Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Be eaten by babies
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Darwin Hates You.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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You grok?
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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mad, not angry.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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And a cat in every bag.
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True love is overrated
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Please do not lick the paintings
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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I love you.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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i don't hate crime.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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wacked lives shatter
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Fuck semantics!
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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If you can this.... you can read
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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The chao goes mu.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Free Baser Evil!
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Mission accomplished.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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often you should act like you are sexless
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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No one gets out alive.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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What you change, changes you.
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Think inside the box
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Prop Up The System!
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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