Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Think outside which box?
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Five is a demon.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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being broke is childish
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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NANODICK
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Are you living in the real world?
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Why are you too good to die?
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Collect to reject
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Don't quote this
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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moderation kills the spirit
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Today is the day.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Some farts go poof.
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Your dick sucks!
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Conventions are lazy.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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"Please do not use other door."
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practice random acts
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Mission accomplished.
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remember to react
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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This message is false
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