Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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In case of fire, burn.
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What you change, changes you.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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automation is deadly
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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This is not a meme.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Forget you even read this.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Politics is war by other means
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Metallica Still Sucks
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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i don't hate crime.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Break a pattern today.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Reading is not understanding.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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love your enemy
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This is my steakhouse.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Save the banks lol
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Every one can read your mind.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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There is no Truth here.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Try to remember
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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even she goes poo... even she
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mttv
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Your smile or your life
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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the city is upstairs
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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humor is a release
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Why don't you mind?!
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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