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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Not all people are human.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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here...catch!
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this post scares me
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Run. You're watching you.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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minimalism is about the details
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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The Machine is Us.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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19februholidamned
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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words tend to be inadequate
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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It's never too late to start.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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You are literate
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I want this statement to be false.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Jesus is 6.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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We're behaving like insects
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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PANTFARTICA
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Let's be cruel!
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Laws make criminals.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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my head hurts worse than yours
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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