Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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