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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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It's not my struggle
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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private property created crime
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Terrorism.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Lady Inspired
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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I want this statement to be false.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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You're a great actor!
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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adjust your tie.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Nothing is 100% true
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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PANTFARTICA
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Don't tread on me
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Be as if.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Robots bleed red
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Orwell was right.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Confusion is paradise
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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