Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop imitating yourself.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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keep the lasagna flying
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Lead Ashtray
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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I will never lie to you.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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You're a great actor!
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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You are one of the masks
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Success: Just say NO.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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listen when your body talks
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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19februholidamned
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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go down and drown'd
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It's now
 
 
and then
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Run. You're watching you.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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You now get to create a new rule.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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This is not here
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Not a Restroom
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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No purpose necessary
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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