Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Do you smell bacon?
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Leap before you look
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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sex differences are here to stay
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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challenge your habits
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Slippery when slick
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I bet you stepped in it.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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much was decided before you were born
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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My mess is a life
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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This is the distraction.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Stop history
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Everything is Pornographic.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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