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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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without chaos, there can not be order
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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this conversation isnt over
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true freedom is frightful
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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You are what you hate.
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timidity is laughable
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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If its to be, its up to me
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Roll again.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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solitude is enriching
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Call in Sick
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Eating the menu?
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Please use other door.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Utopia, why?
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blumpkinfluffer
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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We're behaving like insects
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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psychicdelic
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decadence can be an end in itself
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Head Your mind!
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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delusions comfy enough?
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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