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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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I saw what you did just now
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IGNore fnords
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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i is imaginary.
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Think outside the book.
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kill someone today
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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illness is a state of mind
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Please press any door to continue
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Popes needed
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the void does not exist
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Not all people are human.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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What Would Paris Do?
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out of nothing comes something
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Infect Yourself.
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asshole
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I don't exist.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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what did you lap up today?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Paradox isn't.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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The revolution will be the same
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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This sign is not for you.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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