How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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