Semi Official Memebomb Archive

One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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worrying can help you prepare
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You are literate
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You are one of the masks
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Refuse to be remastered
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Clara mascara
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love your enemy
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You know it all, don't you?
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Do you smell bacon?
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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They're catching up to you!
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deceive regularly
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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recluses always get weak
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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fallin' allin
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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discordia lumine maior
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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[Verification needed]
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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To be free today means to participate.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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theft is the liberty of property
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You got away with it.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Have that mole checked out
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Try to outlive these words.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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are you wearing that?
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Do not believe language.
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Authorised graffiti area
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somebody stop me. please.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Free will is compulsory.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Think inside the box
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you read my fucking mind
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security makes me nervous
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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