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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Down is the new up!
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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The revolution will be the same
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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stay human
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What you change, changes you.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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pretend you have free will
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Everything happens for no reason
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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labels are not all inclusive
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Open horse fucking
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Orwell was right.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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a name means a lot just by itself
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Think in terms of thought.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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some hacks hoax
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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You're still playing by their rules!
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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OUT OFN ORDER
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Wit happens.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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It is happening again.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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the medium is the mode
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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NANODICK
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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The chao goes mu.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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There is no Truth here.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Context does.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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You better know
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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raw backwards is war
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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I am the voice in your head.
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PANTFARTICA
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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