Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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