Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Go places.
Do things
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God is a word.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Two-faced book
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Oh, no, not again.
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Please go back 3 squares
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If your not confused your wrong
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Find your passion for apathy
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Knock yourself out.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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what would you break without rules?
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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brobama
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Albino african
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Be eaten by babies
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Use no hooks.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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me me na me meme name
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you must have one grand passion
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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snub backwards is buns
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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A discordian, discordian and other discordian make no discordians
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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wacked lives shatter
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Be all that you can be
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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problem solver or problem maker
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The future is history.
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