Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Chill out... everything's under control...
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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I love you.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Ban Censorship!
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Cadres decide everything.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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You're already in its belly.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Is this really worth it?
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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out of nothing comes something
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Go places.
Do things
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You now get to create a new rule.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Don't forget to die
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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This is not here
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Break a pattern today.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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low expectations are good protection
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Coitus ergo sum.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Security without freedom is prison.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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How come you so Dumb?
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Law = X/0
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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You are one of the masks
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Why not?
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Objectivity is subjective
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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