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ask yourself this
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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remember to react
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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You Can Use Fire
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This is Not an Exist.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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You grok?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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worrying can help you prepare
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d's nutz
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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August Victoria hospital
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Habeas Corpus
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Jesus made a good profit
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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You are not your self-image.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Be excellent to each other
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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i never always win.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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History is written by the winners
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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TREY CRAY
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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I'll be back.
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KNOW NOW
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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to whom it may concern,
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