Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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go within the flow
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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People are revolting
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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minimalism is about the details
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Got your knows!
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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farts in jars though.
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i wish i had tried.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Do you want a cookie?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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You grok?
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Suicide is against the law!
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Try Dying.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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You are now breathing manually.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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someone should do something about that
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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In the long run we are all dead.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Run. You're watching you.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Kill your imagination.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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My god is bigger.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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