Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't knock opportunity
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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raw backwards is war
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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often you should act like you are sexless
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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What is it with you and money?
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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bleed for the international power
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Stop history
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Laugh
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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i will!
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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My father was a good woman.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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World's Best Dad
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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all information is misinformation
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Your brain is itchy
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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In case of fire, burn.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Make up your words.
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Do Not Remove
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KNOW NOW
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Orwell was right.
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the posthumous will judge.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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