Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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PANTFARTICA
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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getting even is odd.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Hokum all ye faithful
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Never give an inch!
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Guns Protect Killers.
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TRAVELITE
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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You too can be No. one!
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Chaste makes waste.
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You are only happy by accident.
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They're catching up to you!
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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don't forget what you already know
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fun or doom
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I GET IT!
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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The solution is part of the problem.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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all norms are social.
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IGNore fnords
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Life is price less.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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How am I not myself?
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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I am no longer infected
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slack lives matter
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Please clean up after your god.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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