Semi Official Memebomb Archive

don't even talk about censorship!
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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When was the first time you felt great?
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The Truth Is No.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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I would die for my own life.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Please clean up after your god.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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There is no help.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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This is a pipe.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Roll again.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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I invented plagiarism.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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look above the wind.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Be excellent to each other
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Darwin Hates You.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Free? Prove it!
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Got your knows!
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remember to react
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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abort that defeatist
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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No costume is no costume
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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There are no gold prisons
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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We saw her duck.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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power lies everywhere
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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You are hearing voices
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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take nothing for granted
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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