Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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laws make legislatures
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i am not a label (5 words)
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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You can't be too serious.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Percepi et esse.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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This is inappropriate
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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you must have one grand passion
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WARNING: And how!
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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If you do it, want it.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Fight Me
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Infect Yourself.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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The Beginning is Nigh
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Write this somewhere else.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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