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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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brobama
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Stop being used.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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is this a stupid question?
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Such Oddacity.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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fear your friends
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Check Mate!
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All your mistakes are performance art
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And thus, sense was made.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Prophets profit.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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the ripple is not the water.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Appreciate Chaos
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kill someone today
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Someone is having a serious day.
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i redundant already.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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"Please do not use other door."
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Popes needed
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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It's later than you think.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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this is one sentence.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Zombie or not to be?
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Power to the Imagination.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Oops bi did it again
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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much was decided before you were born
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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