The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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