Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't believe everything you think.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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You don't need this ----->
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eeeee, be mite
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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God is a word.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Stop history
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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wacked lives shatter
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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there are too few immutable truths today
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Orwell was an optimist
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Now Accepting New Patience
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Politics is war by other means
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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How am I not who I Am?
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Roll again.
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pretend you have free will
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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FOREVER ALONE
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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nobody does anything anymore!
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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physical culture is second best
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World's Best Dad
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The Machine is Us.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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The Truth Hertz.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Please clean up after your god.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Reality is only a theory
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