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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Vegetables are murder.
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Support Our Fruits.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Life is not only for you.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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KNOW SHIT!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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lord of the memes...
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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ICDUC2?
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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You are the voice in your head.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Lady Inspired
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Simulate yourself
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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What if you're the one?
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Grab it and feel it
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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I GET IT!
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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warning: the sky really is falling
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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19februholidamned
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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travelight
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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