Semi Official Memebomb Archive

greyface loves keeping records of people
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Every one can read your mind.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Can I askew a question?
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This is a Meme.
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some hacks hoax
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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I am the voice in your head.
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humor is a release
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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travelight
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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you are now leaving!
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Please look away immediately.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Welcome home
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Roll again.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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noise can be hostile
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Do you think that went well?
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Have a nice day. Or else
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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snub backwards is buns
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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This is not simply entertainment.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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So, read any good books lately?
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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