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I would die for my own life.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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We'll make you happy
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Home is where the disease is
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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No forbidding allowed.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Coffee is bean water.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Always be extremely moderate.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Imprint your reality here.
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The Machine is Us.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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I'm better than you.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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solitude is enriching
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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A free world needs no leaders
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Look at the finger!!
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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true freedom is frightful
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don't postpone joy
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Everybody knows.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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fly's undone.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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