Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ICDUC2?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Laws make criminals.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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This sign is not for you.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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expressing anger is necessary
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Everything happens for no reason
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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i don't hate crime.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Fools seldom differ
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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People are blinky
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moderation kills the spirit
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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It's never too late to start.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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hungry? eat me.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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What is it with you and money?
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Scene and Herd.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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It happened to you too
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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The chao goes mu.
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you're doing it.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Collapse the state of mind
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Got your knows!
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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low expectations are good protection
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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You're a great actor!
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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