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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Stop Palpitation!
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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the future is here now
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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what's stopping you?
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randy savage died for your sins
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Make weirdness normal.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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It's always today.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Dick.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Plan early, plan twice
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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These monsters are people
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Bored people are boring people.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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What Would Paris Do?
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you can be right and still be murdered
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Smoke fish.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Education is a form of murder
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Never give an inch!
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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The Beginning is Near.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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