Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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I shit you not.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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All myths are modern
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Will what you do
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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security makes me nervous
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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today is under construction
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People are blinky
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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farts in jars though.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Shit Floats.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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escape from libtardia.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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I'll be back.
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god believes in you!
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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What is the first question?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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They are hunting dogs.
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ALWAYS IS
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Art is dangerous
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You got away with it.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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i browse eye brows.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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You too can be No. one!
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Nature loves to hide.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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