Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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KNOW SHIT!
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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We saw her duck.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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This is not here
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Negation is definition
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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life = murder
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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You know what I always say...
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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its funny cause its true
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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i redundant already.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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I am GOD here!
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Kill your Idle
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Kook cain
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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discordia lumine maior
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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IMOK
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all roads lead to qumran
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Everybody knows.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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You too can be No. one!
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Never trust what you read.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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WAKE UP.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Authorised graffiti area
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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love your enemy
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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