He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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