Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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i know that i don't know.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Have a good day, or die.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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private property created crime
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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don't postpone joy
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This is a question?
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Knowing is hard.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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It's never too late to start.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Stamp out bad eggs
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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noise can be hostile
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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some hacks hoax
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Abandon all art NOW
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Popes needed
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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yeah, i know.
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what did you lap up today?
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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challenge your habits
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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