Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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I love you too.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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there is an error in this sentence.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Congregation, please be seated
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humor is a release
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Adapt or die!
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Everybody knows.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Man's character is his fate.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Your brain is itchy
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Every one can read your mind.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Your mother was lying
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Somebody hates you
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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care to expand?
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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