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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Reading is not understanding.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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big brother is not watching me
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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never share your dreams with a pro
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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levity sucks.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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no absolutes!
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everyone's work is equally important
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Why are you too good to die?
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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i think therefore i think i am
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Legalize poverty
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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i dont really know anything.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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I don't exist.
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I'm on thought rations
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Let us prey
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Defective for our future.
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You are literate
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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DO NOT WANT.
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this conversation is over
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Think while it's still illegal
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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It's good to be the King.
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ISABELLAH
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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