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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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abort that defeatist
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This is now part of your day.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Not all people are human.
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fly's undone.
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Fuck god
I love her
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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to be is not to be
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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the city is upstairs
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Killing is murder
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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levity sucks.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Finishing is for quitters.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Now is forever
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Free Baser Evil!
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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I'll be back.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Do not live, do not die.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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men are not monogamous by nature
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Please use your natural reaction.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Pretend to be real.
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しょがない。
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Politics is war by other means
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water is just boneless ice
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Don't quote this
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Love scares empty hearts
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Consider just thinking about it.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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In case of fire, burn.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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