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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Think inside the box
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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You are a product.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Fuck semantics!
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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My god is bigger.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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politics is used for personal gain
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Your ego is biohazard
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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We see what you did there.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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YOU will live forever!
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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this post scares me
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Failure takes practice
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If its to be its up to me
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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change your mind
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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fuck it we ball
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Who watches the watchers?
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love to see it happen
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Difference engenders hate.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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I'm done counting statistics.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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