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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Think in terms of thought.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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I see what you did there.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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You know it all, don't you?
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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listen to the silence
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Personally, I blame society
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Rebel against this command.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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This message isn't for you
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Call in Sick
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i think therefore i think i am
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practice random acts
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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xenophobes also fear you.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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the city is upstairs
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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I could only masquerade
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Do not read this.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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PANTS?
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you are now breathing automatically
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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The solution is part of the problem.
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one love
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Kwote Zero
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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To be happy is a new notion
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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BeLIEve
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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