Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Things you own end up owning you
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Without fuck ¡
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christafarian
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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the past is dead country
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Measure once, cut twice
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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The following statement is not true:
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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do you think we are forever?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Life is price less.
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Open horse fucking
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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exciting controversy
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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you will not think and you will not care
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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it's a headless blunder
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Love's as good as soma!
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Can you hear me now?
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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IN MY PANTS!
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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