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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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hate speech?
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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MURDERBIRD
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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everything counts in large amounts
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How do you get all those coins?
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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You don't exist.
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This message isn't for you
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There is no mainstream.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Should we start over?
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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what is future
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Lol, reality.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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christafarian
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Collapse the state of mind
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ux = bb is watching you
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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i know that i don't know.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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You should pay more attention.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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KNOW NOW
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Explain your sense of self
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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You know what I always say...
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Killing is murder
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you sure its safe?
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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discordia lumine maior
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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