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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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apologies
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Check Mate!
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Click here to win.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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maybe partying will help
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you sure its safe?
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You better know
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Life is price less.
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Do not read this message.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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SAUL MUSIC
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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I'm already against the next war.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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It only gets weirder from here!
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to be is not to be
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Achacha
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Terrorism.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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adjust your tie.
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It's not my struggle
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Faith is not an excuse.
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SCORPION PIE
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I could only masquerade
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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politics is used for personal gain
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all roads lead to qumran
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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abort that defeatist
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All we have is words
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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stay human
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Stop Palpitation!
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Head Your mind!
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