Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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That was a bad idea.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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i think therefore i think i am
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even your family can betray you
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drama often obscures the real issues
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Kill Your Idols.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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True love is overrated
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hate humanity. love people
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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ice 4 eyes
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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'slanguage
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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You are Powerful!
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Good luck on your exam.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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The future is history.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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These monsters are people
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Noone knows our destination.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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decency is a relative thing
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Fait accompli...
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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nothing is something
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ux = bb is watching you
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Just give up and go crazy.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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fnord
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Are you living in the real world?
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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god believes in you!
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