ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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