Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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this conversation isnt over
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Take the RED pill.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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It might be worth it.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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its not. but maybe
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Success: Just say NO.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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The new money is info.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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you read my fucking mind
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Stop being used.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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If you want it, do it.
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It is happening again.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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This is the distraction.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Eating the menu?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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TRAVELITE
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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They think you're weird.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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NO YOU!
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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even she goes poo... even she
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Who is the shepherd?
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