Semi Official Memebomb Archive

whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Jesus loves war!
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Confusion is paradise
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Stop Palpitation!
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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NO YOU!
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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seizure salad
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Faith is not an excuse.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Oops bi did it again
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Now is forever
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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MINDCRAFT
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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You are hearing voices
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Blasphemy is my religion
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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The door is the key.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Rebel against this command.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Caution: dry paint.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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slack lives matter
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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"Hauch"
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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The Sanity is IN.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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wait faster
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Simulate yourself
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Who watches the watchers?
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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For a good time call Eris
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This sticker written on the internet.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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I don't believe you.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Men always generalise
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A king's castle is his home.
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