Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Laugh at this sentence, please.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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You might not count in the New World Order
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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what did you lap up today?
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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God is dead, long live God
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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cancer cures smoking.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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escape from libtardia.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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check your assumptions
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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All employees are forbidden.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Personally, I blame society
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A king's castle is his home.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Only the insane prosper
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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poonerism
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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you read my fucking mind
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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This isn't all true.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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everything counts in large amounts
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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there is chaos in order
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Orwell was right.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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This is a Meme.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Please look away immediately.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Impeach the constitution
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This poster is holding reality together.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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