Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Be eaten by babies
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Open horse fucking
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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I will never lie to you.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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suk up and pop
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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This is not a meme.
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Gamergate was here
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Prop Up The System!
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Authorised graffiti area
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Aristotle was a dick.
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What Would Paris Do?
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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I see what you did there.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Your dick sucks!
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Paradox isn't.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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You know what I always say...
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Jesus is 6.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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unique things must be the most valuable
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minimalism is about the big picture
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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PANTFARTICA
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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big brother is not watching me
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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