Semi Official Memebomb Archive

faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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You're standing in it now.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Laws make criminals.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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humanism is obsolete
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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I see what you did there.
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You don't need this ----->
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Invent a problem
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Feel great on purpose.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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This is my steakhouse.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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This sentence is false.
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Scene and Herd.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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wacked lives shatter
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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the important thing is to cum...
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Success: Just say NO.
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You're on your own now
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laws make legislatures
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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The solution is part of the problem.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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This is not simply entertainment.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Republican patriot fakers
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go down and drown'd
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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You know it all, don't you?
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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i browse eye brows.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Don't tread on me
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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