Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Ateoff shitler
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Confront the system.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The Machine is Us.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Try to outlive these words.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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TREY CRAY
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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minimalism is about the details
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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You are a product.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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i don't hate crime.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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can-I-help-you's
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Be less prepared.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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You don't need this ----->
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Have a nice day. Or else
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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JUST THINKING
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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