
#1147 -306 = 4097 - 4403 - +
in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
#4732 -374 = 3060 - 3434 - +
mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
#2078 -497 = 2903 - 3400 - +
Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
#1053 -247 = 4076 - 4323 - +
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
#6547 -15 = 192 - 207 - +
get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
#6051 -506 = 3503 - 4009 - +
DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -336 = 2959 - 3295 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
#1963 -415 = 3282 - 3697 - +
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
#2119 -284 = 3510 - 3794 - +
there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
#6427 -705 = 3337 - 4042 - +
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
#1123 -326 = 3161 - 3487 - +
15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
#5803 -335 = 3184 - 3519 - +
If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
#5033 -305 = 3067 - 3372 - +
Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
#4080 -305 = 3748 - 4053 - +
the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
#4850 -348 = 2935 - 3283 - +
this is a interdistraction
#3535 -288 = 3343 - 3631 - +
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
#1573 -342 = 3395 - 3737 - +
Shut up, you are your speech!
#3506 -421 = 2914 - 3335 - +
'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
Quote: -
23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
#4357 -394 = 2681 - 3075 - +
A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
#3874 -371 = 3461 - 3832 - +
Sighting Locations
Location: London, England, United Kingdom
 Location Lookup Sign up for Alerts! RSS Bookmark Share Print
 
 
The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
#5691 -304 = 3692 - 3996 - +
"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
#4148 -275 = 3240 - 3515 - +
There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
#5617 -349 = 3350 - 3699 - +
Caution: Reality ahead.
#893 -273 = 3990 - 4263 - +
Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
#4219 -351 = 3752 - 4103 - +
Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
#4036 -409 = 3009 - 3418 - +
Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
#1177 -279 = 2682 - 2961 - +
Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
#5388 -309 = 3729 - 4038 - +
It's called EVIL, kid.
#1847 -386 = 3257 - 3643 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -347 = 4059 - 4406 - +
if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
#5241 -347 = 3168 - 3515 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -420 = 2865 - 3285 - +
the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
#4131 -345 = 3301 - 3646 - +
THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
#2918 -318 = 3136 - 3454 - +
The Truth Is No.
#2792 -245 = 3268 - 3513 - +
Wit happens.
#3226 -286 = 3132 - 3418 - +
I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
#4873 -377 = 2889 - 3266 - +
You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
#4870 -349 = 3142 - 3491 - +
Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
#6206 -357 = 3869 - 4226 - +
A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
#5394 -392 = 2884 - 3276 - +
mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
#6415 -541 = 3277 - 3818 - +
Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
#2209 -335 = 2666 - 3001 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#1084 -345 = 3876 - 4221 - +
just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
#4420 -375 = 3042 - 3417 - +
The Revolution will not be televised.
#2772 -264 = 3174 - 3438 - +
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
#5255 -286 = 3223 - 3509 - +
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
#5009 -319 = 3231 - 3550 - +
sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
#2550 -339 = 2849 - 3188 - +
I'm already against the next war.
#1601 -356 = 3254 - 3610 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -310 = 3616 - 3926 - +
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
#933 -297 = 3487 - 3784 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -290 = 3378 - 3668 - +

5245 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project