If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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