Semi Official Memebomb Archive

its funny cause its true
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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But we'll never survive!
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Plan early, plan twice
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Oh, no, not again.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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It's a trap!
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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an elite is inevitable
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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power lies everywhere
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Explain your sense of self
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How come you so Dumb?
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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You are only happy by accident.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Kill your imagination.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Each and single one
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Oops bi did it again
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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You did it.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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you are now entering!
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Don't tread on me
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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our bored brains need information overload
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Confront the system.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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one love
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Imprint your reality here.
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