Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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check your assumptions
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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What Would Paris Do?
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Both are fools but who knows?
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I shit you not.
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Why are you too good to die?
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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TREY CRAY
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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you are now entering!
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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The following statement is not true:
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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being broke is childish
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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black lies matter
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Don't forget to die
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Levity Sucks!
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Mission accomplished.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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What if you're the one?
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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This is now part of your day.
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annoy the boring
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Defective for our future.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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read banned books
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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