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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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the void does not exist
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Someone is having a serious day.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Everything I know has been to space!
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You got away with it.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Ye of many faiths
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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unleash infinity
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Kill Your Idols.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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anarchonistic
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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iPods are made of people!
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Language is speaking you.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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water is just boneless ice
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Percepi et esse.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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And a cat in every bag.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Go on, I won't tell.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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You are a product.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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This is the end
of the
end
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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are you wearing that?
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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