Semi Official Memebomb Archive

a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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fun is my function
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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In here we're all anemic.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The Machine is Us.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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security makes me nervous
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look above the wind.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Seriousness is death
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change your mind
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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You might regret it.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Beware of false profits
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Lol, reality.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Leadership means taxes
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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hate humanity. love people
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Your smile or your life
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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BeLIEve
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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We see what you did there.
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