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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Abel had no descendants.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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obamasyomama
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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chance the yeti
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Fumble the bumble
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Gamergate was here
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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But I'm already repressed!
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You grok?
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If its to be, its up to me
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The police are your friends.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Social norms are for the weak.
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No costume is no costume
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It might be worth it.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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fly's undone.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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This is a pipe.
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Secrecy kills.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Mission accomplished.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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I'm with intelligent --->
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Rebel against this command.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Collapse the state of mind
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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No one has died for your sins
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Orwell was an optimist
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Conventions are lazy.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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know it's naught!
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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