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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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free water! Take one!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
#5138 -383 = 3319 - 3702 - +
Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
#688 -267 = 4029 - 4296 - +
can this really be happening to me
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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This is the age of isis
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Habeas Corpus
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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That wasn't aimed at you.
#2624 -281 = 2902 - 3183 - +
go fuck yourself
No really
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Kwote Zero
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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change your mind
#901 -321 = 3146 - 3467 - +
Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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I am the voice in your head.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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No forbidding allowed.
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Prop Up The System!
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All myths are modern
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Darwin Hates You.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
#1395 -386 = 3218 - 3604 - +
Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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We are watching you
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I will never lie to you.
#1584 -440 = 3422 - 3862 - +
We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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I am my own god now
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