Semi Official Memebomb Archive

sex differences are here to stay
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The chao goes mu.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Refuse to be remastered
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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The following statement is not true:
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Please cue at this point -->
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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happy happens
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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They Live. We sleep
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apologies
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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You are now breathing manually.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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It's not my struggle
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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even she goes poo... even she
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Do not believe language.
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Please press any door to continue
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I really like writing on walls
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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exciting controversy
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don't even talk about censorship!
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Violators will be fisted.
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There ain't no justice
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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