Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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what i think i am
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Critique Thyself
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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How necessary are you?
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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pretend you have free will
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Now is forever
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Do Not Remove
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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labels are not all inclusive
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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The free market never cured malaria.
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bleed for the international power
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You know it all, don't you?
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Just do it.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Free
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Who's life are you living?
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Why are you so sure?
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Burning bush did 9/11
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Lead Ashtray
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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