Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A free world needs no leaders
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You woke up for this?
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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nobody is in charge
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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[Verification needed]
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Achacha
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Plan early, plan twice
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Call in Sick
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Your smile or your life
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This is not here
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Vanilla extract
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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My moral standing is lying down.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Do you want a cookie?
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Preserve disorder
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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discordia lumine maior
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Be young - shut up!
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Average is such a mean word
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Maybe you're a product too
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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You can fine-tune at will.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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i will!
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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