its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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