Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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The new money is info.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Write this somewhere else.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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listen when your body talks
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You did it.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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care to expand?
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my head hurts worse than yours
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men are not monogamous by nature
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you are now breathing automatically
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Why didn't you?
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Why not?
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what would you break without rules?
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Lol, reality.
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Law = X/0
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Please clean up after your god.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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You can't buy fun like this
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deceive regularly
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Freedom is a party
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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No purpose necessary
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Can I askew a question?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Each and single one
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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No costume is no costume
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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