Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Should we start over?
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Do not read this message.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Home is where the disease is
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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You are not your self-image.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Stamp out bad eggs
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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All we have is words
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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If not now, then when?
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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This is not here
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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belief is priceless
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holding back protects your vital energies
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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the void does not exist
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Lady Inspired
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Politician, govern thyself.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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don't postpone joy
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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IGNore fnords
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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life is short..
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I believe I disbelieve.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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