Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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At the end you see it clear
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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You woke up for this?
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you're doing it.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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fly's undone.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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People are Human.
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practice random acts
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Reinvent retardation.
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You better know
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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How come you so Dumb?
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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go down and drown'd
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Critique Thyself
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The following statement is not true:
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Click here to win.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Percepi et esse.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Seriousness is death
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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the revolution will not realised
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Everybody knows.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Orwell was right.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Life is a hard life.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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lord of the memes...
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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IN MY PANTS!
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Please use other door.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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I am no longer infected
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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