Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Virginity can be cured.
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Why not?
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Rebel against this command.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Get 0%, win
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after birth is before death
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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You're already in its belly.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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MAKE IT STOP
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Read out loud.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Then why do you do it?
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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christinsanity
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KNOW SHIT!
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Because it's there.
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This is inappropriate
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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The best things in life are imaginary
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Be all that you can be
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Kook cain
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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life is short..
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The Truth Is No.
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Life is not only for you.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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the past is dead country
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