Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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