Semi Official Memebomb Archive

For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Chaos is what you make of it
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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NO YOU!
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play freebird!
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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-hyphencypher-
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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I like this one. It's dense.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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wishing things away is not effective
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Save us from salvation
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Private parking in Area only !
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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fear your friends
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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what did you lap up today?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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I saw what you did just now
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FOREVER ALONE
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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This is a thought free zone.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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take nothing for granted
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love your enemy
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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