Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I am GOD here!
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You can't be late until you show up.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Click here to win.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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When was the first time you felt great?
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Think outside the book.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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â–²
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Leap before you look
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Have you been alive lately?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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choose life
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The cause is the effect.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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We are not stuff that abides
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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What you change, changes you.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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brobama
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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just say know
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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My mess is a life
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Slippery when slick
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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