Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How often do you feel human?
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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What are you doing?!
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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You can't buy fun like this
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Space is a practiced place.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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nothing is something
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Great! Doesn't it
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Think outside which box?
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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feel better now
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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STOP TALKING.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Try to outlive these words.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Science is a cult
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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You know better
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I am a verb and so can you!
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Please clean up after your god.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Fools seldom differ
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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adjust your tie.
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what's stopping you?
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change is an inside job
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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practice random acts
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Do not read this message.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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If its to be, its up to me
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Coffee is bean water.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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