Semi Official Memebomb Archive

go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Who watches the watchers?
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Have that mole checked out
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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The beginning of the end is T
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There's no such thing as nothing
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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I want your money back.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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You might not count in the New World Order
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God is dead, long live God
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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someone should do something about that
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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You are not your ego
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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What Would Paris Do?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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without chaos, there can not be order
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you are now manually dying
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Abel had no descendants.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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I have found a truth.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Ban Censorship!
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