Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My body is clay for me to mold
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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you can even marry harry
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You were alone before they left you
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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This sign is not for you.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Legalize poverty
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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humor is a release
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I invented plagiarism.
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adjust your tie.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Freedom Needs Work.
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to be is not to be
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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All generalisations are false
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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water is just boneless ice
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Lol, reality.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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This is a Meme.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Oops bi did it again
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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all norms are social.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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The Game
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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I'm better than you.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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power lies everywhere
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Democracy is Watching you..
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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minimeme
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unleash infinity
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Common sense is neither.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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History is written by the winners
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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i redundant already.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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SILENCE
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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