Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I intend to live forever or die trying.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Somebody hates you
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IGNore fnords
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Happiness is not efficient
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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When's the last time you felt great?
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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i believe that children are the futile
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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MINDCRAFT
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Someone knows better than you
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Reality is a work in progress.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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I just love the way you hate
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Normality = boring-reality
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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christafarian
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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He's dead. Get over it.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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