Semi Official Memebomb Archive

deceive regularly
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lord of the memes...
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Objectivity is subjective
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Guns Protect Killers.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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You are Powerful!
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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World's Best Dad
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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kill someone today
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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step one: build a better idiot
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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supplementing my permanent record
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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TITS
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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So, read any good books lately?
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Why didn't you?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Famous people are delicious.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Simulate yourself
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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you're it, no backsies
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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This message isn't for you
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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The revolution will be the same
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YOU will live forever!
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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