Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is ours. We live it our way.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Fumble the bumble
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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There is no help.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Coffee is bean water.
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Think inside the box
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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all roads lead to qumran
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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play freebird!
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My mess is a life
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never share your dreams with a pro
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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ice 4 eyes
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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How's that working out for you?
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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I could only masquerade
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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you LIVE in that head?
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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This statement can't be trusted.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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