Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Private parking in Area only !
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Be excellent to each other
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Please go back 3 squares
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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GET OVER IT
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Cadres decide everything.
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Abstinence is perverted
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Violence never settles anything.
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to whom it may concern,
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war is a purification rite
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Your dick sucks!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Think outside which box?
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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get into the way!
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Virginity can be cured.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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you can even marry harry
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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There is no conspiracy.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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i never always win.
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Feel great on purpose.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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There are five kinds of people:
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Try to remember
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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inheritance must be abolished
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Popes needed
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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