Semi Official Memebomb Archive

While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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SCORPION PIE
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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DO NOT WANT.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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you are now leaving!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Science is a cult
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KNOW SHIT!
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Check Mate!
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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suk up and pop
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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You're a great actor!
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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down with lies?
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Panic carefully
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But I'm already repressed!
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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land of the fee
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keep the lasagna flying
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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the past is dead country
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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christinsanity
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Slippery when slick
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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PANTFARTICA
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Evolution IS Genocide
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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deceive regularly
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Invent a problem
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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The Truth Is No.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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just say know
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Virginity can be cured.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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I could only masquerade
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