Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is a hard life.
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Futility is futile.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Please look away immediately.
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brainsprain
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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the ripple is not the water.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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You Can Use Fire
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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People are revolting
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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all that litters is old
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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I love you too.
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Vegetables are murder.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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timidity is laughable
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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words tend to be inadequate
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Some farts go poop.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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check your assumptions
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Moderation is for monks.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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You are one of the masks
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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That was a bad idea.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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My body is clay for me to mold
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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annoy the boring
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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No forbidding allowed.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Ban Censorship!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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