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Disorder is order.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Look at the finger!!
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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How often do you feel human?
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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do you think we are forever?
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Make it so!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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its funny cause its true
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Your mother was lying
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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No forbidding allowed.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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No one is stopping you
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Pretend to be real.
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しょがない。
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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jesus hippie
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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These could go together, or be separate.
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listen to the silence
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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We'll make you happy
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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