Semi Official Memebomb Archive

9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Free
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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all information is misinformation
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Only the insane prosper
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Only Americans are real humans
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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It is happening again.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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This sentence is a lie.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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And I thought I was original!
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Never give an inch!
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Some farts go poof.
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Roll again.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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you sure its safe?
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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They are hunting dogs.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Jesus loves war!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Mind the malicious gap.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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This is the end
of the
end
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Education is a form of murder
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Be young - shut up!
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