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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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kill someone today
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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I am GOD here!
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Mission accomplished.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Happiness is not efficient
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You're No. One
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Coffee is bean water.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Read out loud.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Make weirdness normal.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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fuck you
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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This is a question?
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Tick tick tick
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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This message is not for you.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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using force to stop force is absurd
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poonerism
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Do you want a cookie?
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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drama often obscures the real issues
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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The world is too loud nowadays
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