Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Step on a crack
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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It's later than you think.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The Government is watching God
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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i wish i had tried.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Orwell was right.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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The Beginning is Near.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Stop imitating yourself.
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what time is it on mars?
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Men always generalise
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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i know that i don't know.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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This statement is a lie.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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A king's castle is his home.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Normal is a curve.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Bored people are boring people.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Private parking in Area only !
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Congregation, please be seated
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Is this really worth it?
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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war is a purification rite
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Are you still awake?
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Go places.
Do things
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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