Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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scratch'n'sniff
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getting even is odd.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Personally, I blame society
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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What is it with you and money?
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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timidity is laughable
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discordia lumine maior
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Language is speaking you.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Stamp out bad eggs
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Knowing is hard.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Use no hooks.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Check Mate!
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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all that litters is old
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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You are a product.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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BeLIEve
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Run. You're watching you.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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They are hunting dogs.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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love to see it happen
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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do you think we are forever?
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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i don't hate crime.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Question reality.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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The dead define culture
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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