Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Normal is a curve.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Kwote Zero
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Use no hooks.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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fuck you
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Break a pattern today.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Five is a demon.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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war is a purification rite
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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i never always win.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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homestuck
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Laugh
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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