Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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get an afterlife
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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fuck you
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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randy savage died for your sins
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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the void does not exist
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Such Oddacity.
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Negation is definition
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Your brain is itchy
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It might be worth it.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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i know that i don't know.
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SAUL MUSIC
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not valid without receipt
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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The hidden factor may be you.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Life is price less.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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138 dys ony sos
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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SCORPION PIE
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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This is the age of isis
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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black lies matter
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Yes you are.
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