Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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This is a pipe.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Hellen back
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Support your local ceiling.
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Today is the day.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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This message isn't for you
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Please go back 3 squares
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war is a purification rite
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Bow down before the one you serve
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Normal
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Go directly to jail.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Kill your Idle
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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I am GOD here!
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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antifart
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Think outside which box?
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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You know better
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Avert thy gaze!
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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