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poonerism
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Sense is made, not born.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Don't think
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Your dick sucks!
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Question...everything?
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Power to the Imagination.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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free water! Take one!
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Virginity can be cured.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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You too can be No. one!
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Please use your natural reaction.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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choose life
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Nothing real requires faith.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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They are hunting dogs.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Eating the menu?
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Should we start over?
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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STOP TALKING.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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private property created crime
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Reading is not understanding.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Terror is what you make of it.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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You are hearing voices
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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History is a religion
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Mission accomplished.
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This is not here
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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