Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Think about what you are thinking
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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true freedom is frightful
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Your brain is itchy
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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I will never lie to you.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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I'm better than you.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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you're doing it.
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i browse eye brows.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Get ready for this.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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The truth never set anyone free
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There is no conspiracy.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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This is 'not cricket'.
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you must have one grand passion
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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you owe the world not the other way around
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Home is where the disease is
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Be eaten by babies
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That's just what I believe
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politics is used for personal gain
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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words tend to be inadequate
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Existence is futile
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Roll again.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Have you been alive lately?
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Difference engenders hate.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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