Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Control is not control
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delusions comfy enough?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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This sentence has never been written.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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adjust your tie.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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No purpose necessary
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[insert witty meme here]
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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#tigerblood
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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True love is overrated
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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free water! Take one!
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Reinvent retardation.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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really
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This is where i get off.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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scratch'n'sniff
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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maybe partying will help
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I love you too.
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Tear off all your labels.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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MURDERBIRD
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Suspend belief.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Be all that you can be
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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