Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When you go to hell, you DIE
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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STOP TALKING.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Death is not only for you.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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If you want it, do it.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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"Please feel free."
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Civilization is sterilization.
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This is not a meme.
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practice random acts
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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pretend you have free will
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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I don't believe you.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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If its to be its up to me
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Question lobotomy.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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just believing something can make it happen
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All that is colossal is fraud
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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mad, not angry.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Don't think
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Reality is only a theory
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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But we'll never survive!
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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poonerism
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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routine is a link with the past
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Leave me the hell alone!
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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God is dead, long live God
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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i can't do that yet.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Deity... he's come for me
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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