Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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You can fine-tune at will.
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The truth never set anyone free
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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to whom it may concern,
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Strike any user to continue.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Not a Restroom
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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the past is dead country
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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The solution is part of the problem.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Impeach the constitution
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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listen when your body talks
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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can this really be happening to me
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mad, not angry.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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Don't knock opportunity
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How's that working out for you?
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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fat people think they are fat.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Five is a demon.
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d's nutz
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Tune out the signal.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Orwell was right.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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YOU'LL never learn to walk the ceiling by standing on your hands!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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