Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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You can't buy fun like this
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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I have found a truth.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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You can't be too serious.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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TREY CRAY
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Sense is made, not born.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Levity Sucks!
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Do Not Remove
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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I puked here
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Laugh
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Collapse the state of mind
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Please clean up after your god.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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What is it with you and money?
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Conventions are lazy.
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My mess is a life
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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You are only happy by accident.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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"Please feel free."
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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It's never too late to start.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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i need to avoid the void
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Love my label like myself
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No pain, no pain.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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IN MY PANTS!
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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But we'll never survive!
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Are you interesting?
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