Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We will protect you from loneliness.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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hail deep thought
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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nobody is in charge
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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This is the distraction.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Go on, I won't tell.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Who's life are you living?
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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A naked mind is sexy.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Difference engenders hate.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Are you still awake?
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Do you find this question offensive?
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TRAVELITE
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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really
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Somebody hates you
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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We are not stuff that abides
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Normal is a curve.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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The trick is whatever happens next
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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recluses always get weak
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Existence is futile
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Give up while your still where you started.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Is there anybody in between there?
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Reinvent retardation.
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i can't do that yet.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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I am GOD here!
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