Semi Official Memebomb Archive

go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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This is a thought free zone.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Without fuck ¡
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Question...everything?
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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138 dys ony sos
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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I saw what you did just now
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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here...catch!
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Normality = boring-reality
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ux = bb is watching you
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Was it worth it?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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We see what you did there.
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can this really be happening to me
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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[Citation Needed]
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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You are hearing voices
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You now have Asian Flu.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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DNA controls you!
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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I could only masquerade
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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low expectations are good protection
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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TV Sets the Channel
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Life is a hard life.
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I'm not dead.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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I bet you stepped in it.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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