Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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You can't buy fun like this
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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MAKE IT STOP
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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wacked lives shatter
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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-hyphencypher-
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Security Through Obscurity
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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politics is used for personal gain
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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down with lies?
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Coffee is bean water.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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what? do you think?
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Newfags can't triforce
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Secrecy kills.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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I really like writing on walls
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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fallin' allin
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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go fuck yourself
No really
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Appreciate Chaos
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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You are not your ego
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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