Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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decency is a relative thing
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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somebody stop me. please.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Yes i did .
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Fait accompli...
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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bleed for the international power
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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holding back protects your vital energies
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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No pain, no pain.
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take nothing for granted
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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They are hunting dogs.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Be young - shut up!
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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You did it.
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you will not think and you will not care
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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fly's undone.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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hungry? eat me.
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Science is a cult
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Think inside the box
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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This is where I get off...
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That's what she said.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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BeLIEve
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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