Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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choice != control
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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technology will make or break us
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humanism is obsolete
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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you read my fucking mind
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Love my label like myself
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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SILENCE
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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don't go with the flow
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Laws make criminals.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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All we have is words
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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This message isn't for you
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Roots are for vegetables
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jesus, that's a good one!
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Please go away.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Think outside which box?
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Panic carefully
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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you are now breathing automatically
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Take no shit, take a crap
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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My body is clay for me to mold
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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the family is living on borrowed time
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Make up your words.
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