Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Stop being used.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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How's that working out for you?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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it's a headless blunder
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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They're catching up to you!
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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God bless the kufar
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Coitus ergo sum.
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You'll never get this time back.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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abort that defeatist
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No one has died for your sins
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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levity sucks.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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minimeme
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what was i just thinking about?
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Everybody knows.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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No one gets out alive.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Lead Ashtray
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Politics is war by other means
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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It's not my struggle
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please change beliefs
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Vegetables are murder.
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fear of a blank page.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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sex differences are here to stay
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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