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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Fumble the bumble
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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ICDUC2?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Be all that you can be
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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â–²
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Moderation is for monks.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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This message is not for you.
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I really like writing on walls
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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You are a product.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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mad, not angry.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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i redundant already.
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Man's character is his fate.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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the past is dead country
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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You're No. One
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Read less, live more.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Lol, reality.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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non serviam
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Men always generalise
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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What is it with you and money?
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There is no mainstream.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Step on a crack
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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At the end you see it clear
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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