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i never always win.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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IGNore fnords
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Bored people are boring people.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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problem solver or problem maker
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"Please feel free."
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You're on your own now
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Stop history
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deceive regularly
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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We are not stuff that abides
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you can even marry harry
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I hate prejudiced people.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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The media lies.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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No one is stopping you
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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you LIVE in that head?
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Have you been alive lately?
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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IN MY PANTS!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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change is an inside job
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Evolution IS Genocide
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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security makes me nervous
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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fathers often use too much force
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Now Accepting New Patience
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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I puked here
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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don't go with the flow
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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