Semi Official Memebomb Archive

dare to be smart
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Call in Sick
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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God is dead, long live God
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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NANODICK
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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you are now manually dying
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Laibach and Bank of England
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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World's Best Dad
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Love's as good as soma!
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Everything you know... is just that.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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life is short..
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Do you smell bacon?
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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happy happens
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Why didn't you?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Terrorism.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Who are you? Why?
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BROFIST
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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words tend to be inadequate
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delusions comfy enough?
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recluses always get weak
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Panic carefully
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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