Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No pain, no pain.
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you are now entering!
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Do you think that went well?
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Never mind that.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Rejoin the human race.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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beat violence!
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Common sense is neither.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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really
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Who are you? Why?
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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big brother is not watching me
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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This message is false
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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But we'll never survive!
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Eating the menu?
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Average is such a mean word
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Futility is futile.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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KNOW NOW
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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seize the means of imagination
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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SCORPION PIE
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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How did you get here?
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Noone knows our destination.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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conspiracy is all about you.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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problem solver or problem maker
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