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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Are you still awake?
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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life is short..
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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You're already in its belly.
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Grab it and feel it
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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jesus, that's a good one!
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Killing is murder
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Collect to reject
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Lego my Ego
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Normal
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Never give an inch!
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Specialization is for insects
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Everything you know... is just that.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Duck
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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My god is bigger.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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