Semi Official Memebomb Archive

As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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You know what I always say...
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discordia lumine maior
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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is this a stupid question?
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Context does.
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If you want it, do it.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Science is a cult
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Why don't you mind?!
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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d's nutz
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Care for a penis snifter?
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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GET OVER IT
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Collapse the state of mind
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Love my label like myself
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Don't forget to die
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Jesus made a good profit
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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SAUL MUSIC
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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POOPEEPIE
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Zombie or not to be?
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