the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-Bill Vaughan
Το σÏστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
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