Semi Official Memebomb Archive

decency is a relative thing
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stay human
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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To be happy is a new notion
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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get thee behind me greyface
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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The truth never set anyone free
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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I am no longer infected
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you sure its safe?
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Common sense is neither.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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you left the iron on.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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today is under construction
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Fuck semantics!
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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obamasyomama
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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World's Best Dad
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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My armor is contempt
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Call in Sick
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Authorised graffiti area
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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If your not confused your wrong
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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