We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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