Semi Official Memebomb Archive

thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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wait,
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Please don't care about this sign.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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I don't exist.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Civilization is sterilization.
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some hacks hoax
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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hugo phurst
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Never give an inch!
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Robots bleed red
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Then why do you do it?
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Kill Your Idols.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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noise can be hostile
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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People are Human.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Levity Sucks!
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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stasis is a dream state
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an elite is inevitable
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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everything that's interesting is new
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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averageness is a point of view
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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