Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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sin is a means of social control
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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stasis is a dream state
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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problem solver or problem maker
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Poetry is in the street.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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humanism is obsolete
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Grab it and feel it
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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We have this area under surveillance
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expressing anger is necessary
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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What could possibly go wrong?
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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you must have one grand passion
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A free world needs no leaders
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Reality is only a theory
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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You can't buy fun like this
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description is more important than metaphor
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Do not believe language.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Think about what you are thinking
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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