Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Everything happens for no reason
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you can do more than you think.
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[Verification needed]
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Please cue at this point -->
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Here's what I know,
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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pretend you have free will
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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This is 'not cricket'.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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There is no more revolution;
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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ux = bb is watching you
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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No costume is no costume
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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hate speech?
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Appreciate Chaos
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Theft is liberty
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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black lies matter
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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go within the flow
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Collect to reject
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This is not a pipe.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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averageness is a point of view
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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True love is overrated
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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