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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Prop Up The System!
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love your enemy
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lord of the memes...
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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There is no Truth here.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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i wish i had tried.
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i need to avoid the void
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The trick is whatever happens next
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I am GOD here!
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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go within the flow
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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physical culture is second best
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Be all that you can be
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To have nothing is impossible.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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ignorance is knowledge
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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fly's undone.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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iPods are made of people!
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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You know it all, don't you?
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Please press any door to continue
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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blumpkinfluffer
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Yes i did .
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Let's be cruel!
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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