Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If its to be, its up to me
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Vanilla extract
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Authorised graffiti area
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operating under the illusion
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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[insert witty meme here]
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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ux = bb is watching you
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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minimeme
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Appreciate Chaos
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Reading is not understanding.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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PANTS?
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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big brother is not watching me
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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