Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Of course you realize this means war.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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What Would Paris Do?
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ban censorship!
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challenge your habits
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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I am my own god now
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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please change beliefs
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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sin is a means of social control
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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theft is the liberty of property
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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jesus hippie
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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solitude is enriching
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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DUCK !!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Don't quote this
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check your assumptions
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Disorder is order.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Welcome home
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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We Universe Itself
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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I like.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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I love you.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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humanism is obsolete
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Utopia, why?
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Fools seldom differ
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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All myths are modern
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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POOPEEPIE
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No purpose necessary
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This sentence is false.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Subversive is the new black.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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When was the first time you felt great?
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homestuck
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