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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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get thee behind me greyface
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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even your family can betray you
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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We'll make you happy
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Life is a hard life.
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Please press any door to continue
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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you read my fucking mind
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Lol, reality.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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And I thought I was original!
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Be as if.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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The cause is the effect.
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Never mind that.
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You did it.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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timidity is laughable
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Head Your mind!
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Beware of false profits
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Social norms are for the weak.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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For a good time call Eris
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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you left the iron on.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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