Semi Official Memebomb Archive

d's nutz
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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you are now manually dying
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Plan early, plan twice
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Such Oddacity.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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god cares for you more.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Peace is a graveyard.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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I'll be back.
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Who watches the watchers?
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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I'm better than you.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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hugo phurst
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Step on a crack
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Click here to win.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Every statement contains falsehood
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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