Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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