Semi Official Memebomb Archive

When you go to hell, you DIE
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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You are literate
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Write this somewhere else.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Don't tread on me
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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FOREVER ALONE
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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This is now part of your day.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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worrying can help you prepare
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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You are hearing voices
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Preserve disorder
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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You grok?
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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God made me an atheist.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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no absolutes!
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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You've caught an even atom tan
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I'm on thought rations
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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categorizing fear is calming
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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what was i just thinking about?
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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d's nutz
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ICDUC2?
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"Please do not use other door."
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Operatives are standing by.
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