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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Are you living in the real world?
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Guns Protect Killers.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Men always generalise
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Smile for the camera!
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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That's just what I believe
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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i redundant already.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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You are not your self-image.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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DO NOT WANT.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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No costume is no costume
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mostly you should mind your own business
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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My father was a good woman.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Preserve disorder
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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