Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Suffering is Optional...
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Failure takes practice
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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The future is history.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Aristotle was a dick.
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This is not a meme.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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There is no mainstream.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Get ready for this.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Critique Thyself
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Death is not only for you.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Freedom is a party
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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i is imaginary.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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wait faster
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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what? do you think?
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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just say know
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Mission accomplished.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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all information is misinformation
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Some farts go poop.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Just do it.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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"Please feel free."
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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I really like writing on walls
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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