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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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what? do you think?
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Revelations will not be televised.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Because and effect.
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MEMESTORM
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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You're No. One
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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It's not my struggle
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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you left the iron on.
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There is no help.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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go down and drown'd
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Question...everything?
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Think inside the box
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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all norms are social.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Free will is compulsory.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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alzheimer macht frei
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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â–²
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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such is the war.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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FOREVER ALONE
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