Semi Official Memebomb Archive

And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Reality is only a theory
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hugo phurst
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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We're behaving like insects
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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do you think we are forever?
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At the end you see it clear
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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minimalism is about the details
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jesus was a roman mole
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Make up your words.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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power lies everywhere
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Elite Populist
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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YOU will live forever!
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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eris is my higher power
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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listen when your body talks
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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planning for the future is escapism
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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You'll never get this time back.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Disorder is order.
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fun or doom
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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You are Holy in the wrong
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Who is the shepherd?
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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If you can this.... you can read
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