Semi Official Memebomb Archive

At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Break a pattern today.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Use no hooks.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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'slanguage
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Suspend belief.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Grab it and feel it
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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This is where i get off.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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If its to be its up to me
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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This is a pipe.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Levity Sucks!
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Law = X/0
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Believing is seeing.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Don't knock opportunity
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Only Americans are real humans
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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You're a great actor!
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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poonerism
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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