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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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i redundant already.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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[citation needed]
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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you can live on through your descendants
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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you're it, no backsies
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Save the banks lol
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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You are Powerful!
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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what did you lap up today?
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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The new money is info.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Negation is definition
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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pretend you have free will
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Free? Prove it!
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Why didn't you?
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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one love
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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poonerism
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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