No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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