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there is an error in this sentence.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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You can't be late until you show up.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Confront the system.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Wit happens.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Who told you to believe that?
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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How do you get all those coins?
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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I could only masquerade
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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noise can be hostile
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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SAUL MUSIC
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Violators will be fisted.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Don't be naive.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Never mind that.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Kill your imagination.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Such Oddacity.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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TREY CRAY
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Government Complaints Box
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Nature loves to hide.
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August Victoria hospital
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Vanilla extract
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you LIVE in that head?
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