Semi Official Memebomb Archive

WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Please cue at this point -->
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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I love you too.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Are you interesting?
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Security through Obesity
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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hate humanity. love people
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I know your secret.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Are you a character or a being?
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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hungry? eat me.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Violators will be fisted.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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such is the war.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Make up your words.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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i believe that children are the futile
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No, you're not a rebel.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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This isn't all true.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Explain your sense of self
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Politics is war by other means
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Are you living in the real world?
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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We're behaving like insects
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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This sentence is a lie.
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Then why do you do it?
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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August Victoria hospital
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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What if you're the one?
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Hoard anything you can't download
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The Truth Hertz.
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