Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can fine-tune at will.
#3284 -330 = 3140 - 3470 - +
It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
#4871 -407 = 3230 - 3637 - +
Flee at once, all is discovered.
#1253 -336 = 2862 - 3198 - +
Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
#1199 -291 = 4461 - 4752 - +
rattlesnakes are epic
#6336 -563 = 4270 - 4833 - +
You should pay more attention.
#4177 -307 = 3288 - 3595 - +
If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 -291 = 3214 - 3505 - +
When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
#3168 -328 = 2779 - 3107 - +
there's nothing redeeming in toil
#2866 -304 = 3350 - 3654 - +
the unattainable is invariable attractive
#2797 -290 = 3817 - 4107 - +
How was the first/last time you felt great?
#1463 -317 = 3491 - 3808 - +
I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
#1488 -314 = 3005 - 3319 - +
 
 
ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ก็็็็็็็็ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็..กิิิิิิิิิ.กิิิิิิ.กิิิ
#5265 -426 = 2673 - 3099 - +
Check Mate!
#3547 -479 = 3125 - 3604 - +
Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
#4147 -310 = 2716 - 3026 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -307 = 3533 - 3840 - +
You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
#3262 -370 = 2854 - 3224 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -332 = 3411 - 3743 - +
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
#2835 -361 = 2970 - 3331 - +
Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
#2589 -314 = 3717 - 4031 - +
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
#5434 -330 = 2780 - 3110 - +
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
#606 -279 = 3620 - 3899 - +
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
#5402 -415 = 3142 - 3557 - +
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
#5781 -392 = 3157 - 3549 - +
Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
#3797 -303 = 2871 - 3174 - +
meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
#4640 -280 = 2653 - 2933 - +
God is an excuse.
#3915 -330 = 4055 - 4385 - +
I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
#1577 -309 = 3027 - 3336 - +
Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
#5195 -380 = 2962 - 3342 - +
The White zone is for loading and unloading only
#4969 -373 = 3184 - 3557 - +
when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
#6175 -428 = 3556 - 3984 - +
Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
#4935 -374 = 3092 - 3466 - +
The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
#4568 -352 = 3646 - 3998 - +
Never reconstruct the indestructible
#2117 -344 = 3029 - 3373 - +
We have this area under surveillance
#3091 -432 = 3366 - 3798 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2234 = 7108 - 9342 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -489 = 3347 - 3836 - +
ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
#4510 -392 = 3210 - 3602 - +
occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
#5785 -356 = 3475 - 3831 - +
If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
#1663 -277 = 3696 - 3973 - +
You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
#3296 -398 = 3041 - 3439 - +
Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
#2577 -309 = 3103 - 3412 - +
you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
#3257 -373 = 2987 - 3360 - +
THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
#5696 -310 = 3291 - 3601 - +
Jesus wasn't a christian
#6071 -440 = 3189 - 3629 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -305 = 3820 - 4125 - +
You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
#3348 -327 = 3340 - 3667 - +
Maybe you're a product too
#5083 -340 = 3019 - 3359 - +
You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
#5051 -340 = 3342 - 3682 - +
people who say no just need to be convinced harder
#5046 -352 = 2994 - 3346 - +
Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
#1065 -304 = 3150 - 3454 - +
May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
#4705 -354 = 3168 - 3522 - +
How did you get here?
#3751 -397 = 3271 - 3668 - +
You're unique, just like everybody else
#3391 -319 = 3048 - 3367 - +
A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
#5778 -267 = 3820 - 4087 - +
BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
#5811 -283 = 3382 - 3665 - +
IH8UFUHQ2
#6102 -295 = 4078 - 4373 - +
Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
#2565 -301 = 3466 - 3767 - +
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
#4449 -296 = 3243 - 3539 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -281 = 3297 - 3578 - +
You were alone before they left you
#5632 -275 = 2938 - 3213 - +
i believe that children are the futile
#4636 -379 = 3294 - 3673 - +
My father was a good woman.
#2088 -312 = 3503 - 3815 - +
This statement is a lie.
#5099 -335 = 2998 - 3333 - +
i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
#4211 -255 = 3486 - 3741 - +
If you can this.... you can read
#4349 -318 = 2948 - 3266 - +
Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
#6380 -836 = 3809 - 4645 - +
If not now, then when?
#6330 -541 = 4151 - 4692 - +
MURDERBIRD
#6140 -491 = 3176 - 3667 - +
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
#5736 -390 = 2688 - 3078 - +
Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
#4126 -373 = 3610 - 3983 - +
Behave as you like, but think like others.
#806 -413 = 2600 - 3013 - +
Average is such a mean word
#5379 -400 = 2986 - 3386 - +
Hallucination is no private matter
#4909 -345 = 3217 - 3562 - +
In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
#4911 -302 = 2999 - 3301 - +
Write this somewhere else.
#3241 -437 = 3140 - 3577 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -291 = 3325 - 3616 - +
All employees are forbidden.
#673 -286 = 3538 - 3824 - +
don't eat your soul to fill your belly
#1072 -380 = 2787 - 3167 - +
If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
#6409 -769 = 2980 - 3749 - +
ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
#5703 -382 = 2935 - 3317 - +
Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
#2350 -411 = 2496 - 2907 - +
You don't exist.
#3304 -340 = 2954 - 3294 - +
If it makes sense, we can't do it.
#4599 -299 = 3054 - 3353 - +
The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
#2643 -293 = 3155 - 3448 - +
Freedom Needs Work.
#1293 -382 = 2482 - 2864 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
#1418 -297 = 3870 - 4167 - +
SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
#5809 -342 = 2984 - 3326 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -134 = 3772 - 3906 - +
you can even marry harry
#5507 -340 = 2721 - 3061 - +
I'm with intelligent --->
#1621 -323 = 2995 - 3318 - +
Fools seldom differ
#1263 -325 = 3505 - 3830 - +
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
#1269 -393 = 2875 - 3268 - +
PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
#3862 -308 = 3230 - 3538 - +
Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
#1009 -391 = 3034 - 3425 - +
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
#4562 -308 = 3701 - 4009 - +
Silence! Some of us are trying to think
#3840 -345 = 3433 - 3778 - +
The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
#4343 -324 = 2771 - 3095 - +
Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
#6395 -600 = 3589 - 4189 - +
Yes you are.
#3246 -365 = 3295 - 3660 - +

5239 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project