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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Leadership means taxes
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Lego my Ego
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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NANODICK
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Only Americans are real humans
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Two-faced book
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Hail Stones!
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Make up your words.
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Recycle your pets
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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If your not confused your wrong
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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You Can Use Fire
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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MEMESTORM
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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psychicdelic
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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free water! Take one!
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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