Semi Official Memebomb Archive

FREE THE MURDERERS!
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Legalize poverty
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Control is not control
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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all information is misinformation
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Newfags can't triforce
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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fear is information
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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out of nothing comes something
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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This bear's repeating.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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water is just boneless ice
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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apologies
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Feel great on purpose.
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Neither God nor master!
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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you are now breathing automatically
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Truth is plural and contingent
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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â–²
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Read out loud.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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FUCK SPARTA!
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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It's later than you think.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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all that litters is old
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Read less, live more.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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