Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Eternal Truths are neither.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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What you change, changes you.
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Everybody knows.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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I hate prejudiced people.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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There's no such thing as a free world
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Please don't care about this sign.
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If your not confused your wrong
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Please look away immediately.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Avert thy gaze!
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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fnord
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Please clean up after your god.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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This sentence is a lie.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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I'm not dead.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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I shit you not.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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This isn't all true.
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Think while it's still illegal
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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No one has died for your sins
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Everybody knows.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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You know what I always say...
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