Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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