Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Zombie or not to be?
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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suk up and pop
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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nothing is something
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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God is dead, long live God
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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You are hearing voices
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Apocalypse!
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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read banned books
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Head Your mind!
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Don't forget to die
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Objectivity is subjective
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Plan early, plan twice
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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ALWAYS IS
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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problem solver or problem maker
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Fight apathy or don't.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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IMOK
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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God made me an atheist.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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hail deep thought
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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All generalisations are false
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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DO NOT WANT.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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