Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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fuck it we ball
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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i browse eye brows.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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This sentence is false.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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All men are created unequal.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Coffee is bean water.
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happy happens
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Never give an inch!
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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moderation kills the spirit
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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hate love - love hate
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Free? Prove it!
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I can see you
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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People are revolting
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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I am GOD here!
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Slippery when slick
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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You are now breathing manually.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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true freedom is frightful
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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big brother is not watching me
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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