Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Down is the new up!
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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I'm already against the next war.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Please cue at this point -->
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Suspend belief.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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I'm with intelligent --->
#1621 -298 = 3275 - 3573 - +
Science is a cult
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Laugh
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Call in Sick
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
#4530 -423 = 3062 - 3485 - +
choice != control
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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When's the last time you felt great?
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We have this area under surveillance
#3091 -446 = 3553 - 3999 - +
expressing anger is necessary
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Question lobotomy.
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ALWAYS IS
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Difference engenders hate.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Fuck semantics!
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Abstinence is perverted
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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My father was a good woman.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
#2453 -382 = 3170 - 3552 - +
How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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anarchonistic
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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true freedom is frightful
#2999 -224 = 4092 - 4316 - +
Youthanize yourself
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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"Hauch"
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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We saw her duck.
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Plan early, plan twice
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