If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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