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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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You are hearing voices
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Work is a four letter word.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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stay human
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Not all people are human.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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is this a stupid question?
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"etwas" means something in german.
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stasis is a dream state
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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You are a fire hazard
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Are you interesting?
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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You might regret it.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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DIY
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Negation is definition
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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unleash infinity
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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WAKE UP.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Please use your natural reaction.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Try to remember
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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labels are not all inclusive
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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We see what you did there.
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Free
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Virginity can be cured.
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This is where I get off...
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All men are created unequal.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Kill Your Idols.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Terrorism.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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