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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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What just happened?
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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today is under construction
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Not a Restroom
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Pretend to be real.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Because it's there.
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Maybe you're a product too
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No costume is no costume
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Please go back 3 squares
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Make up your words.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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We are not stuff that abides
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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This is not simply entertainment.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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All men are created unequal.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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There is no Truth here.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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No hidden window here.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Infect Yourself.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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ice 4 eyes
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Who told you to believe that?
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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The cause is the effect.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Without fuck ¡
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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WARNING: And how!
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Virginity can be cured.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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travelight
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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