Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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what did you lap up today?
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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How often do you feel human?
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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GET OVER IT
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Leap before you look
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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This isn't all true.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Less is a possibilty
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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seize the means of imagination
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Have a good day, or die.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Head Your mind!
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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maybe partying will help
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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This message is not for you.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Leadership means taxes
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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The Truth Is No.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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play freebird!
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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It's not my struggle
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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big brother is not watching me
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Appreciate Chaos
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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You are the opposition!
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Your ego is biohazard
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Normal is a curve.
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