Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Twang gard is fo yo helff
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planning for the future is escapism
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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often you should act like you are sexless
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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such is the war.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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the future is here now
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DO NOT WANT.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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The dead define culture
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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what time is it on mars?
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Difference engenders hate.
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You're a great actor!
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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getting even is odd.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Are you living in the real world?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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WAKE UP.
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Things you own end up owning you
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Without fuck ¡
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Rebel against this command.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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timidity is laughable
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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BeLIEve
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Think outside which box?
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Prop Up The System!
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SILENCE
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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words tend to be inadequate
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