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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Fuck semantics!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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This bear's repeating.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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This is a Meme.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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maybe partying will help
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Not all people are human.
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That's what she said.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Clara mascara
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Cums
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Jesus is 6.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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god believes in you!
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annoy the boring
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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How did you get here?
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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you can do more than you think.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Please go away.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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TV Sets the Channel
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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i need to avoid the void
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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