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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Keep quiet about this.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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delusions comfy enough?
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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I love you.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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bleed for the international power
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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you are now manually dying
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Percepi et esse.
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Don't tread on me
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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wait faster
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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This message isn't for you
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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For a good time, please call 000.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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wacked lives shatter
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Did I just say that out loud?
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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I am my own god now
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