Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I will never lie to you.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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re-evolution!
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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My father was a good woman.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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My pockets went to Distopia
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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You can't be too serious.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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getting even is odd.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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People are revolting
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You can't buy fun like this
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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psychicdelic
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Cums
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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It's good to be the King.
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low expectations are good protection
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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We'll make you happy
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Life is not only for you.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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humanism is obsolete
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Appreciate Chaos
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life is short..
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Apocalypse!
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No one gets out alive.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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get an afterlife
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Hellen back
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Violence never settles anything.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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PROLIFUCK
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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