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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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this post scares me
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Are you interesting?
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Only Americans are real humans
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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There is no more revolution;
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Not a Restroom
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Make it so!
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Rebel against this command.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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i believe that children are the futile
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You're a great actor!
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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even your family can betray you
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Violators will be fisted.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Antisemitism is a gas
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Orwell was right.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Today is the day.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Robots can Time, are you?
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you are now manually dying
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This is the end
of the
end
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There is no help.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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