Semi Official Memebomb Archive

With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Everything I know has been to space!
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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A language is a dialect with an army
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play freebird!
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Mohammed made a good profit
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meet us in orbit
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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This is a pipe.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Because it's there.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Beware of false profits
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Run. You're watching you.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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get an afterlife
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Robots can Time, are you?
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Today is the day.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Secrecy kills.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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You are Powerful!
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Ban Censorship!
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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ISABELLAH
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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How do you get all those coins?
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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