Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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