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You Can Use Fire
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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offer very little information about yourself
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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That's what she said.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Take no shit, take a crap
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Common sense is neither.
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Life is not only for you.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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you can live on through your descendants
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Laibach and Bank of England
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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STOP TALKING.
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asshole
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Can you hear me now?
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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This is now part of your day.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Recycle your pets
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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unleash infinity
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Head Your mind!
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