MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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