Semi Official Memebomb Archive

fear of a blank page.
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Do Not Remove
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Holy shit look over there --->
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kill someone today
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Fools seldom differ
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you can live on through your descendants
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Taze a kitten!
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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farts in jars though.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Men always generalise
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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the past is dead country
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The chao goes mu.
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This is Not an Exist.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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I really like writing on walls
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Context does.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Take the RED pill.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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You did it.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Why are you so sure?
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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ISABELLAH
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People are revolting
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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levity sucks.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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We are here to grow our souls
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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god believes in you!
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Please press any door to continue
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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TREY CRAY
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Think outside which box?
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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