Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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really
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IN MY PANTS!
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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You know what I always say...
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Why didn't you?
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Simulate yourself
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dare to be smart
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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fear your friends
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Stop imitating yourself.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Pawn Takes king.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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fuck it we ball
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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ice 4 eyes
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Let's be cruel!
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Things you own end up owning you
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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They're catching up to you!
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Don't believe this sentence.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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You are literate
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Please press any door to continue
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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They think you're weird.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Never mind that.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Operatives are standing by.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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How's that working out for you?
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Forget you even read this.
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chance the yeti
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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