Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The door is the key.
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the posthumous will judge.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Don't fart then inhale it
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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practice random acts
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My mess is a life
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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You did it.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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even she goes poo... even she
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Knowing is hard.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Are you interesting?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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one love
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Apocalypse!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Break a pattern today.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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In case of fire, burn.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Congregation, please be seated
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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You are a product.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Reading is not understanding.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Caution: dry paint.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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change your mind
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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These could go together, or be separate.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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