Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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