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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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I know what you did last summer...
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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The Game
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Man's character is his fate.
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If you do it, want it.
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choose life
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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The world is too loud nowadays
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Adapt or die!
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Such Oddacity.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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the revolution will not realised
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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MINDCRAFT
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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i just changed the world
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Freedom is a party
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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ask yourself this
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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No one noticed.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Free? Prove it!
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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What just happened?
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Security Through Obscurity
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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ignorance is knowledge
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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