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Im With (Biased Individual)
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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This is a mindjacking!
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Have that mole checked out
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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jesus was a roman mole
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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power lies everywhere
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No one noticed.
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I'm not dead.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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You don't need this ----->
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Question lobotomy.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Personally, I blame society
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Smile for the camera!
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Who told you to believe that?
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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You're already in its belly.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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You are not your ego
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I'm not dead yet!
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Appreciate Chaos
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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operating under the illusion
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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