Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Virginity can be cured.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Personally, I blame society
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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We see what you did there.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Resistance is fertile
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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hate love - love hate
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Fumble the bumble
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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It might be worth it.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Why are you masturbating?
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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supplementing my permanent record
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You can't buy fun like this
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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The revolution will be the same
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Smoke fish.
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Existence is futile
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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i'm just as god remade me
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Suicide is against the law!
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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you LIVE in that head?
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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fear is information
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Paradox isn't.
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Jesus loves war!
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Such Oddacity.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Today is the day.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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