Semi Official Memebomb Archive

before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Roll again.
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dare to be smart
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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August Victoria hospital
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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This poster is holding reality together.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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All you can eat, shrimp
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Panic carefully
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Your memebomb
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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listen to the silence
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Who is the shepherd?
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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the important thing is to cum...
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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ice 4 eyes
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Why are you too good to die?
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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what i think i am
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Caution: dry paint.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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you are now breathing automatically
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Each and single one
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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not valid without receipt
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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the medium is the mode
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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If you want it, do it.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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free water! Take one!
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This message is false
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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I am the voice in your head.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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