catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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