Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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NO YOU!
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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For a good time call Eris
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Everybody knows.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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step one: build a better idiot
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Where do your ideas come from?
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Caution: dry floor.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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giant skeleton factory
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This sentence is false.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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farts in jars though.
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fear of a blank page.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Two-faced book
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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What you change, changes you.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Imprint your reality here.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Make up your words.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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