Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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I really like writing on walls
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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KNOW SHIT!
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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138 dys ony sos
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Do not believe language.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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i dont really know anything.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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all information is misinformation
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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What poor gods we do make.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Happiness is not efficient
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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The following statement is not true:
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Your mother was lying
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yeah, i know.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Hellen back
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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My god is bigger.
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What just happened?
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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maybe partying will help
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Orwell was an optimist
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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i think therefore i think i am
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Step on a crack
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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You should pay more attention.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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its not. but maybe
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And thus, sense was made.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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