Semi Official Memebomb Archive

God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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God is dead, long live God
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you read my fucking mind
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Only the insane prosper
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Be all that you can be
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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This is not a meme.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Confront the system.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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christafarian
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Legalize poverty
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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â–²
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cancer cures smoking.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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deceive regularly
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Collect to reject
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Belief is the Enemy.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Find your passion for apathy
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meet us in orbit
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My pockets went to Distopia
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I would die for my own life.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Everybody knows.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Only Americans are real humans
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Here's what I know,
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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do you think we are forever?
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To be happy is a new notion
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Stop history
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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never fear goddess is here
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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