Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Operatives are standing by.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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No purpose necessary
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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History is written by the winners
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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The Machine is Us.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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August Victoria hospital
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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You don't need this ----->
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Hellen back
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I want this statement to be false.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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fear is information
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The revolution will be the same
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Call in Sick
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Everything happens for no reason
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homestuck
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Only the insane prosper
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Panic carefully
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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maybe partying will help
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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â–²
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Duck
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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PROLIFUCK
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Pain = stupidity
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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You are literate
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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