Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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We are here to grow our souls
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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fun is my function
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you can do more than you think.
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Deity... he's come for me
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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there is chaos in order
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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its not. but maybe
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Leadership means taxes
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Art is dangerous
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Take no shit, take a crap
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non serviam
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self-awareness can be crippling
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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You are only happy by accident.
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Freedom is a party
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Preserve disorder
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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You're standing in it now.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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repetition is the best way to learn
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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discordia lumine maior
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Laws make criminals.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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It's good to be the King.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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this is only a test
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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No one has died for your sins
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Support your local ceiling.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Lol, reality.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Initiation is never over.
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You are a product.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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You're a great actor!
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