Semi Official Memebomb Archive

May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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This is my steakhouse.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Fumble the bumble
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there is chaos in order
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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YOU will live forever!
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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NO YOU!
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Collect to reject
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Please clean up after your god.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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What are you doing?!
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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This is a question?
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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i am not a label (5 words)
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You are hearing voices
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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But we'll never survive!
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hope is self-replicating
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Do Not Remove
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Should we start over?
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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