Semi Official Memebomb Archive

whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Violence never settles anything.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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I like.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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The truth never set anyone free
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noise can be hostile
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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There are five kinds of people:
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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You're on your own now
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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No direction is the right direction
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Feel great with purpose
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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there are too few immutable truths today
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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sex differences are here to stay
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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You might regret it.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Free will is compulsory.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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This statement is a lie.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Albino african
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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just say know
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being broke is childish
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starvation is nature's way
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