Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Without fuck ¡
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Are you a character or a being?
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Down is the new up!
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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I would die for my own life.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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today is under construction
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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water is just boneless ice
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being who you are is it's own reward
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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To have nothing is impossible.
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We are watching you
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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categorizing fear is calming
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Only the insane prosper
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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To be free today means to participate.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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The world is too loud nowadays
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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No one noticed.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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i browse eye brows.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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