THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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