All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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