Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Care for a penis snifter?
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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There is no help.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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I hear music!
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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antifart
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Do not believe language.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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read banned books
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Go places.
Do things
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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such is the war.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Defective for our future.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Look at the finger!!
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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snub backwards is buns
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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