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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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PROLIFUCK
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time passes through us.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Are you a character or a being?
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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You better know
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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It's a trap!
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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God made me an atheist.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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ALWAYS IS
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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know it's naught!
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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don't place to much trust in experts
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your breath smells a funny colour
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Click here to win.
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Abel had no descendants.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Lead Ashtray
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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FOREVER ALONE
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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You can't be too serious.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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This is now part of your day.
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This is not here
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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this conversation isnt over
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adjust your tie.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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