Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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You don't exist.
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this is only a test
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The Earth Will Shake.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Cadres decide everything.
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Be less prepared.
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Do what you want to say
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Life -- do you grok it?
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How often do you feel human?
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Some farts go poop.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Be eaten by babies
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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I am no longer infected
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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adjust your tie.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Forget you even read this.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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to whom it may concern,
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Ban Censorship!
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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It's not my struggle
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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This is not a pipe.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Oh, no, not again.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Tear off all your labels.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Average is such a mean word
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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apologies
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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The Beginning is Near.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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しょがない。
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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routine is a link with the past
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Why are you masturbating?
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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They think you're weird.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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