Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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the past is dead country
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Metallica Still Sucks
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It can't rain all the time
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Don't knock opportunity
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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I'm better than you.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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ask yourself this
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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We are watching you
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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d's nutz
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Listen to the noise.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Your brain is itchy
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It's not my struggle
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Support Our Fruits.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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eris is my higher power
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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annoy the boring
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Who watches the watchers?
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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A king's castle is his home.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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And I thought I was original!
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Vanilla extract
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Down is the new up!
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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