Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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automation is deadly
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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really
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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kill someone today
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You woke up for this?
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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World's Best Dad
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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farts in jars though.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Is there anybody in between there?
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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DO NOT READ THIS
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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History is a religion
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Everybody knows.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Feel great with purpose
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Adapt or die!
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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How necessary are you?
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nothing is something
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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you will not think and you will not care
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"Hauch"
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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