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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Nothing is 100% true
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My armor is contempt
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Fools seldom differ
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Not all people are human.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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NANODICK
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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you must have one grand passion
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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SILENCE
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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19februholidamned
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I think you came to late.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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fat people think they are fat.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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get thee behind me greyface
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Fait accompli...
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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don't go with the flow
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Avert thy gaze!
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Think in terms of thought.
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humanism is obsolete
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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How necessary are you?
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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I am a verb and so can you!
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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