Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We Universe Itself
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Work is a four letter word.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Fools seldom differ
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Stop being used.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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All men are created unequal.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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fututio, non verba.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Yes you are.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Can I askew a question?
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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They're catching up to you!
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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BROFIST
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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August Victoria hospital
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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an infection is a blessed event
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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There is no conspiracy.
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This is the age of isis
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Preserve disorder
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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How come you so Dumb?
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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