Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Existence is futile
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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â–²
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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i don't hate crime.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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No pain, no pain.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Don't fart then inhale it
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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'slanguage
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Freedom is a party
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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"I can't breed!"
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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I believe I disbelieve.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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abort that defeatist
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Don't be naive.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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