Semi Official Memebomb Archive

bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
#5052 -333 = 3454 - 3787 - +
If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
#1661 -257 = 3622 - 3879 - +
everything that's interesting is new
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
#4082 -387 = 3598 - 3985 - +
If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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They know you're reading this.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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expressing anger is necessary
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Coffee is bean water.
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sex differences are here to stay
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
#6304 -518 = 4586 - 5104 - +
Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
#2060 -291 = 3783 - 4074 - +
asshole
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Try to remember
#3013 -415 = 2874 - 3289 - +
Collect to reject
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Normal is a curve.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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i wish i had tried.
#4535 -363 = 3482 - 3845 - +
Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
#4852 -375 = 3177 - 3552 - +
Please cue at this point -->
#4275 -400 = 3350 - 3750 - +
Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
#1363 -304 = 3336 - 3640 - +
Refuse to be re-branded.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
#3471 -319 = 3670 - 3989 - +
kill your idols befor they kill you
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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love to see it happen
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
#5242 -284 = 3806 - 4090 - +
Make up your words.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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This sentence has never been written.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Success: Just say NO.
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Please go back 3 squares
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Only rats stay bought
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Take the RED pill.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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we need some new cliches
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Everything happens for no reason
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This is a mindjacking!
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rattlesnakes are epic
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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If not now, then when?
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you sure its safe?
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