Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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It might be worth it.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Deity... he's come for me
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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i browse eye brows.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Do you want a cookie?
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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There is no conspiracy.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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seizure salad
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Vegetables are murder.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Success: Just say NO.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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You better know
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zombies like you
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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jesus was a roman mole
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Dare to be stupid.
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Never trust what you read.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Do not live, do not die.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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[citation needed]
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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And I thought I was original!
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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This is a question?
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No one has died for your sins
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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offer very little information about yourself
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Don't forget to die
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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