Semi Official Memebomb Archive

just believing something can make it happen
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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minimalism is about the details
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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I have found a truth.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Everybody knows.
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i redundant already.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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Are you still awake?
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Five is a demon.
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JUST THINKING
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Are you interesting?
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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This is inappropriate
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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WAKE UP.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Be as if.
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Please cue at this point -->
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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