Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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world wide eyed
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Tick tick tick
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Your computer is lying to you.
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#6546
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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You're standing in it now.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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I could only masquerade
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Operatives are standing by.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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How are you reading this?
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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I will never lie to you.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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You're a great actor!
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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But I'm already repressed!
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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holding back protects your vital energies
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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meet us in orbit
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Lego my Ego
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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i wish i had tried.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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know it's naught!
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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We see what you did there.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Who's life are you living?
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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