PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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