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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Don't panic.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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what would you break without rules?
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Take the RED pill.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Some farts go poof.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Slippery when slick
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Who is the shepherd?
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Bet YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? THAT WAS IT. IT WAS YOURS! HELP ME? HELP?? THE DJINNS ARE REAL! HAHAHA?
- MY MK ULTRA CRISIS
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Get ready for this.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Why not?
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Think inside the box
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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The Game
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someone should do something about that
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Prop Up The System!
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Beware of false profits
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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even she goes poo... even she
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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god believes in you!
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Education is a form of murder
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The world is too loud nowadays
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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what was i just thinking about?
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Browsers for Genocide
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Measure once, cut twice
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what's stopping you?
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Leave me the hell alone!
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Albino african
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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black lies matter
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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