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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Collect to reject
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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IMOK
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Got your knows!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Prophets profit.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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138 dys ony sos
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Percepi et esse.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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you left the iron on.
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This is a question?
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Question lobotomy.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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life is short..
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You are not an individual.
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Believing is seeing.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Levity Sucks!
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Forget you even read this.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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really
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Reinvent retardation.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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levity sucks.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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I am living in denial.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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The more you know, the less you control.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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You are hearing voices
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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And I thought I was original!
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Violators will be fisted.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Shit Floats.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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The Beginning is Nigh
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Ye of many faiths
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Such Oddacity.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Famous people are delicious.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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