Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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'slanguage
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Kilmalosa323
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The Truth Hertz.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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HAIL TETRIS!
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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I know your secret.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Why didn't you?
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Politics is war by other means
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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People are Human.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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yeah, i know.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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"Hauch"
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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i wish i had tried.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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BeLIEve
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nothing is something
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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[citation needed]
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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you must have one grand passion
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Stop Palpitation!
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This sign is not self-referential.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Believing is seeing.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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I know what you did last summer...
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How necessary are you?
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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How am I not myself?
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You Can Use Fire
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Strike any user to continue.
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humanism is obsolete
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My body is clay for me to mold
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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This bear's repeating.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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happy happens
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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