Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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You don't need this ----->
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Invent a problem
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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description is more important than metaphor
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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wipe off that lipstick.
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[insert witty meme here]
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Only rats stay bought
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Dare to be stupid.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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This is where I get off...
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Because it's there.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Think outside which box?
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Down is the new up!
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Coffee is bean water.
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illness is a state of mind
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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You are not an individual.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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you are now entering!
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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