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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Mission accomplished.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Zombie or not to be?
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Now is all you have.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Refuse to be remastered
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seize the means of imagination
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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smash -HERE- to find out
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Laws make criminals.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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What are you really thinking about?
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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This is the distraction.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Property is theft.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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This isn't all true.
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Grab it and feel it
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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I'm already against the next war.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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our bored brains need information overload
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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I'm not dead yet!
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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i just changed the world
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Everybody knows.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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recluses always get weak
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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its not. but maybe
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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19februholidamned
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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