Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Keep up and be ahead
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Just do it.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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You can fine-tune at will.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Without fuck ¡
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Support your local ceiling.
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wait,
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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know it's naught!
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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We are not stuff that abides
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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I would die for my own life.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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being broke is childish
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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This is a pipe.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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ALWAYS IS
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Small minds think alike, too.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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This is my steakhouse.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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humanism is obsolete
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Should we start over?
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Smile for the camera!
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Clara mascara
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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You are now breathing manually.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Will what you do
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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just say know
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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