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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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you can be right and still be murdered
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Normality is a luxury
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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No pain, no pain.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Property is theft.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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In the end. there's a period.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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annoy the boring
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Think while it's still illegal
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You don't need this ----->
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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This is not here
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Kook cain
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Think inside the box
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Lead Ashtray
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Laziness is a virtue.
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this post scares me
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You were alone before they left you
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Everybody knows.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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stay human
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True love is overrated
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Free? Prove it!
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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I hear music!
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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I see what you did there.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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all that litters is old
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Yes men get all the babes!
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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routine is a link with the past
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Normal is a curve.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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