Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The real Supreme Court meets up here
#2761 -383 = 2764 - 3147 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -472 = 3193 - 3665 - +
Slippery when slick
#2490 -398 = 3237 - 3635 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1928 = 6084 - 8012 - +
Seize the means of collapse.
#5825 -338 = 2693 - 3031 - +
"I can't breed!"
#6422 -604 = 3525 - 4129 - +
Life's a laugh and then you cry.
#3897 -380 = 3117 - 3497 - +
Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
#1918 -365 = 2881 - 3246 - +
Tick tick tick
#5595 -326 = 3061 - 3387 - +
Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
#4244 -291 = 3691 - 3982 - +
To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
#2976 -386 = 2909 - 3295 - +
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
#5007 -223 = 3196 - 3419 - +
you must know where you stop and the world begins
#3344 -313 = 4128 - 4441 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -276 = 3154 - 3430 - +
minimeme
#6210 -546 = 3744 - 4290 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -260 = 4847 - 5107 - +
not valid without receipt
#2171 -306 = 3124 - 3430 - +
Remember to forget sometimes.
#2403 -322 = 3485 - 3807 - +
Home is where the disease is
#5288 -343 = 3303 - 3646 - +
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
#1959 -274 = 3258 - 3532 - +
"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
#3611 -369 = 3518 - 3887 - +
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
#4856 -323 = 3341 - 3664 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -2000 = 6485 - 8485 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -240 = 3418 - 3658 - +
what time is it on mars?
#5992 -373 = 3084 - 3457 - +
what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
#5944 -280 = 4286 - 4566 - +
You're unique, just like everybody else
#3391 -311 = 3143 - 3454 - +
The fuck do you mean with that?
#4580 -399 = 3465 - 3864 - +
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
#3664 -265 = 3477 - 3742 - +
God is dead, long live God
#5873 -387 = 3166 - 3553 - +
What Would Paris Do?
#3152 -393 = 2942 - 3335 - +
People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
#2283 -290 = 3201 - 3491 - +
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
#4360 -315 = 3471 - 3786 - +
Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
#4669 -314 = 3657 - 3971 - +
I puked here
#1557 -437 = 3265 - 3702 - +
Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
#4027 -338 = 3570 - 3908 - +
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
#4655 -296 = 2888 - 3184 - +
Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
#1414 -318 = 2663 - 2981 - +
She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
#4272 -371 = 3682 - 4053 - +
there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
#6478 -341 = 2703 - 3044 - +
Suffering is Optional...
#4597 -336 = 3030 - 3366 - +
Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
#5184 -568 = 3100 - 3668 - +
In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
#1759 -364 = 2971 - 3335 - +
Each and single one
#4533 -386 = 2913 - 3299 - +
CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
#6097 -343 = 4246 - 4589 - +
stasis is a dream state
#2548 -321 = 3132 - 3453 - +
Malpractice makes perfect
#4804 -293 = 3667 - 3960 - +
Quiet! The ears have walls!
#2364 -384 = 2949 - 3333 - +
The more you know, the less you control.
#6429 -701 = 3321 - 4022 - +
"Time's up... or left?"
#5171 -308 = 2891 - 3199 - +
you are now leaving!
#5859 -215 = 3591 - 3806 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -2187 = 6566 - 8753 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -2559 = 6300 - 8859 - +
"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
#3425 -343 = 3084 - 3427 - +
Solipsists of the world unite.
#5182 -346 = 3830 - 4176 - +
Time Takes Care of All problems
#6045 -512 = 3296 - 3808 - +
Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
#4026 -362 = 2767 - 3129 - +
-hyphencypher-
#6169 -341 = 3887 - 4228 - +
If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
#1718 -335 = 2974 - 3309 - +
Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
#1177 -278 = 2698 - 2976 - +
Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
#1416 -289 = 2684 - 2973 - +
Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
#3530 -365 = 3072 - 3437 - +
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
#1123 -328 = 3167 - 3495 - +
You can't be too serious.
#3292 -330 = 3343 - 3673 - +
Failure takes practice
#1216 -364 = 3258 - 3622 - +
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
#2323 -340 = 3031 - 3371 - +
me me na me meme name
#6167 -306 = 4216 - 4522 - +
KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
#6373 -693 = 3987 - 4680 - +
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
#2757 -272 = 3400 - 3672 - +
Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
#4138 -419 = 3783 - 4202 - +
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
#5960 -348 = 3334 - 3682 - +
Who is the shepherd?
#3204 -367 = 3516 - 3883 - +
I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
#1596 -336 = 3147 - 3483 - +
Browsers for Genocide
#4782 -428 = 2643 - 3071 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -57 = 204 - 261 - +
GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
#5547 -331 = 2724 - 3055 - +
If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
#4642 -245 = 3034 - 3279 - +
This bear's repeating.
#2896 -310 = 3442 - 3752 - +
The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
#4929 -395 = 3274 - 3669 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 -318 = 3754 - 4072 - +
Consider just thinking about it.
#945 -402 = 3019 - 3421 - +
The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
#6554 -5 = 30 - 35 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -199 = 1342 - 1541 - +
When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
#4528 -501 = 2672 - 3173 - +
You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
#4076 -355 = 3539 - 3894 - +
i am paint. watch me dry!
#4632 -498 = 2835 - 3333 - +
only the robots are on time anymore
#3709 -397 = 2954 - 3351 - +
Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
#1295 -338 = 2952 - 3290 - +
Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
#4013 -407 = 3040 - 3447 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -206 = 1455 - 1661 - +
Your brain is itchy
#3396 -363 = 3652 - 4015 - +
Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
#6380 -833 = 3910 - 4743 - +
calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
#875 -344 = 3298 - 3642 - +
Republican patriot fakers
#6062 -318 = 3293 - 3611 - +
Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
#4663 -316 = 3392 - 3708 - +
greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
#6075 -430 = 3345 - 3775 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1944 = 6755 - 8699 - +
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
#1538 -248 = 4179 - 4427 - +
Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
#4361 -347 = 3016 - 3363 - +
Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
#3977 -343 = 2929 - 3272 - +

5245 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project