Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you cannot bow down without bending over.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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jesus was a roman mole
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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antifart
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averageness is a point of view
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Without fuck ¡
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Knock yourself out.
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noise can be hostile
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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the whether is changing
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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The Game
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Appreciate Chaos
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Has to happen to somebody.
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even she goes poo... even she
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Critique Thyself
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Security through Obesity
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Conventions are lazy.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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all information is misinformation
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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check your assumptions
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Save us from salvation
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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go within the flow
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Do you think that went well?
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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If its to be its up to me
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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SILENCE
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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big brother is not watching me
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Don't believe this sentence.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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