Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Confusion is paradise
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mad, not angry.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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I love my tribe.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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such is the war.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Bow down before the one you serve
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Use only as directed.
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change is an inside job
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Today is the day.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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I know what you did last summer...
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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The dead define culture
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We are the marginalized prophets
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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I think you came to late.
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you LIVE in that head?
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you're doing it.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Knowing is hard.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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This message is false
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Keep quiet about this.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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