A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-Bill Vaughan
Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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