The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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