Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Reading is not understanding.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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There are no gold prisons
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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get an afterlife
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Rejoin the human race.
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The door is the key.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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There ain't no justice
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wacked lives shatter
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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i dont really know anything.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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I don't believe you.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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read banned books
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Make weirdness normal.
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Life is not only for you.
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It happened to you too
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Without fuck ¡
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Nothing is 100% true
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Do not believe language.
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i redundant already.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Have that mole checked out
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you LIVE in that head?
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Examine the following:
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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How am I not myself?
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Holy shit look over there --->
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We are not stuff that abides
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You grok?
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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I really like writing on walls
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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i am not a label (5 words)
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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