Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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[Verification needed]
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All men are created unequal.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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check your assumptions
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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No pain, no pain.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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World's Best Dad
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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humor is a release
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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You're already in its belly.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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not valid without receipt
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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worrying can help you prepare
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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you can even marry harry
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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I see what you did there.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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travelight
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Someone knows better than you
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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How necessary are you?
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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My mess is a life
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