Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Kook cain
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what was i just thinking about?
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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d's nutz
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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ISABELLAH
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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It is happening again.
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Today is the day.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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practice random acts
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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GET OVER IT
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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I'm not dead.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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i believe the earth is fat!
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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time passes through us.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Defective for our future.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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angst is lame
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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suk up and pop
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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i browse eye brows.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Do not live, do not die.
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can this really be happening to me
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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listen when your body talks
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Don't think
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Yes i did .
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minimeme
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Go places.
Do things
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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They think you're weird.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Everybody knows.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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It's always today.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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slack lives matter
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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