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stay human
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Your cats are my target audience
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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get fired. taste delicious.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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You don't exist.
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Terrorism.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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ban censorship!
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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the ripple is not the water.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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BROFIST
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YOU will live forever!
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Think about what you are thinking
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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suk up and pop
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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All men are created unequal.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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education is everywhere
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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