Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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the family is living on borrowed time
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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That was a bad idea.
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We have this area under surveillance
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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land of the fee
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Coitus ergo sum.
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fly's undone.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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God made me an atheist.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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IGNore fnords
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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The best things in life are imaginary
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Victimize Circumstance!
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hope is self-replicating
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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This is a pipe.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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SAUL MUSIC
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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life = murder
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Only Americans are real humans
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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We are here to grow our souls
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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You're already in its belly.
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Kill your Idle
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We are all popes of our own madness
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all things are delicately interconnected
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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