Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Republican patriot fakers
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jesus hippie
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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No one has died for your sins
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Yes i did .
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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go down and drown'd
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Resistance is fertile
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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You don't exist.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Fumble the bumble
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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getting even is odd.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Violators will be fisted.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Use no hooks.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Percepi et esse.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
#5257 -299 = 3637 - 3936 - +
Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Abstinence is perverted
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Tune out the signal.
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You are one of the masks
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belief is priceless
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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This message isn't for you
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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The chao goes mu.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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