If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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