Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Yes fuck your mind.
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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