Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Finishing is for quitters.
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I am my own god now
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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xenophobes also fear you.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Science is a cult
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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These could go together, or be separate.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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i browse eye brows.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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fuck it we ball
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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starvation is nature's way
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STOP TALKING.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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No purpose necessary
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Orwell was right.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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obamasyomama
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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MINDCRAFT
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this is a interdistraction
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No hidden window here.
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BROFIST
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Think outside which box?
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Normal
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Great! Doesn't it
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Confront the system.
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Reality is only a theory
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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mttv
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