Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You're still playing by their rules!
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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go down and drown'd
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Panic carefully
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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The solution is part of the problem.
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really
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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minimalism is about the details
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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DUCK !!
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suk up and pop
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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No one is stopping you
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The Truth Is No.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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keep the lasagna flying
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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This message is not for you.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Clara mascara
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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expressing anger is necessary
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I don't believe you.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Don't knock opportunity
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Noone knows our destination.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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just say know
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Security without freedom is prison.
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'slanguage
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There is no help.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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You are now thinking manually.
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Robots bleed red
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Fight apathy or don't.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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