Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Get ready for this.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Percepi et esse.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Support Our Fruits.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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You are now trapped.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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I just love the way you hate
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Take the RED pill.
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alzheimer macht frei
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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You'll never get this time back.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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don't go with the flow
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Are you living in the real world?
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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God is an excuse.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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SILENCE
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Life is price less.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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we need some new cliches
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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The following statement is not true:
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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re-evolution!
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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god cares for you more.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Seriousness is death
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Was it worth it?
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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This sentence is a lie.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Soil isn't a document
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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SCORPION PIE
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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This is Not an Exist.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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