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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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fuck bitches, get money.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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The Machine is Us.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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ux = bb is watching you
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Initiation is never over.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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The Government is watching God
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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World's Best Dad
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Normality = boring-reality
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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19februholidamned
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[citation needed]
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wishing things away is not effective
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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ISABELLAH
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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And a cat in every bag.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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often you should act like you are sexless
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Smile for the camera!
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Some farts go poop.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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expressing anger is necessary
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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You are now thinking manually.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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GET OVER IT
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Home is where the disease is
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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I hear music!
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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IMOK
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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What are you doing?!
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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operating under the illusion
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Every one can read your mind.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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