Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Grate with purpose
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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everything counts in large amounts
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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look above the wind.
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Killing is murder
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i am not a label (5 words)
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Fait accompli...
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Kilmalosa323
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
#3094 -375 = 2851 - 3226 - +
The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Welcome home
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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physical culture is second best
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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PROLIFUCK
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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I am living in denial.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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choice != control
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Don't think
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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you will not think and you will not care
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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theft is the liberty of property
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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