Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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You are literate
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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This sentence has never been written.
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security makes me nervous
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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delusions comfy enough?
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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the important thing is to cum...
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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I love you too.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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fear of a blank page.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Check Mate!
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Fools seldom differ
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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We're behaving like insects
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Existence is futile
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Virginity can be cured.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Control is not control
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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you are now entering!
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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SAUL MUSIC
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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[insert witty meme here]
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