Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only Americans are real humans
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belief is priceless
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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this conversation is over
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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But I'm already repressed!
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Seriousness is death
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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ISABELLAH
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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please change beliefs
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Authorised graffiti area
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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I do hesitate to ask.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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The hidden factor may be you.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Famous people are delicious.
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Defective for our future.
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I shit you not.
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annoy the boring
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Your brain is itchy
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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I am my own god now
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