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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Be eaten by babies
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Who watches the watchers?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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i browse eye brows.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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sex differences are here to stay
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fallin' allin
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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I would die for my own life.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Success: Just say NO.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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politics is used for personal gain
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to be is not to be
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Recycle your pets
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Good luck on your exam.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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listen when your body talks
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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get off your knees!!!!!
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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You better know
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My pockets went to Distopia
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Panic carefully
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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