Semi Official Memebomb Archive

being broke is childish
#809 -340 = 3126 - 3466 - +
There Is No Friend Anywhere.
#2844 -365 = 2975 - 3340 - +
How was the first/last time you felt great?
#1463 -326 = 3516 - 3842 - +
Normality is a luxury
#3924 -354 = 2691 - 3045 - +
a name means a lot just by itself
#618 -385 = 3569 - 3954 - +
all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
#5061 -321 = 3498 - 3819 - +
Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
#3058 -339 = 2618 - 2957 - +
dare to be smart
#976 -282 = 3823 - 4105 - +
Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
#5413 -349 = 2814 - 3163 - +
someone should do something about that
#2522 -280 = 3292 - 3572 - +
Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
#4489 -241 = 3339 - 3580 - +
The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
#4111 -291 = 3802 - 4093 - +
Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
#1015 -353 = 3585 - 3938 - +
Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
#4801 -365 = 3696 - 4061 - +
do you hear what I'm seeing?
#6053 -378 = 3229 - 3607 - +
Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
#1345 -351 = 3266 - 3617 - +
Democracy is Watching you..
#3839 -267 = 2897 - 3164 - +
Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
#5861 -323 = 3446 - 3769 - +
Your mental conditions are not that interesting
#3401 -338 = 2771 - 3109 - +
An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
#4704 -293 = 3080 - 3373 - +
Measure once, cut twice
#4900 -378 = 2696 - 3074 - +
if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
#4837 -379 = 3526 - 3905 - +
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
#2620 -296 = 3189 - 3485 - +
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
#6000 -365 = 3173 - 3538 - +
much was decided before you were born
#2082 -418 = 3185 - 3603 - +
This may be the last time you feel great...
#2921 -284 = 4036 - 4320 - +
You're unique, just like everybody else
#3391 -316 = 3083 - 3399 - +
all norms are social.
#6245 -372 = 3954 - 4326 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -415 = 2828 - 3243 - +
i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
#4826 -458 = 2889 - 3347 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -262 = 4374 - 4636 - +
Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
#4746 -191 = 3918 - 4109 - +
Guns don't kill people, I do.
#1362 -349 = 3501 - 3850 - +
Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
#5322 -291 = 3483 - 3774 - +
If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
#5698 -202 = 3661 - 3863 - +
Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
#2893 -385 = 2848 - 3233 - +
every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
#6191 -258 = 3887 - 4145 - +
i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
#5557 -275 = 3407 - 3682 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -357 = 3470 - 3827 - +
No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
#2140 -411 = 2791 - 3202 - +
The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
#2710 -402 = 2737 - 3139 - +
take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
#2595 -262 = 3994 - 4256 - +
Are you sophisticated? Good.
#754 -393 = 3203 - 3596 - +
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
#1224 -283 = 3394 - 3677 - +
selfishness is the most basic motivation
#2460 -265 = 3570 - 3835 - +
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
#2192 -407 = 2519 - 2926 - +
Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
#731 -369 = 3149 - 3518 - +
the posthumous will judge.
#5670 -365 = 2833 - 3198 - +
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
#5492 -344 = 3295 - 3639 - +
Support Our Fruits.
#2580 -406 = 2955 - 3361 - +
fuck bitches, get money.
#5146 -395 = 3382 - 3777 - +
practice random acts
#2326 -292 = 3199 - 3491 - +
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
#756 -342 = 3167 - 3509 - +
Dare to be stupid.
#977 -347 = 3442 - 3789 - +
i just changed the world
#1528 -356 = 2772 - 3128 - +
You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
#4430 -295 = 2730 - 3025 - +
TITS
#6453 -596 = 3149 - 3745 - +
Does your mother know you can read this?
#1063 -335 = 3474 - 3809 - +
POOPEEPIE
#6111 -257 = 3804 - 4061 - +
She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
#4272 -362 = 3632 - 3994 - +
just say know
#5953 -273 = 3091 - 3364 - +
Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
#5280 -363 = 2768 - 3131 - +
You are not your self-image.
#4438 -275 = 4227 - 4502 - +
All we have is words
#4882 -261 = 3931 - 4192 - +
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
#5466 -312 = 3655 - 3967 - +
i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
#6208 -379 = 3891 - 4270 - +
We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
#4772 -418 = 2950 - 3368 - +
I don't have time for the truth.
#3880 -335 = 2554 - 2889 - +
Wretched excess is it's own reward
#4133 -288 = 3507 - 3795 - +
bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
#4762 -341 = 3334 - 3675 - +
Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
#5586 -273 = 3185 - 3458 - +
It really is just a jump to the left.
#5025 -365 = 2860 - 3225 - +
YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
#3923 -327 = 3476 - 3803 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4501 -401 = 2553 - 2954 - +
Smoke fish.
#4197 -398 = 3456 - 3854 - +
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
#4791 -373 = 3187 - 3560 - +
Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
#4059 -442 = 2925 - 3367 - +
you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
#4961 -325 = 3265 - 3590 - +
This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
#4606 -278 = 3412 - 3690 - +
I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
#5583 -346 = 2946 - 3292 - +
go within the flow
#1332 -398 = 2805 - 3203 - +
MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
#2009 -266 = 3484 - 3750 - +
While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
#3195 -364 = 3373 - 3737 - +
survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
#2588 -231 = 3606 - 3837 - +
gutenteit heimenpopper
#6170 -304 = 4263 - 4567 - +
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
#3944 -343 = 2845 - 3188 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -277 = 3577 - 3854 - +
If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
#1635 -336 = 3839 - 4175 - +
The quote below this one is a lie.
#5474 -336 = 2976 - 3312 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -268 = 3733 - 4001 - +
A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
#632 -270 = 3506 - 3776 - +
Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
#5214 -431 = 2982 - 3413 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -2579 = 7122 - 9701 - +
NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
#5735 -286 = 3192 - 3478 - +
When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
#4520 -311 = 3383 - 3694 - +
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
#1763 -363 = 2905 - 3268 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -300 = 3565 - 3865 - +
Ignorance knows no boundaries.
#3901 -259 = 4214 - 4473 - +
The past tense of regret is indecision.
#5341 -396 = 3137 - 3533 - +
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
#4706 -322 = 3758 - 4080 - +

5242 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project