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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Everything happens for no reason
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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don't postpone joy
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Paradox isn't.
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Laws make criminals.
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This message isn't for you
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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I want your money back.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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It's later than you think.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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I will never lie to you.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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They're catching up to you!
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it's a headless blunder
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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How do you get all those coins?
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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This sentence is false.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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noise can be hostile
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Zombie or not to be?
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Your smile or your life
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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automation is deadly
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Reality is a work in progress.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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such is the war.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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If its to be its up to me
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nothing is something
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