Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Jesus is 6.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Do you want a cookie?
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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god believes in you!
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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after birth is before death
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I am living in denial.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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You are the voice in your head.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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I'm already against the next war.
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you can do more than you think.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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mttv
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Albino african
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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That's just what I believe
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Kill Your Idols.
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It's later than you think.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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water is just boneless ice
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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19februholidamned
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Get ready for this.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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I like.
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