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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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i will!
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Keep up and be ahead
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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There is no more revolution;
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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How's that working out for you?
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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its funny cause its true
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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pain can be a very positive thing
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DO NOT WANT.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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fear your friends
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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here...catch!
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Open horse fucking
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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This is the end
of the
end
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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just say know
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Which way to America?
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Who's life are you living?
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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