Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Will what you do
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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the medium is the mode
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Percepi et esse.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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read banned books
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ban censorship!
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Do not believe language.
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Fight Me
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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we need some new cliches
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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me me na me meme name
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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hungry? eat me.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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you left the iron on.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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These monsters are people
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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challenge your habits
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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what was i just thinking about?
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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laws make legislatures
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Is this really worth it?
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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If you can this.... you can read
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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starvation is nature's way
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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