Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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