Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Yes men get all the babes!
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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So, read any good books lately?
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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It can't rain all the time
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Are you still awake?
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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You Can Use Fire
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Fuck god
I love her
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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This sentence is a lie.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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You are now trapped.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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description is more important than metaphor
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Eating the menu?
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Disorder is order.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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All myths are modern
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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MEMESTORM
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Clara mascara
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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This is a question?
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Every one can read your mind.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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This is a Meme.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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this conversation isnt over
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kill someone today
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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This is not a meme.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Secrecy kills.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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big brother is not watching me
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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