Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are one of the masks
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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what is future
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this is certainly sort of strange
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Are you interesting?
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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You might regret it.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Go directly to jail.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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psychicdelic
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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you can even marry harry
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even she goes poo... even she
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Who told you to believe that?
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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I'm not dead.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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The future is history.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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August Victoria hospital
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Eating the menu?
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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The Truth Is No.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Lady Inspired
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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There is no more revolution;
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Can you hear me now?
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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You can't be too serious.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Normality is a luxury
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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life = murder
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you are now entering!
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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hail deep thought
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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The truth never set anyone free
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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