Semi Official Memebomb Archive

averageness is a point of view
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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fuck it we ball
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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You too can be No. one!
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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All employees are forbidden.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Difference engenders hate.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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golfers are the illuminati
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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this conversation is over
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Initiation is never over.
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How often do you feel human?
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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happy happens
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Existence is futile
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But I'm already repressed!
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Killing is murder
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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water is just boneless ice
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Noone knows our destination.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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expressing anger is necessary
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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our bored brains need information overload
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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