Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All men are created unequal.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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fun or doom
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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one love
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History is a religion
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Congregation, please be seated
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These monsters are people
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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It's not my struggle
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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I don't believe you.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Every day I wish i could make it stay
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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don't place to much trust in experts
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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This is a Meme.
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It can't rain all the time
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Check Mate!
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Robots can Time, are you?
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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These words mean nothing.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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what was i just thinking about?
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Just do it.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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