Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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The Earth Will Shake.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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That's what she said.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Why are you masturbating?
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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It might be worth it.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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SCORPION PIE
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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no absolutes!
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Levity Sucks!
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Reinvent retardation.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Slippery when slick
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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If its to be, its up to me
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I am the voice in your head.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Fumble the bumble
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Lol, reality.
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You woke up for this?
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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kill someone today
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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the whether is changing
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Sense is made, not born.
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The beginning of the end is T
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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starvation is nature's way
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