Semi Official Memebomb Archive

EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
#3268 -327 = 3508 - 3835 - +
Your ego is biohazard
#3397 -299 = 3007 - 3306 - +
Even a negative action is a positive one.
#1163 -332 = 3264 - 3596 - +
Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
#1847 -396 = 3278 - 3674 - +
PANTS?
#4363 -292 = 3100 - 3392 - +
True love is overrated
#3000 -273 = 3707 - 3980 - +
If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Your dick sucks!
#6392 -708 = 3809 - 4517 - +
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -183 = 678 - 861 - +
Never eat more than you can lift.
#2112 -336 = 3097 - 3433 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
#5993 -372 = 3137 - 3509 - +
If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
#4439 -277 = 3861 - 4138 - +
Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
#5088 -372 = 2741 - 3113 - +
Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
#4902 -386 = 2999 - 3385 - +
If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
#1630 -368 = 3440 - 3808 - +
FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
#1282 -427 = 3337 - 3764 - +
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#2335 -229 = 3769 - 3998 - +
that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
#6114 -252 = 4281 - 4533 - +
Death is not only for you.
#5253 -328 = 3913 - 4241 - +
reality doesn't understand itself.
#5644 -365 = 2531 - 2896 - +
morals are for little people
#2074 -320 = 3378 - 3698 - +
fuck you
#6393 -898 = 3507 - 4405 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -137 = 1086 - 1223 - +
There is where you say something stupid.
#4018 -324 = 3151 - 3475 - +
I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
#4649 -369 = 3031 - 3400 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
#2142 -280 = 3811 - 4091 - +
Why didn't you?
#3212 -419 = 2565 - 2984 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4501 -398 = 2616 - 3014 - +
Your computer is lying to you.
#4268 -307 = 3780 - 4087 - +
Chaos never goes out in style?
#3569 -343 = 3030 - 3373 - +
A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
#5956 -317 = 3248 - 3565 - +
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
#3253 -344 = 2560 - 2904 - +
You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
#3337 -228 = 3745 - 3973 - +
The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
#2814 -456 = 2609 - 3065 - +
"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
#5554 -288 = 3117 - 3405 - +
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
#3190 -261 = 4321 - 4582 - +
To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
#2982 -331 = 2977 - 3308 - +
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
#5226 -358 = 3365 - 3723 - +
People are revolting
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
#4238 -352 = 3538 - 3890 - +
Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
#2401 -372 = 3300 - 3672 - +
wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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can this really be happening to me
#3430 -360 = 3002 - 3362 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -319 = 5295 - 5614 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
#6059 -399 = 3460 - 3859 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 -267 = 5774 - 6041 - +
There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
#5743 -340 = 3056 - 3396 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -2057 = 6259 - 8316 - +
KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
#1919 -261 = 2965 - 3226 - +
The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
#2715 -327 = 2925 - 3252 - +
DEATH SUCKS.
#6283 -354 = 4285 - 4639 - +
Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
#5482 -413 = 3794 - 4207 - +
All myths are modern
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
#2155 -419 = 2798 - 3217 - +
What makes you think you aren't a target?
#3148 -348 = 3286 - 3634 - +
If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
#4560 -339 = 2938 - 3277 - +
Thank you for reading this sign.
#4057 -460 = 3304 - 3764 - +
Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
#2956 -319 = 3135 - 3454 - +
If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
#1679 -536 = 2590 - 3126 - +
Virginity can be cured.
#3040 -272 = 3094 - 3366 - +
Can you prove you're not the enemy?
#882 -275 = 3345 - 3620 - +
Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Jesus loves war!
#1891 -142 = 4203 - 4345 - +
Guns Protect Killers.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
#863 -318 = 2920 - 3238 - +
Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
#4948 -305 = 3808 - 4113 - +
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Plan early, plan twice
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Some farts go poop.
#2512 -352 = 2842 - 3194 - +
You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
#5355 -301 = 3123 - 3424 - +
Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
#3925 -418 = 3490 - 3908 - +
DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
#2380 -337 = 3001 - 3338 - +
fear is information
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Tune out the signal.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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This is not here
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
#4612 -311 = 3228 - 3539 - +
Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4121 -304 = 3320 - 3624 - +
It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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