Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Free Baser Evil!
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Laws make criminals.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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BELIEVING KILLS
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Because it's there.
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This is not a pipe.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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raw backwards is war
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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These monsters are people
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Convictions cause convicts.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Man's character is his fate.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Happiness is not efficient
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Why not?
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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I am high, bye
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Every one can read your mind.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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civilization is the denial of shit
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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I'm on thought rations
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