Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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big brother is not watching me
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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So, read any good books lately?
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Yes i did .
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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i just changed the world
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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The hidden factor may be you.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Be young - shut up!
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Lego my Ego
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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the void does not exist
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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World's Best Dad
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Think while it's still illegal
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Home is where the disease is
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ignorance is hell.
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This message is false
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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DO NOT BELIEF
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[Verification needed]
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nothing is something
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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What you change, changes you.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Invent a problem
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I hate prejudiced people.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Life is not only for you.
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