Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Plan early, plan twice
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Fumble the bumble
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I could only masquerade
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Revelations will not be televised.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Nature loves to hide.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Good luck on your exam.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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don't even talk about censorship!
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Free
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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its not. but maybe
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Infect Yourself.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Oops bi did it again
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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To be free today means to participate.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Because and effect.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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everything that's interesting is new
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Bored people are boring people.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Paradox isn't.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Don't tread on me
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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i is imaginary.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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