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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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You better know
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Do Not Remove
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Suicide is against the law!
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Life is not only for you.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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non serviam
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Adapt or die!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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This sign is not for you.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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politics is used for personal gain
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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I could only masquerade
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Your ego is biohazard
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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abort that defeatist
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I love my tribe.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Kwote Zero
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Noone knows our destination.
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listen to the silence
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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what would you break without rules?
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