Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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planning for the future is escapism
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Someone knows better than you
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Futility is futile.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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You know it all, don't you?
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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i wish i had tried.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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If you can this.... you can read
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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You did it.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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anarchonistic
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Don't quote this
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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labels are not all inclusive
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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No forbidding allowed.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Happiness is not efficient
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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are you wearing that?
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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