Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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My moral standing is lying down.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Security through Obesity
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How often do you feel human?
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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My armor is contempt
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me me na me meme name
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Kill your Idle
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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August Victoria hospital
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planning for the future is escapism
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The Truth Hertz.
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chance the yeti
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i know that i don't know.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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my head hurts worse than yours
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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What is it with you and money?
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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fear your friends
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Question lobotomy.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Down is the new up!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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"I can't breed!"
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How am I not myself?
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Write this somewhere else.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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keep the lasagna flying
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Congregation, please be seated
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the important thing is to cum...
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Jesus made a good profit
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ignorance is hell.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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They are hunting dogs.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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hope is self-replicating
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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I am living in denial.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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We saw her duck.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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humanism is obsolete
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Kilmalosa323
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Initiation is never over.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Make it so!
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