Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Use no hooks.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Think about what you are thinking
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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fuck you
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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If your not confused your wrong
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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When's the last time you felt great?
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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There are five kinds of people:
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Try Dying.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Happiness is a new idea.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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What is it with you and money?
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Habeas Corpus
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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You are not your self-image.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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wait faster
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Violence never settles anything.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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MINDCRAFT
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In-con-CEIvable!
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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God is a word.
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Don't worry, be metal
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Click here to win.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Stop being used.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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