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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Fuck god
I love her
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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You are Holy in the wrong
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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minimeme
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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mad, not angry.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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You are not your ego
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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No hidden window here.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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categorizing fear is calming
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Subversive is the new black.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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BeLIEve
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step one: build a better idiot
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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maybe partying will help
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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If not now, then when?
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fathers often use too much force
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Slippery when slick
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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You Can Use Fire
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Never trust what you read.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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brainsprain
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Can I askew a question?
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You grok?
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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beat violence!
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Rebel against this command.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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