Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Victimize Circumstance!
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you LIVE in that head?
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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everyone's work is equally important
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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out of nothing comes something
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Beware of falling hammers
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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true freedom is frightful
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what i think i am
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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keep the lasagna flying
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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I'm not dead.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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its not. but maybe
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Why are you masturbating?
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Fait accompli...
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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bleed for the international power
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Feel great on purpose.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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conspiracy is all about you.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Try to remember
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Appreciate Chaos
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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My body is clay for me to mold
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You are the voice in your head.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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This statement is a lie.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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