Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Break a pattern today.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Mission accomplished.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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The chao goes mu.
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There is no help.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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asshole
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Gamergate was here
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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moderation kills the spirit
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Who told you to believe that?
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Which way to America?
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Virginity can be cured.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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IN MY PANTS!
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Have you been alive lately?
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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challenge your habits
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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I'm not dead.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Jesus was a profit.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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