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get thee behind me greyface
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Neither God nor master!
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My pockets went to Distopia
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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SCORPION PIE
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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And I thought I was original!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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No hidden window here.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Kill Your Idols.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Apocalypse!
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Knowing is hard.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Confront the system.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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What you change, changes you.
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Conventions are lazy.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Plan early, plan twice
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eris is my higher power
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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take nothing for granted
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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I am the voice in your head.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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I know what you did last summer...
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Imagine the unimaginable
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private property created crime
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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land of the fee
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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We'll make you happy
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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In the end. there's a period.
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What is the first question?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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change your mind
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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NANODICK
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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i'm just as god remade me
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war is a purification rite
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Give me liberty or, else.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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What is it with you and money?
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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All myths are modern
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