Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Law = X/0
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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The following statement is not true:
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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He who laughs, lasts.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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[citation needed]
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Welcome home
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Orwell was an optimist
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How often do you feel human?
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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What you change, changes you.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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this conversation is over
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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annoy the boring
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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I am my own god now
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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what time is it on mars?
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Life is a hard life.
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[Citation Needed]
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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