Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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NO YOU!
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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You are now trapped.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Lol, reality.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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But we'll never survive!
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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suk up and pop
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Explain your sense of self
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Congregation, please be seated
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Try reading this page out loud.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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My father was a good woman.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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That was a bad idea.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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often you should act like you are sexless
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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farts in jars though.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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its not. but maybe
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Failure takes practice
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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If its to be, its up to me
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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They're catching up to you!
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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