Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Who is the shepherd?
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Property is theft.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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No pain, no pain.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Failure takes practice
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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don't go with the flow
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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sin is a means of social control
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Ateoff shitler
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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change is an inside job
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Hellen back
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Got your knows!
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This message is not for you.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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hate speech?
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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lord of the memes...
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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This is Not an Exist.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Normal is a curve.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Darwin Hates You.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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the medium is the mode
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Hallucination is no private matter
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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