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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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today is under construction
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Average is such a mean word
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If you do it, want it.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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can-I-help-you's
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Utopia, why?
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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everything counts in large amounts
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Confusion is paradise
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I love you too.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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even she goes poo... even she
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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jesus, that's a good one!
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Be less prepared.
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Get ready for this.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Impeach the constitution
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Then why do you do it?
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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I have found a truth.
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power lies everywhere
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Law = X/0
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TV Sets the Channel
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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some hacks hoax
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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inheritance must be abolished
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take nothing for granted
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Consider just thinking about it.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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