Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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stasis is a dream state
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Failure takes practice
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Prop Up The System!
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These words mean nothing.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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We have this area under surveillance
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Hellen back
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Step on a crack
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Your computer is lying to you.
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averageness is a point of view
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Reinvent retardation.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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SILENCE
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Duck
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Please use your natural reaction.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Language is speaking you.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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I'm trying... very trying.
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How come you so Dumb?
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I invented plagiarism.
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brainsprain
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Yes i did .
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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being broke is childish
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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MURDERBIRD
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Leap before you look
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i just changed the world
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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