Semi Official Memebomb Archive

out of chaos comes wisdom
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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do you think we are forever?
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Tick tick tick
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Be young - shut up!
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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worrying can help you prepare
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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this post scares me
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i believe the earth is fat!
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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snub backwards is buns
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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I am my own god now
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Fight Me
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Work is a four letter word.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Secrecy kills.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Feel great on purpose.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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you're it, no backsies
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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But we'll never survive!
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Suspend belief.
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You know better
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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What is it with you and money?
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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hail deep thought
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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PROLIFUCK
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