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Average is such a mean word
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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How necessary are you?
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Please press any door to continue
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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How am I not who I Am?
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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SAUL MUSIC
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Lucifer goes to church.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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what is future
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Lead Ashtray
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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this post scares me
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Someone knows better than you
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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For a good time call Eris
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Rejoin the human race.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Do Not Remove
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Law = X/0
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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God is dead, long live God
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Scene and Herd.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Yes you are.
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i never always win.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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security makes me nervous
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You'll never get this time back.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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