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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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please change beliefs
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Read less, live more.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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You're a great actor!
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I am high, bye
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DUCK !!
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What Would Paris Do?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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brainsprain
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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Why not?
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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What is it with you and money?
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Elite Populist
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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what? do you think?
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Habeas Corpus
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fear of a blank page.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Are you a character or a being?
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Browsers for Genocide
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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don't forget what you already know
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You are now breathing manually.
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you can do more than you think.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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You should pay more attention.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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They're catching up to you!
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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This message isn't for you
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Everybody knows.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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You are now trapped.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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I am no longer infected
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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all roads lead to qumran
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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the city is upstairs
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Call in Sick
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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It's a trap!
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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mostly you should mind your own business
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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That makes sense
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Soil isn't a document
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Dare to be stupid.
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