Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This is a pipe.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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NANODICK
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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You are now breathing manually.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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You can't buy fun like this
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That's a fish and you know it!
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It can't rain all the time
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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time passes through us.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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worrying can help you prepare
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repetition is the best way to learn
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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You did it.
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I saw what you did just now
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Someone is having a serious day.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Call in Sick
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Normality = boring-reality
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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No one is stopping you
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Dick.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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what was i just thinking about?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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apologies
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Virginity can be cured.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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all that litters is old
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Have that mole checked out
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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I love you.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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