Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no mainstream.
#4340 -306 = 3298 - 3604 - +
Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
#6395 -585 = 3536 - 4121 - +
If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
#1704 -353 = 3167 - 3520 - +
I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
#5503 -283 = 3100 - 3383 - +
Are you happy? If not, why?
#3501 -304 = 3274 - 3578 - +
If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
#1633 -359 = 2694 - 3053 - +
I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
#5111 -316 = 3352 - 3668 - +
Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
#3925 -397 = 3337 - 3734 - +
hiding your emotions is despicable
#1422 -374 = 2500 - 2874 - +
not valid without receipt
#2171 -300 = 2978 - 3278 - +
Zombie or not to be?
#4100 -371 = 2856 - 3227 - +
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
#4231 -313 = 3669 - 3982 - +
help me i've turned into paper
#1404 -298 = 2954 - 3252 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -296 = 3808 - 4104 - +
Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
#3464 -376 = 3307 - 3683 - +
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
#5287 -307 = 3177 - 3484 - +
change is an inside job
#5710 -356 = 2541 - 2897 - +
Make up your words.
#2015 -351 = 2806 - 3157 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -152 = 3898 - 4050 - +
chance the yeti
#6008 -333 = 3110 - 3443 - +
we exist to exist to exist to exist
#6458 -430 = 2419 - 2849 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1672 = 6103 - 7775 - +
what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
#5944 -289 = 4117 - 4406 - +
I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
#5272 -300 = 3467 - 3767 - +
I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
#5113 -303 = 3520 - 3823 - +
I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
#5274 -397 = 2513 - 2910 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -515 = 2603 - 3118 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -199 = 4399 - 4598 - +
Remove your company loyalty genes.
#2410 -323 = 3167 - 3490 - +
The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
#2665 -331 = 2794 - 3125 - +
August Victoria hospital
#5509 -328 = 2734 - 3062 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
#3991 -344 = 3168 - 3512 - +
Reality is only a theory
#6068 -368 = 3238 - 3606 - +
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
#6025 -300 = 3254 - 3554 - +
guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
#1360 -352 = 2384 - 2736 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -154 = 1201 - 1355 - +
The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
#4096 -292 = 3944 - 4236 - +
lower your expectations and raise entropy.
#6308 -539 = 3976 - 4515 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -286 = 3773 - 4059 - +
There is no absolute Freedom!
#5202 -346 = 2926 - 3272 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 -327 = 3387 - 3714 - +
Go directly to jail.
#3550 -271 = 3372 - 3643 - +
Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
#2045 -329 = 3086 - 3415 - +
Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
#825 -329 = 3135 - 3464 - +
I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
#1488 -307 = 2945 - 3252 - +
education is everywhere
#1136 -333 = 2754 - 3087 - +
Please press any door to continue
#3599 -287 = 3049 - 3336 - +
the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
#4614 -293 = 3159 - 3452 - +
Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
#4586 -301 = 3479 - 3780 - +
A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
#636 -315 = 3226 - 3541 - +
Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
#848 -405 = 3525 - 3930 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
#2433 -294 = 3524 - 3818 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -237 = 2542 - 2779 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#3160 -340 = 3110 - 3450 - +
Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
#5122 -337 = 2582 - 2919 - +
the medium is the mode
#4135 -320 = 3069 - 3389 - +
Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
#4003 -296 = 3109 - 3405 - +
The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
#5346 -393 = 2554 - 2947 - +
Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
#5184 -551 = 2973 - 3524 - +
WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
#6127 -391 = 3595 - 3986 - +
Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
#925 -343 = 3585 - 3928 - +
wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
#4810 -434 = 3621 - 4055 - +
No forbidding allowed.
#2131 -271 = 3280 - 3551 - +
HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
#5952 -261 = 3245 - 3506 - +
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
#627 -328 = 3350 - 3678 - +
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
#1318 -313 = 3500 - 3813 - +
revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
#6035 -379 = 3214 - 3593 - +
Eating the menu?
#1133 -294 = 2828 - 3122 - +
No purpose necessary
#5386 -298 = 3289 - 3587 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -334 = 3356 - 3690 - +
power lies everywhere
#6150 -398 = 3557 - 3955 - +
For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
#6535 -5 = 16 - 21 - +
Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
#2296 -279 = 2557 - 2836 - +
roads less traveled often lead to happier places
#5023 -305 = 4034 - 4339 - +
The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
#2752 -228 = 3495 - 3723 - +
Everybody ought to have a maid.
#1182 -389 = 2379 - 2768 - +
If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
#1722 -289 = 3094 - 3383 - +
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
#2780 -313 = 3330 - 3643 - +
a solid home base builds a sense of self
#630 -262 = 3640 - 3902 - +
help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
#6121 -270 = 3791 - 4061 - +
THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
#6323 -648 = 3800 - 4448 - +
Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
#1340 -351 = 2905 - 3256 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -265 = 3417 - 3682 - +
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
#2250 -301 = 3055 - 3356 - +
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
#5281 -313 = 3098 - 3411 - +
listen to the silence
#6039 -452 = 3184 - 3636 - +
Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
#4515 -262 = 3222 - 3484 - +
do you hear what I'm seeing?
#6053 -352 = 3154 - 3506 - +
If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
#5423 -445 = 2824 - 3269 - +
Keep up and be ahead
#4921 -405 = 2877 - 3282 - +
You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
#4870 -322 = 3030 - 3352 - +
can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
#6418 -556 = 3150 - 3706 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -114 = 893 - 1007 - +
The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
#5328 -304 = 3535 - 3839 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -305 = 3019 - 3324 - +
Baby be my queen forever and ever.
#5500 -330 = 2775 - 3105 - +
I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
#1507 -289 = 3699 - 3988 - +
Tell ________ we're looking for him.
#2610 -315 = 3146 - 3461 - +
FEAR IS WORSHIP
#5812 -305 = 3345 - 3650 - +
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
#1647 -373 = 3150 - 3523 - +

5235 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project