Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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The Sanity is IN.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Keep up and be ahead
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Is there anybody in between there?
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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everything that's interesting is new
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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This is where i get off.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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I am high, bye
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Don't be naive.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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For a good time call Eris
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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some hacks hoax
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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please change beliefs
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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People are Human.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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IMOK
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Albino african
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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What Would Paris Do?
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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no absolutes!
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Such Oddacity.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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the posthumous will judge.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Neither God nor master!
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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