Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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ignorance is knowledge
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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noise can be hostile
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Vegetables are murder.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Head Your mind!
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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This side up.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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hugo phurst
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Someone knows better than you
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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I hear music!
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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wacked lives shatter
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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hope is self-replicating
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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There is far less to everything than you think
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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conspiracy is all about you.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Success: Just say NO.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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asshole
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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You can fine-tune at will.
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All we have is words
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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categorizing fear is calming
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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They're catching up to you!
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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