Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Crisis is also not a weather front
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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fat people think they are fat.
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It's a trap!
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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antifart
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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love your enemy
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Be excellent to each other
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Always be extremely moderate.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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sin is a means of social control
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Aristotle was a dick.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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this post scares me
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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i never always win.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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I puked here
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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know it's naught!
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Your memebomb
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Do you think that went well?
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Try to outlive these words.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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If your not confused your wrong
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Knock yourself out.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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fnord
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Have a good day, or die.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Make like nature: select all.
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