Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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fat people think they are fat.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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There is no help.
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Gamergate was here
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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People are Human.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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even she goes poo... even she
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Keep quiet about this.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Everybody knows.
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Knock yourself out.
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Resistance is fertile
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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I love you.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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There are five kinds of people:
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anarchonistic
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Measure once, cut twice
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You are Powerful!
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Question lobotomy.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Confusion is paradise
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Your smile or your life
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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stasis is a dream state
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Deity... he's come for me
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exciting controversy
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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19februholidamned
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Killing is murder
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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this is a interdistraction
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Can you hear me now?
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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[Verification needed]
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fnord
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Youthanize yourself
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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go fuck yourself
No really
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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sex differences are here to stay
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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