Semi Official Memebomb Archive

nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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This is an advertisement
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Panic carefully
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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getting even is odd.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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I GET IT!
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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pink is ok, too
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Because it's there.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Control is not control
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Jesus was a profit.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Open horse fucking
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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All you can eat, shrimp
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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I'm on thought rations
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Terror is what you make of it.
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life is short..
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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GET OVER IT
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Is there anybody in between there?
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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WARNING: And how!
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Have a nice day. Or else
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Think inside the box
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angst is lame
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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fallin' allin
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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decency is a relative thing
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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MURDERBIRD
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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