Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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beat violence!
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Kill your imagination.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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eris is my higher power
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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the future is here now
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fallin' allin
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I saw what you did just now
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Fight apathy or don't.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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God is dead, long live God
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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[citation needed]
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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go within the flow
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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How come you so Dumb?
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Feel great with purpose
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Step on a crack
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Death is not only for you.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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The media lies.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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â–²
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Support your local ceiling.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Impeach the constitution
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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And thus, sense was made.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Prophets profit.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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-hyphencypher-
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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