Semi Official Memebomb Archive

opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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The future is history.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Grab it and feel it
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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the past is dead country
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Who is the shepherd?
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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ask yourself this
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Critique Thyself
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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And I thought I was original!
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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TRAVELITE
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Life is a hard life.
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theft is the liberty of property
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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In case of fire, burn.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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The End is Rear!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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fuck bitches, get money.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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I could only masquerade
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We are watching you
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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