Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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seizure salad
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Grab it and feel it
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Measure once, cut twice
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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jesus was a roman mole
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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MEMESTORM
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Average is such a mean word
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Difference engenders hate.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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step one: build a better idiot
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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eeeee, be mite
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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stay human
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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I know your secret.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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levity sucks.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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christafarian
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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you can even marry harry
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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