Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Habeas Corpus
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help me i've turned into paper
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Prophets profit.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Legalize poverty
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life = murder
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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You're a great actor!
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Free Baser Evil!
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Chaste makes waste.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Feel great with purpose
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Pretend this is Reality
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i think therefore i think i am
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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It's never too late to start.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Don't fart then inhale it
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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This is the end
of the
end
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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This sentence is a lie.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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If your not confused your wrong
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Stupidity is a talent.
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This is a question?
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Then why do you do it?
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not valid without receipt
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Normal
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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I hate prejudiced people.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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