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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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This isn't all true.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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war is a purification rite
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I am my own god now
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You are now breathing manually.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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"Time's up... or left?"
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Get ready for this.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Confront the system.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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This is an advertisement
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adjust your tie.
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this conversation isnt over
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Specialization is for insects
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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No one has died for your sins
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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We are here to grow our souls
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Robots bleed red
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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the revolution will not realised
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Neither God nor master!
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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labels are not all inclusive
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