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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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here...catch!
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Existence is futile
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Should we start over?
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Get ready for this.
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play freebird!
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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The Sanity is IN.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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History is a religion
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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men are not monogamous by nature
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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That makes sense
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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"Hauch"
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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psychicdelic
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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My armor is contempt
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The Truth Hertz.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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fun is my function
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Security through Obesity
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STOP TALKING.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Pawn Takes king.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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You can't buy fun like this
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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