Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Metallica Still Sucks
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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our bored brains need information overload
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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And I thought I was original!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Why are you masturbating?
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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being broke is childish
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I can see you
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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apologies
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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The only enemy is good
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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brobama
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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The Truth Hertz.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Your memebomb
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Head Your mind!
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Please press any door to continue
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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can this really be happening to me
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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