Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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It's later than you think.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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No one has died for your sins
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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please change beliefs
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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I do hesitate to ask.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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-hyphencypher-
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I'm with intelligent --->
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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"Hauch"
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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I just love the way you hate
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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You can't be too serious.
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The future is history.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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unleash infinity
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Apocalypse!
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Achacha
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Adapt or die!
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Social norms are for the weak.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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wait,
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hate humanity. love people
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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the past is dead country
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Who told you to believe that?
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No purpose necessary
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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categorizing fear is calming
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Paradox isn't.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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