Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Don't think
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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I'm not dead yet!
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Did I just say that out loud?
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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anarchonistic
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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I see what you did there.
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minimalism is about the details
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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morals are for little people
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spend time: it's on sale.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Should we start over?
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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just say know
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How do you get all those coins?
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Some farts go poof.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Now is all you have.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Democracy is Watching you..
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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This sentence is false.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Every one can read your mind.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Secrecy kills.
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