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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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It's not my struggle
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Famous people are delicious.
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This is a question?
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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ignorance is knowledge
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Suspend belief.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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fun or doom
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Government Complaints Box
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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A king's castle is his home.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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wait!
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It's good to be the King.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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You are a product.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Head Your mind!
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Lol, reality.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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This statement is a lie.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Open horse fucking
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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My god is bigger.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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There is no more revolution;
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