Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I puked here
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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You better know
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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pretend you have free will
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Home is where the disease is
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Learn to Dis-earn
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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How do you get all those coins?
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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DO NOT BELIEF
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It's later than you think.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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big brother is not watching me
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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such is the war.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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zombies like you
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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KNOW NOW
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Pretend to be real.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Dick.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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This sentence is false.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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My armor is contempt
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Just give up and go crazy.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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How often do you feel human?
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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blumpkinfluffer
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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i just changed the world
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Don't knock opportunity
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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never fear goddess is here
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Ethos under desconstruction
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