Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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DIY
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Then why do you do it?
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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A king's castle is his home.
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How am I not myself?
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Men always generalise
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Have you been alive lately?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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You know it all, don't you?
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Caution: dry paint.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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How come you so Dumb?
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Question reality.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Grab it and feel it
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Be young - shut up!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Robots can Time, are you?
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Your memebomb
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Have you seen my stapler?
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Save the banks lol
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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