Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The only enemy is good
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Ignorance isn't free!
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Today is the day.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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ICDUC2?
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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please change beliefs
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Everybody knows.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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There is no conspiracy.
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Please look away immediately.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Eating the menu?
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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The End is Rear!
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Don't be naive.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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fuck it we ball
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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YOU will live forever!
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Refuse to be remastered
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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just believing something can make it happen
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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action causes more trouble than thought
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