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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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By the power of viagra
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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just believing something can make it happen
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Now is forever
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Ban Censorship!
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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STOP TALKING.
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to be is not to be
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You're still playing by their rules!
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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you are now breathing automatically
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Reinvent retardation.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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to whom it may concern,
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Faith is not an excuse.
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You were alone before they left you
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you're it, no backsies
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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ask yourself this
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Vegetables are murder.
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Law = X/0
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Scene and Herd.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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