Semi Official Memebomb Archive

salvation can't be bought and sold
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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I invented plagiarism.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Call in Sick
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Save us from salvation
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If you can this.... you can read
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Pretend to be real.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Rejoin the human race.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Please press any door to continue
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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go within the flow
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Find your passion for apathy
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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You are literate
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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People are blinky
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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