Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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You made me do it
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operating under the illusion
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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god cares for you more.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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true freedom is frightful
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Normality = boring-reality
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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you must disagree with authority figures
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Security Through Obscurity
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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just believing something can make it happen
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Get ready for this.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Less is a possibilty
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get an afterlife
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Let us prey
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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