Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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adjust your tie.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Do not live, do not die.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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And a cat in every bag.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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the medium is the mode
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At the end you see it clear
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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this conversation isnt over
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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life is short..
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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what did you lap up today?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You don't exist.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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And I thought I was original!
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Write this somewhere else.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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This is the distraction.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Do not read this.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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land of the fee
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Nature loves to hide.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Blasphemy is my religion
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You are what you hate.
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Which way to America?
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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hate speech?
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the family is living on borrowed time
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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