Semi Official Memebomb Archive

FREE THE MURDERERS!
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lmao wtf did u expect
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Death is not only for you.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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you will not think and you will not care
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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black lies matter
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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That was a bad idea.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Use no hooks.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Love my label like myself
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Be less prepared.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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sex differences are here to stay
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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christinsanity
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Try Dying.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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