Semi Official Memebomb Archive

whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Believing is seeing.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Lady Inspired
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nothing is something
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Guns Protect Killers.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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ALWAYS IS
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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If your not confused your wrong
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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I bet you stepped in it.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Here's what I know,
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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black lies matter
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I'm in this for the money.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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iPods are made of people!
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This is where i get off.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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its not. but maybe
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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homestuck
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keep the lasagna flying
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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I invented plagiarism.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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There ain't no justice
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raw backwards is war
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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