Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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