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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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after birth is before death
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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BeLIEve
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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They know you're reading this.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Education is a form of murder
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Soil isn't a document
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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recluses always get weak
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Call in Sick
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Leave me the hell alone!
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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routine is a link with the past
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poonerism
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Suffering is Optional...
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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humor is a release
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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christinsanity
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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ignorance is hell.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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This isn't all true.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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No one gets out alive.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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I'm done counting statistics.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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There is no more revolution;
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Get 0%, win
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Abel had no descendants.
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Please cue at this point -->
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