Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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KNOW NOW
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Are you still awake?
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operating under the illusion
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I'll be back.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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our bored brains need information overload
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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That makes sense
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Think about what you are thinking
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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much was decided before you were born
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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the posthumous will judge.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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This sentence has never been written.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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All generalisations are false
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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no absolutes!
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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You Can Use Fire
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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There are no gold prisons
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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You should pay more attention.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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There is no mainstream.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Hellen back
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Step on a crack
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Normality is a luxury
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snub backwards is buns
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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