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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Is this really worth it?
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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keep your eyes open
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Freedom is a party
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Seriousness is death
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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I'm better than you.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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TREY CRAY
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Do Not Remove
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Objectivity is subjective
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Green paper makes me happy!
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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hail deep thought
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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IMOK
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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big brother is not watching me
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Please go back 3 squares
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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