Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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"Hauch"
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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I love you too.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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true freedom is frightful
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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eeeee, be mite
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Have a good day, or die.
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This sign is not for you.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Jesus was a profit.
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Jesus made a good profit
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Why are you too good to die?
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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How am I not who I Am?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Here's what I know,
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Think inside the box
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Everybody knows.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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You are now breathing manually.
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Don't think
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Read less, live more.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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averageness is a point of view
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Question lobotomy.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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you will not think and you will not care
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an elite is inevitable
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Question...everything?
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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you are now manually dying
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Appreciate Chaos
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Two-faced book
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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This is now part of your day.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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