Semi Official Memebomb Archive

fear of a blank page.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Ateoff shitler
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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This is not a meme.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Truth is plural and contingent
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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happy happens
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Failure takes practice
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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this is a interdistraction
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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I want your money back.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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i believe that children are the futile
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Everything you know is wrong!
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Grate with purpose
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Suicide is against the law!
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Without fuck ¡
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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being broke is childish
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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I GET IT!
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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