Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-Bill Vaughan
*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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