Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I want this statement to be false.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Your ego is biohazard
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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inheritance must be abolished
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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farts in jars though.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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problem solver or problem maker
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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dare to be smart
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Scene and Herd.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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step one: build a better idiot
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Home is where the disease is
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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being broke is childish
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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By the power of viagra
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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help me i've turned into paper
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Question reality.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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fun or doom
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You can't be too serious.
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supplementing my permanent record
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Why not?
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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to be is not to be
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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