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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Art is dangerous
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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fear of a blank page.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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travelight
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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God is an excuse.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Reading is not understanding.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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[citation needed]
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Don't tread on me
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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this conversation is over
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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go down and drown'd
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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you owe the world not the other way around
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Normal is a curve.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Don't knock opportunity
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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You are literate
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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