For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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