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Newfags can't triforce
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Habeas Corpus
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Deity... he's come for me
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No more lip from you, bub.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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I am my own god now
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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That makes sense
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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what i think i am
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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Panic carefully
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Think inside the box
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Subversive is the new black.
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god cares for you more.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Shit Floats.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Kill your Idle
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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And I thought I was original!
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Not all people are human.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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ask yourself this
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Lead Ashtray
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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remember to react
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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All we have is words
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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