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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Save us from salvation
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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hate love - love hate
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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A language is a dialect with an army
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take nothing for granted
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Defective for our future.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Cadres decide everything.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Space is a practiced place.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Normal
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Only the insane prosper
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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fallin' allin
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Nature loves to hide.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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anarchonistic
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what is future
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DO NOT WANT.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Everybody knows.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Context does.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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this is a interdistraction
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Try Dying.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Killing is murder
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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