Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Which way to America?
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Government Complaints Box
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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I love you.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Conventions are lazy.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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what i think i am
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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This is not a meme.
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It might be worth it.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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You made me do it
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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love to see it happen
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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No purpose necessary
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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physical culture is second best
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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I am living in denial.
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Impeach the constitution
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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The Truth Is No.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Existence is futile
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Don't panic.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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the entire universe is an erogenous zone
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KNOW NOW
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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operating under the illusion
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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what time is it on mars?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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