Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Apocalypse!
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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you're doing it.
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Wit happens.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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I shit you not.
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Noone knows our destination.
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what did you lap up today?
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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YOU will live forever!
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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NO YOU!
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Run. You're watching you.
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Just do it.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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alzheimer macht frei
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Tune out the signal.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Question lobotomy.
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We see what you did there.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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This sentence is a lie.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Now is forever
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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fear your friends
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Difference engenders hate.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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