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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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this is only a test
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WAKE UP.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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The truth never set anyone free
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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low expectations are good protection
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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you sure its safe?
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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you owe the world not the other way around
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Do not read this message.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Each and single one
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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My father was a good woman.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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categorizing fear is calming
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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There is far less to everything than you think
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Be as if.
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Support your local ceiling.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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you're doing it.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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And I thought I was original!
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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I'm not dead.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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annoy the boring
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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stasis is a dream state
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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No hidden window here.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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