Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Believing is seeing.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Down is the new up!
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Don't quote this
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Kwote Zero
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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wishing things away is not effective
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Do not live, do not die.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Collapse the state of mind
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feel better now
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Will what you do
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Free will is compulsory.
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Write this somewhere else.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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It is happening again.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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you are now leaving!
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Scene and Herd.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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DO NOT WANT.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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out of nothing comes something
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Tick tick tick
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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If you can this.... you can read
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you are now breathing automatically
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Slippery when slick
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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