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love your enemy
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Write this somewhere else.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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travelight
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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down with lies?
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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It's now
 
 
and then
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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BROFIST
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Yes men get all the babes!
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This is not a meme.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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"I can't breed!"
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Why don't you mind?!
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Fight Me
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Hoard anything you can't download
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men are not monogamous by nature
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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You are one of the masks
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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In case of fire, burn.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Lol, reality.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Things you own end up owning you
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Don't worry, be metal
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Tune out the signal.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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