Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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POOPEEPIE
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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I saw what you did just now
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Lucifer goes to church.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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[citation needed]
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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My father was a good woman.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Do not believe language.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Infect Yourself.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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WAKE UP.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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The only way to get money is from other people
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-hyphencypher-
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Just do it.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Save us from salvation
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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homestuck
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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You are a product.
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Secrecy kills.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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you LIVE in that head?
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Appreciate Chaos
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Down is the new up!
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So, read any good books lately?
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Imagine the unimaginable
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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