Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Less is a possibilty
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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after birth is before death
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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BROFIST
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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The only enemy is good
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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xenophobes also fear you.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Your memebomb
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Look at the finger!!
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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WARNING: And how!
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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feel better now
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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I'm on thought rations
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In case of fire, burn.
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How do you get all those coins?
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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what was i just thinking about?
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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God is a word.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Undermine society, everybody!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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challenge your habits
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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