Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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The Sanity is IN.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Cums
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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levity sucks.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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We have this area under surveillance
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anarchonistic
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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This is my steakhouse.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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travelight
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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don't go with the flow
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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feel better now
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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i never always win.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Pawn Takes king.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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exciting controversy
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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inheritance must be abolished
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Leadership means taxes
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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ALWAYS IS
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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Use no hooks.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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