“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will endâ€â€”and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
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