Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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All your mistakes are performance art
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Why are you masturbating?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Never trust what you read.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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MEMESTORM
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Reading is not understanding.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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ask yourself this
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Death is not only for you.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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ignorance is knowledge
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Confusion is paradise
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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hail deep thought
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BeLIEve
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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hope is self-replicating
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Taze a kitten!
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Somebody hates you
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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exciting controversy
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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what time is it on mars?
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Today is the day.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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