Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This is a pipe.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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We have this area under surveillance
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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what did you lap up today?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Reinvent retardation.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Read less, live more.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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World's Best Dad
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Chaste makes waste.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Holy shit look over there --->
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Your smile or your life
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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physical culture is second best
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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christafarian
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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black lies matter
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And I thought I was original!
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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How come you so Dumb?
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Everything is Pornographic.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Be as if.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Stop Palpitation!
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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And thus, sense was made.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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feel better now
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Support your local ceiling.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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this is one sentence.
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Politics is war by other means
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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