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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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physical culture is second best
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this is a interdistraction
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This is Not an Exist.
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Not all people are human.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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I'm in this for the money.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Space is a practiced place.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Taze a kitten!
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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poonerism
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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what would you break without rules?
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Somebody hates you
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a name means a lot just by itself
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Violators will be fisted.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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don't go with the flow
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Deity... he's come for me
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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You woke up for this?
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Don't forget to die
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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automation is deadly
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out of nothing comes something
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nobody is in charge
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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In the end. there's a period.
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If you want it, do it.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Will what you do
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Your computer is lying to you.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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World's Best Dad
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pretend you have free will
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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What are you doing?!
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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