Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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nobody is in charge
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automation is deadly
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That's a fish and you know it!
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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"Please feel free."
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Feel great on purpose.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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ignorance is knowledge
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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without chaos, there can not be order
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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I invented plagiarism.
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Are you still awake?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Leap before you look
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Never mind that.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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abort that defeatist
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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DO NOT WANT.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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