Semi Official Memebomb Archive

time passes through us.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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I am high, bye
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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If you do it, want it.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Coffee is bean water.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Panic carefully
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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after birth is before death
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Darwin Hates You.
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That was a bad idea.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Oops bi did it again
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sex differences are here to stay
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blumpkinfluffer
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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If its to be, its up to me
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Please go back 3 squares
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Have that mole checked out
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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ban censorship!
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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I love you too.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Refuse to be remastered
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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How am I not who I Am?
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Are you a character or a being?
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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The police are your friends.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Read less, live more.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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psychicdelic
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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You're No. One
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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