Semi Official Memebomb Archive

And thus, sense was made.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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You are Powerful!
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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all information is misinformation
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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nobody does anything anymore!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -1978 = 6751 - 8729 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Step on a crack
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conspiracy is all about you.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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love your enemy
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Jesus is 6.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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YOU will live forever!
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Gamergate was here
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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expressing anger is necessary
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is this a stupid question?
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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I am high, bye
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"etwas" means something in german.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Beware of false profits
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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