Semi Official Memebomb Archive

pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Please look away immediately.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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They know you're reading this.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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life is short..
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The dead define culture
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Only the insane prosper
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i redundant already.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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you read my fucking mind
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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anarchonistic
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i never always win.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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fear is information
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Feel great on purpose.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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We Universe Itself
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Why don't you mind?!
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Home is where the disease is
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FOREVER ALONE
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ALWAYS IS
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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Question reality.
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How am I not myself?
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Your smile or your life
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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christinsanity
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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