Semi Official Memebomb Archive

SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Each and single one
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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black lies matter
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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psychicdelic
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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maybe partying will help
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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What Would Paris Do?
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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labels are not all inclusive
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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In case of fire, burn.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Step on a crack
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Love my label like myself
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go fuck yourself
No really
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travelight
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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To be happy is a new notion
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Love scares empty hearts
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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I want this statement to be false.
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You're a great actor!
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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lmao wtf did u expect
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I know what you did last summer...
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Why are you so sure?
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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