Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Terrorism.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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This message is not for you.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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all information is misinformation
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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It's not my struggle
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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inheritance must be abolished
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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i need to avoid the void
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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I see what you did there.
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go down and drown'd
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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really
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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remember to react
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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There ain't no justice
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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The Game
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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this post scares me
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Resistance is fertile
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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chance the yeti
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Have a good day, or die.
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Clara mascara
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Are you interesting?
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Your dick sucks!
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labels are not all inclusive
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Everybody knows.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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