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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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In the end. there's a period.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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I am living in denial.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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unleash infinity
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Neither God nor master!
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Prop Up The System!
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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We are not stuff that abides
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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planning for the future is escapism
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Life is not only for you.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Antisemitism is a gas
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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don't go with the flow
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Orwell was an optimist
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Sense is made, not born.
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Congregation, please be seated
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Please press any door to continue
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