Semi Official Memebomb Archive

sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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I GET IT!
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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I have found a truth.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Apocalypse!
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Will what you do
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Explain your sense of self
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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The revolution will be the same
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Utopia, why?
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Antisemitism is a gas
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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not valid without receipt
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Do not read this message.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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golfers are the illuminati
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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I am living in denial.
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Life is not only for you.
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