Semi Official Memebomb Archive

love to see it happen
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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This is where i get off.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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I am high, bye
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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There is no mainstream.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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fat people think they are fat.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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chance the yeti
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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You are now breathing manually.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Run. You're watching you.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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If its to be, its up to me
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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I'm better than you.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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And thus, sense was made.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Think about what you are thinking
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KNOW NOW
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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illness is a state of mind
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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The Beginning is Near.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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We should all quit whinging.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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