Semi Official Memebomb Archive

[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Free? Prove it!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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abort that defeatist
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Control is not control
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Stop being used.
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anarchonistic
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Common sense is neither.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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しょがない。
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Fools seldom differ
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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the entire universe is an erogenous zone
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Politics is war by other means
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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POOPEEPIE
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Slippery when slick
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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This bear's repeating.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Simulate yourself
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You're already in its belly.
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FOREVER ALONE
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Stupidity is a talent.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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slack lives matter
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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timidity is laughable
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Are you a character or a being?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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