Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Scream, it's the least you could do
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"Please do not use other door."
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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You are the voice in your head.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Life is not only for you.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Freedom Needs Work.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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someone should do something about that
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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That was a bad idea.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Wit happens.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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problem solver or problem maker
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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It might be worth it.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Violators will be fisted.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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wacked lives shatter
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wait!
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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They are hunting dogs.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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FOREVER ALONE
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Such Oddacity.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Legalize poverty
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Violence never settles anything.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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are you wearing that?
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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