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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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PANTS?
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Got your knows!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Free Baser Evil!
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Perception is not reality
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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You can't buy fun like this
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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This sentence has never been written.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Terrorism.
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Yes you are.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Smile for the camera!
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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keep your eyes open
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Violence never settles anything.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Dare to be stupid.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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This is not a meme.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Orwell was right.
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My armor is contempt
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Control is not control
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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I know your secret.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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You're a great actor!
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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August Victoria hospital
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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