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What is the first question?
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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worrying can help you prepare
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Please look away immediately.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Evolution IS Genocide
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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the city is upstairs
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Do you find this question offensive?
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Smoke fish.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Question...everything?
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Resistance is fertile
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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The revolution will be the same
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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fly's undone.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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d's nutz
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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