Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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today is under construction
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Don't quote this
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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I saw what you did just now
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decency is a relative thing
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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i think therefore i think i am
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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For a good time call Eris
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Suspend belief.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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This sign is not for you.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Duck
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Suffering is Optional...
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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[citation needed]
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Levity Sucks!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Everybody knows.
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Art is dangerous
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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The only way to get money is from other people
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Normality = boring-reality
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eris is my higher power
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Life is not only for you.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Vegetables are murder.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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My armor is contempt
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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History is a religion
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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