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Private parking in Area only !
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Strike any user to continue.
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down with lies?
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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you can live on through your descendants
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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hugo phurst
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Grab it and feel it
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fun or doom
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Property is theft.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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obamasyomama
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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inheritance must be abolished
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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ban censorship!
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Jesus made a good profit
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Pwn free and clear.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Fuck semantics!
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Life -- do you grok it?
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I don't believe you.
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You are now thinking manually.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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all that litters is old
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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i never always win.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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In the end. there's a period.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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ux = bb is watching you
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