The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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