Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Why are you masturbating?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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lord of the memes...
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Which way to America?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Love's as good as soma!
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i know that i don't know.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Why not?
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Everything happens for no reason
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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being broke is childish
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Take no shit, take a crap
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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True love is overrated
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Collapse the state of mind
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Today is the day.
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wait,
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not valid without receipt
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Kook cain
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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routine is a link with the past
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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this conversation is over
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timidity is laughable
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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People are blinky
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Marx invented capitalism.
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This town needs an enema.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Taze a kitten!
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Bored people are boring people.
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I puked here
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Popes needed
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Sense is made, not born.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Was it worth it?
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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