Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I make a living off of saying badass shit
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bad intentions can yield good results
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angst is lame
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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In the end. there's a period.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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care to expand?
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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This is a question?
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Will what you do
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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This message isn't for you
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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pretend you have free will
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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GET OVER IT
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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description is more important than metaphor
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Question...everything?
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lord of the memes...
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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humor is a release
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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This is Not an Exist.
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Noone knows our destination.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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i will!
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Don't quote this
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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