Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Love scares empty hearts
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Laws make criminals.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Never give an inch!
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I am the voice in your head.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Newfags can't triforce
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Fuck semantics!
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I want your money back.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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God is an excuse.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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just believing something can make it happen
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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They think you're weird.
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Jesus loves war!
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Critique Thyself
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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History is a religion
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Tick tick tick
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Just give up and go crazy.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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illness is a state of mind
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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There are no gold prisons
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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DO NOT READ THIS
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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The dead define culture
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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this is a interdistraction
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Your mother was lying
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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stay human
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Life is a hard life.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Why not?
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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If its to be its up to me
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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