Semi Official Memebomb Archive

worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Newfags can't triforce
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Keep quiet about this.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Orwell was an optimist
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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The police are your friends.
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this is one sentence.
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Plan early, plan twice
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sin is a means of social control
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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offer very little information about yourself
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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levity sucks.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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i redundant already.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Open horse fucking
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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exciting controversy
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Normal is a curve.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Theft is liberty
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Support Our Fruits.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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I invented plagiarism.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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big brother is not watching me
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