Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Work is a four letter word.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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our bored brains need information overload
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Great! Doesn't it
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Laugh
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xenophobes also fear you.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Famous people are delicious.
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Utopia, why?
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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are you wearing that?
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Security Through Obscurity
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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DO NOT READ THIS
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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You made me do it
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Do what you want to say
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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fuck it we ball
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Eating the menu?
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hail deep thought
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That was a bad idea.
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We are watching you
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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you are now leaving!
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Aristotle was a dick.
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golfers are the illuminati
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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