Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Step on a crack
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Life is price less.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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"Hauch"
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Please press any door to continue
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Be all that you can be
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Do you find this question offensive?
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wait faster
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kill someone today
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Disorder is order.
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fun or doom
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Nature loves to hide.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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just say know
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Seriousness is death
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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People are revolting
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Clara mascara
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Hellen back
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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No one has died for your sins
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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wait!
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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down with lies?
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Love's as good as soma!
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I am high, bye
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Man's character is his fate.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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those without self-control seek to control others
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Futility is futile.
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How's that working out for you?
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