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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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what? do you think?
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Feel great on purpose.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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[Verification needed]
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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just believing something can make it happen
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Deity... he's come for me
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Be excellent to each other
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Free? Prove it!
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happy happens
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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We should all quit whinging.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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You made me do it
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Ban Censorship!
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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No pain, no pain.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Panic carefully
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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