Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
#2122 -278 = 3876 - 4154 - +
The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
#2767 -246 = 3640 - 3886 - +
You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
#3913 -411 = 3470 - 3881 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -254 = 4918 - 5172 - +
If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
#1735 -312 = 3403 - 3715 - +
It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
#1872 -433 = 3269 - 3702 - +
Scene and Herd.
#2446 -336 = 3298 - 3634 - +
February is a good time to buy elephants
#1233 -339 = 2905 - 3244 - +
When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
#4396 -361 = 2979 - 3340 - +
what can i type here that would make you think?
#4682 -343 = 3345 - 3688 - +
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
#2298 -276 = 3412 - 3688 - +
I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
#1569 -306 = 3288 - 3594 - +
Time Takes Care of All problems
#6045 -527 = 3341 - 3868 - +
How do you think *this* got here, huh?
#3848 -323 = 3326 - 3649 - +
minimalism is about the big picture
#2051 -576 = 3044 - 3620 - +
What are you doing?!
#4240 -308 = 3451 - 3759 - +
This sticker written on the internet.
#2938 -354 = 3820 - 4174 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -339 = 2391 - 2730 - +
If you're the answer, what was the question?
#1736 -329 = 3012 - 3341 - +
Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
#6434 -691 = 3553 - 4244 - +
just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
#4420 -380 = 3105 - 3485 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -430 = 3620 - 4050 - +
a sense of timing is the mark of genius
#624 -347 = 3092 - 3439 - +
Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
#4052 -278 = 4855 - 5133 - +
what? do you think?
#6155 -313 = 4085 - 4398 - +
something terrible happens when people wake up
#5939 -241 = 3394 - 3635 - +
what time is it on mars?
#5992 -366 = 3134 - 3500 - +
The new world order is sorted descending.
#5565 -358 = 2902 - 3260 - +
Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
#4407 -290 = 3852 - 4142 - +
Chaos is what you make of it
#3566 -297 = 3719 - 4016 - +
Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
#5015 -377 = 3940 - 4317 - +
BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
#5811 -273 = 3535 - 3808 - +
Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
#4660 -305 = 4150 - 4455 - +
Have you ever met a rational person?
#4673 -464 = 3014 - 3478 - +
I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
#6135 -338 = 3665 - 4003 - +
Everything I know has been to space!
#4084 -285 = 3532 - 3817 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -269 = 3212 - 3481 - +
Does your mother know you can read this?
#1063 -357 = 3565 - 3922 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -349 = 3066 - 3415 - +
the luminosity of this system was found to vary
#4973 -374 = 3238 - 3612 - +
I am a liar and honnest about it
#5629 -259 = 3614 - 3873 - +
STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
#2560 -418 = 3409 - 3827 - +
Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
#6533 -39 = 295 - 334 - +
Suicide is against the law!
#2576 -420 = 3048 - 3468 - +
Save us from salvation
#3495 -375 = 2818 - 3193 - +
"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
#3738 -220 = 3442 - 3662 - +
I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
#4152 -365 = 2930 - 3295 - +
You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
#3337 -217 = 3796 - 4013 - +
Jesus was a Buddhist
#1894 -336 = 3946 - 4282 - +
My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
#6481 -391 = 2719 - 3110 - +
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
#5959 -286 = 3288 - 3574 - +
There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
#6455 -288 = 3265 - 3553 - +
If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
#5382 -327 = 3261 - 3588 - +
The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
#6436 -767 = 3583 - 4350 - +
Never trust what you read.
#4389 -389 = 2968 - 3357 - +
Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
#1009 -382 = 3164 - 3546 - +
There's no upside to believing in what's true.
#5211 -368 = 2831 - 3199 - +
Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
#5544 -317 = 3377 - 3694 - +
If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
#5055 -350 = 2959 - 3309 - +
A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
#5344 -316 = 3134 - 3450 - +
When push comes to shove, you will fall.
#3172 -317 = 3823 - 4140 - +
You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
#3255 -279 = 3981 - 4260 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6189 -384 = 3800 - 4184 - +
ice 4 eyes
#6271 -435 = 4082 - 4517 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -398 = 3342 - 3740 - +
Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
#3045 -343 = 2963 - 3306 - +
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
#1737 -286 = 3374 - 3660 - +
mttv
#6107 -460 = 3353 - 3813 - +
I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
#1587 -315 = 3932 - 4247 - +
empower proponents of peer pressure
#1146 -300 = 3299 - 3599 - +
annoy the boring
#725 -317 = 3949 - 4266 - +
help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
#6121 -277 = 4014 - 4291 - +
Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
#4646 -268 = 3574 - 3842 - +
This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
#5687 -397 = 4159 - 4556 - +
think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
#5408 -413 = 2750 - 3163 - +
This is not "This is not a pipe".
#4472 -295 = 3553 - 3848 - +
Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
#2261 -329 = 3875 - 4204 - +
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
#4233 -438 = 2764 - 3202 - +
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
#4725 -373 = 3709 - 4082 - +
I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
#3970 -363 = 3607 - 3970 - +
Leap before you look
#4897 -324 = 3515 - 3839 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -321 = 3118 - 3439 - +
The horse raced past the barn fell.
#2690 -337 = 3299 - 3636 - +
salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
#4616 -312 = 3453 - 3765 - +
FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
#4277 -287 = 3191 - 3478 - +
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
#5773 -314 = 3905 - 4219 - +
I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
#1486 -348 = 3016 - 3364 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2397 = 7637 - 10034 - +
A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
#640 -334 = 3061 - 3395 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -143 = 4004 - 4147 - +
Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
#1380 -377 = 3301 - 3678 - +
You are a product.
#3809 -353 = 3101 - 3454 - +
mad, not angry.
#6312 -567 = 4360 - 4927 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -247 = 5244 - 5491 - +
I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
#1579 -419 = 3345 - 3764 - +
Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
#1908 -371 = 2957 - 3328 - +
It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
#5317 -379 = 2896 - 3275 - +
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
#4820 -338 = 4185 - 4523 - +
HOPE IS CRUELTY
#5810 -291 = 3529 - 3820 - +
if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
#4847 -319 = 2833 - 3152 - +

5247 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project