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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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You are one of the masks
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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change is an inside job
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Death is not only for you.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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I'll be back.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Got your knows!
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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The free market never cured malaria.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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feel better now
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Here's what I know,
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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We're behaving like insects
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Jesus is 6.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Some farts go poof.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Give up while your still where you started.
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DUCK !!
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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politics is used for personal gain
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Support Our Fruits.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Kill time before it kills you!
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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The only enemy is good
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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