Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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I'm better than you.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Kill your Idle
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Your mother was lying
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Guns Protect Killers.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Head Your mind!
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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They Live. We sleep
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Orwell was an optimist
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Sense is made, not born.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Reading is not understanding.
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humor is a release
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Robots bleed red
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Language is speaking you.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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It is happening again.
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I will never lie to you.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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hate speech?
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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We are watching you
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