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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Habeas Corpus
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Find your passion for apathy
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Ateoff shitler
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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NO YOU!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Use only as directed.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Theft is liberty
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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starvation is nature's way
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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problem solver or problem maker
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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wishing things away is not effective
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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fear of a blank page.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Who is the shepherd?
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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get off your knees!!!!!
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Down is the new up!
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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you LIVE in that head?
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Do you find this question offensive?
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wait faster
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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By the power of viagra
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God is a word.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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