Semi Official Memebomb Archive

For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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unleash infinity
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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seize the means of imagination
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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The truth never set anyone free
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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psychicdelic
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We have this area under surveillance
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Man's character is his fate.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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decency is a relative thing
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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annoy the boring
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god cares for you more.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Read less, live more.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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The media lies.
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eeeee, be mite
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Jesus is 6.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Utopia, why?
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Fumble the bumble
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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