Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Smile for the camera!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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What if you're the one?
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Recycle your pets
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Please cue at this point -->
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Make up your words.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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today is under construction
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iPods are made of people!
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DNA controls you!
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Your dick sucks!
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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giant skeleton factory
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Things you own end up owning you
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wipe off that lipstick.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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This is where i get off.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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the posthumous will judge.
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Why are you too good to die?
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Fight Me
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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practice random acts
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Violence never settles anything.
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What are you doing?!
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This is a question?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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And I thought I was original!
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Noone knows our destination.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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averageness is a point of view
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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The cause is the effect.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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you will not think and you will not care
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#6546
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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There is no conspiracy.
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