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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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you read my fucking mind
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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wait faster
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getting even is odd.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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I GET IT!
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Oops bi did it again
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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...and then there is this faggot...
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I know your secret.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Go directly to jail.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Subversive is the new black.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Now is all you have.
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all norms are social.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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routine is a link with the past
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Man's character is his fate.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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It's never too late to start.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Secrecy kills.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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NO YOU!
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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happy happens
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low expectations are good protection
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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decency is a relative thing
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Save the banks lol
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never fear goddess is here
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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