Semi Official Memebomb Archive

solipsists of the world-
unite
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Find your passion for apathy
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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an elite is inevitable
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Private parking in Area only !
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Just give up and go crazy.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Be excellent to each other
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Neither God nor master!
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Resistance is fertile
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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If you do it, want it.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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The media lies.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Beware of falling hammers
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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I see what you did there.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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This message is not for you.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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after birth is before death
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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