Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Knock yourself out.
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Who are you? Why?
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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what time is it on mars?
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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You're standing in it now.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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christinsanity
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Are you a character or a being?
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snub backwards is buns
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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true freedom is frightful
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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slack lives matter
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Your dick sucks!
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Welcome home
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Make up your words.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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all roads lead to qumran
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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practice random acts
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Futility is futile.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Get 0%, win
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Reality is only a theory
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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