Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Open horse fucking
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Will what you do
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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You got away with it.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Please clean up after your god.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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life = murder
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Please cue at this point -->
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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wishing things away is not effective
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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being happy is more important than anything else
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you are now manually dying
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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I've run out of things to say.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Panic carefully
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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You're No. One
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You are not your ego
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Question reality.
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even your family can betray you
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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change your mind
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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This message is false
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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I don't believe you.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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He's dead. Get over it.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Fuck god
I love her
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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