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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Existence is futile
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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The best things in life are imaginary
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maybe partying will help
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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SCORPION PIE
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beat violence!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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You did it.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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How often do you feel human?
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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It's ok that you don't know.
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We Universe Itself
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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DNA controls you!
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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travelight
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Knock yourself out.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Paradox isn't.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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listen when your body talks
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What are you doing?!
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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you left the iron on.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Suicide is against the law!
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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hate speech?
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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We are the marginalized prophets
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you read my fucking mind
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self-awareness can be crippling
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Seriousness is death
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Preserve disorder
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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war is a purification rite
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Call in Sick
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Democracy is Watching you..
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