Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Private parking in Area only !
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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You are now breathing manually.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Question...everything?
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Don't panic.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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I'm better than you.
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Violence never settles anything.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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This is where i get off.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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wacked lives shatter
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Politics is war by other means
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Got your knows!
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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maybe partying will help
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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I puked here
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Antisemitism is a gas
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Reading is not understanding.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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big brother is not watching me
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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I am GOD here!
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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never fear goddess is here
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all roads lead to qumran
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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i don't hate crime.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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