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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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go down and drown'd
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You don't exist.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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zombies like you
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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What poor gods we do make.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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What just happened?
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Moderation is for monks.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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This is my steakhouse.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Think inside the box
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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TV Sets the Channel
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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farts in jars though.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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This statement is a lie.
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Orwell was an optimist
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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change is an inside job
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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By the power of viagra
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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blumpkinfluffer
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I'll be back.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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The only enemy is good
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DEATH SUCKS.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Quit the shit
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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This sentence is false.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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don't even talk about censorship!
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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KNOW NOW
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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