Semi Official Memebomb Archive

dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Two-faced book
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such is the war.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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This is not a meme.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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sin is a means of social control
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angst is lame
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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i know that i don't know.
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Can I askew a question?
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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the posthumous will judge.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Hokum all ye faithful
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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[Citation Needed]
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Let us prey
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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MINDCRAFT
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Levity Sucks!
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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ask yourself this
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Only Americans are real humans
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Property is theft.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Consider just thinking about it.
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The new money is info.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Art is dangerous
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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You know what I always say...
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i can't do that yet.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Man's character is his fate.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Mohammed made a good profit
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I like this one. It's dense.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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