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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Pretend this is Reality
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Darwin Hates You.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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BeLIEve
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never fear goddess is here
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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You now get to create a new rule.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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No costume is no costume
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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You can't buy fun like this
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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I invented plagiarism.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Space is a practiced place.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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all norms are social.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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what time is it on mars?
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Try to outlive these words.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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This is a question?
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Support your local ceiling.
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Jesus was a profit.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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You don't exist.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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