Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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poonerism
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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How do you get all those coins?
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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feel better now
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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i think therefore i think i am
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This side up.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Don't tread on me
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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what was i just thinking about?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Have a nice day. Or else
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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In case of fire, burn.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Moderation is for monks.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Things you own end up owning you
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it's a headless blunder
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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you are now leaving!
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Robots bleed red
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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black lies matter
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