Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To be free today means to participate.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Beware of falling hammers
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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eris is my higher power
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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giant skeleton factory
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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don't place to much trust in experts
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men are not monogamous by nature
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You Can Use Fire
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I don't exist.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Question lobotomy.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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fallin' allin
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Appreciate Chaos
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Tear off all your labels.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Hellen back
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Elite Populist
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Grab it and feel it
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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I shit you not.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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don't forget what you already know
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Neither God nor master!
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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mad, not angry.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Life is price less.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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golfers are the illuminati
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Do not read this message.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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They Live. We sleep
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Less is a possibilty
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ICDUC2?
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Support Our Fruits.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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