Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Try to remember
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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fututio, non verba.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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categorizing fear is calming
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Science is a cult
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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adjust your tie.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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nothing is something
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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MURDERBIRD
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Work is a four letter word.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Now Accepting New Patience
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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This is now part of your day.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Zombie or not to be?
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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I am my own god now
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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The future is history.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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nobody is in charge
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Sense is made, not born.
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Utopia, why?
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Question reality.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Abstinence is perverted
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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