Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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annoy the boring
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Be excellent to each other
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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MINDCRAFT
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Strike any user to continue.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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All employees are forbidden.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Jesus made a good profit
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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an elite is inevitable
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Defective for our future.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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August Victoria hospital
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i is imaginary.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Fuck semantics!
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Don't forget to die
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Normal
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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DEATH SUCKS.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Normal is a curve.
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suk up and pop
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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I'm in this for the money.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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You are one of the masks
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Youthanize yourself
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Motherfucker who you playing
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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