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It's a trap!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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God made me an atheist.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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timidity is laughable
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Don't panic.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Think about what you are thinking
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the future is here now
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Knowing is hard.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Your smile or your life
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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You are now thinking manually.
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It can't rain all the time
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History is a religion
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Terrorism.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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This is a Meme.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Kill your Idle
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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