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Who told you to believe that?
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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decency is a relative thing
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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what is future
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There's no such thing as a free world
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Stop history
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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God is an excuse.
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Every one can read your mind.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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If you want it, do it.
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Taze a kitten!
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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time passes through us.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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You got away with it.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Kilmalosa323
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this post scares me
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Think in terms of thought.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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You might regret it.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Achacha
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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To have nothing is impossible.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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The future is history.
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keep your eyes open
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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My pockets went to Distopia
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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It might be worth it.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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non serviam
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