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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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I've run out of things to say.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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You are now breathing manually.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Your mother was lying
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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I am no longer infected
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Fuck semantics!
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We are watching you
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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somebody stop me. please.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Some farts go poop.
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JUST THINKING
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Neither God nor master!
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It might be worth it.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Are you still awake?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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IGNore fnords
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You can't be too serious.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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