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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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pretend you have free will
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DUCK !!
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Collapse the state of mind
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You grok?
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It is happening again.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Noone knows our destination.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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moderation kills the spirit
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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It might be worth it.
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anarchonistic
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Call in Sick
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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The police are your friends.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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travelight
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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I'll be back.
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Free
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Killing is murder
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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We'll make you happy
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expressing anger is necessary
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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What if you're the one?
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Go directly to jail.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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So, read any good books lately?
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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