Semi Official Memebomb Archive

all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Read out loud.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Vanilla extract
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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get into the way!
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Have that mole checked out
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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What poor gods we do make.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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August Victoria hospital
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Listen to the noise.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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iPods are made of people!
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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#tigerblood
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Jesus loves war!
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Be excellent to each other
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Be all that you can be
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Context does.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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BROFIST
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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I bet you stepped in it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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care to expand?
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Invent a problem
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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