Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Take the RED pill.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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If you want it, do it.
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You grok?
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Think outside the book.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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No one gets out alive.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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bleed for the international power
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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TREY CRAY
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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get fired. taste delicious.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Read out loud.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Grab it and feel it
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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me me na me meme name
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Strike any user to continue.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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I love you too.
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That's just what I believe
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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ux = bb is watching you
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You don't need this ----->
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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This is where I get off...
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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EAT BABIES
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Listen to the noise.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Conventions are lazy.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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