Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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You did it.
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anarchonistic
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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You grok?
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Roll again.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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what would you break without rules?
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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choice != control
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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i just changed the world
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Rejoin the human race.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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christafarian
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Please use other door.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Please clean up after your god.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Apocalypse!
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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'slanguage
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Jesus is 6.
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Kook cain
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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the keepers of time are robots.
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All we have is words
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Specialization is for insects
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Go directly to jail.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Just do it.
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