Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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