Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Please use other door.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Blasphemy is my religion
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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It's later than you think.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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This sentence is false.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Caution: dry floor.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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I hear music!
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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i don't hate crime.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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suk up and pop
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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wait faster
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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i believe the earth is fat!
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kill someone today
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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If its to be, its up to me
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Look at the finger!!
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Free? Prove it!
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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delusions comfy enough?
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Be as if.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Hellen back
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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humanism is obsolete
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I was young and I needed the money
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Then why do you do it?
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Never give an inch!
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