Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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[Verification needed]
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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You know it all, don't you?
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Panic carefully
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i'm just as god remade me
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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It might be worth it.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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keep the lasagna flying
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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My mess is a life
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deceive regularly
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I'm in this for the money.
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Why didn't you?
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Everybody knows.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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This side up.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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These words mean nothing.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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You better know
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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giant skeleton factory
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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I would die for my own life.
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what did you lap up today?
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