Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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SAUL MUSIC
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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You've caught an even atom tan
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
#3084 -462 = 2702 - 3164 - +
Did I just say that out loud?
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
#4431 -325 = 2833 - 3158 - +
it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
#4886 -278 = 3172 - 3450 - +
Why not?
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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The End is Rear!
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Down is the new up!
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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adjust your tie.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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ask yourself this
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
#5199 -278 = 3370 - 3648 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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can-I-help-you's
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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We are here to grow our souls
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
#5634 -327 = 2653 - 2980 - +
Prophets profit.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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expressing anger is necessary
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Pretend you're not pretending
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Small minds think alike, too.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Lol, reality.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Some farts go poof.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Plan early, plan twice
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