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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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we need some new cliches
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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The truth never set anyone free
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Abstinence is perverted
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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YOU will live forever!
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Don't believe this sentence.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Do you want a cookie?
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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wait,
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Noone knows our destination.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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I would die for my own life.
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Adapt or die!
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How do you get all those coins?
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Go directly to jail.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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You are Powerful!
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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DNA controls you!
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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expressing anger is necessary
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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operating under the illusion
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Hoard anything you can't download
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Be less prepared.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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