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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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DNA controls you!
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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This is not a pipe.
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what i think i am
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Lady Inspired
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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[Verification needed]
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Soil isn't a document
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Virginity can be cured.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Knowing is hard.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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eris is my higher power
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Head Your mind!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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bleed for the international power
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wacked lives shatter
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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I want this statement to be false.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Click here to win.
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Yes i did .
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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you're doing it.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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