Semi Official Memebomb Archive

land of the fee
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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If not now, then when?
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Now is all you have.
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Pwn free and clear.
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I'm not dead.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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one love
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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there's nothing except what you sense
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This is my steakhouse.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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an elite is inevitable
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Here's what I know,
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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They're catching up to you!
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Don't be naive.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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solitude is enriching
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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stasis is a dream state
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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are you wearing that?
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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i browse eye brows.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Imprint your reality here.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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don't place to much trust in experts
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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