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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Neither God nor master!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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alzheimer macht frei
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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All myths are modern
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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How come you so Dumb?
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Temptoe through the toolies
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the posthumous will judge.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Because and effect.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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A language is a dialect with an army
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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I know what you did last summer...
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Just give up and go crazy.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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You are not your ego
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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poonerism
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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what did you lap up today?
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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That's what she said.
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one love
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This is a pipe.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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