Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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