Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Living in the past devalues currency.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Only rats stay bought
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this conversation is over
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the posthumous will judge.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Who are you? Why?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Kilmalosa323
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Collapse the state of mind
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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problem solver or problem maker
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Zombie or not to be?
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Pwn free and clear.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Kill your Idle
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The Game
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Collect to reject
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Please don't care about this sign.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Both are fools but who knows?
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You're standing in it now.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Neither God nor master!
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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the voice of god is just a construct
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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mad, not angry.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Achacha
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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I believe I disbelieve.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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