Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Not a Restroom
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Free Baser Evil!
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Popes needed
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Killing is murder
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Pretend you're not pretending
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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fun or doom
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Don't believe this sentence.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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fuck it we ball
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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By the power of viagra
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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snub backwards is buns
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Love scares empty hearts
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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get thee behind me greyface
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re-evolution!
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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problem solver or problem maker
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Not all people are human.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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automation is deadly
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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You might regret it.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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never fear goddess is here
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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all that litters is old
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Try to outlive these words.
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seize the means of imagination
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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somebody stop me. please.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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really
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alzheimer macht frei
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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suk up and pop
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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