Semi Official Memebomb Archive

People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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This is a Meme.
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Save the banks lol
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Look at the finger!!
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Your brain is itchy
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Welcome home
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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I like this one. It's dense.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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A free world needs no leaders
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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I love you too.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Objectivity is subjective
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Do not read this.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Each and single one
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Have that mole checked out
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Kill your Idle
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realize that ignorance is bless
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you smell like your mistress.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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You are now trapped.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Power to the Imagination.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Love scares empty hearts
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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The new money is info.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Reality is only a theory
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