Semi Official Memebomb Archive

just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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PROLIFUCK
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snub backwards is buns
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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here...catch!
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know it's naught!
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Be excellent to each other
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Coffee is bean water.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Laibach and Bank of England
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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iPods are made of people!
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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asshole
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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[Verification needed]
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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choice != control
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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labels are not all inclusive
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god cares for you more.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Please look away immediately.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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