Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i never always win.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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This is the end
of the
end
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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listen to the silence
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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physical culture is second best
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Knock yourself out.
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recluses always get weak
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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iPods are made of people!
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Be as if.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Paradox isn't.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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You know what I always say...
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Life is price less.
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decency is a relative thing
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Fumble the bumble
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belief is priceless
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Fight apathy or don't.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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fututio, non verba.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Wit happens.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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I am high, bye
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Make it so!
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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