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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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is this a stupid question?
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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what's stopping you?
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Stop being used.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Resistance is fertile
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I was young and I needed the money
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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education is everywhere
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i know that i don't know.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Examine the following:
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Language is speaking you.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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meet us in orbit
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Ateoff shitler
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Chaos is what you make of it
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what i think i am
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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God made me an atheist.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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The Universe is just a short poem
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To be happy is a new notion
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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do you think we are forever?
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Suspend belief.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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I'm not dead.
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Nothing is 100% true
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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theft is the liberty of property
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Please clean up after your god.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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MINDCRAFT
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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