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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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I GET IT!
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being happy is more important than anything else
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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It's a trap!
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anarchonistic
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travelight
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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belief is priceless
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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DUCK !!
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Protection when you least expect it
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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happy happens
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Legalize poverty
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Cadres decide everything.
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Do not believe language.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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MEMESTORM
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Have a good day, or die.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Common sense is neither.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Government Complaints Box
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Why not?
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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psychicdelic
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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How's that working out for you?
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Caution: dry floor.
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