Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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