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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Utopia, why?
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Measure once, cut twice
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Ye of many faiths
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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How often do you feel human?
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Stop Palpitation!
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Think while it's still illegal
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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I love you too.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Refuse to be remastered
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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A free world needs no leaders
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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what's stopping you?
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Resistance is fertile
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Tune out the signal.
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Lol, reality.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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don't postpone joy
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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My armor is contempt
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