Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Measure once, cut twice
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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beat violence!
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fear your friends
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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hope is self-replicating
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i just changed the world
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Avert thy gaze!
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Cums
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Think outside the book.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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People are blinky
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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People are Human.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Take the RED pill.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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There is no mainstream.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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August Victoria hospital
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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It might be worth it.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Get 0%, win
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ice 4 eyes
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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psychicdelic
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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To be free today means to participate.
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