Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Confront the system.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Apocalypse!
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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We Universe Itself
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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I'm not dead.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Adapt or die!
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Jesus is 6.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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asshole
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DUCK !!
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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water is just boneless ice
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Dare to be stupid.
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#tigerblood
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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all norms are social.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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fear your friends
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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"Please do not use other door."
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Protection when you least expect it
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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NO YOU!
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Congregation, please be seated
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Don't forget to die
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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This sticker written on the internet.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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starvation is nature's way
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Jesus made a good profit
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Why are you so sure?
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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you must have one grand passion
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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