Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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All employees are forbidden.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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MURDERBIRD
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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This sentence has never been written.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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KNOW SHIT!
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get into the way!
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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raw backwards is war
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Subversive is the new black.
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No purpose necessary
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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World's Best Dad
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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anarchonistic
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Jesus made a good profit
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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God made me an atheist.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Context does.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Give me liberty or, else.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Life is a hard life.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Existence is futile
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Maybe you're a product too
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Less is a possibilty
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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you read my fucking mind
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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giant skeleton factory
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Reading is not understanding.
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What are you doing?!
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You're already in its belly.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Let's be cruel!
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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