Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you are now manually dying
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i can't do that yet.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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All men are created unequal.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Virginity can be cured.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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What just happened?
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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God made me an atheist.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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fear is information
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Because and effect.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Please go away.
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Make weirdness normal.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Property is theft.
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sin is a means of social control
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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People are Human.
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abort that defeatist
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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This is not a meme.
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We are not stuff that abides
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Don't worry, be metal
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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No purpose necessary
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here...catch!
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Have you been alive lately?
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morals are for little people
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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In-con-CEIvable!
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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BUREAUCRAZY
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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