Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Your computer is lying to you.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Hail Stones!
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The world is too loud nowadays
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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hope is self-replicating
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Don't knock opportunity
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Abstinence is perverted
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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pretend you have free will
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fututio, non verba.
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Have that mole checked out
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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minimeme
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Jesus was a profit.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Pretend to be real.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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ISABELLAH
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This is a mindjacking!
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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slack lives matter
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Have you been alive lately?
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Rebel against this command.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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automation is deadly
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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much was decided before you were born
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Your dick sucks!
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the void does not exist
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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No one has died for your sins
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Space is a practiced place.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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