Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Motherfucker who you playing
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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You grok?
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Futility is futile.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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You might regret it.
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Two-faced book
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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All men are created unequal.
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you are now manually dying
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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DEATH SUCKS.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The dead define culture
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Examine the following:
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Utopia, why?
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Why not?
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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levity sucks.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Theft is liberty
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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PANTS?
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holding back protects your vital energies
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Will what you do
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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I am my own god now
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Kill time before it kills you!
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Who are you? Why?
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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