Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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delusions comfy enough?
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Seriousness is death
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Make weirdness normal.
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Hail Stones!
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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PANTFARTICA
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Head Your mind!
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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You are literate
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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August Victoria hospital
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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ignorance is hell.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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This sign is not for you.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Faith is not an excuse.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Happiness is a new idea.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Stop imitating yourself.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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this is one sentence.
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Do not believe language.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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DO NOT READ THIS
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Why are you too good to die?
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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minimalism is about the big picture
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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abort that defeatist
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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That's just what I believe
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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go within the flow
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offer very little information about yourself
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Youthanize yourself
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Now is forever
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How are you reading this?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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