Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Did I just say that out loud?
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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what i think i am
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The door is the key.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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The only way to get money is from other people
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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someone should do something about that
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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The hidden factor may be you.
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How did you get here?
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Here's what I know,
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Success: Just say NO.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Yes i did .
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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after birth is before death
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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here...catch!
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Deity... he's come for me
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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this conversation isnt over
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Believing is seeing.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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