Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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hail deep thought
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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I hear music!
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Are you sure? Why not?
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Protection when you least expect it
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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EAT BABIES
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Somebody hates you
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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It can't rain all the time
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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You Can Use Fire
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Just do it.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Clara mascara
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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christinsanity
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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to whom it may concern,
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Belief is the Enemy.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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The only way to get money is from other people
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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This sentence is a lie.
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listen to the silence
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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world wide eyed
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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