Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Kill Your Idols.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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annoy the boring
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Specialization is for insects
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Refuse to be remastered
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never fear goddess is here
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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All men are created unequal.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
#2998 -324 = 2830 - 3154 - +
Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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The media lies.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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I am high, bye
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Consider just thinking about it.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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physical culture is second best
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Fuck god
I love her
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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wait faster
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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