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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Now is forever
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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this is a interdistraction
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Use no hooks.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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I am no longer infected
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Yes i did .
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Eating the menu?
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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[Verification needed]
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Youthanize yourself
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Prop Up The System!
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Men always generalise
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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rattlesnakes are epic
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Keep up and be ahead
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what i think i am
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Take the RED pill.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Someone knows better than you
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We are here to grow our souls
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hate love - love hate
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Then why do you do it?
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Kilmalosa323
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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