Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Why not?
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Scene and Herd.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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what was i just thinking about?
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Why are you too good to die?
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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the medium is the mode
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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No, you're not a rebel.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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You are now trapped.
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Critique Thyself
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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slopaganda is on the rise
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I know your secret.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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