Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Go directly to jail.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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The door is the key.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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I GET IT!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Oh, no, not again.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Save us from salvation
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Less is a possibilty
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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You are hearing voices
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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private property created crime
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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That was a bad idea.
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It's not my struggle
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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They Live. We sleep
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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