Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Question Authority; that's an order!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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I am GOD here!
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Step on a crack
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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christinsanity
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Open horse fucking
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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I was young and I needed the money
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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If your not confused your wrong
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Here's what I know,
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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an elite is inevitable
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Politics is war by other means
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Listen to the noise.
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meet us in orbit
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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brobama
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Existence is futile
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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World's Best Dad
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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A free world needs no leaders
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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there are too few immutable truths today
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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