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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Leap before you look
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recluses always get weak
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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The future is history.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Leadership means taxes
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Try to outlive these words.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Killing is murder
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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not valid without receipt
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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I have found a truth.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Operatives are standing by.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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planning for the future is escapism
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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GET OVER IT
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often you should act like you are sexless
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Forget you even read this.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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xenophobes also fear you.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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You might regret it.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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There is no more revolution;
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Do you think that went well?
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care to expand?
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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You are hearing voices
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Collapse the state of mind
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