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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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The following statement is not true:
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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fear is information
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Some farts go poop.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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practice random acts
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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This side up.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Newfags can't triforce
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Security Through Obscurity
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I will never lie to you.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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But we'll never survive!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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read banned books
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Laziness is a virtue.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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I am no longer infected
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Try to remember
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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you are now leaving!
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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"I can't breed!"
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