Semi Official Memebomb Archive

One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Never give an inch!
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Everything is Pornographic.
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There is no mainstream.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Oh, no, not again.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Let us prey
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Check Mate!
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Operatives are standing by.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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hope is self-replicating
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Roots are for vegetables
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blumpkinfluffer
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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repetition is the best way to learn
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I like.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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GET OVER IT
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Fight Me
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Control is not control
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You are not your self-image.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Who watches the watchers?
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Do not read this.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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PANTFARTICA
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Open horse fucking
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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I'm not dead yet!
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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all roads lead to qumran
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Do Not Remove
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Science is a cult
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Scene and Herd.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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