Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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what time is it on mars?
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Normality = boring-reality
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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offer very little information about yourself
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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fuck bitches, get money.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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BeLIEve
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Buddha made me do it.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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nobody is in charge
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what was i just thinking about?
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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You are now breathing manually.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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No forbidding allowed.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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People are blinky
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Not all people are human.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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