Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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iPods are made of people!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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i browse eye brows.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Be less prepared.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Robots bleed red
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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We should all quit whinging.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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If its to be, its up to me
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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The Machine is Us.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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pink is ok, too
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water is just boneless ice
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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All men are created unequal.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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â–²
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Duck
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psychicdelic
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You are a fire hazard
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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No perception leads to self deception.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Try to outlive these words.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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It's always today.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Seriousness is death
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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land of the fee
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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noise can be hostile
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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