There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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