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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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The Truth Is No.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Get ready for this.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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fun is my function
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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I am high, bye
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Success: Just say NO.
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This is the distraction.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Negation is definition
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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You are the voice in your head.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Five is a demon.
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"Please feel free."
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You are not an individual.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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This message is not for you.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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stasis is a dream state
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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You are not your ego
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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How are you reading this?
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Slippery when slick
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Who's life are you living?
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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We see what you did there.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Use no hooks.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I'm on thought rations
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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POOPEEPIE
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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This is a Meme.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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There is no more revolution;
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Think while it's still illegal
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Laziness is a virtue.
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