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this has been rewritten countless times over
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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don't forget what you already know
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Call in Sick
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Don't believe everything you think.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Please press any door to continue
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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go within the flow
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Are you sure? Why not?
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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You don't need this ----->
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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TRAVELITE
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Not all people are human.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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wipe off that lipstick.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Are you a character or a being?
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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KNOW NOW
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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mttv
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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It happened to you too
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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fuck you
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Oh, no, not again.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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HAIL TETRIS!
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