Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Every one can read your mind.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Never mind that.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Abstinence is perverted
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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This is where i get off.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Who is the shepherd?
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Pain = stupidity
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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what would you break without rules?
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Kwote Zero
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Art is dangerous
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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I will never lie to you.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Let's be cruel!
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Forget you even read this.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Not all congestion is equal.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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nobody is in charge
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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morals are for little people
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