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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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wishing things away is not effective
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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worrying can help you prepare
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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It is happening again.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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minimalism is about the details
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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morals are for little people
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Subversive is the new black.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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god cares for you more.
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This is not here
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Use no hooks.
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seizure salad
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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down with lies?
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Did I just say that out loud?
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averageness is a point of view
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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You were alone before they left you
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Mohammed made a good profit
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even she goes poo... even she
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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You are a product.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Everybody knows.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Stop history
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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