Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In case of fire, burn.
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You can't be too serious.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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non serviam
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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fun or doom
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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delusions comfy enough?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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fear of a blank page.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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How am I not myself?
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Question lobotomy.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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you are now leaving!
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Rebel against this command.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Lady Inspired
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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kill someone today
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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All generalisations are false
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everything that's interesting is new
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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