Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the long run we are all dead.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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What poor gods we do make.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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The media lies.
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i'm just as god remade me
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They are hunting dogs.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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God is an excuse.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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It's always today.
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Break a pattern today.
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jesus hippie
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Open horse fucking
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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This town needs an enema.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Newfags can't triforce
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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you can live on through your descendants
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Virginity can be cured.
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Don't quote this
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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You are now trapped.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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fat people think they are fat.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Grab it and feel it
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Not all people are human.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Protection when you least expect it
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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what i think i am
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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It is happening again.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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How am I not myself?
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we need some new cliches
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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I am the voice in your head.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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The beginning of the end is T
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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