It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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