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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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angst is lame
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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You can't buy fun like this
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You're a great actor!
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listen when your body talks
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Vegetables are murder.
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YOU will live forever!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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even she goes poo... even she
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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can this really be happening to me
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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life is short..
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Hokum all ye faithful
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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there is chaos in order
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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smash -HERE- to find out
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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I could only masquerade
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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deceive regularly
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The new money is info.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Pain = stupidity
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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You too can be No. one!
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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ALWAYS IS
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Never trust what you read.
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