Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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everything counts in large amounts
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You are only happy by accident.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Go directly to jail.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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i can't do that yet.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Negation is definition
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Fools seldom differ
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Only the insane prosper
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Got your knows!
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Be a badass
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Rejoin the human race.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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annoy the boring
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You grok?
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Vanilla extract
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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I could only masquerade
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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chance the yeti
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Grayface is a Pope too
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Your mother was lying
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Is this really worth it?
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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