Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Home is where the disease is
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We'll make you happy
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Average is such a mean word
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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I am my own god now
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Down is the new up!
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Kill Your Idols.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Dare to be stupid.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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You are the voice in your head.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Fools seldom differ
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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eeeee, be mite
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BeLIEve
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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I love you too.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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I don't exist.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Feel great with purpose
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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This is a question?
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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averageness is a point of view
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Vanilla extract
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Life is not rhetorical.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Think outside which box?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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brobama
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Negation is definition
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hate speech?
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...and then there is this faggot...
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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the whether is changing
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Break a pattern today.
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This is a pipe.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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the posthumous will judge.
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