Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bleat if you love Jesus!
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jesus, that's a good one!
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Defective for our future.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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What are you really thinking about?
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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What is it with you and money?
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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this post scares me
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love to see it happen
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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holding back protects your vital energies
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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i will!
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Caution: dry paint.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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There is no mainstream.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Step on a crack
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Moderation is for monks.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Education is a form of murder
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Free will is compulsory.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Both are fools but who knows?
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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free water! Take one!
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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I like.
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Think outside the book.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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somebody stop me. please.
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take nothing for granted
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get into the way!
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Legalize poverty
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Find your passion for apathy
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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