Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Is this really worth it?
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meet us in orbit
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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This is where i get off.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Don't believe everything you think.
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true freedom is frightful
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Deity... he's come for me
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Don't quote this
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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what is future
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Perception is not reality
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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what would you break without rules?
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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can this really be happening to me
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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levity sucks.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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How am I not who I Am?
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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God is a word.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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I believe I disbelieve.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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kill someone today
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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really
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Mission accomplished.
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True love is overrated
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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power lies everywhere
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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