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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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alzheimer macht frei
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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You are literate
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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love your enemy
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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this conversation is over
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Robots bleed red
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Now is forever
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Tune out the signal.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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eeeee, be mite
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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fuck bitches, get money.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Fight Me
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Happiness is not efficient
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Orwell was right.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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They know you're reading this.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Try to remember
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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delusions comfy enough?
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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remember to react
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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ISABELLAH
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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You are hearing voices
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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slopaganda is on the rise
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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