Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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theft is the liberty of property
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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You are the opposition!
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You're No. One
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Grab it and feel it
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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kill someone today
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Let's be cruel!
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getting even is odd.
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listen when your body talks
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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This is where i get off.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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fnord
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Specialization is for insects
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Your dick sucks!
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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fallin' allin
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Life is not only for you.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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get off your knees!!!!!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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remember to react
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Education is a form of murder
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Kill your imagination.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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