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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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i wish i had tried.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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You are now thinking manually.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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exciting controversy
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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All myths are modern
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what a drag it is getting sold
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Simulate yourself
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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PANTFARTICA
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re-evolution!
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Darwin Hates You.
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My mess is a life
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this is one sentence.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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this conversation is over
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Please cue at this point -->
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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The Machine is Us.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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What Would Paris Do?
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You are now breathing manually.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Habeas Corpus
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Neither God nor master!
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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poonerism
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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This sign is not for you.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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