Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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get fired. taste delicious.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Kook cain
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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fuck you
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Smoke fish.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Support Our Fruits.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Please don't care about this sign.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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God made me an atheist.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Normality = boring-reality
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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IN MY PANTS!
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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To be happy is a new notion
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Things you own end up owning you
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everything that's interesting is new
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You don't need this ----->
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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I am the voice in your head.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Protection when you least expect it
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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I know you, and I know your game...
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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No gods, no masterpieces
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