Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Good luck on your exam.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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I bet you stepped in it.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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christinsanity
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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everyone's work is equally important
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No hidden window here.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
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explain that.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Normal
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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You are Powerful!
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Impeach the constitution
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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fuck it we ball
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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really
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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decency is a relative thing
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god believes in you!
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Check Mate!
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Question reality.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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true freedom is frightful
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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We are here to grow our souls
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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This is inappropriate
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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