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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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this post scares me
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Nature loves to hide.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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My body is clay for me to mold
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What is the first question?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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I shit you not.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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All employees are forbidden.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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step one: build a better idiot
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FUCK SPARTA!
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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pretend you have free will
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Do you find this question offensive?
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This sentence is a lie.
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Deity... he's come for me
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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fallin' allin
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private property created crime
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Death is not only for you.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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This statement is a lie.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Why don't you mind?!
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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sex differences are here to stay
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Terror is what you make of it.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Save the banks lol
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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black lies matter
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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