Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Existence is futile
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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This is the age of isis
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Reality is unbelievable.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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This is a question?
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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physical culture is second best
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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automation is deadly
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Jesus was a profit.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Tear off all your labels.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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sex differences are here to stay
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Why not?
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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This is now part of your day.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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god cares for you more.
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Because it's there.
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Got your knows!
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Never mind that.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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No one gets out alive.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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