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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
Suck
your
own
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
“To be is to doâ€â€”Socrates
“To do is to beâ€â€”Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be doâ€â€”Frank Sinatra
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