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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Write this somewhere else.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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I know you, and I know your game...
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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hate love - love hate
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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IN MY PANTS!
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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please change beliefs
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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"Please feel free."
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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dare to be smart
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Every statement contains falsehood
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A language is a dialect with an army
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Measure once, cut twice
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The following statement is not true:
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all that litters is old
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automation is deadly
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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STOP TALKING.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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You know it all, don't you?
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Republican patriot fakers
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Do what you want to say
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Secrecy kills.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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#6546
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Some men are born posthumously.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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That's what she said.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Stamp out bad eggs
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Burning bush did 9/11
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