Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Pain = stupidity
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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"I can't breed!"
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we need some new cliches
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Don't think
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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I know what you did last summer...
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annoy the boring
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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somebody stop me. please.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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even your family can betray you
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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wacked lives shatter
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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i can't do that yet.
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its not. but maybe
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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take nothing for granted
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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I know your secret.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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to be is not to be
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Please press any door to continue
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Lady Inspired
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Reading is not understanding.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Percepi et esse.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Support Our Fruits.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Do not read this.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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