Semi Official Memebomb Archive

believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Perception is not reality
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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PANTFARTICA
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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planning for the future is escapism
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How are you reading this?
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Difference engenders hate.
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you must have one grand passion
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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I see what you did there.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Paradox isn't.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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get into the way!
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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operating under the illusion
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Do Not Remove
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This is the distraction.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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A king's castle is his home.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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IH8UFUHQ2
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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what i think i am
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Be a badass
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Browsers for Genocide
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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dare to be smart
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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