Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Learn to Dis-earn
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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There is no mainstream.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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raw backwards is war
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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labels are not all inclusive
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Who are you? Why?
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Republican patriot fakers
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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i don't hate crime.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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If you do it, want it.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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"Please feel free."
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Do Not Remove
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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How am I not myself?
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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to be is not to be
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Browsers for Genocide
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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NANODICK
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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No one has died for your sins
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suk up and pop
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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