Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Forget you even read this.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Do not read this message.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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[Citation Needed]
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Just do it.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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What is it with you and money?
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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There is no mainstream.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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pink is ok, too
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Kook cain
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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I know what you did last summer...
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Make it so!
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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the city is upstairs
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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change your mind
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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To be happy is a new notion
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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