Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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psychicdelic
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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our bored brains need information overload
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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you read my fucking mind
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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routine is a link with the past
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can-I-help-you's
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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If not now, then when?
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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antifart
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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This is an advertisement
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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you smell like your mistress.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Do not read this.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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What are you doing?!
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Youthanize yourself
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Fuck semantics!
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brainsprain
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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what is future
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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You are only happy by accident.
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Please use other door.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Why are you masturbating?
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bad intentions can yield good results
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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christinsanity
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Question reality.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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