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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Vanilla extract
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Famous people are delicious.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Let's be cruel!
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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This sentence has never been written.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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This is not simply entertainment.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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PROLIFUCK
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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This statement is a lie.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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[citation needed]
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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scratch'n'sniff
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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I am the voice in your head.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Temptoe through the toolies
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The free market never cured malaria.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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escape from libtardia.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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using force to stop force is absurd
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Rebel against this command.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Property is theft.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Conventions are lazy.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Do you want a cookie?
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Lego my Ego
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