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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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At the end you see it clear
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i think therefore i think i am
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Be all that you can be
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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NANODICK
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Resistance is fertile
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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change is an inside job
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Do not read this.
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giant skeleton factory
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Some farts go poop.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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You are not your ego
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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you are now breathing automatically
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Youthanize yourself
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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conspiracy is all about you.
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We are not stuff that abides
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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History is a religion
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Specialization is for insects
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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