Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
#3979 -355 = 3858 - 4213 - +
Keep up and be ahead
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
#4462 -387 = 3097 - 3484 - +
We thank you for the inconvenience.
#3112 -358 = 3381 - 3739 - +
Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
#6110 -316 = 3513 - 3829 - +
Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
#5413 -385 = 2921 - 3306 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -320 = 4664 - 4984 - +
feel better now
#1235 -394 = 3732 - 4126 - +
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
#639 -375 = 3053 - 3428 - +
If you can read this, I love you.
#1680 -390 = 2928 - 3318 - +
Your information train is jammed, man!
#3520 -364 = 3254 - 3618 - +
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
#810 -352 = 3448 - 3800 - +
Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
#3527 -337 = 4293 - 4630 - +
True love is overrated
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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There is where you say something stupid.
#4018 -327 = 3220 - 3547 - +
Please go away.
#2297 -330 = 3252 - 3582 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -2504 = 6570 - 9074 - +
We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
#6483 -326 = 2894 - 3220 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -368 = 3059 - 3427 - +
We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
#3118 -327 = 3546 - 3873 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -258 = 3839 - 4097 - +
IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
#4653 -403 = 2906 - 3309 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -226 = 4054 - 4280 - +
Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
#1417 -312 = 3232 - 3544 - +
You are a product.
#3809 -348 = 3129 - 3477 - +
Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#5540 -334 = 3463 - 3797 - +
STOP. Is your children learning?
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xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -467 = 4018 - 4485 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
#2918 -325 = 3232 - 3557 - +
Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
#4201 -365 = 3533 - 3898 - +
Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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[Drop meme bomb here]
#5814 -369 = 3116 - 3485 - +
Why ask why, just shut up and die
#3211 -303 = 3182 - 3485 - +
Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
#1142 -348 = 2857 - 3205 - +
please change beliefs
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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eris is my higher power
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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No direction is the right direction
#2130 -385 = 2689 - 3074 - +
Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
#4294 -300 = 3289 - 3589 - +
There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
#695 -373 = 2807 - 3180 - +
without contradictions, i would not be free.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Are you living in the real world?
#5884 -327 = 2872 - 3199 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4150 -354 = 3941 - 4295 - +
I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Do you smell bacon?
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Some farts go poop.
#2512 -340 = 2902 - 3242 - +
challenge your habits
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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recluses always get weak
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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out of nothing comes something
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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This is where i get off.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Down is the new up!
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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