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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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This town needs an enema.
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All men are created unequal.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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I want this statement to be false.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Achacha
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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The Machine is Us.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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wipe off that lipstick.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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i know that i don't know.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Fait accompli...
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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What Would Paris Do?
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The best things in life are imaginary
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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wait,
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There is where you say something stupid.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Roll again.
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You made me do it
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Question...everything?
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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fathers often use too much force
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I'm already against the next war.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Make it so!
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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What if you're the one?
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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maybe partying will help
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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God is a word.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Do not live, do not die.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Beware of falling hammers
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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i redundant already.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Things you own end up owning you
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i need to avoid the void
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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And I thought I was original!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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