Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Normality = boring-reality
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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today is under construction
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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choose life
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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No direction is the right direction
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The police are your friends.
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You're No. One
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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This is not here
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pink is ok, too
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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hail deep thought
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Save the banks lol
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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A king's castle is his home.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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I love you too.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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raw backwards is war
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Laziness is a virtue.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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obamasyomama
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blumpkinfluffer
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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A language is a dialect with an army
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NANODICK
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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