Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Be young - shut up!
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You are not your ego
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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DNA controls you!
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Rebel against this command.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Please use other door.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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"I can't breed!"
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You are now thinking manually.
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Fuck semantics!
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Don't knock opportunity
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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listen when your body talks
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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ice 4 eyes
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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[citation needed]
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Yes i did .
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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down with lies?
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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I think you came to late.
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Have a good day, or die.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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big brother is not watching me
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Good luck on your exam.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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