"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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