Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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This is the distraction.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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i believe that children are the futile
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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choose life
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non serviam
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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MAKE IT STOP
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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humor is a release
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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God bless the kufar
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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You're already in its belly.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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god believes in you!
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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This is Not an Exist.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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ignorance is hell.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Five is a demon.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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This sticker written on the internet.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Happiness is not efficient
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Have a good day, or die.
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alzheimer macht frei
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If its to be its up to me
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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you are now manually dying
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WAKE UP.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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