Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend to be real.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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â–²
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Security Through Obscurity
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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This is now part of your day.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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i browse eye brows.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Beware of falling hammers
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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being broke is childish
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Virginity can be cured.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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ice 4 eyes
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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This is my steakhouse.
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snub backwards is buns
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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jesus was a roman mole
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Don't quote this
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don't postpone joy
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Lead Ashtray
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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#tigerblood
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Average is such a mean word
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This town needs an enema.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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How are you reading this?
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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The Truth Is No.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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seizure salad
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Apocalypse!
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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I have found a truth.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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