Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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an infection is a blessed event
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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you can be right and still be murdered
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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don't go with the flow
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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At the end you see it clear
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even she goes poo... even she
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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you are now manually dying
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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brainsprain
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Listen to the noise.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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belief is priceless
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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don't postpone joy
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Taze a kitten!
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Your dick sucks!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Did I just say that out loud?
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Tear off all your labels.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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No purpose necessary
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farts in jars though.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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