Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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this is one sentence.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Dare to be stupid.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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adjust your tie.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Negation is definition
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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fly's undone.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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A king's castle is his home.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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offer very little information about yourself
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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The dead define culture
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Clara mascara
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Mission accomplished.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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I'm in this for the money.
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Can I askew a question?
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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all roads lead to qumran
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Your memebomb
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Do not read this message.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Save the banks lol
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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I GET IT!
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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down with lies?
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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all information is misinformation
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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I'm trying... very trying.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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You are what you hate.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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