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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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My god is bigger.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Each and single one
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You Can Use Fire
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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If you do it, want it.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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This is an advertisement
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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categorizing fear is calming
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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The door is the key.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Don't believe everything you think.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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TITS
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Fuck god
I love her
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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christinsanity
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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The following statement is not true:
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Jesus is 6.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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If you want it, do it.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Slippery when slick
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Normality is a luxury
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You made me do it
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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don't postpone joy
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Don't panic.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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keep your eyes open
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To be free today means to participate.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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true freedom is frightful
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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