Semi Official Memebomb Archive

One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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SCORPION PIE
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Virginity can be cured.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Power to the Imagination.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Grayface is a Pope too
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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It can't rain all the time
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Stop being used.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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life is short..
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Don't tread on me
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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The only enemy is good
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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alzheimer macht frei
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Use only as directed.
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Your brain is itchy
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Try Dying.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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You might regret it.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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no absolutes!
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Pwn free and clear.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Be excellent to each other
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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seize the means of imagination
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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yeah, i know.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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