Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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The End is Rear!
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Use no hooks.
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There is no help.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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I think you came to late.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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jesus hippie
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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routine is a link with the past
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August Victoria hospital
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Look at the finger!!
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Don't tread on me
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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You did it.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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ban censorship!
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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i just changed the world
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For a good time, please call 000.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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I am the voice in your head.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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I hear music!
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The Earth Will Shake.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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This statement is a lie.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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This is my steakhouse.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Fools seldom differ
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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No direction is the right direction
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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It's later than you think.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Roots are for vegetables
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Law = X/0
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Be all that you can be
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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