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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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go within the flow
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Nature loves to hide.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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You might regret it.
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Down is the new up!
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practice random acts
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Republican patriot fakers
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Do not read this message.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Blasphemy is my religion
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Cadres decide everything.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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please change beliefs
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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This is inappropriate
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Make it so!
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Freedom is a party
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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wait faster
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Education is a form of murder
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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This is a question?
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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christafarian
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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"Please feel free."
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No one noticed.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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