Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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They Live. We sleep
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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If its to be its up to me
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Common sense is neither.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Private parking in Area only !
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HAIL TETRIS!
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Jesus loves war!
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Darwin Hates You.
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Save the banks lol
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Avert thy gaze!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Yes i did .
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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I don't exist.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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eeeee, be mite
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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ban censorship!
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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â–²
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Be all that you can be
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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please change beliefs
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Kill time before it kills you!
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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You are a fire hazard
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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