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Life is not rhetorical.
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Love's as good as soma!
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rattlesnakes are epic
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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this conversation is over
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DO NOT WANT.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Violators will be fisted.
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go down and drown'd
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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I don't have time for the truth.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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is this a stupid question?
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Be less prepared.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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farts in jars though.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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there is an error in this sentence.
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this is a interdistraction
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True love is overrated
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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step one: build a better idiot
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Do Not Remove
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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you must have one grand passion
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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This is not simply entertainment.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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being broke is childish
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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