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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Futility is futile.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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This is a pipe.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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you smell like your mistress.
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physical culture is second best
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Have you been alive lately?
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Prophets profit.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Never give an inch!
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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GET OVER IT
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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What Would Paris Do?
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Wit happens.
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worrying can help you prepare
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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poonerism
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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all that litters is old
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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civilization is the denial of shit
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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