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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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This is the distraction.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Your mother was lying
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problem solver or problem maker
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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private property created crime
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Do you want a cookie?
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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For a good time call Eris
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i just changed the world
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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How are you reading this?
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Don't believe everything you think.
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You don't need this ----->
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Normality = boring-reality
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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do you think we are forever?
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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August Victoria hospital
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FOREVER ALONE
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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We are watching you
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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the past is dead country
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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minimeme
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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You are the voice in your head.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Killing is murder
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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