Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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I'll be back.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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If you can this.... you can read
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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And I thought I was original!
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Less is a possibilty
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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what i think i am
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These words mean nothing.
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Science is a cult
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Don't panic.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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you must have one grand passion
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Measure once, cut twice
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time passes through us.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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i just changed the world
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Slippery when slick
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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read banned books
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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wait!
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Dick.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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unique things must be the most valuable
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Please use other door.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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SILENCE
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Somebody hates you
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Kook cain
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But I'm already repressed!
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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You better know
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Be young - shut up!
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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We're behaving like insects
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Read this like you would a good book.
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