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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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How am I not myself?
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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At the end you see it clear
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Normality = boring-reality
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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all that litters is old
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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its funny cause its true
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Please use your natural reaction.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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This is the age of isis
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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one love
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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love to see it happen
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Prop Up The System!
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Jesus made a good profit
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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brobama
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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SILENCE
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only the robots are on time anymore
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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chance the yeti
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Refuse to be remastered
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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everything that's interesting is new
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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annoy the boring
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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The trick is whatever happens next
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We are the marginalized prophets
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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humanism is obsolete
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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You did it.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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such is the war.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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