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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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our bored brains need information overload
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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ice 4 eyes
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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fuck bitches, get money.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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How am I not myself?
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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yeah, i know.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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all roads lead to qumran
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All that is colossal is fraud
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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This is now part of your day.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Look at the finger!!
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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you left the iron on.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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This is a Meme.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Fumble the bumble
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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You don't exist.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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someone should do something about that
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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This is not a meme.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Poetry is in the street.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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fututio, non verba.
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They're catching up to you!
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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