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Less is a possibilty
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Repetition is a form of change.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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DIY
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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wishing things away is not effective
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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fallin' allin
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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our bored brains need information overload
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Try Dying.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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love to see it happen
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Everything happens for no reason
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Good luck on your exam.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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noise can be hostile
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Smoke fish.
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go within the flow
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security makes me nervous
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Violators will be fisted.
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i is imaginary.
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eris is my higher power
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Imprint your reality here.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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It's good to be the King.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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homestuck
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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i know that i don't know.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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The difference between a sexuality and a paraphilia is the press
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And thus, sense was made.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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alzheimer macht frei
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fear is information
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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