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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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It can't rain all the time
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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There ain't no justice
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HAIL TETRIS!
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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ISABELLAH
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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I like.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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this conversation isnt over
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I don't believe you.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Context does.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Only Americans are real humans
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This is 'not cricket'.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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My armor is contempt
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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PANTFARTICA
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Invent a problem
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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KNOW NOW
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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I shit you not.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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hate speech?
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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read banned books
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