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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Deity... he's come for me
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[Verification needed]
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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We are the marginalized prophets
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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This is where I get off...
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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KNOW NOW
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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There is no help.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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bleed for the international power
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Have you been alive lately?
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Take the RED pill.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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We are here to grow our souls
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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My armor is contempt
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Taze a kitten!
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Kill your imagination.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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you can do more than you think.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Rejoin the human race.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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You better know
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Apocalypse!
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