Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Wit happens.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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'slanguage
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I just love the way you hate
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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this is certainly sort of strange
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Reading is not understanding.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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I hate prejudiced people.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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the past is dead country
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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hate speech?
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Do Not Remove
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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TITS
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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KNOW NOW
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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It might be worth it.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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this is a interdistraction
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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