Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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DO NOT WANT.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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solitude is enriching
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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fear your friends
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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This sentence has never been written.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Find your passion for apathy
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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KNOW SHIT!
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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This is the end
of the
end
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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This is a pipe.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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I think you came to late.
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time passes through us.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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education is everywhere
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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slack lives matter
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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one love
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Only the insane prosper
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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you will not think and you will not care
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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You are one of the masks
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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only the robots are on time anymore
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Control is not control
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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[Verification needed]
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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zombies like you
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after birth is before death
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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