Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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GET OVER IT
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You better know
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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fnord
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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raw backwards is war
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IMOK
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Love's as good as soma!
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People are blinky
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It can't rain all the time
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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God is a word.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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i don't hate crime.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Look at the finger!!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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water is just boneless ice
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Control is not control
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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keep the lasagna flying
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People are revolting
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Let us prey
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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