Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Because and effect.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Why not?
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Tune out the signal.
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jesus was a roman mole
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our bored brains need information overload
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Do Not Remove
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Pawn Takes king.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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The only enemy is good
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Stop history
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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this conversation isnt over
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Call in Sick
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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what did you lap up today?
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Preserve disorder
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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The following statement is not true:
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Break a pattern today.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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security makes me nervous
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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True love is overrated
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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