Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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don't go with the flow
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ignorance is knowledge
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Only rats stay bought
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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life is short..
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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What are you really thinking about?
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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-hyphencypher-
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Scene and Herd.
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keep your eyes open
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You Can Use Fire
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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its not. but maybe
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Do what you want to say
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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there are too few immutable truths today
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care to expand?
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Newfags can't triforce
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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private property created crime
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Grayface is a Pope too
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Recycle your pets
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All generalisations are false
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Are you a character or a being?
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Not all congestion is equal.
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