Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Have that mole checked out
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Fumble the bumble
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Defective for our future.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Smoke fish.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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If not now, then when?
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Some farts go poop.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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adjust your tie.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Step on a crack
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Appreciate Chaos
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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it's a headless blunder
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Jesus was a profit.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Go directly to jail.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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My moral standing is lying down.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Percepi et esse.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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The Sanity is IN.
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Call in Sick
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Read out loud.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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I love my tribe.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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