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Keep quiet about this.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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fnord
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Who's life are you living?
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eris is my higher power
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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I am high, bye
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Why didn't you?
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Your ego is biohazard
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Laws make criminals.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Knock yourself out.
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To be happy is a new notion
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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giant skeleton factory
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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There is no conspiracy.
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This is the age of isis
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The Universe is just a short poem
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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You are now breathing manually.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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That was a bad idea.
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no absolutes!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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We are all popes of our own madness
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Appreciate Chaos
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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moderation kills the spirit
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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even she goes poo... even she
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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You are now trapped.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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