Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Browsers for Genocide
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obamasyomama
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Invent a problem
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consider the inconsiderate.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Victimize Circumstance!
#3037 -304 = 3173 - 3477 - +
Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
#3493 -378 = 3136 - 3514 - +
the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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what's stopping you?
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
#6351 -723 = 4533 - 5256 - +
there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
#2389 -501 = 2698 - 3199 - +
guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
#1753 -386 = 3146 - 3532 - +
Stop history
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Click here to win.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
#5688 -478 = 3636 - 4114 - +
History is a religion
#1427 -376 = 3689 - 4065 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Keep quiet about this.
#1914 -369 = 3554 - 3923 - +
Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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fuck you
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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How's that working out for you?
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world wide eyed
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get fired. taste delicious.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Try to outlive these words.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Explain your sense of self
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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fat people think they are fat.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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What if you're the one?
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Save the banks lol
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Democracy is Watching you..
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I can see you
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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How come you so Dumb?
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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