Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Try to outlive these words.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Never mind that.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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don't even talk about censorship!
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The future is history.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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illness is a state of mind
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Preserve disorder
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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This is Not an Exist.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Pain = stupidity
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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DUCK !!
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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challenge your habits
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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HAIL TETRIS!
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decadence can be an end in itself
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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I love you.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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No purpose necessary
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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All we have is words
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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The Game
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Lego my Ego
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