Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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you are now leaving!
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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If you can this.... you can read
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Death is not only for you.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Explain your sense of self
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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No forbidding allowed.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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'slanguage
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this is only a test
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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This town needs an enema.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Question lobotomy.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Ateoff shitler
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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eeeee, be mite
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Are you still awake?
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Think in terms of thought.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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These words mean nothing.
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The beginning of the end is T
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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I know your secret.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Everybody knows.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Jesus was a profit.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Elite Populist
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