Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How many advertisements are you wearing?
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sex differences are here to stay
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Taze a kitten!
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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What are you really thinking about?
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Existence is futile
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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I want your money back.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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"Please feel free."
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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discordia lumine maior
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Think outside which box?
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Don't tread on me
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I invented plagiarism.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Deity... he's come for me
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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You are what you hate.
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You are the voice in your head.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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God is an excuse.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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In here we're all anemic.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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How am I not myself?
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keep the lasagna flying
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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We see what you did there.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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free water! Take one!
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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get an afterlife
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