Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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JUST THINKING
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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You are getting sleepy very.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Grab it and feel it
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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fun is my function
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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someone should do something about that
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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you can live on through your descendants
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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No one gets out alive.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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At the end you see it clear
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Impeach the constitution
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Keep quiet about this.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Don't think
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Get ready for this.
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Ye of many faiths
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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what would you break without rules?
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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SAUL MUSIC
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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