Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What poor gods we do make.
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Pretend this is Reality
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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If not now, then when?
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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It happened to you too
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Property is theft.
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Oops bi did it again
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Pretend you're not pretending
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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There are no gold prisons
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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someone should do something about that
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Kook cain
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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you smell like your mistress.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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read banned books
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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apologies
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Fools seldom differ
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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A king's castle is his home.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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If you can this.... you can read
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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I would die for my own life.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Caution: dry floor.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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World's Best Dad
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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There is no help.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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