Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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private property created crime
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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There are no gold prisons
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being happy is more important than anything else
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You are not an individual.
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suk up and pop
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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wait,
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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I don't believe you.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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And a cat in every bag.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Legalize poverty
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Do not read this.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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to whom it may concern,
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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even she goes poo... even she
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Use no hooks.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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You're already in its belly.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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happy happens
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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What you change, changes you.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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I love you.
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Killing is murder
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wishing things away is not effective
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We're behaving like insects
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Be less prepared.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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The Beginning is Near.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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I can see you
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Without fuck ¡
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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