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Chaos never goes out in style?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Not all people are human.
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listen to the silence
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Do not read this.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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It only gets weirder from here!
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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I am high, bye
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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The Game
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Very vinnie voorhees
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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much was decided before you were born
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Make it so!
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Hail Stones!
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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pretend you have free will
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to whom it may concern,
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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do you think we are forever?
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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love to see it happen
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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