Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Believing is seeing.
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apologies
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Is this really worth it?
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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minimalism is about the details
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you sure its safe?
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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you left the iron on.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Blasphemy is my religion
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Security through Obesity
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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"Time's up... or left?"
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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kill someone today
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Please use your natural reaction.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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I am GOD here!
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Kill your Idle
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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no absolutes!
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It might be worth it.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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