Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Grate with purpose
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Kook cain
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This is a Meme.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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antifart
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I can see you
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Love's as good as soma!
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Man's character is his fate.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Keep quiet about this.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Quit the shit
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Some farts go poop.
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Each and single one
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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MINDCRAFT
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Holy shit look over there --->
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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The revolution will be the same
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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I've run out of things to say.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Seriousness is death
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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ux = bb is watching you
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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belief is priceless
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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