Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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You're already in its belly.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Dick.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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You are getting sleepy very.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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the medium is the mode
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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I am no longer infected
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Hallucination is no private matter
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If you can read this, I love you.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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