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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Good luck on your exam.
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Five is a demon.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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I see what you did there.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Get ready for this.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Yes you are.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Critique Thyself
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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not valid without receipt
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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your breath smells a funny colour
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Zombie or not to be?
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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This is not here
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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eris is my higher power
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This is my steakhouse.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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You saw this message yesterday.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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At the end you see it clear
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Be excellent to each other
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Tick tick tick
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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hail deep thought
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WARNING: And how!
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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can-I-help-you's
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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I am high, bye
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Life is not rhetorical.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Keep up and be ahead
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Yes i did .
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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fallin' allin
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humor is a release
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Go directly to jail.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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