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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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alzheimer macht frei
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You are now breathing manually.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Think about what you are thinking
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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TV Sets the Channel
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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you're it, no backsies
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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This is a pipe.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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You are not an individual.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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supplementing my permanent record
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You are Holy in the wrong
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Perception is not reality
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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No one is stopping you
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The only enemy is good
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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The Truth Hertz.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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is this a stupid question?
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Check Mate!
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Evolution IS Genocide
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averageness is a point of view
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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wait faster
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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PANTFARTICA
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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