Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We'll make you happy
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Open horse fucking
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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You're already in its belly.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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This is not here
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Each and single one
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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choice != control
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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you must have one grand passion
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Defective for our future.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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i redundant already.
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"Please do not use other door."
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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I think you came to late.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Browsers for Genocide
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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I love my tribe.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Yes i did .
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Get 0%, win
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Orwell was right.
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Science is a cult
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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lord of the memes...
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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