Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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I am high, bye
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Stop history
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Your memebomb
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Question lobotomy.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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do you think we are forever?
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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They Live. We sleep
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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No one has died for your sins
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Why not?
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Your smile or your life
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Try to remember
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Feel great on purpose.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Love scares empty hearts
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Step on a crack
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Kilmalosa323
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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i can't do that yet.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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I want your money back.
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True love is overrated
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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IMOK
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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get thee behind me greyface
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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there's nothing except what you sense
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fututio, non verba.
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