Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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