Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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hugo phurst
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Five is a demon.
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after birth is before death
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you LIVE in that head?
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our bored brains need information overload
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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NANODICK
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Feel great with purpose
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Control is not control
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Please cue at this point -->
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noise can be hostile
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Home is where the disease is
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This sentence is false.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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PANTS?
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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automation is deadly
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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jesus was a roman mole
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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You are only happy by accident.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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That makes sense
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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DNA controls you!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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pink is ok, too
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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