Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We'll make you happy
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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You can't be late until you show up.
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the past is dead country
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its not. but maybe
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Orwell was right.
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Republican patriot fakers
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Freedom is a party
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Use no hooks.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Your smile or your life
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Knowing is hard.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Free will is compulsory.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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life is short..
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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hail deep thought
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Are you living in the real world?
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Tear off all your labels.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Who's life are you living?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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I have found a truth.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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fat people think they are fat.
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I saw what you did just now
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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They're catching up to you!
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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No pain, no pain.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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