Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Appreciate Chaos
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Faith is not an excuse.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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You know it all, don't you?
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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It's not my struggle
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Please look away immediately.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Fumble the bumble
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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I want this statement to be false.
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People are blinky
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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i don't hate crime.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Your ego is biohazard
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Kill your Idle
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Wit happens.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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laws make legislatures
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Don't forget to die
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Prophets profit.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Truth is plural and contingent
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zombies like you
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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i never always win.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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wait faster
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ISABELLAH
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My body is clay for me to mold
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Confront the system.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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