Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Got your knows!
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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The door is the key.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Failure takes practice
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Law = X/0
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How did you get here?
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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down with lies?
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The Universe is just a short poem
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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some hacks hoax
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It's not my struggle
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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We have this area under surveillance
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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This is not a pipe.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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There ain't no justice
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Be eaten by babies
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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yeah, i know.
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Ateoff shitler
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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