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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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practice random acts
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You Can Use Fire
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You're standing in it now.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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to be is not to be
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Your smile or your life
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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chance the yeti
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Moderation is for monks.
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do you think we are forever?
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Personally, I blame society
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Read less, live more.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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They Live. We sleep
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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step one: build a better idiot
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Hellen back
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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the important thing is to cum...
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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i browse eye brows.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Operatives are standing by.
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I am no longer infected
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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We saw her duck.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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I'm with intelligent --->
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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This is inappropriate
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Lego my Ego
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Confront the system.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Work is a four letter word.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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