Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what was i just thinking about?
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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this is one sentence.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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MAKE IT STOP
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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What are you doing?!
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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what i think i am
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Difference engenders hate.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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KNOW NOW
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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I really like writing on walls
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Stop history
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There is far less to everything than you think
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If its to be, its up to me
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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You are not an individual.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Suspend belief.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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what would you break without rules?
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Not a Restroom
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Jesus loves war!
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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the medium is the mode
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Pwn free and clear.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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"Hauch"
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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