Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Not all congestion is equal.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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World's Best Dad
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Men always generalise
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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It's never too late to start.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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problem solver or problem maker
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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All myths are modern
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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You know it all, don't you?
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Specialization is for insects
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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everyone's work is equally important
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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the medium is the mode
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Great! Doesn't it
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what a drag it is getting sold
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Ye of many faiths
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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