Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Pretend this is Reality
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Are you interesting?
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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It can't rain all the time
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Can I askew a question?
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A naked mind is sexy.
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138 dys ony sos
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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politics is used for personal gain
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Reinvent retardation.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Support Our Fruits.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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God is a word.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Man's character is his fate.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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its funny cause its true
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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feel better now
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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EAT BABIES
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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You are now thinking manually.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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I hear music!
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Simulate yourself
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land of the fee
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Happiness is not efficient
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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This is the end
of the
end
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humanism is obsolete
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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