Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We should all quit whinging.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Dare to be stupid.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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MEMESTORM
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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â–²
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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You better know
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Authorised graffiti area
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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You know better
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Your cats are my target audience
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free water! Take one!
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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This town needs an enema.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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chance the yeti
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Fuck semantics!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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You're No. One
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Stop history
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Dick.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Make like nature: select all.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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A king's castle is his home.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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What just happened?
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Terror is what you make of it.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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My armor is contempt
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They think you're weird.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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