You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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