Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Tear off all your labels.
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The new money is info.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Normal
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Vegetables are murder.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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water is just boneless ice
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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You can't be too serious.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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In case of fire, burn.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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alzheimer macht frei
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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What if you're the one?
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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routine is a link with the past
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Kook cain
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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iPods are made of people!
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the void does not exist
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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care to expand?
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Quit the shit
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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You're a great actor!
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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I am GOD here!
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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[citation needed]
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We are not stuff that abides
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Robots bleed red
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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