Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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This sentence is false.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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inheritance must be abolished
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Not all congestion is equal.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Common sense is neither.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Because it's there.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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you are now leaving!
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Stop history
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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deceive regularly
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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You are one of the masks
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Pawn Takes king.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Do you want a cookie?
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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This sentence has never been written.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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DO NOT WANT.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Step on a crack
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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TRAVELITE
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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listen to the silence
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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farts in jars though.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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