Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Find your passion for apathy
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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there is chaos in order
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zombies like you
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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not valid without receipt
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Success: Just say NO.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Achacha
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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There ain't no justice
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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an infection is a blessed event
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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TRAVELITE
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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i know that i don't know.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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expressing anger is necessary
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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all norms are social.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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-hyphencypher-
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Grab it and feel it
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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This is a pipe.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Happiness is not efficient
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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sex differences are here to stay
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never share your dreams with a pro
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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averageness is a point of view
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Knock yourself out.
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They Live. We sleep
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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go down and drown'd
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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check your assumptions
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Darwin Hates You.
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History is a religion
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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