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GOD IS A PERVERT
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Fait accompli...
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one love
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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People are revolting
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Hail Stones!
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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education is everywhere
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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This sign is not for you.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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You are not an individual.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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private property created crime
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Feel great on purpose.
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even your family can betray you
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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The revolution will be the same
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Your ego is biohazard
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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They are hunting dogs.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Imprint your reality here.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Shit Floats.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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BUREAUCRAZY
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Abandon all art NOW
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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