A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will endâ€â€”and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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