Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Shit Floats.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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I know your secret.
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[Verification needed]
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Less is a possibilty
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Only Americans are real humans
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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This side up.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Ye of many faiths
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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do you think we are forever?
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Space is a practiced place.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Your ego is biohazard
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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this post scares me
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Some farts go poop.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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You made me do it
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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POOPEEPIE
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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fuck it we ball
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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it's a headless blunder
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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There is no mainstream.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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You don't exist.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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