Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
“To be is to doâ€â€”Socrates
“To do is to beâ€â€”Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be doâ€â€”Frank Sinatra
The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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