Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Average is such a mean word
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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love your enemy
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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It might be worth it.
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I don't believe you.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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The hidden factor may be you.
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ask yourself this
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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what i think i am
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Because it's there.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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You know better
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Resistance is fertile
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Feel great with purpose
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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i never always win.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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You are one of the masks
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Mission accomplished.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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hugo phurst
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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A king's castle is his home.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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beat violence!
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Please cue at this point -->
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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