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smash -HERE- to find out
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Marx invented capitalism.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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You are only happy by accident.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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The future is history.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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MINDCRAFT
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get fired. taste delicious.
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There are no gold prisons
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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All myths are modern
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Lead Ashtray
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Question lobotomy.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Leap before you look
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But we'll never survive!
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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How am I not who I Am?
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You too can be No. one!
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It's a trap!
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the ripple is not the water.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Give me liberty or, else.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Quit the shit
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Operatives are standing by.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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look above the wind.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Kill your Idle
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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How did you get here?
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love to see it happen
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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fly's undone.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Things you own end up owning you
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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chance the yeti
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Stop being used.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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