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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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EAT BABIES
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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What Would Paris Do?
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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This is now part of your day.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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fly's undone.
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Great! Doesn't it
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Check Mate!
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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golfers are the illuminati
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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yeah, i know.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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zombies like you
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Every one can read your mind.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Violators will be fisted.
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much was decided before you were born
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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world wide eyed
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Have you seen my stapler?
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Are you sure? Why not?
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Get 0%, win
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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What poor gods we do make.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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bad intentions can yield good results
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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There's no such thing as nothing
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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this conversation is over
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Why are you masturbating?
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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