Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In case of fire, burn.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Because and effect.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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know it's naught!
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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I'm better than you.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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education is everywhere
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Do not believe language.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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all information is misinformation
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Free? Prove it!
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It's not my struggle
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keep the lasagna flying
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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What is the first question?
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Get 0%, win
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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At the end you see it clear
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Dick.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Scene and Herd.
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Grate with purpose
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Life is not rhetorical.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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discordia lumine maior
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Do you smell bacon?
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This statement can't be trusted.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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somebody stop me. please.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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you can even marry harry
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Legalize poverty
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Elite Populist
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Gamergate was here
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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