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Failure takes practice
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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This side up.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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fun is my function
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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The new money is info.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Only Americans are real humans
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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The media lies.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Education is a form of murder
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Laws make criminals.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I'm in this for the money.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Smile for the camera!
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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brainsprain
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Browsers for Genocide
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Great! Doesn't it
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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low expectations are good protection
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remember to react
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Normality is a luxury
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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laws make legislatures
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Beware of false profits
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Give me liberty or, else.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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