Semi Official Memebomb Archive

While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Was it worth it?
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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MURDERBIRD
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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People are revolting
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Try to remember
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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In the end. there's a period.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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god cares for you more.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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I could only masquerade
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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brainsprain
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Do not believe language.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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I saw what you did just now
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Somebody hates you
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Science is a cult
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Famous people are delicious.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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I shit you not.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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