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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Let us prey
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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go down and drown'd
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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I think the terrorists just won.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Question...everything?
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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IMOK
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Use only as directed.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Orwell was right.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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I puked here
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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I am no longer infected
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Some farts go poop.
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Was it worth it?
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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This sticker written on the internet.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Call in Sick
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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What you change, changes you.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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technology will make or break us
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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You're on your own now
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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That's what she said.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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You are not an individual.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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