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re-evolution!
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Support Our Fruits.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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adjust your tie.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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JUST THINKING
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Everything you know... is just that.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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wait!
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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i wish i had tried.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Who are you? Why?
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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labels are not all inclusive
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Why not?
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Please do not lick the paintings
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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This sentence has never been written.
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This is a Meme.
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the medium is the mode
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Bored people are boring people.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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meet us in orbit
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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