Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not dead yet!
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Don't believe everything you think.
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You don't exist.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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At the end you see it clear
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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I am a verb and so can you!
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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there is chaos in order
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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We are here to grow our souls
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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go within the flow
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Where do your ideas come from?
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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illness is a state of mind
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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There are no gold prisons
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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much was decided before you were born
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Are you still awake?
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Who's life are you living?
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Everybody knows.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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love your enemy
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It's later than you think.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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categorizing fear is calming
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you can be right and still be murdered
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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i will!
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cancer cures smoking.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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