Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Leap before you look
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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We're behaving like insects
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escape from libtardia.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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somebody stop me. please.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Read less, live more.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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It's always today.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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pink is ok, too
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Keep up and be ahead
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Each and single one
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Normality is a luxury
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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That's what she said.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Confront the system.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Just give up and go crazy.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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What are you doing?!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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