Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Defective for our future.
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i browse eye brows.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Be less prepared.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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This sign is not for you.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Difference engenders hate.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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FUCK SPARTA!
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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the future is here now
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I believe I disbelieve.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Authorised graffiti area
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Resistance is fertile
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you are now leaving!
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Click here to win.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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You too can be No. one!
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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inheritance must be abolished
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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しょがない。
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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