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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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get into the way!
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Pain = stupidity
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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I'm on thought rations
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Please cue at this point -->
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Your mother was lying
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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This is not a meme.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Dare to be stupid.
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fnord
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Free will is compulsory.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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You made me do it
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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There is no help.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Death is not only for you.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Can I askew a question?
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Be young - shut up!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Examine the following:
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Great! Doesn't it
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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