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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Men always generalise
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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You did it.
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I am high, bye
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Lady Inspired
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Think about what you are thinking
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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This is Not an Exist.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Hail Stones!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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SCORPION PIE
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Have that mole checked out
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Jesus loves war!
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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DIY
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Browsers for Genocide
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the city is upstairs
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Yes i did .
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Elite Populist
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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we need some new cliches
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You are Powerful!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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It is happening again.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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How are you reading this?
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Dick.
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