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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Love scares empty hearts
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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you are now manually dying
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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In case of fire, burn.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Suffering is Optional...
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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fuck it we ball
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Man's character is his fate.
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homestuck
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Abstinence is perverted
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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poonerism
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Kill Your Idols.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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For a good time call Eris
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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We are watching you
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Will what you do
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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I invented plagiarism.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Are you a character or a being?
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to be is not to be
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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suk up and pop
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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i think therefore i think i am
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Look at the finger!!
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Utopia, why?
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Grayface is a Pope too
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you left the iron on.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Why don't you mind?!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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To be happy is a new notion
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step one: build a better idiot
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Grate with purpose
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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