Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Mission accomplished.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Ateoff shitler
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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meet us in orbit
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pink is ok, too
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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fututio, non verba.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Nature loves to hide.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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For a good time, please call 000.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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life = murder
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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You know better
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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You know it all, don't you?
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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This is a Meme.
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pretend you have free will
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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My mess is a life
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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