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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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I'm better than you.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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after birth is before death
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Not all people are human.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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you can do more than you think.
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You are a product.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Cadres decide everything.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Now is forever
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ALWAYS IS
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Try Dying.
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SILENCE
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Sense is made, not born.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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"I can't breed!"
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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To be free today means to participate.
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is this a stupid question?
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If its to be, its up to me
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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What is the first question?
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Only the insane prosper
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Ethos under desconstruction
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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KNOW NOW
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Think while it's still illegal
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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worrying can help you prepare
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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i just changed the world
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Here's what I know,
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Only rats stay bought
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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asshole
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