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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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If its to be its up to me
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Kilmalosa323
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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minimalism is about the details
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Rejoin the human race.
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solitude is enriching
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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nobody is in charge
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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go down and drown'd
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Quit the shit
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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operating under the illusion
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Five is a demon.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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The Machine is Us.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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The Truth Hertz.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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138 dys ony sos
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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You grok?
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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This is the age of isis
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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The revolution will be the same
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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DIY
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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This is an advertisement
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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