Semi Official Memebomb Archive

why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Write this somewhere else.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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to whom it may concern,
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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happy happens
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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i believe that children are the futile
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The Government is watching God
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You better know
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being happy is more important than anything else
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Smoke fish.
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If you do it, want it.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Try to remember
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This is the distraction.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Feel great with purpose
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Recycle your pets
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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exciting controversy
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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solitude is enriching
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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i need to avoid the void
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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fear is information
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The beginning of the end is T
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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This bear's repeating.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Refuse to be remastered
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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low expectations are good protection
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Virginity can be cured.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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