Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Forcefully doing nothing.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Language is speaking you.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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And I thought I was original!
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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You are only happy by accident.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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GET OVER IT
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Be less prepared.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Make like nature: select all.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Question reality.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Why are you masturbating?
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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That was a bad idea.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Kill your Idle
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Beware of falling hammers
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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all things are delicately interconnected
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Never give an inch!
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Be a badass
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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You are Powerful!
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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They are hunting dogs.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Panic carefully
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Virginity can be cured.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Support Our Fruits.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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There is no more revolution;
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Peace is a graveyard.
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listen when your body talks
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Your dick sucks!
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Go on, I won't tell.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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