Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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The media lies.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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you are now leaving!
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Jesus was a profit.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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No one gets out alive.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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farts in jars though.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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How's that working out for you?
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God made me an atheist.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Rebel against this command.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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time passes through us.
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Buddha made me do it.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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This statement is a lie.
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Percepi et esse.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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its not. but maybe
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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you smell like your mistress.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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what time is it on mars?
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