Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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I like this one. It's dense.
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If its to be its up to me
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Hellen back
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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everything that's interesting is new
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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#tigerblood
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Never trust what you read.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Think outside the book.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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If its to be, its up to me
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-hyphencypher-
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Lead Ashtray
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Caution: dry floor.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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JUST THINKING
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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What will you be forgotten as?
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go down and drown'd
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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