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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Love scares empty hearts
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Protection when you least expect it
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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MURDERBIRD
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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fututio, non verba.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Save us from salvation
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Security Through Obscurity
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Two-faced book
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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you can live on through your descendants
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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choice != control
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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cancer cures smoking.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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golfers are the illuminati
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Hoard anything you can't download
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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I know your secret.
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