Semi Official Memebomb Archive

chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Specialization is for insects
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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deceive regularly
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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you're it, no backsies
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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stay human
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Just do it.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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If its to be, its up to me
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Not all people are human.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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DO NOT WANT.
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But I'm already repressed!
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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ICDUC2?
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Lego my Ego
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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You are one of the masks
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psychicdelic
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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How necessary are you?
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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