Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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POOPEEPIE
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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ALWAYS IS
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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what did you lap up today?
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Some men are born posthumously.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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just say know
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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read banned books
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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recluses always get weak
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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our bored brains need information overload
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No, you're not a rebel.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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seize the means of imagination
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Lead Ashtray
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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pretend you have free will
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listen to the silence
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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automation is deadly
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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All your mistakes are performance art
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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big brother is not watching me
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Antisemitism is a gas
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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