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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Good luck on your exam.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Do you find this question offensive?
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Don't quote this
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fun or doom
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your breath smells a funny colour
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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What are you doing?!
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Somebody hates you
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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IN MY PANTS!
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Abel had no descendants.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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'slanguage
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Hail Damage Repair!
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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you're doing it.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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BeLIEve
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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ux = bb is watching you
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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fnord
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Collapse the state of mind
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Do you want a cookie?
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Feel great on purpose.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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illness is a state of mind
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