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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Will what you do
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security makes me nervous
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Law = X/0
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Call in Sick
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Normal
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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The best things in life are imaginary
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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You are literate
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Impeach the constitution
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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hate humanity. love people
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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All employees are forbidden.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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supplementing my permanent record
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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all norms are social.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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This is not a meme.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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This sentence is false.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Make like nature: select all.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Ateoff shitler
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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