Semi Official Memebomb Archive

15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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there is chaos in order
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raise boys and girls the same way
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automation is deadly
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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We're behaving like insects
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labels are not all inclusive
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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It's never too late to start.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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[insert witty meme here]
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Buddha made me do it.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Kill your Idle
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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the future is here now
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this is only a test
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Appreciate Chaos
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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You are one of the masks
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zombies like you
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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unleash infinity
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Slippery when slick
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Education is a form of murder
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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god cares for you more.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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