Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Clara mascara
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Wit happens.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Jesus made a good profit
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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ISABELLAH
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Good luck on your exam.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I want this statement to be false.
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Not all people are human.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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happy happens
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Yes you are.
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life is short..
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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What Would Paris Do?
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Power to the Imagination.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Knock yourself out.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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exciting controversy
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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recluses always get weak
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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noise can be hostile
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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really
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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choice != control
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this is only a test
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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And I thought I was original!
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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I'm in this for the money.
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Education is a form of murder
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Not a Restroom
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Happiness is not efficient
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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