If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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