Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never eat more than you can lift.
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We'll make you happy
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Tick tick tick
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Kill Your Idols.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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EAT BABIES
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Men always generalise
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Fuck god
I love her
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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They know you're reading this.
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You are hearing voices
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You're standing in it now.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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There are no gold prisons
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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it's a headless blunder
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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can this really be happening to me
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Bored people are boring people.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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PANTS?
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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This is a mindjacking!
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If your not confused your wrong
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Don't quote this
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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