Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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i can't do that yet.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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what time is it on mars?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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I don't exist.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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And thus, sense was made.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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humanism is obsolete
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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I am living in denial.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Conventions are lazy.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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History is a religion
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Please press any door to continue
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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But we'll never survive!
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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the past is dead country
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Property is theft.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Read less, live more.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Support your local ceiling.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Not all people are human.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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People are revolting
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I am the voice in your head.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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