Semi Official Memebomb Archive

money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Quit the shit
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Make it so!
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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The Earth Will Shake.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Good luck on your exam.
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For a good time call Eris
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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play freebird!
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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I want your money back.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Percepi et esse.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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I am living in denial.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Tear off all your labels.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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our bored brains need information overload
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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adjust your tie.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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i browse eye brows.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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laws make legislatures
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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NANODICK
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The truth never set anyone free
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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