Semi Official Memebomb Archive

beat violence!
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Have a nice day. Or else
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bleed for the international power
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hate speech?
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Avert thy gaze!
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Existence is futile
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Oh, no, not again.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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low expectations are good protection
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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noise can be hostile
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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this is only a test
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Why are you too good to die?
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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You woke up for this?
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Go places.
Do things
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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an elite is inevitable
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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I was young and I needed the money
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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feel better now
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Dick.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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there is chaos in order
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No one is stopping you
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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categorizing fear is calming
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Noone knows our destination.
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Lead Ashtray
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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I am no longer infected
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Use only as directed.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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All employees are forbidden.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Because it's there.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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planning for the future is escapism
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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