Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Jesus loves war!
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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worrying can help you prepare
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Check Mate!
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what is future
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Kill Your Idols.
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You grok?
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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All employees are forbidden.
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It's a trap!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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I love you too.
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How necessary are you?
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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eeeee, be mite
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nothing is something
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Step on a crack
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Only rats stay bought
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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This is 'not cricket'.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Your cats are my target audience
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Normality is a luxury
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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If not now, then when?
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You know it all, don't you?
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pain can be a very positive thing
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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You are not an individual.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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