Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Beware of false profits
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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you're it, no backsies
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Every one can read your mind.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Click here to win.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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what would you break without rules?
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Have that mole checked out
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Kwote Zero
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Can I ask you a second question?
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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My father was a good woman.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Science is a cult
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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adjust your tie.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Your brain is itchy
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Collapse the state of mind
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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eeeee, be mite
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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I've run out of things to say.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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You are a product.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Very vinnie voorhees
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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