Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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This sentence is false.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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"Please feel free."
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Elite Populist
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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mad, not angry.
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ISABELLAH
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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laws make legislatures
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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And thus, sense was made.
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levity sucks.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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DNA controls you!
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Smile for the camera!
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Fight Me
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Freedom is a party
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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security makes me nervous
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abort that defeatist
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Protection when you least expect it
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You can't be late until you show up.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Hail Stones!
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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