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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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What is the first question?
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Never mind that.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Without fuck ¡
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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That makes sense
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My body is clay for me to mold
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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brainsprain
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Caution: dry paint.
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There is no mainstream.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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[Verification needed]
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Make up your words.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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physical culture is second best
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Refuse to be remastered
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Don't tread on me
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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life is short..
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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You are now trapped.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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This sticker is upside-down.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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