Semi Official Memebomb Archive

For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Personally, I blame society
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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using force to stop force is absurd
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some hacks hoax
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This is a question?
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Futility is futile.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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There is no more revolution;
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Control is not control
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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ask yourself this
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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routine is a link with the past
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Art is dangerous
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Love my label like myself
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don't forget what you already know
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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today is under construction
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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self-awareness can be crippling
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We have this area under surveillance
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wacked lives shatter
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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land of the fee
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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No hidden window here.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Oops bi did it again
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Your brain is itchy
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I think you came to late.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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You are the voice in your head.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Free
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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