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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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That was a bad idea.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Civilization is sterilization.
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free water! Take one!
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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There is no mainstream.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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life is short..
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Don't forget to die
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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hope is self-replicating
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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'slanguage
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Please clean up after your god.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Objectivity is subjective
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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It's good to be the King.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Get ready for this.
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WAKE UP.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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I see what you did there.
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Read out loud.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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The truth never set anyone free
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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poonerism
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Don't knock opportunity
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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How am I not myself?
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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What if you're the one?
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the whether is changing
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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The new money is info.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Science is a cult
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Jesus made a good profit
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Fumble the bumble
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what would you break without rules?
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