Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Truth Is No.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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JUST THINKING
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Reality is unbelievable.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Knowing is hard.
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Roll again.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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the ripple is not the water.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Personally, I blame society
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Abstinence is perverted
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free water! Take one!
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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This is not a meme.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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kill someone today
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Success: Just say NO.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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i browse eye brows.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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hugo phurst
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Go places.
Do things
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Support Our Fruits.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Violence never settles anything.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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listen when your body talks
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Abel had no descendants.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Albino african
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Fuck god
I love her
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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