Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Hauch"
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Grate with purpose
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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fun or doom
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ISABELLAH
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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[Citation Needed]
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Always be extremely moderate.
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problem solver or problem maker
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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private property created crime
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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seizure salad
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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life itself is a kind of disease
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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[Verification needed]
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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No costume is no costume
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you're doing it.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Don't tread on me
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iPods are made of people!
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Art is dangerous
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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politics is used for personal gain
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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