Semi Official Memebomb Archive

And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
#713 -360 = 3827 - 4187 - +
Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
#5016 -417 = 3314 - 3731 - +
It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
#1868 -339 = 3851 - 4190 - +
GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
#4085 -359 = 3943 - 4302 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -2022 = 6141 - 8163 - +
Honi soit la vache qui rit.
#1438 -351 = 3131 - 3482 - +
Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
#2177 -322 = 3391 - 3713 - +
Run. You're watching you.
#2432 -474 = 3641 - 4115 - +
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
#6292 -333 = 4825 - 5158 - +
The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
#2785 -434 = 3230 - 3664 - +
the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
#2693 -292 = 4085 - 4377 - +
Jesus was a profit.
#1895 -340 = 3758 - 4098 - +
SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
#6374 -680 = 4209 - 4889 - +
Shut up, you are your speech!
#3506 -461 = 3104 - 3565 - +
the only person you will never leave is yourself
#5752 -335 = 3393 - 3728 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -249 = 1296 - 1545 - +
This is 'not cricket'.
#4485 -339 = 3494 - 3833 - +
Don't complain if you do nothing.
#1070 -383 = 3062 - 3445 - +
It might be worth it.
#1824 -570 = 3249 - 3819 - +
out of nothing comes something
#6044 -338 = 3663 - 4001 - +
"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
#5250 -260 = 3810 - 4070 - +
REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
#5813 -432 = 2858 - 3290 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2419 = 6673 - 9092 - +
teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
#2608 -509 = 3643 - 4152 - +
Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
#652 -315 = 3882 - 4197 - +
Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
#2332 -339 = 3818 - 4157 - +
humanism is obsolete
#1465 -378 = 3653 - 4031 - +
She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
#2467 -368 = 3695 - 4063 - +
The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
#3872 -447 = 4340 - 4787 - +
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
#5736 -433 = 2948 - 3381 - +
Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -316 = 3929 - 4245 - +
occasionally principles are more valuable than people
#2190 -449 = 2834 - 3283 - +
to volunteer is reactionary
#2984 -372 = 3632 - 4004 - +
discordia lumine maior
#4526 -344 = 3704 - 4048 - +
I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
#1600 -293 = 3496 - 3789 - +
masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
#6148 -541 = 3698 - 4239 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -257 = 3732 - 3989 - +
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
#6009 -298 = 3526 - 3824 - +
be careful what you search for. You may find it.
#5704 -351 = 3642 - 3993 - +
Your mental conditions are not that interesting
#3401 -384 = 3014 - 3398 - +
Blasphemy is my religion
#4227 -321 = 3218 - 3539 - +
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
#1426 -345 = 3392 - 3737 - +
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
#5568 -421 = 2647 - 3068 - +
Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
#5210 -508 = 2914 - 3422 - +
Consider your options, then look for more.
#946 -332 = 4100 - 4432 - +
It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
#6439 -824 = 3844 - 4668 - +
Do not read this.
#1038 -405 = 3015 - 3420 - +
 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
#5034 -342 = 3651 - 3993 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -325 = 4634 - 4959 - +
Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
#4414 -327 = 3562 - 3889 - +
black lies matter
#6401 -736 = 3522 - 4258 - +
Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
#3230 -376 = 4526 - 4902 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
#833 -431 = 3655 - 4086 - +
We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
#4298 -454 = 2955 - 3409 - +
Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
#649 -376 = 3782 - 4158 - +
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
#4387 -507 = 3208 - 3715 - +
Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
#4403 -317 = 4033 - 4350 - +
Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
#5360 -396 = 2998 - 3394 - +
That was a bad idea.
#2622 -283 = 3818 - 4101 - +
The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
#2793 -374 = 3185 - 3559 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -456 = 4356 - 4812 - +
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
#2173 -480 = 3648 - 4128 - +
Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
#1348 -337 = 3117 - 3454 - +
Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
#3123 -331 = 3300 - 3631 - +
Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
#2310 -380 = 3429 - 3809 - +
That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
#2623 -305 = 3962 - 4267 - +
OUT OFN ORDER
#4346 -355 = 3252 - 3607 - +
anything that claims to be a god is not
#4459 -362 = 2915 - 3277 - +
What's thee rush? You're already here.
#4751 -418 = 4249 - 4667 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -488 = 3652 - 4140 - +
“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
#578 -440 = 3293 - 3733 - +
No gods, no masterpieces
#5357 -438 = 3630 - 4068 - +
The Beginning is Near.
#5143 -415 = 3651 - 4066 - +
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
#861 -343 = 3988 - 4331 - +
"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
#5235 -304 = 3856 - 4160 - +
if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
#6456 -406 = 3137 - 3543 - +
Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
#2184 -359 = 3388 - 3747 - +
emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
#1143 -291 = 3082 - 3373 - +
Reality is unbelievable.
#2384 -507 = 3112 - 3619 - +
Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
#5686 -397 = 3376 - 3773 - +
The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
#4876 -608 = 3250 - 3858 - +
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#3083 -317 = 3861 - 4178 - +
when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
#6175 -466 = 3847 - 4313 - +
All generalisations are false
#5060 -269 = 3163 - 3432 - +
Terror is what you make of it.
#4516 -345 = 3181 - 3526 - +
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
#1128 -126 = 4556 - 4682 - +
There is far less to everything than you think
#4409 -309 = 4141 - 4450 - +
the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
#2695 -333 = 3666 - 3999 - +
It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
#3884 -358 = 3944 - 4302 - +
decadence can be an end in itself
#990 -322 = 3108 - 3430 - +
God is a word.
#5353 -480 = 3007 - 3487 - +
Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
#2870 -279 = 3843 - 4122 - +
TRAVELITE
#6361 -739 = 4423 - 5162 - +
The way up and the way down is one and the same.
#2803 -445 = 3031 - 3476 - +
Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
#3527 -366 = 4412 - 4778 - +
Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
#2166 -333 = 3294 - 3627 - +
Admire persistence, or they won't stop
#664 -342 = 3762 - 4104 - +
Death when it comes will have no sheep.
#5928 -448 = 3139 - 3587 - +
This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
#4464 -285 = 3176 - 3461 - +
The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
#2652 -300 = 3752 - 4052 - +

5254 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project