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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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never share your dreams with a pro
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Impeach the constitution
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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all roads lead to qumran
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Percepi et esse.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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This side up.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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it's a headless blunder
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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this conversation is over
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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its not. but maybe
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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solitude is enriching
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There are five kinds of people:
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Life is a hard life.
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wait,
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Why are you too good to die?
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Down is the new up!
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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No purpose necessary
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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