Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Listen to the noise.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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i redundant already.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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really
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There ain't no justice
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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hungry? eat me.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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I'm not dead.
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Without fuck ¡
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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What poor gods we do make.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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i dont really know anything.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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In-con-CEIvable!
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Seriousness is death
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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zombies like you
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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You are the voice in your head.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Head Your mind!
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Try Dying.
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Call in Sick
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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We are not stuff that abides
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averageness is a point of view
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