Semi Official Memebomb Archive

science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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you smell like your mistress.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Laws make criminals.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Please go back 3 squares
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world wide eyed
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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angst is lame
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The Truth Is No.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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eris is my higher power
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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How am I not myself?
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Listen to the noise.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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delusions comfy enough?
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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to be is not to be
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land of the fee
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Life is not only for you.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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getting even is odd.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Head Your mind!
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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How am I not who I Am?
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The Beginning is Near.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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They are hunting dogs.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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psychicdelic
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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really
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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to whom it may concern,
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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fututio, non verba.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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