Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you smell like your mistress.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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dare to be smart
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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That makes sense
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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hugo phurst
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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All men are created unequal.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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You made me do it
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Stupidity is a talent.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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PROLIFUCK
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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d's nutz
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Hellen back
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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minimalism is about the big picture
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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It's never too late to start.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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what was i just thinking about?
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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What is the first question?
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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being broke is childish
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Not a Restroom
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Read out loud.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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