If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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