Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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the whether is changing
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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get an afterlife
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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The dead define culture
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Vegetables are murder.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Grab it and feel it
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Reality is rated R, too.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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I am GOD here!
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You're a great actor!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Do what you want to say
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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seize the means of imagination
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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take nothing for granted
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Break a pattern today.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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This town needs an enema.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Support Our Fruits.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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IH8UFUHQ2
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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