Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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You Can Use Fire
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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MEMESTORM
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Jesus made a good profit
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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big brother is not watching me
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Now is all you have.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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fly's undone.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Why don't you mind?!
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There is nothing hidden here.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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its not. but maybe
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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[citation needed]
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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I'm on thought rations
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Roll again.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Just give up and go crazy.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Suspend belief.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Death is not only for you.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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