Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Antisemitism is a gas
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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[insert witty meme here]
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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this conversation is over
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Free will is compulsory.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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hope is self-replicating
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Apocalypse!
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Can you hear me now?
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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You are Powerful!
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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to whom it may concern,
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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here...catch!
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Bored people are boring people.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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i think therefore i think i am
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Because it's there.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Death is not only for you.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Smile for the camera!
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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This is where i get off.
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This statement is a lie.
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How am I not myself?
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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-hyphencypher-
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Orwell was an optimist
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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You better know
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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