Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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you can live on through your descendants
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Who's life are you living?
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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I saw what you did just now
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Have you been alive lately?
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I'll be back.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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All your mistakes are performance art
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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These monsters are people
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Don't be naive.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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this is a interdistraction
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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You don't need this ----->
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Nothing is 100% true
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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We are watching you
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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don't postpone joy
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You are the opposition!
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I can see you
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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minimalism is about the details
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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There is no mainstream.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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physical culture is second best
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Question reality.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Paradox isn't.
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averageness is a point of view
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Some farts go poof.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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This is a pipe.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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