Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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hate love - love hate
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Who watches the watchers?
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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BROFIST
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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This is a question?
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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recluses always get weak
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Security Through Obscurity
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Education is a form of murder
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Life is not only for you.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Fumble the bumble
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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starvation is nature's way
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Property is theft.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Try reading this page out loud.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Examine the following:
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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you LIVE in that head?
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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land of the fee
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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The Game
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I think you came to late.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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