Semi Official Memebomb Archive

 We are defined by what we hate.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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I'm not dead.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Shit Floats.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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fear is information
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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What will you be forgotten as?
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to be is not to be
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Quit the shit
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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illness is a state of mind
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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poonerism
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escape from libtardia.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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eeeee, be mite
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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My pockets went to Distopia
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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A free world needs no leaders
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Elite Populist
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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i can't do that yet.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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you can even marry harry
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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People are blinky
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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They know you're reading this.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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No gods, no masterpieces
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My god is bigger.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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