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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Please press any door to continue
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Freedom Needs Work.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Property is theft.
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Famous people are delicious.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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some hacks hoax
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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hate love - love hate
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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discordia lumine maior
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Security through Obesity
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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This is a Meme.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Question...everything?
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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All myths are modern
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Apocalypse!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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mttv
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Yes you are.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Do you think that went well?
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Not all congestion is equal.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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you are now manually dying
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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"I can't breed!"
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Why are you so sure?
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Fuck semantics!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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In case of fire, burn.
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Your memebomb
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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This is not a pipe.
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