Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Are you interesting?
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Hellen back
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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this conversation is over
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Laws make criminals.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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IN MY PANTS!
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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fuck it we ball
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Every one can read your mind.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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never fear goddess is here
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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know it's naught!
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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get an afterlife
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Got your knows!
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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You woke up for this?
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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seize the means of imagination
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Abandon all art NOW
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Support your local ceiling.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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I know what you did last summer...
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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It's always today.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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i just changed the world
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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We see what you did there.
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STOP TALKING.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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ignorance is hell.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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psychicdelic
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Strike any user to continue.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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NANODICK
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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obamasyomama
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Objectivity is subjective
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