Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Smile for the camera!
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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IGNore fnords
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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jesus hippie
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Try Dying.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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In the end. there's a period.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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giant skeleton factory
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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You are the voice in your head.
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I'll be back.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Defective for our future.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Forget you even read this.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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FOREVER ALONE
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Not a Restroom
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I think you came to late.
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practice random acts
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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I know what you did last summer...
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this is a interdistraction
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Suffering is Optional...
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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change your mind
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Find your passion for apathy
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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prosecutors will be violated.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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i redundant already.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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