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This is where I get off...
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Can I askew a question?
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Operatives are standing by.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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MURDERBIRD
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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this conversation isnt over
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You can't be too serious.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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what's stopping you?
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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This sticker written on the internet.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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psychicdelic
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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FOREVER ALONE
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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We are all popes of our own madness
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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People are blinky
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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This is 'not cricket'.
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just say know
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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ICDUC2?
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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hate speech?
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Five is a demon.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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everyone's work is equally important
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Temptoe through the toolies
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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This is the age of isis
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Got your knows!
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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to whom it may concern,
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maybe partying will help
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