Semi Official Memebomb Archive

FUCK SPARTA!
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Utopia, why?
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Because and effect.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Jesus loves war!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Examine the following:
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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what would you break without rules?
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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drama often obscures the real issues
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Knowing is hard.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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History is a religion
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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i am not a label (5 words)
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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fun is my function
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Leave me the hell alone!
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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You are a fire hazard
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Stop Palpitation!
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theft is the liberty of property
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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christafarian
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morals are for little people
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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World's Best Dad
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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This is where I get off...
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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This town needs an enema.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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You should pay more attention.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Suicide is against the law!
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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