Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kilmalosa323
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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i is imaginary.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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just say know
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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snub backwards is buns
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Panic carefully
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Things you own end up owning you
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Roots are for vegetables
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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It's always today.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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being broke is childish
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Abstinence is perverted
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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slack lives matter
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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