Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Adapt or die!
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19februholidamned
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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words tend to be inadequate
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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This is Not an Exist.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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There are no gold prisons
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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There is no Truth here.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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the future is here now
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Preserve disorder
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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What Would Paris Do?
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Mission accomplished.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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World's Best Dad
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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fear of a blank page.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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get an afterlife
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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My armor is contempt
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There is no conspiracy.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Critique Thyself
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supplementing my permanent record
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Have a nice day. Or else
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Do not read this message.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Law = X/0
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Congregation, please be seated
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security makes me nervous
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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