Semi Official Memebomb Archive

never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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exciting controversy
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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our bored brains need information overload
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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People are blinky
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Temptoe through the toolies
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Recycle your pets
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Yes i did .
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Explain your sense of self
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You're standing in it now.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Ban Censorship!
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A free world needs no leaders
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Abandon all art NOW
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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This is a thought free zone.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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This is a question?
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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i'm just as god remade me
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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this post scares me
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Without fuck ¡
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Famous people are delicious.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Oops bi did it again
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