Semi Official Memebomb Archive

he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Today is the day.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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wait!
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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What is it with you and money?
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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get thee behind me greyface
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Why didn't you?
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Power to the Imagination.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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never fear goddess is here
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noise can be hostile
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Authorised graffiti area
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hate humanity. love people
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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"etwas" means something in german.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Man's character is his fate.
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Save the banks lol
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what a drag it is getting sold
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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I believe I disbelieve.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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life = murder
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Please use other door.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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i don't hate crime.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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I don't exist.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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