Semi Official Memebomb Archive

THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Maybe you're a product too
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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war is a purification rite
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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not valid without receipt
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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laws make legislatures
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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this conversation isnt over
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Infect Yourself.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Seize the means of collapse.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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unleash infinity
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Personally, I blame society
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Security Through Obscurity
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Eating the menu?
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Love my label like myself
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Examine the following:
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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You are now thinking manually.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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maybe partying will help
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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bleed for the international power
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Critique Thyself
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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