Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Slippery when slick
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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minimalism is about the details
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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There's no such thing as nothing
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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The End is Rear!
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Hail Stones!
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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I GET IT!
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Eating the menu?
#1133 -303 = 3236 - 3539 - +
corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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What could possibly go wrong?
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moderation kills the spirit
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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No direction is the right direction
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You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 -355 = 4285 - 4640 - +
Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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My god is bigger.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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even she goes poo... even she
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Make up your words.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I think you came to late.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Who is the shepherd?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Try Dying.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Men always generalise
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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138 dys ony sos
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You can't be late until you show up.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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