The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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