Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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God is a word.
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giant skeleton factory
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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I could only masquerade
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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It can't rain all the time
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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World's Best Dad
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Defective for our future.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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This is a thought free zone.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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deceive regularly
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Jesus was a profit.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Feel great on purpose.
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Your mother was lying
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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No costume is no costume
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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power lies everywhere
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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free water! Take one!
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No pain, no pain.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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remember to react
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Famous people are delicious.
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delusions comfy enough?
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Legalize poverty
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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