Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Infect Yourself.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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hail deep thought
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Oh, no, not again.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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If your not confused your wrong
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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stay human
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Oops bi did it again
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Mind the malicious gap.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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lord of the memes...
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Who are you? Why?
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Avert thy gaze!
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[citation needed]
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Critique Thyself
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Tear off all your labels.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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to be is not to be
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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If you want it, do it.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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There is no help.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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This is the age of isis
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hate love - love hate
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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This is where I get off...
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Youthanize yourself
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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I want this statement to be false.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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