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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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self-awareness can be crippling
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Why didn't you?
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Seriousness is death
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Everybody knows.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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hate speech?
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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This bear's repeating.
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You're a great actor!
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Robots bleed red
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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TITS
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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These words mean nothing.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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All we have is words
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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This is the end
of the
end
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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are you wearing that?
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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If you can this.... you can read
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Not all people are human.
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all information is misinformation
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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If its to be its up to me
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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angst is lame
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Get 0%, win
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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I just love the way you hate
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