Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Abel had no descendants.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Five is a demon.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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its funny cause its true
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What Would Paris Do?
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You're on your own now
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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[Citation Needed]
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fuck it we ball
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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"Please do not use other door."
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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physical culture is second best
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Average is such a mean word
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Good luck on your exam.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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obamasyomama
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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get an afterlife
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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I am GOD here!
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Your smile or your life
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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please change beliefs
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This is an advertisement
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Can I ask you a second question?
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Never mind that.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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