Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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