Semi Official Memebomb Archive

John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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ignorance is hell.
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Critique Thyself
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i redundant already.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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SILENCE
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Head Your mind!
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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You're a great actor!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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To be free today means to participate.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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My mess is a life
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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This is where i get off.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
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explain that.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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What Would Paris Do?
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No direction is the right direction
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Why are you masturbating?
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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technology will make or break us
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ICDUC2?
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Don't worry, be metal
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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i believe that children are the futile
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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the important thing is to cum...
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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You are not an individual.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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are you wearing that?
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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This is not here
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TV Sets the Channel
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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