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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Why are you masturbating?
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Coitus ergo sum.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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hate humanity. love people
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Strike any user to continue.
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the medium is the mode
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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It's never too late to start.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Think outside which box?
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Panic carefully
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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change is an inside job
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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POOPEEPIE
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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YOU will live forever!
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FUCK SPARTA!
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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