Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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you are now manually dying
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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This is Not an Exist.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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all norms are social.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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challenge your habits
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Robots bleed red
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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angst is lame
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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god believes in you!
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Sense is made, not born.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Now is all you have.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Abandon all art NOW
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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obamasyomama
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its not. but maybe
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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You are now thinking manually.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Success: Just say NO.
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This sentence is a lie.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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NO YOU!
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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How's that working out for you?
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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i believe that children are the futile
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humor is a release
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Pwn free and clear.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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