Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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This is Not an Exist.
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You are hearing voices
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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My god is bigger.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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travelight
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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annoy the boring
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Taze a kitten!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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get thee behind me greyface
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Each and single one
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Specialization is for insects
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Abandon all art NOW
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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How's that working out for you?
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Be less prepared.
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Prophets profit.
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You don't exist.
#3304 -342 = 3033 - 3375 - +
sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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to volunteer is reactionary
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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this conversation isnt over
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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You are now thinking manually.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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What if you're the one?
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Check Mate!
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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