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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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And thus, sense was made.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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I saw what you did just now
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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this conversation is over
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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maybe partying will help
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Do you think that went well?
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Who is the shepherd?
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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All generalisations are false
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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I puked here
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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listen to the silence
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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ice 4 eyes
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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A free world needs no leaders
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Be eaten by babies
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I hear music!
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Love scares empty hearts
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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operating under the illusion
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Malpractice makes perfect
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