Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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People are revolting
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Don't worry, be metal
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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fear is information
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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slack lives matter
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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ice 4 eyes
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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i browse eye brows.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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You're a great actor!
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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I just love the way you hate
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You did it.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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moderation kills the spirit
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I am living in denial.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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TV Sets the Channel
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Death is not only for you.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Reality is only a theory
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Be less prepared.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Be eaten by babies
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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POOPEEPIE
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Authorised graffiti area
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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farts in jars though.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Stop Palpitation!
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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This bear's repeating.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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