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can this really be happening to me
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Look at the finger!!
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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We are not stuff that abides
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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fnord
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Virginity can be cured.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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God is an excuse.
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you can do more than you think.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Keep up and be ahead
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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we need some new cliches
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Check Mate!
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Panic carefully
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Please look away immediately.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Coffee is bean water.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Politics is war by other means
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Chaste makes waste.
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big brother is not watching me
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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i don't hate crime.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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The chao goes mu.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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I just love the way you hate
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love your enemy
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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You know better
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Only bad music has any meaning
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I am living in denial.
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description is more important than metaphor
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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