Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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YOU will live forever!
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yeah, i know.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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worrying can help you prepare
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much was decided before you were born
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Hail Stones!
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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time passes through us.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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belief is priceless
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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That makes sense
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Click here to win.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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its funny cause its true
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Break a pattern today.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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annoy the boring
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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know it's naught!
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Save the banks lol
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Don't think
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Objectivity is subjective
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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SILENCE
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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We have this area under surveillance
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someone should do something about that
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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It happened to you too
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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raise boys and girls the same way
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"etwas" means something in german.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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