If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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