Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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They think you're weird.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Kwote Zero
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Blasphemy is my religion
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You saw this message yesterday.
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some hacks hoax
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Victimize Circumstance!
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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How do you get all those coins?
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Have that mole checked out
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Your smile or your life
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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stasis is a dream state
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Utopia, why?
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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expressing anger is necessary
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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i think therefore i think i am
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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never fear goddess is here
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Are you living in the real world?
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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i redundant already.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Think while it's still illegal
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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god cares for you more.
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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OUT OFN ORDER
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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