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Ban Censorship!
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Tune out the signal.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Never trust what you read.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Virginity can be cured.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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the whether is changing
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it's a headless blunder
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Think while it's still illegal
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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My body is clay for me to mold
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There's no such thing as a free world
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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I am no longer infected
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Why didn't you?
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Keep quiet about this.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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But we'll never survive!
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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golfers are the illuminati
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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You are the opposition!
#3276 -417 = 3197 - 3614 - +
How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Suicide is against the law!
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History is a religion
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I am the voice in your head.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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kill someone today
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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I love you.
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snub backwards is buns
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Noone knows our destination.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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supplementing my permanent record
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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The door is the key.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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