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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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[citation needed]
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Think inside the box
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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There is no mainstream.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Do you want a cookie?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Be eaten by babies
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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You can't buy fun like this
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In here we're all anemic.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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[Citation Needed]
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These monsters are people
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Appreciate Chaos
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Don't be naive.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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fallin' allin
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Life is not only for you.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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you're doing it.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Use only as directed.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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