Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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don't postpone joy
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Have you seen my stapler?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Appreciate Chaos
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I'll be back.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Reality is only a theory
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Tune out the signal.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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If you want it, do it.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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The dead define culture
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Social norms are for the weak.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Be as if.
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Levity Sucks!
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Is this really worth it?
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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do you think we are forever?
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Examine the following:
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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DIY
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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