Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be as if.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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You are a product.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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i just changed the world
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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You're No. One
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Think inside the box
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I have found a truth.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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politics is used for personal gain
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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wait,
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d's nutz
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Malpractice makes perfect
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Somebody hates you
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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BELIEVING KILLS
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Do not read this.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Lady Inspired
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Never trust what you read.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Recycle your pets
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Coitus ergo sum.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Collapse the state of mind
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Free
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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