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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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solitude is enriching
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Now is forever
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Leap before you look
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You know better
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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listen to the silence
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Very vinnie voorhees
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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i don't hate crime.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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irony is too mainstream for me
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You know it all, don't you?
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not valid without receipt
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Legalize poverty
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minimalism is about the details
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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MURDERBIRD
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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choose life
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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What poor gods we do make.
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It's a trap!
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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there is chaos in order
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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You're a great actor!
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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That's just what I believe
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Duck
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