Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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