Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Strike any user to continue.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Why not?
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Someone is having a serious day.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Percepi et esse.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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IGNore fnords
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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If its to be, its up to me
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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The beginning of the end is T
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Marx invented capitalism.
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You might regret it.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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MEMESTORM
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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We are not stuff that abides
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Save us from salvation
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Kook cain
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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You can't be too serious.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Less is a possibilty
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you will not think and you will not care
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Do you smell bacon?
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Browsers for Genocide
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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BROFIST
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Try to remember
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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snub backwards is buns
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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fallin' allin
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get off your knees!!!!!
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