The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
-H. L. Mencken
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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