Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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feel better now
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They're catching up to you!
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Always be extremely moderate.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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The media lies.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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sex differences are here to stay
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You are now breathing manually.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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humanism is obsolete
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Think about what you are thinking
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Appreciate Chaos
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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hope is self-replicating
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Seize the means of collapse.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Don't think
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I'm better than you.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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fun or doom
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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I'll be back.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Soil isn't a document
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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