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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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KNOW NOW
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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DIY
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Got your knows!
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Do Not Remove
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Killing is murder
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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The Sanity is IN.
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We're behaving like insects
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You better know
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Make it so!
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Deity... he's come for me
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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TRAVELITE
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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How often do you feel human?
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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brobama
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What you change, changes you.
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I'll be back.
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Freedom is a party
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You're No. One
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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