Semi Official Memebomb Archive

DNA controls you!
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Can you hear me now?
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Keep quiet about this.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Do you want a cookie?
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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The new money is info.
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Specialization is for insects
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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They are hunting dogs.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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That was a bad idea.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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You are now breathing manually.
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you're doing it.
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It's never too late to start.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Jesus made a good profit
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Newfags can't triforce
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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I want your money back.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Question lobotomy.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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jesus hippie
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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This isn't all true.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Abandon all art NOW
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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The Beginning is Near.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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i can't do that yet.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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It's a trap!
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Welcome home
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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This statement is a lie.
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Look at the finger!!
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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hail deep thought
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Please do not lick the paintings
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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The Sanity is IN.
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