Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Ye of many faiths
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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They are hunting dogs.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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I'm already against the next war.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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timidity is laughable
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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You can't buy fun like this
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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jesus hippie
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Strike any user to continue.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Who is the shepherd?
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Politics is war by other means
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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It's good to be the King.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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This is where I get off...
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Can I askew a question?
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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They Live. We sleep
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Are you interesting?
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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You're already in its belly.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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At the end you see it clear
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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pain can be a very positive thing
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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its funny cause its true
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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