Semi Official Memebomb Archive

meet us in orbit
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I know you, and I know your game...
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Science is a cult
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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just believing something can make it happen
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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sex differences are here to stay
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A free world needs no leaders
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Common sense is neither.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Failure takes practice
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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We see what you did there.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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kill someone today
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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you are now manually dying
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Such Oddacity.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Kill your imagination.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Should we start over?
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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you are now breathing automatically
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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I was young and I needed the money
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Why not?
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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all norms are social.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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"Please feel free."
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Confusion is paradise
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For a good time, please call 000.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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mad, not angry.
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christinsanity
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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