Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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nobody does anything anymore!
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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drama often obscures the real issues
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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don't forget what you already know
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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nothing is something
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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you must have one grand passion
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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No one gets out alive.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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What poor gods we do make.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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This statement is a lie.
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All men are created unequal.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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You are not an individual.
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There are five kinds of people:
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Love's as good as soma!
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don't postpone joy
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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i wish i had tried.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Give me liberty or, else.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Down is the new up!
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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brobama
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Think inside the box
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some hacks hoax
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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