Semi Official Memebomb Archive

[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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there's nothing except what you sense
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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I'm not dead.
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happy happens
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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There is no conspiracy.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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you can live on through your descendants
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This is the age of isis
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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How are you reading this?
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Fools seldom differ
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Don't forget to die
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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travelight
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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fear your friends
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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labels are not all inclusive
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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This message is not for you.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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