Semi Official Memebomb Archive

First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Albino african
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Measure once, cut twice
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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There's no such thing as a free world
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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The trick is whatever happens next
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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don't place to much trust in experts
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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The Beginning is Nigh
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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You know better
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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being broke is childish
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Who watches the watchers?
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Don't knock opportunity
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Lol, reality.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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I'm already against the next war.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Security without freedom is prison.
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This is a Meme.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Never mind that.
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This is where i get off.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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this conversation is over
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Of course you realize this means war.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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