Semi Official Memebomb Archive

most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
#4262 -269 = 3321 - 3590 - +
yOU NEVER KNOW
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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fear of a blank page.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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My moral standing is lying down.
#2094 -393 = 3395 - 3788 - +
I love my tribe.
#3978 -326 = 3404 - 3730 - +
IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
#6032 -450 = 3392 - 3842 - +
"Please feel free."
#3638 -274 = 3069 - 3343 - +
Vanilla extract
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
#3892 -396 = 3519 - 3915 - +
Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
#3394 -334 = 3008 - 3342 - +
Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
#4706 -343 = 3814 - 4157 - +
I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
#5113 -317 = 3676 - 3993 - +
absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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decency is a relative thing
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Reading is not understanding.
#3787 -360 = 3125 - 3485 - +
If you can read this, I love you.
#1680 -385 = 2875 - 3260 - +
The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
#5500 -326 = 2927 - 3253 - +
Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
#5393 -396 = 2884 - 3280 - +
YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
#3403 -361 = 2829 - 3190 - +
If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
#1688 -299 = 3438 - 3737 - +
When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
#5293 -379 = 2963 - 3342 - +
I'm not dead.
#1610 -290 = 3416 - 3706 - +
Make it so!
#2012 -262 = 3843 - 4105 - +
If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
#1633 -371 = 2826 - 3197 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -269 = 3947 - 4216 - +
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
#2334 -275 = 3282 - 3557 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -286 = 4767 - 5053 - +
Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
#4329 -337 = 3583 - 3920 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -120 = 3890 - 4010 - +
I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
#5669 -357 = 2985 - 3342 - +
We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -97 = 3779 - 3876 - +
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
#2574 -327 = 3080 - 3407 - +
And now, a man who needs no introduction...
#715 -281 = 3441 - 3722 - +
repetition is the best way to learn
#2412 -303 = 3171 - 3474 - +
Temptoe through the toolies
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
#4226 -258 = 3621 - 3879 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -292 = 3637 - 3929 - +
EAT BABIES
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Infect Yourself.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
#4289 -320 = 3606 - 3926 - +
Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
#2408 -349 = 2978 - 3327 - +
religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
#3252 -358 = 3216 - 3574 - +
You can't be too serious.
#3292 -336 = 3354 - 3690 - +
annoy the boring
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This is not a pipe.
#2908 -367 = 2995 - 3362 - +
If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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KNOW SHIT!
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This statement is a lie.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Context does.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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i am not a label (5 words)
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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fun is my function
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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#6546
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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The beginning of the end is T
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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You were alone before they left you
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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