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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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You are not your ego
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Nothing is 100% true
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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irony is too mainstream for me
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the ripple is not the water.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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iPods are made of people!
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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How come you so Dumb?
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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exciting controversy
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Maybe you're a product too
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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life is short..
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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But we'll never survive!
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Today is the day.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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This poster is holding reality together.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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In case of fire, burn.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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