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problem solver or problem maker
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Ethos under desconstruction
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Vanilla extract
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Leadership means taxes
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Write this somewhere else.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Fait accompli...
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Everybody knows.
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What is the first question?
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Congregation, please be seated
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Beware of false profits
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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laws make legislatures
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My mess is a life
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Maybe you're a product too
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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the void does not exist
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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life is short..
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Be young - shut up!
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Bored people are boring people.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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you are now manually dying
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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I'm already against the next war.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Bow down before the one you serve
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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nothing is something
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Don't be naive.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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i don't hate crime.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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