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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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No purpose necessary
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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No one gets out alive.
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fathers often use too much force
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Break a pattern today.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Someone knows better than you
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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practice random acts
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Everything is Pornographic.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Think inside the box
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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I really like writing on walls
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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You can fine-tune at will.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Mission accomplished.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Peace is a graveyard.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Don't be naive.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Appreciate Chaos
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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SAUL MUSIC
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Rebel against this command.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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You are one of the masks
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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SCORPION PIE
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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You don't need this ----->
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Love my label like myself
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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-hyphencypher-
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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