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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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I'm in this for the money.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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wishing things away is not effective
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life = murder
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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beat violence!
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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DO NOT WANT.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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offer very little information about yourself
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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humor is a release
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Property is theft.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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BROFIST
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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sex differences are here to stay
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Utopia, why?
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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YOU will live forever!
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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travelight
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Without fuck ¡
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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don't go with the flow
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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TREY CRAY
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Politics is war by other means
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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