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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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really
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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unique things must be the most valuable
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Without fuck ¡
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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you can be right and still be murdered
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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How do you get all those coins?
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psychicdelic
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Kwote Zero
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this post scares me
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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apologies
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Just do it.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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This message isn't for you
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Everybody knows.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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what would you break without rules?
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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OUT OFN ORDER
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STOP TALKING.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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the whether is changing
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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me me na me meme name
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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This is a Meme.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Specialization is for insects
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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wishing things away is not effective
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Make it so!
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Reading is not understanding.
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