Semi Official Memebomb Archive

dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Your dick sucks!
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Fight Me
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Roll again.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Civilization is sterilization.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Normality is a luxury
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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This town needs an enema.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Use only as directed.
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The new money is info.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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JUST THINKING
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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ALWAYS IS
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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MEMESTORM
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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water is just boneless ice
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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You are what you hate.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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all norms are social.
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i just changed the world
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Property is theft.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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seizure salad
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Perception is not reality
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Space is a practiced place.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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I'm in this for the money.
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i never always win.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Normality = boring-reality
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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