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This isn't all true.
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I love my tribe.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Don't panic.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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This sentence has never been written.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Context does.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Why are you so sure?
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Question...everything?
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Keep up and be ahead
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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There is no more revolution;
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Get ready for this.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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words tend to be inadequate
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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This is 'not cricket'.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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The Beginning is Near.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Coffee is bean water.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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People are revolting
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To be happy is a new notion
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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