Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Kill time before it kills you!
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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escape from libtardia.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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can-I-help-you's
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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help me i've turned into paper
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I could only masquerade
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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There's no such thing as a free world
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Habeas Corpus
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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What are you doing?!
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IN MY PANTS!
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Be young - shut up!
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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wait,
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Think inside the box
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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the revolution will not realised
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Security without freedom is prison.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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life = murder
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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here...catch!
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Please press any door to continue
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can this really be happening to me
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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recluses always get weak
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Vanilla extract
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Theft is liberty
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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All employees are forbidden.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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