Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Anti-lost is pro-found.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Such Oddacity.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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hugo phurst
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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You know what I always say...
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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You are not your self-image.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Perception is not reality
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Are you still awake?
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Vegetables are murder.
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You are the opposition!
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The revolution will be the same
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Here's what I know,
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Why not?
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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description is more important than metaphor
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Five is a demon.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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world wide eyed
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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We should all quit whinging.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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People are blinky
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Try to remember
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Negation is definition
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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golfers are the illuminati
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you are now manually dying
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Terror is what you make of it.
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This is a Meme.
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blumpkinfluffer
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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i is imaginary.
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