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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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This is where I get off...
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Grate with purpose
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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At the end you see it clear
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Context does.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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God made me an atheist.
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[citation needed]
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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life is short..
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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My moral standing is lying down.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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this post scares me
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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belief is priceless
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Paradox isn't.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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That was a bad idea.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Stop Palpitation!
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Nature loves to hide.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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