Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Lol, reality.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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It's good to be the King.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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You are now trapped.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Confusion is paradise
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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god cares for you more.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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is there someone standing behind me?
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Fuck semantics!
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Jesus was a profit.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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No one gets out alive.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Utopia, why?
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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