Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Fuck semantics!
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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It only gets weirder from here!
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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The truth never set anyone free
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DO NOT WANT.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Question lobotomy.
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Never mind that.
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The End is Rear!
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ignorance is knowledge
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brainsprain
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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To be happy is a new notion
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Be as if.
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i wish i had tried.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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BUREAUCRAZY
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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No good plan goes unpunished
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Shit Floats.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Let's be cruel!
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Avert thy gaze!
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Deity... he's come for me
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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A king's castle is his home.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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unleash infinity
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there's nothing except what you sense
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pink is ok, too
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Don't quote this
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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I am GOD here!
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Normal
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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