WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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