Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Schplie!!!! at random
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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is there someone standing behind me?
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Please press any door to continue
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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solitude is enriching
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If you do it, want it.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Five is a demon.
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Initiation is never over.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Pretend to be real.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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NANODICK
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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to be is not to be
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Got your knows!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Slippery when slick
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I GET IT!
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exciting controversy
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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feel better now
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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[citation needed]
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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You are Powerful!
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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all roads lead to qumran
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levity sucks.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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