Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Make weirdness normal.
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Confront the system.
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Don't forget to die
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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wait!
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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i need to avoid the void
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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the posthumous will judge.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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ignorance is hell.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Read out loud.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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History is written by the winners
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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what is future
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My mess is a life
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Mind the malicious gap.
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"Hauch"
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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this is a interdistraction
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Knock yourself out.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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GET OVER IT
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i believe the earth is fat!
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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happy happens
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Happiness is a new idea.
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