Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Space is a practiced place.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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hugo phurst
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Write this somewhere else.
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This town needs an enema.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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This is the distraction.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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starvation is nature's way
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ask yourself this
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Not all congestion is equal.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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escape from libtardia.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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What Would Paris Do?
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Critique Thyself
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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private property created crime
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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alzheimer macht frei
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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really
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Is this really worth it?
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Operatives are standing by.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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You are a product.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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How often do you feel human?
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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You are the opposition!
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All you can eat, shrimp
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Buddha made me do it.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Rejoin the human race.
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ICDUC2?
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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sin is a means of social control
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happy happens
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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I'm better than you.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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I love you too.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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