Semi Official Memebomb Archive

man created god so that he could win every argument
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Save us from salvation
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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it's a headless blunder
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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But I'm already repressed!
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You might regret it.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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[Verification needed]
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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This is my steakhouse.
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you're it, no backsies
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Check Mate!
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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pink is ok, too
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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you are now leaving!
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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You too can be No. one!
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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fear is information
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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KNOW NOW
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Laws make criminals.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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its not. but maybe
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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slopaganda is on the rise
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Personally, I blame society
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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