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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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everything that's interesting is new
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MAKE IT STOP
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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know it's naught!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Have you seen my stapler?
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Do what you want to say
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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You're standing in it now.
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No one has died for your sins
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just say know
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Lucifer goes to church.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Common sense is neither.
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security makes me nervous
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Stop being used.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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today is under construction
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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i need to avoid the void
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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i believe that children are the futile
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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They are hunting dogs.
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this conversation is over
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Kill your imagination.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Protection when you least expect it
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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It's never too late to start.
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That was a bad idea.
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Beware of false profits
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Language is speaking you.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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never fear goddess is here
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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